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Sports › Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 4:29pm On Aug 03, 2007

This is getting interesting. . . Mukina won't leave Ruudie alone. . . Ruudie won't leave Mukina alone. You guys should just head for the altar. tongue

On second thoughts, that would make me jealous. cry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 4:27pm On Aug 03, 2007

Damn!

I can just imagine Manscum's line-up. Shrek 1 and Shrek 2 in front of goal and to spice it up, they're both midgets! grin

Oh my dayzzzzzzzz. . . grin

This season promises to be full of entertainment. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 4:19pm On Aug 03, 2007

Ruudie, abeg who be the Gardener daughter? huh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 4:13pm On Aug 03, 2007

With the celebrations going on in the manure camp, you'll think they just signed Maradona. grin

I would love the chap to play against us on Sunday at their first defeat. It would make the whole saga preceeding his transfer look more ridiculous. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 3:58pm On Aug 03, 2007

New information reaching my news desk from the manscum camp says that Tevez is g'onna definitely play on Sunday.

Hmmm. . . I'm loving this. Bring it on boys. cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 3:48pm On Aug 03, 2007

It's beginning to look more likely that Tevez would play on Sunday. My snitch in the Manscum camp has confirmed that he trained with them this morning. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 3:26pm On Aug 03, 2007

500 dollars is good. We have a deal. cool

No stories o. I want my money right after the match. grin

It's a pity about your IM. I get plenty gist. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 3:14pm On Aug 03, 2007

Ok muki. I'm willing to bet. How much. No do ojoro o. grin

I propose 300 dollars. cool

I would give you 300 dollars if Rooney scores and you would give me 300 dollars if he doesn't score. Deal? cool

As for the GCON issue, the whole situation is getting out of hand. I keep hearing new and shocking gists every minute. angry

Nairaland is quite interesting. No one can be trusted here. Watch your back girl. cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 3:00pm On Aug 03, 2007

What's to like about mister ~~segzy~~? Mukina don't make me vex o. I hate it when he's happy. It makes him look good and I don't like to see him looking good. tongue

Reduces his entertainment quality. His Shrek personality is more entertaining. cool

On the other issue, I'm innocent o. All I do is use my 'naija' sense. My mama didn't raise no fool. tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 2:47pm On Aug 03, 2007

MUKINATU!!!! angry

No make me vex this afternoon o. Shrek won't score. Manure won't score any goals that afternoon. Trust me. wink

Terry is up to the task. cool

As for that girl, trust me, that ploy would work. She would consume his ~~riches~~ cash and still break his heart. They are in two different countries so it won't be too dificult. I'm g'onna teach her the game. I've played it before. cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 2:34pm On Aug 03, 2007

Mukina sharaaaap. We don give Shrek non-performance drug. I sent one of my female agents to do the job. She put it in his drink while he was drunk. wink

Sidwell would score the first goal. wink

Mukina you know what, I don laugh die today. Those GCON boys wan freak out. One girl like that dey buzz me dey ask me about one of them. She talk se P dey toast am. grin

I tell am se make she play along and try to chop him money. tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Razorr(f): 2:23pm On Aug 03, 2007

Vieira:
Kituan,

until you chase Hoyte your body no go cool down.

Please peeps I need to know the relationships on this thread o!

who is who's wife?

I am looking for a new wife and need to know who is taken.

Said wife must be able to communicate in the language of football!

So tell me who is single o.

Somze please do not apply, I only want females!

Chei!

Wetin this my two eyes no go see for this Nairaland! grin

Please who has Viera's wife's number? I wan do gbeborun. tongue

Or better still, maybe I should apply. tongue

Oga V, I hope you get plenty kudi c'os I don't come cheap o. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 2:17pm On Aug 03, 2007

Its a pity the match is on Sunday. Had it been on Saturday, I for don party die! cool

If you wan bet, I'm game o. How much and what would be your predictions? cheesy

As for P, leave am, make im dey deceive himself. I hear se him and the other GCON members dey runs one chic like that. Some girls sef d'ey very gullible sha. cry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Razorr(f): 2:13pm On Aug 03, 2007

The duck has signed for Ac Milan! angry

http://football.guardian.co.uk/breakingnews/feedstory/0,,-6824801,00.html

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 2:09pm On Aug 03, 2007

Mukina, infact I don laugh tire o. P don dey freak out. Him never let me rest since morning. Him don dey start to dey play mind games like Mourinho o. I don tire. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 1:59pm On Aug 03, 2007

Me sef I tire for am o. I go ignore am. wink

So, what is your prediction for Sunday's match. Who would win? grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 1:42pm On Aug 03, 2007

@Mukina

Tevez is g'onna score 99 goals. Trust me. wink

gay has been giving him secret training! tongue

Oh ma dayzzzz. . . grin

By the way Mukina, is P still getting on your nerves? huh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 1:32pm On Aug 03, 2007

See why I love gay?

He's got a wonderful brain! tongue

Bring it on! cool

@Mukina

Wetin Koncain you, gbeborun! tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 1:29pm On Aug 03, 2007

[size=18pt]Man Utd's Fergie to spring Tevez Shield surprise[/size]

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson could spring a surprise and hand Carlos Tevez a stunning debut in Sunday's Community Shield clash against Chelsea.
With final details of his controversial move from West Ham all but complete, the Daily Express says there is every chance of his registration going through in time for Sunday's big game.

After virtually no training in the last three weeks he is unlikely to play, but could figure on the bench as his "unveiling".

Tevez's two-year 'loan' contract at United is worth £90,000-a-week.

http://www.tribalfootball.com/article.php?id=50411

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Man United - Community Shield! A Case Of Deja Vu @ Wembley? by Razorr(op): 12:54pm On Aug 03, 2007

Counting down to Wembley. . .

2 days and 2 hours left. . . grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 12:49pm On Aug 03, 2007

kitaun:
I AM ACTUALLY OPTIMISTIC OF THE IMMINENT DOWNFALL OF THE SCUM TEAM . . .

Why. . . Someone is hacking into my mind! angry

I have to install anti-spyware in my brain as a matter of urgency. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Razorr(f): 12:45pm On Aug 03, 2007

Christmas in august! shocked

How awesome. grin

Grizzly, where the heck have you been? huh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Razorr(f): 12:39pm On Aug 03, 2007

Grizzly:
Yo whats up peeps, wha's happening, ?

*faints* *wakes up and faints again. . . then wakes up*

[s]Dearly beloved, Jesus Christ has come back to earth to die and rise again! Only this time around, he came in the form of a certain Chelsea fan![/s] tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Razorr(f): 11:15am On Aug 03, 2007

Chelsea N Armani. cool

P.S: Does anyone have a bigger and clearer version of this picture?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Razorr(f): 9:25am On Aug 03, 2007

[size=13pt]Official Chelsea News/size]

Contrary to speculation, Frank Lampard has only suffered a minor injury sustained over three weeks ago whilst training in LA.

The injury has not required any painkilling injections nor has affected Frank's ability to play or take part in any one of Chelsea's training sessions.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Razorr(f): 9:21am On Aug 03, 2007

[size=13pt]Official Chelsea News/size]

Alex has been granted a work permit. He is expected to join the team in the next few days. cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Razorr(f): 9:10am On Aug 03, 2007

OMG!!!

Mukina, werin dey happen hia? Have J-girl and Debosky broken up? shocked

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Razorr(f): 9:09am On Aug 03, 2007

skylower:
Men, I used to cheer Manchester United, i even supported Chelsea to Arsenal, but recently, i saw the game between Arsenal and Inter Milan in which Arsenal young guns forced even Adriano back and restricted him to defensive duties alongside his entire team, and all because of some sexy footwork that could've produced over 10 goals in one half!!!

Comparing that to Manchester United's performance 2 days ago, i'm jumping boat oh!
Gunners rule this season Gunners make una welcome me oh

If those boys continue to impress me, i'll become a gunner for Life!!!

Others: Do the wise thing, jump boat too

You need to see a shrink. . . and fast! angry

Next season you would be supporting Watford. tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 8:42am On Aug 03, 2007

With that your shoddy defence, I believe him.

Tevez won't save your asses from this one.

Get ready to pack your bags and head for Stamford Bridge as that would be your home for a full month. tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 8:40am On Aug 03, 2007

[size=25pt]Essien: I'll give Man Utd a shock[/size]

[size=13pt]MICHAEL ESSIEN aims to put a rocket up Fergie on Sunday — by scoring with a scorcher.[/size]

The Chelsea midfield star is vowing to explode more long-range stunners like the one which rocked Arsenal at Stamford Bridge last December.

That swerving 25-yard cracker smashed in with the outside of his right foot was voted the club’s Goal of the Season.

And there would be no better time for a repeat than in the Wembley Community Shield clash with Alex Ferguson’s Manchester United.

Essien said: “The goal against Arsenal is the best in my career. To score against one of our rivals from that position and at that time of the game is something special that I will never forget in my life.

“But I think I can score better goals than that. Once I keep believing in myself, I can score beautiful goals.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007350807,00.html

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Razorr(f): 8:35am On Aug 03, 2007

Jackal:
WEST HAM IS READY TO RELEASE TEVEZ FROM CONTRACT.

West Ham are expected to announce tomorrow that they have agreed a deal to release Carlos Tevez from his contract and registration.

The move will allow the Argentina striker to pursue a move to Manchester United.

The agreement, which still needs to be formally ratified by the Premier League and Football Association, will see the Hammers paid between £1million and £3million in compensation.

The deal will also mean the settlement of the £30million lawsuit brought against West Ham by Tevez's agent Kia Joorabchian.

Talks today ended with an agreement between both sides and tomorrow the league and the FA should sign off the deal - Premier League lawyers have been kept up-to-date with the progress of discussions.

Joorabchian should then be able to try to sew up an agreement with United to allow the striker to join up before the start of the season.

In the unlikely event of either side having a last-minute change of heart, then the only other avenue would be a lengthy High Court battle and there has been an acknowledgement that that would be in no party's interests.

Manchester United have already indicated a desire to take Tevez on the same sort of loan package that saw Argentina midfielder Javier Mascherano move to Liverpool last season.

That deal took some weeks before it was signed off by the Premier League but with that transfer having already been picked over by the lawyers, a similar deal for Tevez should go through much quicker.

The agreement with West Ham brings an end to a long-running and painful saga for the club that began when former chairman Terry Brown signed Tevez and Mascherano under banned third-party agreements last summer /

@ Razorr,
Where are you?
Tevez shall become a bonafide Man Utd player this weekend.
What a relief?

*Yawns*

Sports › Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 5:05pm On Aug 02, 2007

A-40, what club do you support? huh

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