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Wormy, forget Jackal. He never reads our posts anyway. You always prove him wrong.

Jackal, Wormy is right, Ashley slipped. Haaaaaaa. That shit can happen to anyone so zip it.

Wait a bloody minute!  Am I hearing right, or is Jackal saying Ronaldo(manscum) is better than Ronaldinho(the god of barca)?

*clears throat*

huh Uncle V, do you still play footie?

Hey Bandit get a glass of cold water and calm down. No use getting worked up over Jackal.

We all know that Ronaldo is the most over-rated player in the C/L anyway. See how he faded in their last Champions League match against Milan.
Teams have gotten a hang of all his tricks now, so you'll see him decline this season. Their match against Reading was an insight into this. Players do not fear him anymore as much as they did last season.

Banderas, what's up with this your love for the word 'POOP'? Am I missing something?

The SUN is the most useless newspaper on the planet. Why are they so anti-Chelsea and pro-Manscum? Intel says Sir Fergusson owns that paper.

Anyway, Chelsea has officially denounced those rumours about the Defoe - SWP swap.

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/NewsHomePage/0,,10268~1101600,00.html

I wonder how much Malcolm Glazer pays those stupied people to write bullocks about Chelsea.

But how was Chelsea richer than Arsenal 15 years ago?

That's impossible! I need facts from credible sources to back this one up.

Bu haaa haaaa haaa haaaa

That was wikid but TRUE!

Haaaaaa  I didn't even see that.

Banderas, please go to the bathroom and pour some cold water on your head (part your dreads for the water to sink in o). This should reduce the current toxidity of your brain.

After you've done that, please come back here and tell me(with facts ofcourse) how Chelsea was richer than Arsenal 15 years ago.

Haaaa Toshmann

Just sharaaaaap. You scousers are wankers. I hear you love keeping cats so those sneaky animals will rub on you everytime.

Gosh you're perverts.

Wait. . . What do your cats do when you self-service? Do they just watch, or do they lick your balls?

Banderas:
Ronaldo is a poor man's Ronaldinho, with an added quality - he has produced some of the world's best dives in recent history - I'm talking olympic quality.

That's the best thing you've said all day!  'Tis so bleeping true!

tkb417:
money is meant to be spent. we need players, if we can get Berbatov for 100mill i don't mind. My own is get a good striker that can score vital goals

@Jackal

You see? I didn't make up this post o. Your fellow scummite said it with his mouth.

I won't be surprised if you spend this much on the guy, just to show that you can match Chelsea. Boy would I love to see that.

Need I say more? You need a new Coach asap.

Don't worry, we can loan Avram Grant to you for a token fee, just for a season.

Haaaaa You just wait. They haven't unleashed their billions yet. Wait till they do.

You guys would be 6th on the table after Liverpool, Spurs and City.

9ja4eva:
Spurs said 40m

Bu haaaa haaa haaa haaa

So you guys w'anna pay 40 million pounds (FORTY MILLION POUNDS) for Berbatov!

You've finally lost it.

This ain't Dinho we're speaking of o, incase you haven't noticed.

@Loyika

Is it the special one you're refering to? You can't be serious.

By the way, what are the plans of your club for the future. As things are going at the moment, you guys won't be winning a trophy for the next 50 years.

My suggestion would be that you sell your club to a billionaire like Man city has done.

Haaaaa Loyika. I told you long ago that your gaffer was due for retirement.

Even his family members have been complaining that the guy is loosing it. They say the stress is getting to him. I'm sure you read that story.

Muki, please help me out here.

What guy do you know that keeps cats? I mean real guys o, not the gay ones.

To the best of my knowledge, only wankers keep cats. But then again, all Liverpool fans are wankers.

You guys should please leave Jackal o. He is high on something - not weed.

Haaaaaaa

What's your source?

Please just give me one link. Just one.

Keep dreaming. You guys are done with your signings for this summer.

By the way, where did you get your story from? Intelligence says it's false.

Please give me a credible link.

Just wait till her husband gets here. You go here am.

@Toshmann

Sharaaap and confess. It's you doing the wanking.

By the way, what kind of guy keeps a cat? You have issues boy.

Haaaa Seun. I took that picture 2 months ago so sharaaaap.

But please confess, you also wanked when you saw it.

Jackal:
@ tkb417,

Rafa is a light-weight when United comes to the party.
He is yet to record a single victory against Ferguson at the Premiership.
Ferdinand is their husband . . . . . .He loves doing em up the ass.
Go RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't blame Fergie at all. The Ronaldinho news has been giving him nightmares.

He had better get the striker fast, but I doubt Tottenham would sell.

That does is!

I forgot to tell you that Muki is married. I was her chief bride's maid. I'm going to unleash her husband on you now unless you confess that you wanked when you saw my pic.

Chei! He is back!   Wahala don land o.

Loyiks what's up? Where've you been? I heard you got banned.

toshmann:
@razorr
you are fine o. just for asking, have u got a boyfriend?

Yes I do actually. He's Nairaland's one and only Lordimpaq who drinks breast milk from my Chesticles.

Can someone please tell Jackal to pay me ma money?

@Jackal

He's been defending for a year. A defender is someone who defends. Chikena! Pay me my money.

Kina darlingggggg

Don't be mad, but your boyfriend(Toshmann) loves me. I'm too much.

Jackal, what of Essien? He's never disgraced Essien.

100 quids please.