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Cabali, please don't crack me up abeg. Lehmann?

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Wetin kwoncain me? All I know is that you're now Arseki!

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I ain't scared of Lordi. All I need to do is shove my chesticles in his mouth for some breast milk and he'ld calm down!

Arseki is shyte! 

People have lost faith in them!

Let Kit and Loyika go jump in the ocean if its too terrible for them to bear.

Arseki has degenerated horribly in the last 2 seasons(for Bleep's sake Dollarpool has been finishing above them! ) and no Kumastanov or Totoskanov can save their asses this season.

Even their fans are getting fed up! Watching their games can give you a heart attack!

Anyway, with the news of a Russian Billionaire taking over, their fans would probably be exited.

Silly people!

Jackal, see my previous post.

Why would people place so much confidence in our club, if we're so small?

by the way, the Arseki u're screaming about was 8th on the table with 20/1.

By the way Jackal, have you seen this season's Champions League betting odds scores?

Barca is first with 5/1, while Chelsea is second with 13/2. Your club is third after us with 8/1. http://www.oddschecker.com/football/champions-league

This is just in case you w'anna argue about Chelsea being the biggest club and all.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jackal, you like wahala sha!

Have you not observed that identifying with the name Chelsea is enough to open doors for you and make you respected?

Boularouz is a star in his new club cause of the Chelsea thing, even though he was a flop!

Chelsea is the biggest club in England for now so puhleeeeeeeeeease!

Yea. I pray he does well in his future endeavours and becomes a world beater one day(except against Chelsea ofcourse). I wish him well.

I honestly pray Belletti delivers o. Anyway, we should know by Sunday.

I haven't said effective football is bad. I'm only saying more entertainment would win you fans. haaaaaaaaaaa


By the way, Glen Johnson has gone back to Pompey. We sold him for 4 million pounds.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/6972186.stm

Ok Uncle Kola. Please tell me what brings fans. You no say I no know book.

Jackal, its not just about the Stadium. We also have jerseys and merchandise to sell, don't we?

As for the stadium issue, the last I heard on it is that it would be dificult to expand, something about the way it was initially built. Logistical difficulties.

Kenyon once said we might need to build a new stadium from scratch if we do not find a solution to the problem.

But trust me, we're seriously working on it. We don't need you to tell us we need a bigger stadium.

Read this article: - http://www.chelseablog.com/2006/01/20/chelsea-consider-leaving-stamford-bridge/

Entertaining football would win us a lot of fans, thereby increasing our revenue. So I'm in support of it.

And who says we can't do it effectively? We have done it before in the time of Duff and Robben two seasons ago.

We are still experimenting anyway and the team is trying to adjust to it. I believe we would get better as time goes by.

It's a good thing though, that we're playing easier teams now. By the time the tougher matches start, we would be more solid.

debosky:
No I-man, the new name is going to be a fusion of Stan Kroenke + Usmanov

ARSTANOV FC

Naaaaaa! Where've you been? Your clubs new name is [size=13pt]Ar[color=Black]se[/color]ki[/size]!


Wow! Ain't that sexy?

We have Valencia and Schlake, but no shaking. We'ld whoop ass.

Seems so to me.

Hmmmm. . . . Valencia and Schalke.

No shaking. . .

It's the same Valencia that we knocked out last year. Isn't it?

Schalke haven't started so hot in germany as well so no worries on qualifying from this group at all.

Wow! Both Carvalho and John Terry were in the list of best defenders along with Vidic, Carragher, Nesta and Paolo Maldini.
Maldini won it though.

Two Chelsea defenders! Wow!

Chuckdee

Thief. There'ld be nothing like that for you. I pray Sevilla, Fenerbahçe SK and Marseille are put in your group.

You go hear wheen.

Jackal, wetin dey do you? I'm serious, we've signed Ronaldinho. You'll see the news all over the place soon.

Oh yea Wormy, I almost forgot.

Barca, Arsenal, Manscum, Chelsea, Liverpool, Ac Milan, Real Madrid and Inter Milan have all been seeded.

@Mukina

I can see Champions League football don tire you.  You w'anna be kicked out early, right?

So you really w'anna be in a group of death, huh? Or do you think that with your current squad, you would triumph over Sevilla and Barca?
You can't be serious.

Banderas, yes yes yes. We just signed him. He's due to hit London on Saturday.

@A-40

Are you drunk?
So you w'anna be in the same group as Sevilla and Barca?

OMG!!  Ronaldinho has signed for Chelsea!

And we paid only 40 Million Pounds for him!

Wait. . . More gist to follow. . .

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This one na serious matter o!

So this issue is so serious that Uncle Kola had to come back from sabatical to respond to it!

Chineke!

Please please please, can we drop all these Ronaldo talk?

Han han!

You guys have been on this issue for the last 10 hours!  E don do.

Or is one of you shagging him? Maybe Jackal is.

Is he the only player in the PREM?

Let's talk about something else abeg!

Who and who would you hate to see your clubs drawn against in this evening's C/L draws?

Uncle Loyika, please help me out abeg, leave Ronaldo.

I hate C.Ronaldo. I hate the fact that he plays for the scum. I hate that his stupid wink and his arrogance.

But I've gotta admit that he was the best in the PREM last season. Gerrard didn't even come close. sorry uncle V.

The only problem I have with Mr.Jackal here is that he's comparing him to Ronaldinho the great.

Naaa Uncle V. My chesticles aren't floppies. If you don't believe me, ask Lordimpaq, he can testify to this.

It is for this reason that I'm praying that the dinho deal materialises. I'ld love to see you eat your words.

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Nice evation tactics Jackal.   I hail you.

What you said yesterday was that Ronaldo was a better overall player than Dinho or something like that. Lemme go dig up that your post.

No one is asking you about any particular season. We're talking about the players' overall skills.


And by the way, you better edit that your last post before Wormy sees it. He'll have your ass for lunch.

Yes Jackal.

We are still waiting for you to tell us what makes C.Ronaldo better than Ronaldinho(the magician).

haaaa Uncle V! Uncle V!

The only way I'ld believe what you just said is if you show me a picture of your bare chest and stomach. Let's do it like this - send a nude pic of yours to my e-mail box(its in ma profile). You can even cover your d'ick with your hands so I don't see it.

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Nice one Bandit!