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Viera, I'm serious o. Don't worry. . . I won't tell wifey. It would be our little secret.

I'll give you the kiss plus other goodies when I come to jand in december(I plan to).

Please do that little favour for me o.

Back to the match. . .

The only thing that might pose a threat to Chelsea on Saturday would be what position Faggotson chooses to play Ronaldo.

If he plays Ronaldo on the right wing, then we might have a problem since we don't have a solid right back yet.  

Jackal what do you think?

Haaa haaa haaaa

In your wet dreams. . .

Jackal:
Never mind. . . . . . .The drinks will be on me.
Lets PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Viera, please do me a favour.

Please take pictures of Jackal with the Champagne he's popping and send them to me. Please make sure you don't spend one naira o.
Let him do all the spending and come back here and tell me how it went. I want to know how much he actually spends.

Also, please take a picture of his car. He likes to brag about the fancy cars he drives. Please confirm that the car is his and that he didn't borrow it.

Do all these Viera, and I'll give you a hot N wet kiss.

@Bamz

Download Limewire! It's free!

From there you can download any song on the planet.

Go to http://www.limewire.com/

You can even get Naija songs.

Folanusi, be sensible and don't listen to Jackal. You don't need any f*ucking induction as you didn't just register today.
Also, feel free to talk to any woman that meets your fancy. Jackie here is just trying to protect his interests.

Jackal:
Chelski will be poppin palm wine by the time Rooney scores a brace.

Or you meant to say 'wear's a brace' after the bashing Sidwell gives him.

Jackal:
I'd rather play with Razorr's CHESTICLES for 90 minutes than watch the match.(Ruudie and Lordi, i am surry!!!!!!!)

Ofcourse. . .

Who wouldn't want to play with Razorr's sexy chesticles if given a chance? Emphasis on the phrase:'if given a chance'.

Sharaaap Negro! I get it now.

Jackal:
@ Vieira,
Lets pop champagne when United slams Chelsea on Sunday.

The only things you would be popping this weekend are packs of tissues.

loyika:
By the way cool description for Jackal

Damn! I'm so lost.

Banderas:
I believe in freedom of expression, within limits

Hee hee hee

I like this guy!

Loyika I plead on his behalf. E don do.

mukina2:
well i was going to invite you but Jackal said no wonder why

*fuming*

That little rat! Wait till I get him!

Banderas:
A Nigger is a hustler, sells drugs by the corner, or takes drugs. Has no sense of responsibility. Calls women bitches and "ho"s. Has NO respect for women whatsoever. Has no respect for education. Has no sense of responsibilty.

A Nigger is the american version of an Area boy.

Reminds me of a certain Nairalander.

Don't worry negro, I've got your back!


Nairaland sports decree 111: - Henceforth, anyone who uses the word 'nigga' or 'nigger' would be given a Zidane headbutt!

mukina2:
i wil watch only to see what  the scummies new boys can do

Oh no. . .

Please don't watch it at all! Go and watch Tom and Jerry! We don't want you to watch it!

Banderas:
Nope I don't know what you mean. Jailbird is someone who has committed crimes, and has been in and out of jail. It is a behavioural thing. Nigger on the other hand has to do with the colour of your skin. How can you compare the two of them?

Haaa my friend don't blame me o.

It's just that I used the word 'jailbird' a few days back on a prominent member of N/L sports and he got really worked up. I wonder why.

Banderas:
Loyika, your inaility to let this matter rest makes me wonder if the entire reaction is a result of some hidden preferences on your part. I assure you, though I am not myself gay, I will not judge you if you come out and confess that you actually have a hidden preference for boys, as long as these "boys" aren't underage.

Negro, please don't even go there!

You don't want me to murder you!

@Banderas

Negro, I love you! Please stay in Nairaland sports.


NB: Please refrain from using the word 'jailbird' as some negros on this forum are quite sensitive to it if you know what I mean.

loyika:
Mukina, Mookie, Mukina, Mookie Which to chose, which to chose

Hmm!? Mookie sounds nice, so Mookie it is

@ Mookie

What do you think of our game with Lazio.

Loyika, you don kolo!

Wait till Mookie Mukina sees that.

timbros:
Chelsea 1-0 Man Utd

Drogba 116

Remember that??

This time,

Chelsea 1-0 Man Utd

Malouda 83

That's what I'm talking about!

         D   E   J   A   V   u'

mukina2:
@ razorr two weeks from today

Are you for real?

You this naughty child, you mean you were planning a wedding and didn't invite me!   Who's supposed to be your chief bride's maid?  

Lucky Jackal!!!

Damn!

Mukina is getting hooked!

There goes the dream of 1 million Nairaland guys.

I feel so sorry for toshmann. The poor nigga.

You have no idea!

Drogba is every American babe's fantasy right now!

Loyika, you don drink paraga this afternoon, abi? When Loyika is in this mood, please beware!!!

Banderas:
But you know that Paris Hilton and JT are currently having an affair? Just as Derogba is trying to hook up with Serena (She says she prefers Kolo Toure, of course, he's hotter)

Banderas!!!!!!  

Where did you get this gist from?

Last time I checked, Terry was on honeymoon o!

As for Drogba, please don't playa hate. The nigga likes them big, especially below the back.


@Muki

Girl, you dey find my wahala o. Oya, report to my bed now! That's an order.

By the way, you never give your predictions for Sunday.

Hmmmmmm. . .

Talking about Jackal, when are we going to eat rice and chicken na? This una affair is dragging for too long o. You guys should tie the knot o.

loyika:
Hmm, I quite agree with you Mukina

Mukina

Banderas, drinking alcohol in the afternoon is not good

Don't be like that drunk guy that went on to shag a goat, cause when you start thinking a guy is a chic, Nigga that sh@t is scary!!

I ain't down with that

GOONER 89

Haaa haaa haaaa

Loyika, I just love you! You know that anyway. Wish you were a Chelsea fan.

Banderas:
hell, Chelsea was unable to scrape a win past Rangers a few days ago.

We all know what caused that and the Feyenoord draw. It was Paris Hilton.

@Muki

Mind your business. Gbeborun!

Mukina, I hope you don't have any secret intentions with big opa.

I will report you to your sweetheart(Jackal) o. He'll have a fit if he learns that big opa found its way into your pot!

Banderas:
Even if the whole of Manchester United get malaria, Chelski can NEVER give them 4-0.

Banderas, you see, I like you a lot. I don't know what it is, but there's something about you I'm really attracted to. Maybe its your name.

But make you no make me vex for you this afternoon o. You dey crase.

Chelsea would trash manure! I repeat. . . Chelsea would give manure the whooping of their lives!

Watch out!

Bros, please vex if you wan vex o. As you see me so. . . I no send you o.

Well, the good thing about things like these is that we can act like our counterparts in Manchester and refuse to sell.

Chikena!

loyika:
Scummies on the other hand, need a GOOD LAWYER, to handle all your cases in court, what with Tevezgate and Heinzegate, your hands are so full right now.

GOONER 89

Bu haaa haaa haaa

To your tents oh Israel!

Jackal, make you no find my wahala this early mor mor o.

You don shack paraga abi?

Chelsea 4 Manure 0

Drogba (2 goals)
Terry
Joe cole

E be like seh you no dey listen to news. Real don offer us pass 20 milla for the bobo o. If we sell am, we go get money for Dan.
Rom don talk seh, if we sell am, we must make good money.