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Abium:
Can you hear this:

Chelsea has completed the signing of Barcelona right-back Juliano Belletti.

The 31-year-old Brazilian has passed a physical and will now move to Stamford Bridge.

The signing ends Chelsea's interest in Sevilla's right-back Daniel Alves and comes less than 24 hours after Chelsea agreed to sell Dutch winger Arjen Robben to Real Madrid.

Old news. That's a brilliant signing by Chelsea. Don't be fooled by the guys age.

Boy Oh Boy!

Mukina would be so pissed!

Not to worry, you guys should start another gunners' thread.

I believe I told y'all there's a mafia in Nairaland. See how they got your thread locked.

OH me God!!

The gunners thread is now history!

Thank God for Chelsea. We're clean people.

Jackal:
Please go in PEACE and take some BREAST MILK.

Grrrrrhhhh

I feel like shaking you right now. Infact I feel like beating you up. Did you have to add that last part? Now the poor dude is g'onna get angry all over again.

Jackal, you sef, your own too much.

Leave Lordi alone jo. He's one of the few good men in Nairaland. Leave him o, before I bambooze you!

Lordi

I'm begging you. Please ignore Jackal. He's high on Ecstasy pills.

Lordimpaq

Please do me a favour. You know how much I'm madly in love with you. I'm really jealous with all these attention you're giving Jackal.
Please leave him alone and come drink some breast milk.

Bu haaa haaa haaaa haaaa

Wormy, how much did Kit pay you to come attack your fellow blue?

Damn! That guy is highly connected. I'm so scared for my life right now.

There obviously is a mafia in Nairaland.

Viera please don't believe a word Jackal is saying o. He is just trying to clear Kit's name.

He and Kit are in the same cult. It's a spiritual thing. He would die for Kit if it comes down to it.  I mean put yourself in his shoes - Won't you die for someone you have once been forced to Bleep anally just to strike a blood covenant?

Jackal, come on. . . You're smarter than this.

Lordi is very quiet. He doesn't talk as much as faceless was doing.

Grizzly doesn't even know who Jeje is. He's been away for a long time and is too serious minded to do a thing like this.

The only people that can carry this out are debosky and kit. I've struck Debosky out, so only Kit is left.

Well, this particular kid is my friend and I have it on good authority that she has no crush on this particular dude.

For Bleep's sake chics of nowadays go for rich dudes and not guys like this one who can't afford to take them to a fancy Restaurant.

Vieira:
But if Kituan is an egbon why are his lyrics like a heartbroken twelve year old.

That is because maturity is not a function of age.

I mean, just look at me - So young and yet so grown up.

Wow! What a coincidence that there is no generator to supply light.
What a bigger coincidence still that NEPA took light just as soon as I exposed the nigga.

And why would an 18 yr old have a cruch on a 51 yr old guy?

Jackal:
Let JEJE come out herself and say he doesnt want KITKAT.

Jackal are you now saying Kit is a gay?

Please don't insult the old man o. Haaaaaaa

Jackal, you're cracking me up here man.

Did Kit pay you to defend him?

Let me ask you something, if you're so sure its not kit, then why do you think he disappeared as soon as I exposed him?   He's too ashamed to come forward. He knows he's busted.

It's not a secret that Kit fancies Jeje. His fancying Muki won't stop him. He even fancies me too.

That guy fancies all the girls on N/L. He's a sex pervert.

Damn! So shameful.

Oga V, Jeje is ma buddie. I've seen her pics. she's hot, but she's also very young.
You of all people should know that Kit is an old man na. Who doesn't?

I'm not sorry to say this, but Kit bleeping jeje would be simply child abuse.

@Banderas
Naaa. Them no fit.


@Viera

What was the question?

mukina2:
Razorr get ready

Get ready for who, Kit? What's he g'onna do, pour hot chacoal on my head? There's nothing he would say that I haven't heard before.

Infact, I think I'm too much. Have you noticed that faceless disappeared as soon as I exposed him as Kit?

Jackal:
Kit is a sharp lad . . . . He will never come after Miss JEJE in this al fresco manner.

You can only say that because you never go to the Romance and dating and meet up and sexuality section.

Please do me a favour - Take a trip to the Romance zone and browse through Kitaun's previous posts.
I can guarantee that you would change your mind about him in an instant.

Jackal, your instincts are wrong on this one. It's Kitkat. Trust me.
I've got evidence to back my claims.

Damn!

I had decided to go on sabatical, but I just couldn't resist this.

Faceless can only be one of two people - Kitaun or Debosky. But my best guess is Kitaun because of the way he was attacking Mukina in the 'share your thoughts' thread.
Kitaun is the only person on Nairaland that hates mukina that much, so I'll stick with him.

Kitaun, please come out of your shell and stop this charade. You are making a big fool out of yourself. We all know it's you.

Wait a minute. . . Isn't kit about 50 years old? Jeje is just 19 o, so bleeping her would qualify as child abuse.

Please look for someone in your age group to Bleep with and leave this innocent teenager alone, you bleeping pervert!

Damn!

I had decided to go on sabatical, but I just couldn't resist this.

Faceless can only be one of two people - Kitaun or Debosky. But my best guess is Kitaun because of the way he was attacking Mukina in the 'share your thoughts' thread.
Kitaun is the only person on Nairaland that hates mukina that much, so I'll stick with him.

Kitaun, please come out of your shell and stop this charade. You are making a big fool out of yourself. We all know it's you.

Wait a minute. . . Isn't kit about 50 years old?  Jeje is just 19 o, so bleeping her would qualify as child abuse.

Please look for someone in your age group to Bleep with and leave this innocent teenager alone, you bleeping pervert!

Hey guys, I'm not ManUgirl and I wasn't banned.

Na wa o. I don't post on N/L for a few hours and all kinds of rumours start flying around.

Oh ma dayzzzzz I'm too much.

Anyway, I'm on leave so no panicking boys.

Easybaby:
@razorr . . . . .are you a lesbian? . . . . . . . . .just asking

Why? Are you interested? Send me an email with your pic if you are. My addy. is in my profile.

By the way, you've got to have a size 36 pair of breasts (at least) to qualify.  And you must reside in or around Lagos.

Toshmann, hands off Mukina, she's mine already.
If you don't believe me, ask her where she was on Sunday night.

Jeje, forget Muki. She's been on ecstasy so she can't think straight at this moment.

That's my pic. And I can produce more from where that came from this instant if you doubt me.

Jeje, please ignore Muki. That's my pic. Look into my profile if you don't believe me.

Muki, stop picture thiefing before I bamboooze you now.

Sharaaap

By the way, please post your pic abeg. All these guys won't let me rest, they w'anna see your face o?

retracted

Those guys up there do not look 17 to me! They look more like 22-24!

Hmmm. . .

Who I'ld prefer to date?

I don't need to think about this one.

Mukina2