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Jackal, please don't kill this boy. I plead on his behalf. He's a good boy.

@Jackal

Please take it easy on Medube. You know how mad we Chelsea fans have been all day.   I apologise on his behalf. Biko no vex.


@Medube

E don do abeg. No vex. By the way, he ain't racist (he married me, didn't he? and I'm Chinese) And he ain't 419. I can confirm this since I'm the chief financial controller of one of his companies.

@Jackal

I also heard about the protest.

I hear they want Kenyon sacked!

Oh ma dayzzzzzz   Chelsea fans are funny!

Chelsea fans are preparing to stage a protest outside Stamford Bridge tonight.

They are angered by the manner in which Jose Mourinho has been sacked by Peter Kenyon, Chelsea's chief executive.
They will demand the sacking of Kenyon by Roman Abramovich and the re-instalment of Mourinho.
Should their call go unheeded, they plan to protest inside Stamford Bridge at Chelsea's next home game against Fulham on September 29.

http://www.chelsea-mad.co.uk/news/loadnews.asp?=TMNW&id=354199


It's hilarious!

Jackal:
The name of this perfume is:   YOUGOBOSS

Jackal, guess what, I'm so upset today that I don't have the strength to yab you. Incase you haven't noticed, I've been nice and sober all day.   
I haven't even eating since morning. I don't have any strength. This thing ain't funny at all!

@Akola

I ain't your baby. Ma boyfriend is around o. Don't let him sack me!  Alakoba!


@Jackal

It's the effect of Jose's exit. He hasn't been the same all day, but can you blame him? My head has been upside down since morning as well. Can't think straight. It's sad.

Akolawole:
and use the remaining change to buy Razoor

Akola, are you trying to say what I think you're trying to say, or am I seeing things?   Is that statement what I think it is?

@I-man

We also won't have any more of this : -

But on a more serious note, if Grant is g'onna coach us on Sunday against manscum, then I hope we get trashed by 6 goals to nil.

I also hope we lose our next 3 or 5 matches, so that Grant doesn't get to be our coach.

Sorry fellas, but I hate that guy's face. He's too ugly.

Anyone taking over from Jose should be as handsome as he is and equally competent. He MUST also have Jose's winning mentality!

[size=17pt]VACANCY!! VACANCY!! VACANCY!![/size]

With the sudden, shock departure of Jose Mourinho, Chelsea Football Club are now looking for somebody to take over the managerial role at Stamford Bridge.

The club would like to state it is a high profile position and you`ll be working with, depending upon your immediate success, a budget others could only wish for.

Ideally, you`ll come from a background whereby you have previously achieved success and you`ll be confident dealing with the media, both home and abroad.

Ideally, you`ll also be able to work under intense pressure often with hindrance from unlikely sources, you`ll be able to accept that players may be foisted upon you without your input and it`s imperative that you bring minimal backroom staff with you as your employer often knows best.

You`ll realise that success is of paramount importance to your employer and that the minimum achievement will be the capture of the greatest prize in domestic European football - The Champions League.

However, you`ll also have to accept that the desire within the club is so great that winning it once shouldn`t be reason enough to rest on your laurels.

Likely candidates should also give thought to the style of football they play, for the salary being offered Chelsea Football Club and its many patrons expect to be entertained on a regular basis.

Ideally any potential candidate should be able to communicate in several languages most notably English, Russian, Portuguese, French and Israeli.

All interested parties are asked to include a, current, curriculum vitae as well as their initial salary expectations.

Chelsea Football Club would like to point out that the position carries the usual travel benefits associated with an elite club.

Demand is expected to be high therefore please do not be upset if you don`t receive an official reply or you`re not GRANTed an interview.

At least Jose has left with the knowledge that he never, ever lost a league game in Stamford Bridge.

How many other managers can boast of this?

I hope this Janet Jackson's Song doesn't come to haunt us : -

    Don't it always seem to go

    That you don't know what you've got 'till it's

    Don't it always seem to go

    That you don't know what you've got 'till it's

    Don't it always seem to go

    That you don't know what you've got 'till it's

    That you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone


I pray not!

Le Chacal is here. Let me take off!

@Chacal

I'ld see you on Sunday. Expect a backlash!

@Oga Akola

Please did you hear anything about the JT and Mourinho fight?

Cause I need clarifications fast! Abeg.

Yea Don! I heard on the radio this morning that he resigned as a result of a heated argument between him and Terry.

How true is that?

Hope Terry didn't insult him o and cause him heartbreak, because if he did, I'ld be recommending that we drop Terry's ass fast as our Captain and give the captainship to Belleti.

@tkb

Let me interpret that post for you: -

What I was trying to say is that y'all should take your club invitations and shove them up your black asses!

That better?

Oh. . .

I w'anna say one more thing: -

I received about 200 text messages from Arsenal, Man United and Liverpool fans between last night and this morning(gosh those guys no let me sleep) asking me to join Arsenal, Manure, or Liverpool and dump Chelsea.

Let me make this straight: -

I discovered some time back that blue thongs and bras look the sexiest on me. So, you see, blue is my favourite colour.

I wore red thongs and wore blue thongs and did the comparisons and believe me, if you see me in a blue thong, you'ld drop!

So you see, I can't support a red team! Sorry. . .  

@Ruudie

I still think you're a nincompoop and a gay.

@JK

I'm sorry to bust your bubbles, but with the way you guys played last night, United is not the most likely to win the League at the moment!

The most likely club to win it is Arsenal(unfortunately).

Get used to that fact my dear.

@Ruudie

I think you're a heartless nincompoop and a shitty gay!

I also think you talk out of your ass and you stink!!

You're an asshole for showing me your teeth.

You are a lover of chaos and destruction!

Bleep You!!!

@JK

Don't feel sorry for Jose, he has a fat resume and trust me, he won't be in the job market for long.

But feel sorry for the PREM.

Feel sorry for the new trend of billionaire owners who want instant success!

Feel sorry for the fact that the PREM has lost the most charismatic, enigmatic and controversial manager it's had in years!

Feel sorry that the PREM would be less exciting without his wahala and controversies.

Feel sorry for Chelsea, as I can't think of anyone right now who can fill his shoes immediately. We have a serious dilenma on our hands, I tell you. I have a feeling Lampard would now leave in January. Even Drogba.

Anyway, God help us. This is too sad!

It is a sad day for Chelsea and its fans, a sad day for the premier league and a sad day for footie it in general! We have lost a very unpredictable, enigmatic, and impulsive manager. We have lost the SPECIAL ONE who brought success and pride to Chelsea and excitement to the predictable Premier League. We have lost the Special One who shook things up on the PREM table and ensured that the BIG 3 became the BIG 4. We will miss his services as I am sure the managers of the other big clubs like Sir Fergie and Wenger would miss the JM who gave them hell during his tenure.

The exact circumstances of Mourinho’s departure is shrouded in mystery as there is news from some quarters that he had a disagreement with JT after our last draw. The jist is that they were involved in a very heated shouting bout, hence his resignation.  Another camp is saying he was sacked. Well, we may never know what really happened, but the fact remains that love him or hate him, Mourinho has been MAGNIFICENT for English football.

Forget the moments of foolishness, the arrogance, the myopic blue-tinted view of the football world. But on second thoughts, please remember them. Remember them because they were all part of the package that made Mourinho a unique figure in the footie world. They are part of what made him the SPECIAL ONE. Mourinho has every right to talk big because he has the track record to back it up, and make no mistake about this, he will be piled high with lucrative offers for his next job. I am already hearing that he is a likely replacement for Jol at Tottenham.

He leaves behind a legacy of success at Chelsea, marred only by two Champions League semi-final defeats to Liverpool. And today we face a genuine crisis because so many of our players related personally to Jose. Ofcourse players would play for anyone that provides the dough, but Mourinho forged a genuine bond with players like JT, Lampard and Drogba. These boys would now seek reassurances from Abramovich, but for now they will be devastated by the loss of Mourinho.

I hear Avram Grant is g'onna take over for now, but I hope this loss doesn't affect the outcome of our match on Sunday.

I plead with all Chelsea fans and players to let go of this and move on.

I also hear(according to SkySports) that Didier Deschamps, former France Captain is first on our list of replacements. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_2741732,00.html  Well, I hope our management know what they're doing. I would keep my fingers crossed and see how it all unfolds.

Good luck to Chelsea.

We love you Jose and we would sorely miss you.

Au revoir!

@Loyika

Your match is in two hours from now.

Go worry about how you'ld beat Sevilla(or at least escape with a draw) and gerrout of here!

@TKB

You're a LUMMOX!! Naaa scratch that. . .  You're an ASSHAT!!!  Naaa scratch that. . . You're a PILLOCK!!!

tkb417:
wait till sunday.

As Jackal pointed out just now, we're talking about the C/L, not the PREM. Blockhead!

Well, I'ld bask in the knowledge that we're better than you for now!!

So we're better than you in the CL! Noted!!

@Jackal

All I saw in that list is that we are now ranked above you!!!

So much for being champions!

@Ruudie

Wasn't it you haters that were screaming that we play boring footie? You said we play too defensively and so by popular demand and based on an order from the owner of our club, we decided to play less defensively and more excitingly!

The backlash of this new style of play is what we are witnessing now. We conceed more goals.

Do you now understand what I meant by 'change in style', or do I need to break it down some more?

Even you have to admit that all our matches this season have been lively!  Not a bad sight to behold at all. We would definitely adjust and get better. You can't always have it all at once.

Jackal:
Chelsea is under-performing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one is arguing with you about this. We're simply appealing to you to please stop the bad belle analysis.

@Akola

Please tell them.

Akolawole:
[size=13pt]The duty of the coach is to counter whatever strategy the opposition bring not stupid argument of boring footie/negative footie et al [/size]

God bless you for that statement!


[quote author=I-man link=topic=16635.msg1511188#msg1511188 date=1190205491]I'm worse pass wetin your girl dey talk for bed? Did you see your dirty Scousers behaving like thugs in Portugal?Pennant nearly killed that fella.[/quote]I-man, you make my heart melt.

RuuDie:
WIN or LOSE. . . . . . . UTD still leave Libson rep untarnished, nothing spoil c'uz everybody knows_{and even you just pointed that out} that the opposition is a stiff one;

Boy o boy!!! Already giving excuses, are we?