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Banderas, you no get eyes? Look my profile now. . .

@Jackal

Awwww. . . . come on. . .

What has Razorr done? I simply stated the truth! I'm just trying to protect the interest of the guys on Nairaland. Wouldn't want you to gag.
Please try to understand that I have only your best interests at heart.

By the way, when next are you coming to Nigeria? You might w'anna bring some Victoria Secret undies for l'il miss jeje here, cause Kit told me that the one she was wearing that faithful day had holes in it. And it's supposed to be her best piece of underwear.

Jackal:
@ Fynewanker,


http://www.dylanmessaging.com/messages/US05-8A8S-72UF-LZ3S-Y7W1

Pick that out!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it true!!!!!!!!!!

Haahahahahahaha

JACKAL!!!!! You're too much!

That was too bad!!

I'm still laughing so hard here.

Nice one!!

jejelolatu:
Whao! at last u say it publicly.razorr,u re d biggest trouble on nland,because of your lousy and vulgar mouth,i hv had 2 endure insults on d sports thread because some of d guys here use u as a yardstick 2 rate other girls on this thread.i dnt knw jack about your personal,bt u always unwittingly cast aspersions on your moral stand through your speech.

Awwwwww

Come on Jejelolatu, don't pour your frustrations on me.

It's not my fault that Kitaun used and dumped you na. I actually asked him why he did that and he complained that your p'ussy stinks. Pour you. Take heart ok?

But next time, look before you leap! Wash your coochie properly before allowing guys to Bleep you.

And please please please, wash your undies!


And if all these do not work, there's something called douching. Please try it - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

@Jackal

PAP + PALMOIL?  Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

And look at me here thinking the guy could at least afford Akara and Gari.

I think this requires emergency action.

Maybe I should start a thread requesting for donations for his feeding.

And here I was wondering why the guy doesn't think straight. Honestly I feel sorry for him. Jackal, try going hungry for 2 days and see if you won't run mad!

I would call my bankers and open an account for him immediately! This is too bad.

Jackal:
@ Fynewanker,

A retarded mind will stay RETARDED.
You are not only constituting a NUISANCE on threads with your LovePeddler in your profile, u are also doing with your lack of common sense.
How dumb can u be posting the pictures of a prostitute as your wife? Fucking Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cant even tell who is taller between u two. Its a union of midgets & mental handicaps . . . . .

It aint possible . . . . You wldn't possibly be the shortest negro in Lagos with your dirty afro-hairstyle.
I have never seen a man look so unkempt and crude in appearance.
You like one of em gun-toting armed robbers who maim and kill on Nigerian Highways.
Was that one of the trait u inherited from your father?

Haahahahahahaha

Jackal you're too bad!!

I can't believe i missed all those things.

His afro hair is sexy!

But we should thank God that he didn't show us his shoes this time around.

Honestly, after looking at his last picture, my whole room started to stink from the stench that came out of his shoes through my screen.

I had to open all my windows and spray 30 cans of air-freshener to get that stench out! It nearly killed me!

Fynewaka, I can't believe you are still in that cyber cafe!

How much have you spent? 300 Naira?  

Dang! I'm too much!

I can't believe it!

So you actually woke up this morning, had your breakfast, walked all the way to a cyber cafe, paid hard currency to buy time and came to Nairaland, just because of Razorr!

And your poor diseased family members are out there, unable to afford a decent lunch!

Shame on you young man!

fynewaka:
Maybe by the time work is finished on www.razorrhasaids

Come on. . . .

Firewankster, please don't tell me that you're too daft and lacking in creativity to do something similar to what Banderas did!

come on boy, you can do better than this. Go create something nice on a real website and bring the link here.

Or better still, go register a domain name called www.IHateRazorr.com or something like that.  And put pictures of my p'ussy and evidences of my AIDs status on it.

@everyone

Why do I have this feeling that miss jeje here is someone we know. A popular Nairaland sports forum member.
I think I'm beginning to see sense in some of Kit's posts about her. Can't believe I was so blind before.

@Jeje

Hahahahahahaha

I see your f'uckmate(Somze) has gone to summon you! I always knew you were bleeping that guy, or what else explains your sudden interest in a Chelsea thread?

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzz

I can't believe Somze can't handle me all by himself! He had to go call his concubine!!!

Please keep it coming boys!!

Razorr has AIDS, Razorr is a slut, Razorr has f'ucked every single guy on Nairaland, Razorr is KT Bankole!!

Dang! Razorr is too much!!

She's a top celeb.


@Jackal

Your drycleaner(somze) and his sex partner have joined the circus!!

Dang!! I'm g'onna love this!!

If anyone is curious about what is going on here and who Razorr is, I'm sure you can figure out for yourself that Razorr is a celebrity!

You know how people like to pour dirt on celebrities!

Infact, let me tell you how funny these shit is, this guy Fynewaka actually traced me all the way to my office(God knows how he got the address).
He came with the intention of pouring horse excrement on me. You should have seen what my security operatives did to his ass. He actualy brought the excrement in polytene bags.
Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzz.
I've never laughed so much in all my life!

They poured the excrement on the floor and made him lick it!

Can you now understand why he has embarked on this campaign of rage?

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@Banderas

That was quiet creative of you!   I wish these other muppets would tow your line and be more creative.

All these talk of Razorr has AIDS, Razorr is a Prostitute, Razorr is K.T Bankole, is beginning to bore the shit out of me and everyone else.

But thumbs up Bandit , you got me clapping. Nice one!

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@Akolawole and Sirkay

I rest my case.

Haaaaa uncle Kola!!!

Ema binu sir! Mi o ni se be mo sir!

@Kit

Why you d'ey vex na? It wasn't me that started the vagina shit was it? It was your daddy, Imam. Go blame him.

By the way, I've got some new evidence on your multiple identity shit o (you know what I'm talking about). So you'ld be wise to buzz me before you open your mouth to talk about my vagina again. Damn! You had the whole of Nairaland fooled, but i've uncovered your ass.

Haaa forget creamdream

His own full name is George Chopinsin. And he's angry because he sent me his nude picture and I showed it to Jackal.   That's how Jackal got to know he has no d'ick.

@Mc Obo Omo

Shut up you vagina!

Y'all are drunk!

Rooney?

I hear he's out till November!

Awwwwww  poor poor George. . . .    Has anyone seen his willy?  Too bad.

Wait o. . . Creamdream

Why are you attacking me? Why not attack Jackal, who's saying you're d'ickless?

Come on. . . Be a man and stand up to him!

Buhahahahahahaha

Poor poor dreamer. . .    What has that guy done to you all to deserve this?

Or is it cause he wanted my number?

Jackal, let him send the d'ick first. I'ld let you all see it when he does.  Promise not to drool o.

Haaaa Jackal baby, please don't pull the trigger yet. Wait till he sends me the pic of his d'ick!

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@Bandit

Last time I checked, you weren't a manscum fan, so what right have you got to tell me to leave this thread?

@creamdream

I didn't ask for your phone number. Just send a picture of your d'ick to my box. If its good enough, then I'ld request for your phone number.

@creamdream

Oh yes!!! Please send me an email. Please put your pictures in it, nude ones as well. Thanks dear.

Please can someone interpret Bandit's post?

@Creamdream
If you happen to be single, then you might just w'anna take a trip to the gunners thread. There are many fine single babes there. Manscum here have no female fans. Well, they do, but they're not worth your time. Won ti wowo ju.

@creamdream

Wow! That's a nice picture in your profile! When did you take it, 1985?

Naaa scratch that. No mind me. . . I know some single ladies on the sports board who might be interested in dating a lawyer. Hope you're single, cause I can hook you up. But none of them support sunshine stars o.

Is anyone listening to Bandit?

But wait a minute?   I can't believe I even fell into your bloody trap! How silly of me!

The topic of argument ain't about Chelsea, but about how the Glazers have f'ucked you guys up!

The Glazers have finished you, according to your fans!!

Jackal:
@ Razorr,

You just don't get it . . . . .do u?
The implication of what u wrote is . . . . . I ADMIT ROMAN'S DEATH IS THE END OF CHELSEA BUT WE WILL MILK HIM DRY BEFORE THAT HAPPENS.

Jackal, your opening statement ruined the rest of your post for me.

There's no point arguing with you, since you insist on not making any sense.

I'm out!!

@tkb

Ask Jackal. He knows about that. They are working on tampering with the engines of the guy's private jet. Or his yatch.

But it won't happen in the next 8 years.

Jackal:
@ Razorr,


Akolawole will throw a fit with this reply of urs.
I can't believe u would admit Roman Abrahamovic's DEATH means the DEATH of CHELSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go get your goggles and read my posts again. Carefully this time. You are shitting me, right? Where in my post did I say that? All I said was that his death won't be a bad idea, considering his constant interference in Jose's job.
I said before he dies, we would have scrapped as much cash from him as possible and we would have broken even. We would have built a new large stadium, so we wouldn't have a problem.


But Manchester United on the other hand is in imminent danger!!!  That's what the fans are saying.
Who would I believe over the other, the fans ofcourse. The Glazers just came to your club to squeeze you dry, but the fans are loyal and concerned.

Admit it sweety. . . [size=13pt]The Glazers have finished you!!![/size]  


Can you spot the difference?

Jackal:
Have u ever imagined, God forbid it, if Roman Abrahamovic dies in a plane crash?[/b]

Well, I know you and your gang have been working on making this happen sooner than later. Yea. . . Ma intelligence sources confirmed it.

But before it happens, we're g'onna squeeze as much cash from the man as possible.

We're already trying to squeeze money for a new stadium from him anyway, so by the time your plan works and he faces his inevitable demise, we would have been blessed with the best training facility in England, the best and biggest club stadium in England, and we would be a force to reckon with in the financial world. (Oh, and we're already breaking even. We made profit in the last transfer window. More profit than you I must add.)

We wouldn't need the guy anymore. Truth be told, we're not too comfortable with some of his policies anyway. So your plan to get rid of him might not be such a bad idea.   Only thing is, we'ld let you do it when we're through with squeezing him dry.

So sweetheart, mind your business, and we'ld mind ours!!

From what I'm hearing in the papers, things are about to boil over in your finances. You guys are about to go bankrupt!!!


[size=13pt]The Glazers have killed Manchester United!!![/size]


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