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Lordi darling. . .

No mind this bobos.

Na jealousy go kill them. Especially Jackal.

I don't know why they're player hating.

@Ma L'uv

Don't expect too much from Manscum.
They've been known to flop when much was expected of them. Tomorrow would be one of those times.

I would love them to take a bashed mentality to Sunday's game against Chelsea.

Sweat pea ,

Are you saying you'll rather win the cursed community shield than win the Prem?

@ Ololufemi 

We are playing Brondby.    As for Inter, we shall see.

@Kit

Inter milan - Italian Champions - Serie A
Manure - English Champions - Premiership

Do the maths.

Who wants to see Jackal's real face?

I have two pictures he sent to my box while trying to get into my thong(that should explain his recent campaign of hate against me ).

I can post them if you guys want.

Sugar,

Yea. . . They'll beat you 2 times, sorry, 5 times this season, and Chelsea would lift a quad.

RuuDie:
erhm, erhm. . .  abeg make sure u keep your promises oh. . . 

Lagbaja Nothing for you. . .  Ashewo!

I w'anna see how our match this evening pans out. Seems we're having a couple of injury scares. Our performance tonight should tell a lot about what Sunday would look like.

As for your match against Inter tomorrow, I'm very sure they'll trash your asses, as they'll still be smarting from their defeat to the arse.
I see them beating you hands down.  
Like we like to say, lightening don't strike twice. They can't lose to two English teams in the same week.

Sweetheart, like I said, suit yourself.

Just keep it in mind that on the day Arsenal and Manscum are playing, I'll be routing for the Arse.

@Ruudie

Stupid match? Baby, don't let me start with you this morning o. Are you calling the Rangers a stupid team? You can't be serious.

As for the Afang, you'll get it tonight(plus some other bedroom blessings) if you behave well today.

Sweetheart, I can't believe I'm hearing this from you.
Are you crazy?

Listen, if you guys w'anna underestimate Wenger's boys, go ahead. Na your wahala be that. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Infact, please underestimate them so they can trash your asses. I'ld really love to see that.

When are you playing them sef?

@My sweetheart

How can you say that about Sidwell?
I can see you didn't watch our game against Rangers. He was hot. He was even voted man of the match.
Just watch out and don't say I didn't warn you.

Oh Bloody Mary!

And there's our igwe. The great Essien himself!

Chei!

You guys should not make the mistake of underestimating Arsenal abeg!

Did you watch the Emirates Cup? Those guys are blazing hot.

Only a foolish club would underestimate them. And we aren't fools in Chelsea.

Ofcourse I didn't have to add the Drog to that list.
Only a nincompoop would underestimate him.

@Rude boy  

Surplus to requirements huh?

Listen up love. Ballack would be a force to reckon with this season, so beware!

Chelsea players to look out for this season are:  -

1. Ashley Cole.

2. Joe Cole.

3. Michael Ballack.

4. Mikel Obi.

5. Steven Sidwell.

6. Scott Sinclair and

7. Florent Malouda.

Underestimate any of these boys at your own peril.

Bu haaa haaaa haaa. . . Oh mi god!

Oh! Another little fact.

Somze is trying to compete with Jackal.

There is an unofficial lyrics contest on Nairaland. Somze is trying to be the new Jackal, if you know what I mean. So don't be surprised at the things you hear from his mouth.

Lordimpaq, I forgot to tell you this, Somze is a Chelsea fan!
I've never been so embarrased in all my life.

God Bless Lordimpaq!

May you live forever!

Jackal:
@ Razorr,

You are a bloody Arrow for coming back here.
How shameless can a babe be? Don't u ever reason and think how your life will be sorted?
You are the most unreserved and unprincipled slut i have ever known.
Shame on a bitch that tries to snitch on everyone.
Wonder why peops hate your guts with a passion?
Cos you're dumb, ugly and a she-gay.

Lordi, see what I'm talking about? Over to you.

Oh ma dayzzzz

100 Pounds==203 Dollars==26,000 Naira. You game? We can get a referee.

@Lordi

If I were you, I'll just ignore somze. We all know what an attention seeker he is.

As for Jackal, please put that dog in order. He has gone crazier after his stint in jail.

Jackal:
N.B. Whatz YAHOOZE?

Chei! This bobo wan come dey form aje butter for here. He dey pretend like seh e no know wetin Yahooze mean.

Why don't you put your money where your mouth is my dear?

Jackal:
@ Razorr,
Forgive me manners.
Just phucking with your solitary mind.

Apology accepted. Just make sure you have as much fun as possible with your new conquest while it lasts.

Bu haaa haaa haaa haaa

Chei!

Water don pass gari o!

See wetin one small girl, Gamine, don cause.

That does it. I'm suing for divorce and I'm keeping the kids. Yeye husband.

@Jailbird

Do you think I'm Somze? My dear, I'm not a rapper.   I won't trade words with you. I think I've made my point.
Sorry if I hit a sore nerve.

RuuDie:
shoo, Razorr na which time this wan start nah. . . . u dream see me. . . no make me begin run oh!

Is that how it is? Ok. It's all good. Just don't come begging for some of my delicious afang soup in the evening.
You'll go to bed hungry today. Yeye husband. You are denying me because of all the girlfriends you have on N/L, abi?

If you no careful sef, I'll post our wedding pictures and expose your ugly face. I wonder what I saw in you in the first place. Wowo husband like you with that massive tummy.

Another Typical Jackal post. He just has this misconception that he can't get his message across without cussing people.
What a shame.

@Jailbird

OK. Maybe you didn't report me. Maybe Gamine did. She must have been really embarrased. The poor baby.
But you can't deny that you and Kitaun are banging the same chic.
I'm sure you are still reeling with shock at the discovery.

Ruudie!!!

Are you denying me now?