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@Jackal
Bu haaa haa haaa

Not to worry. . . I'm sure I'll suit you just fine. My chesticles would drive you crazy. I promise you that you won't regret your decision.

Loyika baby, I'm sorry, but I'm g'onna have to dump you. Money is knocking on the door.

I'll be a fool not to sign this contract. An opportunity like this may never present itself again.

@somze
Congratulations boy!! We're splitting the cash o.

Jackal:
@ Somze,

I am ready to pay 170 million pounds for Razorr.
How do u want the payment?
Credit/Debit Card, CHAPS transfer, Cheque or Cash?

Are you for real? This is really tempting o!

Somze, I think we should consider this offer. It's too good to be true!

170 milla? We're made!

Jackal, how do you want the shipment?

@Somze

Haaa haaahaaahaa

Now you're talking!

I'm sure no one can afford that price!

@Somze

Haaaa

You shouldn't have put a price tag on me na! I heard from a reliable source that Jackal can afford that price!  

Take the price higher bro. Can't imagine being shipped to that negro.

@Somze

Haaaa

you shouldn't have put a price tag on me na! I heard from a reliable source that Jackal can afford that!

Take the price higher bro. Can't stand being shipped to that negro.

Let's make it 85 million pounds.

@Imam

%$^&^$$£$£^*&*%%"£"&*^^£$"$&^*$"£"$^%^££$&$&^"$$

In short. . . You're mad!!!

@Jackal

It's not the length of the tunnel that matters but its effectiveness so sharaaaaaaaaap! Haaaaaaaaaa!

Bleep off doyin, you weren't invited to the party, so stop gate crashing.

@Loyika

Pls tell them boo.


@Jackal

You d'ey crase!

@Jackal

Haaahaaahaaaa
My hand no d'ey o. I no want fight with Kit.

As for Loyika's ding dong. I don't even know why I'm arguing with you about its size sef since its not the size that matters but its effectiveness. He satisfies me and that's all that counts.

Bu haahaahaahaa

@Imam

I've had it with your insults on ma sweetheart! I need to get you back into aro and fast too.  You d'ey crase!
For the very last time - TNG is a fine Chelsea chic!

I don't know why people just wouldn't mind their bleeping business!

I still don't know how Razorr shagging Loyika disturbs anyone.  Loff na loff.




Geeeezzzzz Loyika would kill me when he shows up.

Haaa haaa haaa

Nice try Jackal! Are you trying to provoke me to show you a picture of his large ding dong? Trust me, I've got plenty I can show  you, but what would your taking a peep make people think of you?

@Somze

Sharaaaap. It's loff na!


@Doyin

Lagbaja nothing for you. . .    Go self-service or something and you'ld feel better!

@Mc Omo

If Loyika d'ey shag me, how it take concern you? Are you jealous? Bleep off and mind your biz!! Gbeborun!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@Imam

Wait till Loyika sees that comment. He'll have your ass for dinner! You d'ey crase!

Loyika na cream boy! He no d'ey shag asshies, unlike you! Cream babes fall over themselves to shag him!

@Somze

Whatever you do, you'ld never get the cream girls! Loyika is hale and hearty. He'll soon show up to claim TNG for himself.

I would slap someone in this place today o!

TNG IS FEMALE!!! A SEXY FEMALE!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

It's not you guys' fault o. Se na because she still d'ey wait for her pictures from the photographer? All y'all's hearts would freeze when you see her! You never see anything.

@Jackal

Please no make me vex o! Loyika gets the cream chics while Somze gets the razz one! That's the rule around here. Signed and sealed by our highly esteemed Banorable!

@Jackal

Sharaaaaapp TNG is a babe. A sexy one at that.

By the way TNG, why don't you post one of your sexy pics in your profile and see how these guys would start to drool.


@somze

Back off before I smack you! All the sexy chics report to Loyika, while the razz ones report to you! Heeeheehee

@Imam

TNG is one hell of a sexy Chelsea fan o.  So sharaaap. If you wan shag the babe, talk am and spare us all these stories and yabs.

@somze

Haaahaaahaaaa

Nice try boy!

Bleep off!

Female newbies report to Loyika not you!  Ashewo buruku!

I'll soon report you to your wife now! You're shameless!

@Imam

Who released your ass from aro?  You're pissing me off o!

@Jackal

Tell me, how many where passed into your balls after your defeat to City? You d'ey crase!

The Russians are fine! Thank you very much! We don't need your condolences.

It's just a shame that the next match is ten days from now. Had it been this Saturday, the next victory would have wiped out the memories of that stupid defeat. Unfortunately, we now have to wait till the 15th for the next bloody match!

@TNG

Wow! So u're a chic!

Shame on you Jackal, for yabbing this poor girl.

By the way, TNG, are you a Chelsea fan?

@4Play Imam

Bleep off!!!!!

@Imam

Haaa haaa haaaa  

I didn't go into hiding. Infact, I came to Nairaland 30 minutes after our game so I don't know what you're talking about. Go and check my previous posts.

Silly boy! It's not your fault. Just because you manage to score one goal against a shitty Sunderland side with your crappy team, you now have mouth abi?

Just wait till you lose your next match!  I'll be here waiting for you.
Every team ain't Sunderland o!


@Loyika

You d'ey crase! No be your fault o. All those your fluke victories would soon come to a stop.

@Somze

Bleep you! I'm not J.Jackson, don't need em silicon. I've got chesticles, do you w'anna see 'em?

NB: Where's Muki?

@Kitaun Mc Omo

How come the term 'elder', got you so badly? Am I missing something? Please don't bring hot s'hit to ma office in annoyance o.

Sharaaaap Somze before I shove ma Chesticles in your mouth and choke you with them.

@Loyika

You're not serious. Rub it in well, you hear? Your day would come.   I won't spare you o.

@Jackal

Oh good. Just be careful with him sha. Before he invites sango(god of thunder I think ) to strike your ass.

@Chukdeegoat

Sharaaap!

@Loyika

I've been fine sweety. Just very busy with work. But I see you've had your hands full with yabbing us, abi? I'm sure our loss gave you many hard ons.

Anyway, not to worry, you know Jose. . . One defeat and 13 victories would follow.

Chineke!

Uncle Kola, what's wrong? Is Jackal getting to you as well?  

Jackal, bring your ass back in here and apologise to uncle Kola for calling him a pillock. For Bleep's sake the guy is old enough to be your great great grandfather. Have some respect boy!

Hahahahahaha

See what I've missed.

I can't believe you guys are still having these silly arguments with Jackal. For Bleep's sake, do you expect him to say positive things about Mourinho or Chelsea?

It's like expecting me to say Manchester United is a great club or Sir gay is better than Mourinho. I'll rather die first.


Anyway, Jackal, get off TNG's back right now, before I hit you with a sledge hammer. See your head like ma lower cheeks.

@Akola

[size=13pt]Why We Lost: -[/size]

There was a major problem linking the midfield and the attack. Mikel, Makalele and Essien are great players but they are classic midfield workers! Not forward players! At times it looked like we were pumping hopeful balls forward like a relegation bound side. One clever pass to Drogba's feet or over the top to SWP is good but if it's all you've got then you will struggle.

We seriously missed the midfield to attack work rate of Lampard. Especially as he is not the only player in the team capable of linking the midfield and attack in other ways like runs, dribbling and link ups.
Though SWP and Malouda can play well as true wingers I feel it would have helped to bring one or both of them back into midfield to create this, Lampard is our best but SWP, Malouda, J Cole and Kalou can all do this. 3 holding midfielders can not!

I was also surprised that when we finally had this the team seemed to panic to early and start hoofing the ball forward like a relegation side (not the norm from a team known for late comebacks and no panic).

I know it was just one game but if Lampard is out for a while I hope it does not continue.

Anyway, I hear Lampard would be back for our next match, so we don't have any problem.

Besides, you all know Mourinho, he loses a match and he wins 13 afterward.

No sweat. We're good.