₦airaland Forum

@Loyika

Suck on a d'ick?   Why didn't you just say 'come suck on ma d'ick'? But you couldn't, could you? Cause your ex(you know who ) has told us everything about it. I mean what the militants did to it.

@Kunmi

What I do with my money is my business!

Drop cash if you want to and stop talking crap!!

And if the money is too much, let's settle for something smaller. There's no shame in being poor!

@Jackal

My doctor once told me that wine and fantasies are very good for your heart!!

Let's not bust their bubbles! Let them enjoy their fantasies while they last! Arseki to win the league? Hahahahahahaha

Maybe they would win all their matches after the transfer window in January though. Maybe their Russian owner would buy tough matches for them.

Ole!!! Ole!!! Ole!!! Bring tyre!!! Bring kerosene!!! Bring lighter!!!

419!!

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'ld wait for Kit. I'm sure he's interested.

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzz

I forgot Bola is a manure fan!!

No way!!!

I need another ref.

Let Kitaun come play ref.

@Kunmi

100 pounds would do!

Let's get a referee!

We both drop 100 pounds right now and the winner takes all after the match!

If the match ends in a draw, we get our money back!

Bolaoni, would you play ref.? That's if you have non-sticky fingers.

@Looryiski

Awwwww

Stop whinning Loyika!

The Russian mafia is knocking at your door!!!

About Dein, it seems he tried to convince everyone in your club that a takeover was needed and when nobody listened to him he went and ganged up with the Russian Mafia and started his own takeover to prove it to everyone!!

That's ma take on your situation!

Great Arseki! Great!!!

Which kain yeye battle?

Chelsea would win! Chikena!!!

Who wan drop money?

Bandit is a LUMMOX!!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

Poor Wenger!!

Bleep's sake! That would be a heavy blow on the guy. After all his years with the club.  

And his family members have been complaining about his health. I'm scared for him o. Poor guy!


@Jackal

That was harsh on Loyika! Haba! Listen, the guy is having a bad day as it is with this news, so let's leave him.

Enough with the truth pills darling. . . You know how bitter they are.

loyika:
the Russian will "NEVER" Try a hostile take over and incur the wrath of the Supporters,

What would you guys do if he does?  Kill him? Go to war? Boycott matches?

Besides, everything happening right now is pointing to this posiblility! You had better get used to the idea of being a Russian club now, before it actually happens.  Cause as things are starting to look, it might happen within the next 2 months!!!!

@Bandit

Why are you so much interested in Jose's d'ick? Are you a gay?

@loyika

Goshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I see you're all wound up! Sorry o. I didn't intentionally do it.

Last time I checked, Desailly wasn't our official spokesman, so anything he says is his personal opinion, which is none of my business.

But stop trying to change the subject.  You guys are starting to look Russian.

The shareholders were just waiting for Wenger to sign a new contract before selling to the Russian.

Now Wenger is trapped and so as much as he might hate it, he'ld be forced to take orders from the Russian.

Hahahahahahaha

Just start praying Usmanov is as nice and magnanimous as Roman, cause the guy looks mean(and ugly too ).

I see a lot of trouble knocking on Arsenal's door in the near future.

After all your wahala boils over, no Arseki fan would be able to look me in the eye and tell me Chelsea has issues!!


@Jackal

Are you serious? Men. . . I smell trouble. I don't think their gaffer would like anyone interfering with his team.

Rosenburg would be tough!

They mark their opponents very strongly and they can be very physical and dangerous.

I hope they don't cause any injuries to our players.

I also hear that they're very good with aerial balls, so our boys would have to be up to the task!

But by and large, they do not have the kind of quality players we have, so I see us winning by a wide margin!



@Bandit, what's up with Arseki? Heard you guys are turning Russian!

Great Arseki! Great!!!

@Bandit

Good morning darling.

It seems you're ready for another showdown with my boyfriend(you know who) this morning, abi?

By the way, I thought you guys were so confident that your shareholders wouldn't sell their shares to Usmanov. What's happening now? Seems they're selling.

Hahahahahahaha

Femi, don't say Arsenal, it's now Arseki!!!!

You guys would soon be 100% Russian!!! I can't wait! He'll buy 1% today, 7% tomorrow! He'll keep buying till he reaches 100%!!

Guys!

I just found out that our defender, Alex, don't speak no Anglais!

So how the Bleep does he communicate wiv Terry?

Are they taught sign Language?

Haaaaaaaaaaaa

Jackal and Kit!!

You guys shouldn't get me in trouble o! All I said was that I was having cravings for tolotolo and wanted to eat turkey pepper soup.

I don't know how you guys managed to turn ma post on its head.

I don't care whether the Turkey is Gambian or Sierraleonan, I just wan chop turkey! Chikena!

And Jackal, wetin be Kitzorr? No find my trouble o. I'm married with 3 kids!

Mustay, wetin na? Why you d'ey vex?
Or are you the Alhaji with the two wives?

Jackal:
I can't believe u guys can hide here and diss Man Utd by calling my John O'Shea a GAMBIAN TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it fair?

Hahahahahahaha

Jackal, listen, I've been kidnapped by terrorists before and trust me, it is worse than being kidnapped by UFOs. Don't get me in trouble o.

I'm so out of here!!!

@Kit

Don't mind me o. It's just that I miss turkey pepper soup. Had one in a Lagos restaurant recently and damn! - It was Yummy!!!

Is it just me, or does anyone else smell tolotolo?

Damn! Why do I have this sudden craving for turkey stew?

@Ricky

Please don't mind Jackal.

I heard the dude just got married, hence his recent sober nature. Heard his missus browse's N/L and monitors his posts here, so the nigga has to be careful.

Meeeeeeen. . . Being single is da bomb!!!!!!

You guys should take some pity on bandit na.

What the Bleep did he do to you? You've killed him.

And he's a good lad o, albeit a schmuck atimes.

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1505128#msg1505128 date=1190051405]My first reaction was. . .Anderson who? Then,I just remembered that we have a player called Anderson.[/quote]Hahahahahahahahaha

I-man, I'm telling you. You wouldn't believe it, but such powers exist.
That's why I'm so scared of these Nairaland Islamic terrorists. They're more powerful than Osama. They can hijack much more than planes.

As for sexual erections, I no know o. Na wetin my mama used to tell me some time ago I d'ey talk.

But if you are a muslim and you are supposed to be fasting and not only your ribs start twitching, but your d'ick(or pussy) too, and you suddenly start having erections, then you are definitely demon possessed.

Just ma humble opinion.

@I-man

Sorry. . .  my bad. I didn't know you weren't a muslim. The name 'imam' confused me a bit.

Being demon possessed is not always such a bad idea. It depends on the demon in question.

e.g. I don't think there's anything wrong with having the demon of sexual erections . But when your demon is the type that gives you power take a look at someone's pic and get every detail of that person, including his email passwords , then that is dangerous.

About the Kareemus, yea, I think your guess might just be right.

Once again, I didn't mention anyone's name o , before the CIA agents here go recommend ma ass for banning.

Iman, please can you clarify something for me? Cause It really confuses me.

Are muslims allowed to have sex during ramadan? Cause I know a very popular Nairaland sports board member who is having sex this minute!

And I hear the lady is a gunner. They're both muslims.

Are muslims even allowed to have erections during their fast? Cause its obvious one of them is having one right now as we speak.

Please guys, what time do muslims break their fasts, cause I can see that the ribs of some Alhajis here are twitching.

On second thoughts, I've got to be careful and watch what I spew, as I hear that terrorists(aka Islamic Radicalists) have overtaken the sports board.

I don't want any trouble with the Kareemus and Jihadinus of Nairaland o.

Infact, its so funny - I heard they even have a cult which a very popular Chelsea fan is head of. I heard he has two other popular gunners as his wives.
Infact, I heard that this particular guy is so good, that he not only hijacks planes, but he also hijacks e-mails!

I no mention anybody's name o, so don't attack me unless you're the guilty fellow.

peeping

Hahahahahahaha