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Jackal:
Tell me any defender in the Prem Ronaldo hasnt disgraced and i will give u 100 quid.

John Terry and Ricardo Carvalho.

Can I have my 100 quid now?

@Jackal

Haaaa Please don't attack me now. . . It was Banderas that said it.

Banderas:
Huh. Reading defenders marked out Rooney and Ronaldo. I assume this means Rooney and Ronaldo are poop?

Haaaaaa that's not news na. Jackal no vex, but those boys are poop.

Oh ma dayzzzz

Toshmann. Yea that's me. Are you interested?

@Nateevs
Excelent analysis.


@Banderas

The only thing I'll tell you is that you should go to youtube and search for his recent videos. When you have done that, come back to N/L and let's talk.

Bu haaaa haaa haaa

Queen Bee, are you Princess(the comedian) in disguise?

Even your profile cracks me up.

Very good. Keep it up.

Nateevs, don't mind Jackal and co.   Like I said, they're wetting their boxers at the taught.

Ronaldinho is a god!

Even Captain Terry had to come out yesterday to say our players are so excited at the prospect.

If he comes in, we would become a high goal scoring side overnight.

@Jackal

I've already told you what our likely formation would be. Give your pessimism a rest. You know you don't believe a word of what's coming out of your mouth.

I don't get it. I just don't get it.

How can any normal human being just wake up in the morning and decide that his assignment for the day is to go to a certain Nairaland and fight  a certain Razorr.

And to think he's using his own cash to browse in a cafe.

This stuff beats me.

Why do some people's lives start and end with Nairaland?

Banderas, go to the previous page and you'll understand. See what this muppet is doing.

@Jejelolatu

If you guys are so convinced that Dinho would be a flop at Chelsea then why are y'all so scared and making so much noise?

Why don't you just sit back, relax and watch us sign him.

If he flops, then you can come sing, dance and taunt us in jubilation, but in the mean time, leave Roman to spend his money.

Oh and you guys should go look for a billionaire to buy your club, cause that's the only way you'll win anything in the next 50 years. Just take a look at what Chelsea, liverpool and Man United are doing.

By the way, do you know what Roman's annual income is? Over 3 Billion Euros. Yea. You heard me right. So if he decides to spash his money on stars, who are we to question him. It's his club.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Just when I decided to be mellow like Jose, someone's trying to piss me off.

When would Nairaland ever be rid of all these muppets? It's so sad and pathetic.

I think we need a moderator and fast!

Last week it was faceless, this week it's firewanster. Firewanker might even be faceless for all we know.

Young man, why do you just love to make a nuisance of yourself on Nairaland?

Are you mentally deranged? Seriously let's discuss your problem.

I think you need help and fast too. You're a disgrace to Nairaland and the Manchester United community.

Even your fellow Man United fans think you're a Schmuck. You disgust them.

You're not fit to live with humans, you belong in a zoo. No human being can possibly be this dunce.

How old are you by the way? You can't be less than 30 yet you have the brain of a 12 year old.

For Bleep's sake what kind of human being would be dunce enough to put this kind of picture(the one below) on Nairaland? Did I force you to post the picture? And you were stupid enough to be flaunting it and toasting girls all over the place. What girl would date a guy that looks like you?

You're pathetic. Get a life.

Jackal, I'm sure you're just joking. Ronaldo(Man United) better than Ronaldinho?

Are you even listening to yourself?

That's like comparing Lucifer to Harry Potter.

From all these comments you've made, I can deduce one thing - You are scared shitless.

Jackal:
Shevchenko, Ballack, Joe Cole, Mikel Obi, Makelele, Ferreira, Alex, Pizarro etc.
How do u keep this set of players happy?

Chelsea would have over sixty games to play this season. Every player would have an opportunity to play, especially during the Nation's cup and in cases of injury.

I believe Mikel would be the only player to suffer if we use this formation, but Dinho would more than make up for it.

Joe cole would come on for SWP from the bench, except he proves to be better. In short, every player would have an opportunity to shine. Only Dinho would be a constant.

Jackal:
Say he even comes, how does that shake Man Utd?
We got our own players . . . .Ronaldo, Rooney and Tevez.

Please please please Jackal, don't get me started this morning.

Ronaldo + Rooney + Tevez x Nani < Ronaldinho.

Get the picture?

@Jackal

. . . . . . .  .Cech. . . . . . . .
Belleti. . . Carvalho. . . Terry. . . . . . . .Cole. . . .
SWP. . . .Essien. . . . . Lampard. . . . Malouda
. . . . . . . . . . . Ronaldinho. . . . . .
. . . . . Drogba. . . . . .

That would be our most likely formation if Dinho comes in.   Scares you doesn't it?

Why are you guys trying so hard to convince yourselves that he's not coming? Are you that scared?

For pete's sake if Chelsea's captain, Terry, can come out in the open to the press to admit that the players are excited at the prospect, does that not tell you that it's very likely?

Terry is already giving Dinho tips of how he can fit into Chelsea. Would he do that if the gist is not true?

@Ruudie

Come on. . . Everyone knows about the trouble between Dinho and Eto'o. Infact Rijkaard brought Henry in, in the hope that he'll help mend the differences in the squad but according to gist emenating from the Barca camp, that isn't happening.

Besides, we do not need a rocket scientist to decipher that any smart player would rather join a club where he would be worshipped(if he delivers ofcourse) than stay in a star studed club, i.e. Messi, Henry, Deco, e.t.c

Jackal:
What will Ronaldinho offer to Chelsea? ZILCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you hadn't made that statement, I would have taken your post seriously.

That is the most ridiculous statement I've ever heard from your mouth.

Confess sweety, you're scared shitless!   Infact, you're wetting your boxers at the prospect.

Only a foolish club wouldn't tremble at the prospect of Dinho coming to Chelsea.

For Bleep's sake this is RONALDINHO we're talking about!

That guy can win matches on his own!

Even John Terry said yesterday in an interview that everyone in Chelsea is excited at the prospect and he admitted that they would forgive Dinho if he lacks defensive capabilities if he makes up for it in attack.

That guy is a god! Best believe it!

The reason why Barca haven't been doing too good with him recently is because of the bad blood between him and Eto'o.

If he comes to Chelsea, it would be the best transfer of the summer!

Are girls allowed to participate?

Yea. . . It was unintentional. I was provoked. Anyway, the bible says in Luke 6:27&28 - "“Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you."

What is it about?

Viera, please don't test me. I'm feeling very born again at the moment. Please don't get me started this morning.

Anyway, you can hate us all you want. Infact, we'll give you more cause to hate us after we buy all the trophies under the sun and ensure that you do not win any competition in the next 50 years. Yea. . . You'll defo hate us then.

9ja4eva:
For Dreamland

Why, you're scared, aren't you. I can just see you wetting your sexy thong right now.

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzz

@Wormy

What the heck is wrong with you guys? When I was being troublesome, everybody wanted my head on a platter. Now that I'm being a good girl, everyone thinks I've gone mad!

Well, I guess Jesus touched my soul.

Kitaun, please leave jeje alone abeg. I'm pleading on her behalf. Please guys let's call a truce. For the good of our darling site.

Jeje, I beg you in the name of all that is good to please forgive Kitaun for all he might have done to piss you off.

Please guys it ok now. Let it end.

Thank You.

Hello everyone

I'll love to say that I was just joking about Kit being faceless. Sorry.

@Kit

Sorry about all the nonsense. Can we call a truce now?

I'm out of here. Call me on phone man.

Haaaaaa

This is getting too much.

Debosky, did he send you too? This is getting so pathetic. Just after I promised Sir Kay to take it easy on the nigga.

Some people are so predictable. I don tire.

Mukina, remember GCON?

Oh and tell him to stop sending senior members to call me on phone to beg on his behalf.

He should come out like a man and defend himself.

Geeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz

Dapsycool, naaaa. No one fears him. Please I don hand him to you. Tear him to pieces if you can.

Oh Wormy darling!

You're so crazy. That's why I love you.

But do you remember all the confessions you made to me on Friday when you were in your throes of passion?

Do you remember telling me that: -

Seun == Wormedup

Jackal == Akolawole == Kitaun == Faceless

Loyika == Sir kay

e.t.c

OK. You're on your own then. Good luck.

Dapsy, I don tell you sey e don do, but you no wan hear.

I don hands off this case o. Just don't start crying when Jackal get's back and sees that. You better edit it. Me I no d'ey o.
I love you as a brother, but you're asking for trouble. I hope you've got plenty of firepower up your sleeves to kick ass, cause you'ld need it.

WOW! Why don't you just call him and offer to suck his ding dong, since you're such a big fan?

Yea! Let's unleash Jackal on this thread.

I told him anyway, that they now buy referees but he's denying it.

See the new formation they now use: -

Van Der Sar - Brown

Ferdinand - Vidic - Evra

- Referee-

Carrick - Hargreaves - Scholes

Nani - Tevez - Giggs


2-3-1-3-3 formation

Viera, I'll repeat myself. I DON'T have any beef with him. I think it's the other way round actually.

By the way, have you asked yourself why that nigga is always getting into fights with girls on Nairaland? Why won't he just stick to the sports section as a respected member instead of running all over N/L looking for girls to bang and getting himself in trouble.

His major problem actually is that he doesn't know how to communicate with women or ask girls out. Please help us teach him. This faceless thing is too disgraceful.

Since he's your friend, tell him to get a life. This whole faceless thing is getting too embarrasing.