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Beef? Naaaa. . . There's no beef.

I'm just pissed off that he's a shameless womaniser. That's all.

He goes around chasing N/L girls and asking them to show him their boobs while chating on YIM. And he's a married man.

The guy is pathetic.

Viera, Faceless is Kit. You best believe it. He somehow managed to get my phone number from another N/L member using a dummy last week and he called me to curse me. He kept ranting and ranting and he admitted to being Faceless when I asked him.

That guy is absolutely shameless.

somze:

So people call each other on Nairaland.
Na wa o

Wa lai ta lai Su mo bi lai. I swear I do not know how he got my number!

CHINEKE!

Jackal, please I beg you in the name of Sir Alex Fegusson(see, I spelt it right ), let Dapsycool be. abeg.

Dapsy darling . Please e don do. Haaaaaaaaaa!

Oh. . . I forgot to tell you guys.

Kit called me on the phone last week, and while ranting, he admitted that he was faceless.

Jackal:
Dont be such a coward . . . . .Come out and reveal yourself.
You are constituting a big NUISANCE for Nairaland and the chics r scared of your stupid attitude(not that i care . . . .)
Put up or shut up and stop disturbin any girl if u lack the confidence to spew up a girl.
Fucking simpleton!

Hey! Has it occured to you that it's your main man that you're dissing like this?

Kitaun == Faceless. Every slowpoke on N/L knows this. Even he himself hasn't denied it. Read between the lines jare.

@Jackal

Don't forget that you owe me money as well. From our first bet. I guess they've cancelled each other out so forget it!

As for Firewankster. Forget him. His time has run out in the cafe. He'll come back at the end of the day after his wife gives him the money she made from trading her body. No wahala.

Jackal, e don do! Haaaaa!

By the way, where is firewankster? Seems the nigga has chickened out! Damn! Just when I was starting to have fun.

Jackal, leave Dapsycool alone o. He's my boyfriend and you're pissing me off with the way you're dissing him.

Chelsea comes first and I've got to defend my sweetheart on this one!

How dare you compare him with firewankster!

Come off it dude,  He might have pissed you off, but that doesn't make him bad. You piss peeps off too, so give him a break.


@Dapsycool

I really w'anna apologise on Jackal's behalf. Please forgive him and let the matter rest. It's really not his fault. If they had not scored that one goal yesterday to win that match, he'ld have been very sober today. Just forget him. It's not worth all this fight.
Thanks bro.

@Fynewaka

Please do yourself a favour and give up. Go and take care of your wife instead. You're not making sense anymore.

Read your last two posts, none of them made any sense.

Please save yourself from this disgrace while you still have a little dignity left to prevent a psychological breakdown! It's obvious you're gradually going 'kolomental'.

Take it easy bro.

@Mukina

Please mummy don't beat me o.  I promise to be a good girl henceforth.

Fynewankster, I was really pissed of at you before, but my anger has turned to pity at your plight.

You're really pathetic.

Has it ocured to you that the difference between me and you is that I'm not spending money to chat with you? That's why I can be online 24/7.

You on the other hand have to spill our cash to browse in a cyber cafe. Damn! And instead of doing profitable things, you're here yarning dust.

Sad. Really sad.

Listen, why don't you find something profitable to do with the one hour you have to browse. And if you have no ideas, why don't you try 'yahoo yahoo' business.

I'm sure if you look around in that cafe you are, you'll see a couple of other 'yahoo' boys who can give you some useful tips.

Damn! You're such a slowpoke.

As for wanting to chat with my dad. Dream on asshole!

My Father is a very busy man who didn't make his billions by chatting with low life morons like you.

Get a life!

Awww Fynewaka, sorry about being broke.

But you should have told me you were getting married.
I could have sponsored a nice little romantic honeymoon for you in Ogudu Cattle Ranch at least.

I'm so sad for you bro.

But wait a minute. . . why did you just rush into marrieage like that?  In these days of economic hardship, that is not a smart move at all my dear.

How would you feed your family if you can't even afford a honeymoon?  I'm really scared for you bro.

And it seems you are going to be a very irresponsible husband, if you're going to be spending so much money in a cyber cafe exchanging crap words with Razorr.

If I was your wife, I'll kick you out!

slowpoke.

Somze, trust me, I see plenty of sense in your concerns.

But instead of worrying, wouldn't it be better to just sit back and take as much pleasure as possible from this situation of seeing us piss everyone off with our money?

I can just imagine how scared the scummies and gooners are right now! I'm sure they're still reeling from shock!

Infact scratch that - They're peeing in their pants and praying desperately that its not true.

fynewaka:
FYI, fynewaka just got married to a damsel on Saturday!

Well, shouldn't you be on your honeymoon?

Oh let me guess, you couldn't afford one.

@Jackal

Hell! What other kind of reaction was I expecting to get from a manscum fan?   You are wetting your boxers shitless aren't you?

You're scared to pieces!

Anyway, not to worry, the story might not be true. Besides, the Barca director has said that they don't w'anna sell, except Roman is crazy enough to cough out 85 million ofcourse.   I'm still waiting to hear from the DON on this.

Say this again: - MONEY IS GOOD!

By the way, I'll let that your comment on training me slide.   I'm in too good a mood to have you spoil it.

Fynewaka, how are those meat-pie shoes of yours? The ones in this your picture below.
I'ld like to believe you're keeping them clean and shining.

Who the heck is Islander? A frog? Never heard the name.

Mr. Ferlie, are you sure you aren't Firewankster's brother?   You're crazy!

The only dude on N/L that can match that Area boy word for word is me, when I've got the time!

Jackal:
Barca WILL NOT SELL . . . .CHELSEA cannot AFFORD . . . . . .MOURINHO will not COPE.

But Chelsea would make stupid money from merchandise sales!

Chelsea would gain millions of more fans!

Chelsea would play samba footie (with the Alex, Ronaldinho and Belletti trio)!

Chelsea would win trophies(I love this part)!

What more can I say - You definitely hate us now don't you?

Besides, we don't need to cough out 85 million pounds, 45 milla is enough to tempt Barca with and Ronnie himself is tired with all the tax laws in Spain.


Come on, say this after me again - MONEY IS GOOD!  

Somze, I can tell you it's not just a rumour. It's true.

Abramovich just went crazy!

Anyway, it could all be part of the desire to get the club to make money, cause we would defo make our money back big time!

Awww come on Jackie boy, don't be mad at moi. we're both saying the same thing.

Bribe your referee and I bribe mine. It all comes down to who has the most money!

By the way, what do you think of the gist that we're ready to break the bank for Ronaldinho?

Say this after me: - MONEY IS GOOD!

I stumbled accross this formation in 606 and just couldn't resist.

Van Der Sar - Brown

Ferdinand - Vidic - Evra

- Referee-

Carrick - Hargreaves - Scholes

Nani - Tevez - Giggs

2-3-1-3-3

Wow, so you guys have resorted to adding referees to your pay roll to win matches, huh?

It's all good. I hope your owner is as rich as ours, 'cause we would definitely outdo you in that department.

We've got more money than you so sorry.

And you had to open a new thread for this. How brilliant of you.

Lampard?   You've got to be kidding me.

LAMPARD IS UNTOUCHABLE!!!  Get used to that fact.

As for Ronaldinho, if we get him, then merchandise sales around the world would go through the roof overnight. Imagine how many kits Chelsea could sell with Ronaldinho's name imprinted on the back?

We would definitely make our money back, big time!

The only task we have now is convincing Barca to sell.

Besides, Belletti was Ronaldinho's best friend in Barca, so that may be part of the reason why he wants to come.

Seems Chelsea wants to go SAMBA!

I'm loving this. Please let it be true.

faceless:
Mukina and razor are not d kind of girls u should regard as frends.they are the nl bitches,cheap sluts.associating with them would make the guys think u are like them. I believe u re not.

Ok asshole, you just shot yourself in the ass!

You've just confirmed to Nairaland that you are Kitaun.

Damn! I'm so angry right now, I can break someone's nose!

Kit Kit Kit, please stop parading as faceless and Amoke and come out into the open, you sad pathetic old man!

How old are you again, 47? Jeje is too young for you and she doesn't need a sugar daddy. Infact, scratch that. You cannot be a sugar daddy, as I'm sure you have no 'sugar' to spill on her.

You pathetic fool. Have you no shame, Kitaun?

She is too young for you and doesn't need the HIV virus you want to plant in her p'ussy with your stinking old d'ick.

Get a life and go home to your wife and kids.

We don't need bastards like you on N/L, you sorry old man!

What a grumpy old bastard!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/europe/4108745.stm

This was in 2004 after he joined Barca.

Ok. . . here's the story: -

According to The Daily Mail, 'Roman Abramovich has held two meetings with Ronaldinho's brother and adviser, the second in London this weekend, in the hope of bringing the Barcelona superstar to Chelsea.


'In the most audacious transfer business of his Chelsea tenure, the Russian billionaire spent the weekend entertaining Roberto de Assis Moreira, flying him in on his private jet and putting him up at the exclusive Lanesborough Hotel in Mayfair.'


With money no object, Abramovich is reputedly prepared to make Ronaldinho the highest-paid player in football and smash the world's transfer record.


A £85m buyout clause is included in Ronaldinho's contract at Barcelona, 'but Abramovich is desperate to see his Chelsea side play with more flair and adventure, not least after seeing them stutter to a 1-0 win against Portsmouth on Saturday, and would consider it money well spent for the 27-year-old, who has twice been named World Player of the Year.'



Don't get too excited yet though. We've still got to confirm the story.
Let's keep our fingers crossed.

TNG, I'm sorry to say this, but you're crazy for that statement.

Oh bros, me I first hear am for Saturday, but I d'ey think sey na just rumour, but now I no sure again o.

Abramovich don crase finish. E be like sey the tori true.

Make I try confirm am first. I go bring gist come for you soon.

JK

Please ignore Jackal. He's high on Ecstasy pills as usual. I have no idea who ManUgirl is and if you ask me, I think it's a guy. An old member.

I think the thread is shyte myself.

No sweat. . . I'll pray for you. . .












That you lose.