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Ruudie. . .

Leave Mukina alone o.

She no want!

Carry your big opa comot from hia!

Predictions Please. . .

Counting Down. . .

Chelsea VS Manure

Look, when a player says he wants to leave, there's not much the club can do. Besides, we might offer something around 18 million for him.

As for Maka, he's old but he still has it in him. We can still get at least one good season out of him.

Tokunbo you dey crase.

Popcorn thief! I go throway you from the stands now.

RuuDie:
As i don nearly kpai u and sources with am b'4 nah. . . . u no d'ey sabi throwey face do waka pass

meanerwhiler' nah. . . . na me and muki get FREEKICK today. . . jeje na im i dey 4 commentary box, she com d'ey provoke me. . . . trouble sleep nyanga carey come. . . okay naw, no le'le !

Bros I know you're from Agegunle and all that but this is an English speaking site.

Please speak English.

Ruudie, I repeat: Why are you chasing Mukina all over the place.

Mukina L'uv, please beware of Ruudie o.
Intelligence sources have confirmed to me that he's quite deadly in bed. They say his rod is 49 inches long.

@ Ruudie

The gist is that we plan to use the money we get from Robben (if we sell him in the first place) to buy Alves. Madrid has offered 19 million pounds for him.
Mourinho feels that Alves can play in a more attacking roll because of his speed. I don't think that would be a bad move. Alves has already said he wants to leave Sevilla. He said so yesterday.

I also need to point out that Robben has not submitted a formal transfer request. It's his father that's doing all the wuruwuru in the background.

As for Makalele, forget it. He's going nowhere.


@Mukina

I tire for you o. Just don't invite me to your wedding if you marry otutupoyoyo.

Chei! Mukina, I'm so disappointed at your taste.

You should have told me you love wowo boys. If you like them this much, then why were you yabbing Rooney.

Or is it that wowo guys are always attracted to you.   No wonder Jackal has been dying for you.   He knows you like wowo guys so he has a chance.

Mukina, you no serious o.

Why you dey trip? If he wowo why you come post here sef?

Confess, you have a crush on Cech.

So you wan talk seh if you're told to choose between Cech and Sagna, you'll choose Sagna abi?

[size=16pt]Official Chelsea News[/size]


Chelsea Football Club and Giorgio Armani have entered a three year agreement for the team's new official suit and other formal wear.

Giorgio Armani said: "Today at a club like Chelsea the players are international role models and need to look the part. They have to show an acute combination of mental and physical discipline which makes them genuinely heroic. That's why designers like to work with them - we get the chance to dress heroes."

The team will be equipped with a single-breasted, two-button navy blue crease resistant lightweight wool gabardine suit, with flat-front, straight-legged trousers and a fitted jacket with pronounced 'Roman' shoulder line.

These will be worn with pale blue cotton shirts from the Armani Napoli range.

Players will also get a new club tie, a navy blue polo shirt which can be worn as an alternative to shirt and tie, a dark brown mock croc belt and brown suede half boots.

The wardrobe is completed by a classic single-breasted knee-length three button cashmere coat, and a single-breasted knee-length nylon raincoat, both in navy blue.

The key to the relationship was Armani's understanding of the players' needs as athletes as well as the need to look stylish.

The good news for fans is that they will be able to buy a replica of the new look from Emporio Armani stores throughout England - the only difference between the in-store garments and those that will see action at Stamford Bridge is that the players' jackets will feature the 'lion rampant' on the breast pocket.

The suits will be worn by the entire squad for the first time against Manchester United in the FA Community Shield at Wembley on Sunday.


Let's keep the spirit.

The future is blue.

@4Play

Eeeyaaaaaaaaaa

I would have loved to see you for one thing. . .



To give you a punch in the face!

In Lagos?

Where in Lagos are you o?

4Play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my God!!!!

So you've been lurking around all this while!

You bloody criminal!!!

Chelsea 2 Brondby 0

The second half performance was an improvement but still not great.

I think Joe Cole was brilliant and obviously Drogba was impressive. Pizarro had a few good touches and nearly scored but their goalkeeper made a great save. Joe Cole had a cracking shot from a free-kick as well, which was superbly saved.

Johnson had a decent game and Ashley Cole looked really sharp in the first half as well.

Not a bad result, performance was lacking but the win itself will give the team some confidence heading into the Charity Shield.

Confess o. . . Just confess. . .

This wan weh you dey chase the poor pikin all over the place. I can recognise sexual attraction when I see it.

Ruudie, if you want Muki to warm your loins, just say so and stop harrasing the poor girl!

Chei!

Wetin I no go see for N/L?

Mukina, excluding who?

Talk o.

Jackal:
@ Razorr,

Even the Chacal?
If u push me, i will launch my face on Nairaland.

Oh please do!

Please bleeping do!

I dare you!

I so bleeping dare you!

hee hee hee. . .

Wowo guy!

Damn!

Somze, I just dey look your profile. Those una glasses bad o.

See wetin I dey talk. Which scummite or gooner fine like that? All of them no wan post their pictures. Dem dey hide their wowo faces.

Chelsea fans too much jare.

Somze, ignore Jackal. You know how he is




NB: Jackal is right - My chesticles are priceless.

somze:
Razorr Darling, Love, Sweetheart, Honey, Sugar, Babe . . .

A lot of stuff have happened between us and things may have gone a little bit ( ok a whole bit) out of hand.

But i want u to know - its all your fault. and erm erm ja. ja. . . jackal, loyika, ki . . ki . .kituan, lord . . . ( and every other person except from me )

I was drugged by Ruudie yesterday serious. The link is here,

I totally was not in control of myself and to add up to that i was not feeling well and so i did not really see the keys on the keyboard when i was typing.

I was so shocked at what i saw today, I NEVA typed those harsh words. My keyboard has a mind of its own, really,

I think it was one of my co-workers. This is clearly a CONSPIRACY. The world wants to destroy our beautiful ( ok not so beautiful) rapport.

And i wont let them.

I'm ready to do anything somethings few things nothing to make it up to you.

I really miss you and i'm real sorry for those things i said. I have modified all my post.

PS is this a good time to say i still love you

from Somze,
Your fellow Chelskite
WE PAY CASH £££££$$$$$$$

Are you also a victim of Razorr's Chesticular power?

How come you backtracked so fast?

My eyes must be deceiving me.

I'm too much.

And I thought I was ugly.

Just joking. . . Apology accepted.

kitaun:
@Chacal

4play once said KITAUN =RAZORR so my chesticles/testicles yarn may well be justified

Where is that little rat, 4Play sef? Abi na I-man im call himself.

He has a case to answer!

Razorr==Kitaun?  God forbid bad thing.  

Kitaun, get off the testicles story o. Before I start talking about your pussicles.  

Our third Jersey is finally out!

We're g'onna wear it tonight against Brondby.

lordimpaq:
razorr u don't have to do this,

Come on baby. . . Don't you want me?

kitaun:
@Lordi

are u denying that u actually did FORNICATE in your mind with Razorr's testicles?  

@Loyika

are u also saying Razorr will fit in well into Delilah's role in your next movie?    

Kitaun! Kitaun! Kitaun!
Don't start with me this afternoon o!
I know about your hermaphrodite condition. Don't make me expose you o. I have your pics.

Lordi, pay no mind to Loyika as well. Like Jackal, he's also jealous, if you catch my drift.

@Jackal

Oh Lordi Lord!

Yes he did! He did!

He fornicated with his mind! How's that any of your business huh?

The guy is entitled to fornicate on any part of me he pleases. Let him be. Stop hating.

Lordi darling, don't stare too hard. You are welcome to touch whatever meets your fancy.

Lordi dear, don't mind Jackal. He's just jealous that I've fallen in love with you. That's all.

Jackal and his band of quack player hating judges!  Where did you get your law practice license from?

Lordi is guilty of being a sweetheart. Go eat your hearts out.

OK OK

Lordi is Guilty!

Lordi, let's chat on YIM. I've got something sexy for you.

Jackal, you can go and die for all I care. Eat your heart out.