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Are we too much or what?

Another sexy guy signs for Chelsea.

Hey guys!

Mourinho says Belletti would play tomorrow!

According to Chelsea's website, Belletti has been playing for Barca in the lsat couple of days, so he is match fit.

Expect him to start on the pitch or on the bench.

Alex too might play tomorrow. Let's see what happens.

justkunmi:
Heard Saha mite be rushed back to help Tevez in the attack.

Recipe for disaster.

Temper temper JK. Take it easy. You guys should try to prove us wrong in that match.

One goal in three matches for Bleep's sake!

Bu haaa haaa haaa haaa

Tempers are just flying left, right and center. Even Jackal, my long running sweetheart has lost his cool.

Chei!

Banderaaas Banderaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas 

Lehmann is your best keeper for now. You'll regret your decision to bench him. Trust me.

Or better still, come take Cuccidini on loan.

Wait a minute. . .

You guys have finally lost it.

You mean you intend to sacrifice Lehmann just because of a few mistakes?

Didn't even the great Cech make some mistakes in one of our matches last week? Did we bench him as a result?

Every player has a bad spell once in a while, but that's not enough reason to panic. Geeeezzzzz

I-Man, you're so right.


Jackal, come on. . . What have I don to you again?   I thought we were back to lovers again.   I'm not ManUgirl o.


Mukina, naaaaa. . . I'm not scared.   No weapon formed against me shall prosper.

chuckdee4:
The madness of some Nairalanders sha

Razorr good or bad form Spurs never have anything on ManU, thats y ive stopped hoping they would take points off United

I understand your point and completely agree with you. But with the way things are turning out this season, anything is posible.


@Mukina

I'm really scared o.  I don't want hot excrement on my head.  What should I do, go to the police with a copy of the threat offlines?

chuckdee4:
Come on this is Tottenham we're talking about, Manu's wife. ManU will have them either home or away, on the bed or the kitchen sink Tottenham will always be submissive to United like a ho

That is true. But the Manure we're seeing now is not the same manure of last season.

This wasteful team definitely isn't the manure we know.

Mukina, see me see wahala o. Your friend don start again o.

See the offlines he sent me: -

Kitaun: you bitch
Kitaun: little nitwit
Kitaun: keep it coming
Kitaun: like you think i don't know your ways
Kitaun: don't just let me come trace you to your office
Kitaun: i know you more than you cld ever imajin
Kitaun: don't you just visualize someone stepping up to you and pouring hot excreta on u?
Kitaun: thats how bad i can be
Kitaun: because the executor will just vanish into thin air before u know it
Kitaun: while i will live with the shame
Kitaun: be warned!!!
Kitaun: *whilst u will live with the shame of having fresh excreta hot poured on u
Kitaun: u idiot


Babes, I'm scared for my life right now o. Or rather, I'm scared for my body!  I can't imagine someone busting into my office and pouring hot excrement all over me just like that.

What should I do? Do you think I should go to the police?

dinozzo:
I see manu winning by a wide goal margin.

Who is going to score the goals, Saha?

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzz


Mukina, forget Doyin. His head is between his girlfriend's thighs right now, so he definitely isn't thinking straight.

But on a more serious note: -

Manscum drew with Reading!

Manscum drew with Portsmouth!

Manscum LOST to Manchester City!

I think I'll be a miracle if they come out of Sunday's game with a draw.

Spurs are no pushovers themselves anyway.

ManUgirl, you must be mad. I see Manure winning this one.

Jackal:
I can get u banned again with a snap of me fingers.

Like I care.

Jackal:
We don't need your info because i watch Chelsea TV and i am sure all other United fans here browse ChelseaFC.com.
Dont feed us shit about Jose Mourinho because we don't give a cock about him.

Wow, so you're always anxiously peeping into our website? Do we scare you that much?

Jackal:
He's lost his mojo.

If UEFA's technical director thinks he's the best, who are you to say otherwise?

Hmmmm Thanks

Guest ma ass

I will post whatever I want to post, whenever I feel like it, in whatever part of the forum I choose.

Besides, a little more footie infoa wouldn't do your medulla any damage would it?

Sowwwwyyyyyyyyy

Don't be mad at moi

Just wanted you to read it.

[size=14pt]JOSE HOSTS UEFA[/size]

[b]UEFA technical director Andy Roxburgh visited Cobham on Thursday to speak with Chelsea manager José Mourinho.

Roxburgh, who managed Scotland between 1986 and 1993, was impressed with the facilities at our new training complex, and was keen to explain why he sought Mourinho's company. 'He's coming to a coaching forum in a couple of weeks time, which is for Champions League top coaches and I'm just preparing the ground for that. One of the things we're going to talk about his coaching methods, and also to see the new facilities,' he said.
           
Roxburgh also revealed he is already well clued up on Mourinho's methods. 'I know him well,' he said. 'He studied in Scotland for a while, and I'm very much in tune with the methods he uses. In a month's time we have a technical director's conference in London, and I wanted him to come and speak at that, but Chelsea have a midweek game so it won't be possible.'

Finally, as the rain poured on the lush green pitches, Roxburgh identified Cobham as a beacon for other clubs to aim for, and explained the importance of a good surface to play successful Premier League football. 'It's a beautiful facility. When all the training pitches are in place too, every pitch is like Wembley. "The thing here is when you're dealing with top level players and you want to play at speed, then a fast surface is a key component. If it's a bad surface that simply delays what they are going to do. "[/b]


-Official Chelsea News

Hey boys, I've brought something for you to chew on. Please don't be mad at me : -


[size=16pt]JOSE HOSTS UEFA[/size]

[b]UEFA technical director Andy Roxburgh visited Cobham on Thursday to speak with Chelsea manager José Mourinho.

Roxburgh, who managed Scotland between 1986 and 1993, was impressed with the facilities at our new training complex, and was keen to explain why he sought Mourinho's company. 'He's coming to a coaching forum in a couple of weeks time, which is for Champions League top coaches and I'm just preparing the ground for that. One of the things we're going to talk about his coaching methods, and also to see the new facilities,' he said.
           
Roxburgh also revealed he is already well clued up on Mourinho's methods. 'I know him well,' he said. 'He studied in Scotland for a while, and I'm very much in tune with the methods he uses. In a month's time we have a technical director's conference in London, and I wanted him to come and speak at that, but Chelsea have a midweek game so it won't be possible.'

Finally, as the rain poured on the lush green pitches, Roxburgh identified Cobham as a beacon for other clubs to aim for, and explained the importance of a good surface to play successful Premier League football. 'It's a beautiful facility. When all the training pitches are in place too, every pitch is like Wembley. "The thing here is when you're dealing with top level players and you want to play at speed, then a fast surface is a key component. If it's a bad surface that simply delays what they are going to do. "[/b]

- Official Chelsea News


Like I said, please don't be mad at me, I just thought it might make an interesting read.

RuuDie:
as 4 Belleti. . . . . . he's not the best defensive defensive RB in the game i can tell u that 4 sure!

Do you think we don't know that? We haven't claimed he's the best in the world, all we're saying is that the fact that he is 31 doesn't mean he has no pace or he won't solve our right back issues.
Let's wait till he takes his first ball kick for Chelsea before we make any judgements. We might be pleasantly surprised.

Besides, even Alves is not a very good defender. Alves is very suspect defensively but good on the attack. We wanted him more for his flair than his defensive abilities. We are not really lacking in the flair department at the moment anyway, since Wrighty boy and Malouda are doing wonders.

Please can we stop this Aliadiere noise already?

It's getting boring. Puhleeeeease

Geeeeeeezzzzzzzz

Doyin, please take this your Pompey shyte talk out of here.

Please make sure you show up here on Nairaland tomorrow at 3.00 pm while we're trashing you. Don't go hide o.

I want to make fun of you as we bang those goals into your net.

chuckdee4:
i don't think Beletti will solve Chelsea's problems because he's more of an attacking defender but lets wait n see

Belletti is a defender, NOT an attacker.

If he doesn't know how to defend, Mourinho would NEVER have bought him!

Why would Chelsea buy someone worse than Glen?

I agree that Diarra is good, but his gra-gra is just too much. He get's too many yellows and could cost us a red card in an important match. He's a great asset to the team but the right back position might just not really be his thing.

Belletti should do well, given his wealth of experience which is what we need. Trust Jose to bring out the best in him in this regard and I see him linking up to Wright-Philips brilliantly.

Just look at it this way, Philips is turning out to be our player with the most flair and if he keeps this up, we might not need a very fast R/b after all. We just need someone that would stop and distract attackers that come at us and we're good.

Besides, I hear that Belletti is very good on the attack, which would also be a bonus in the new style Mourinho is trying to adopt.

He may not be as good as Alves, but he definitely won't make as many mistakes as Glen or be as clumsy as Ferreira.

I don't know about Sidwell.  There's still room for improvement in him. He might throw up a surprise though.

Banderas, do you watch the La liga?

I didn't think so.

Sharaaaaaaaaaap and let people who watch it and have actually seen the guy play comment and stop spewing bullocks here.

English Banderas ENGLISH!!!!

I said he would be one of our best signings, not best!

Our best signing of the season would be Malouda, followed closely by Alex and then Belletti!

Wanna bet?

Haaa haaa haaaa

What else was I expecting to hear from a gunner?

Listen Banderas, please spare me your analysis of this Belletti deal. I wasn't expect you to say anything positive anyway.

He would make a good impact on the squad and that's that. We would make good use of his experience. He had some injury problems last season, hence his not featuring regularly for Barca, but on his good day, he's a no nonsense right back.

By the way, why does everyone just assume that all players from the spanish league cannot adapt to the premiership?

WOW!

The gunners are angry that we bought Belletti! Why am I not surprised?

I predict that he would be one of our best signings this season.

Malouda and Alex would also make a terrific impact on the squad!

Haters watch out!

I don't really blame you for being so pesimistic though. This move must have come as a shock to you all.

Nobody ever though Chelsea could do good business and with the strained relationship between us and Barca, I'm sure you would never have dreamt that a Barca player would join the blues.

Haters keep hating.

Banderas, you give him one year, but I give him two years. Don't forget that we only signed a two year contract with him with a reasonable amount - about 3 million pounds.

If that's not good business, I don't know what is. We already have 3 guys for the right back position - Ferreira, Diarra and Glen. These boys would learn from Belletti's wealth of experience.

He is a very good on the attack and would use his wealth of experience to boost our squad.