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The only thing that got me annoyed was that we didn't injure Ronaldo.
I was really hoping someone would give him a good kick so he'll be out for a couple of matches and we'll see what that does to your prem ambitions.

By the way, what do you think about how Malouda schooled Rio?

Jackal, shut your stinking mouth as well. . .

Chelsea played shyte, but at least we provided the little entertainment there was. We controlled the game.

We are the ones known for boring football, so what happened to you? What happened to the exciting brand of footie you guys love to brag about?

Even our goal was more interesting than yours.

See what Malouda did to Rio!  What an embarrasment.

Jackal:
Honour the bet otherwise . . . . . . . . . .

Jackal the monkey. . .

There's no problem. I'll honour the bet after you honour the previous bet we had.

Pay me the 100 pounds you owe me and I'll gladly be a manure fan for a month.

Or are you a broke ass nigga?

Boring match.

My oh my. . .

Manure just won the curse!!

Don't let Van Der sar fool you though. . . He's still shyte.

We gave you the shield deliberately as it was a boring match and we didn't care anymore. We decided the curse wasn't worth it.

I fell in love with Malouda today though.   What a goal.

Philips also did me proud. Sent a couple of shivers down manure's spine.

Oh. . . I almost forgot. Glen Johnson too.

Is Barca still interested in Lampard?


I think selling him won't be a bad idea!

If we can get 17 million Pounds for him then its ok.

Did someone say something?

Let's call a spade a spade!!!

Nigerians are the most cowardly people on God's earth!!  We are too cowardly to stand up and fight against bad policies of govt.!!

We are frigging cowards- That's what we are.

Before Yar Adua was elected, I kept screaming that the guy is a sharia guy, but nobody wanted to listen. Nobody wanted to be bothered. Remember Amina Lawal? The woman he wanted to stone to death for adultery when he was governor of Katsina? We all like to stay in our comfort zones and live in the mess we call Nigeria. I agree with the guy that said Yar Adua is trying to test sharia law in Lagos and later extend it to the rest of the country. At the rate at which things are going, this would happen in the next one year. Who is going to stop him? Is it the judiciary? A judiciary that is controlled by the President? Or the senate, that only cares about Ghana-must-go?

I repeat - Who will stand up against government opression? Who will bell the f*ucking cat?

Let me guess - Nobody!

Nigerians are cowards!!!

Frigging Cowards!!

First off i'm not Razorr, just her friend.

I must say that every time i get unto one of these sites and read the comments, one of the most amazing things to me is the sheer disparity of views and logic out there. Sometimes people get on these forums and take positions that I wonder, can this person really think this? This is one of those times. I mean some people here are actually defending the Governments right to arrest its citizenry because it disapproves of their dress. I mean isn't that madness?? A while back, a couple of ladies were physically assaulted because they apparently went to the National Assembly wearing trousers (even though one was a youth corper and was simply wearing the assigned uniform). Some plebs came out to defend the rights of *** men *** to assault a lady and beat her up for wearing demeaning outfits. Now defenders of idiotic ideas like this, think about that. You think its is better to beat, to assault, to detain or shame a person and that such behaviour is better than the so called indecency that it is designed to combat.
I will tell you what, any man, who claims that a woman is dressed indecently is a LOUT!!!!! Yes I'm not beating around the bush (and by the way, I'm a guy). When the simple solution is for you to avert your eyes, which costs nothing, can easily be accomplished and hurts no one. Why do men suggest that a woman even in a full state of UnCloth exerts some kind of charm that must attract their eyes. I wonder when i hear people say so, what they would do if they walked in on their daughters or sisters or mothers in a state of UnCloth (even if in the privacy of their own homes), would they immediately set upon them because after all 'everything is on display'. If they can exercise control in that situation, then what makes the fact that a stranger is dressed 'provocatively' so difficult to resist.
The problem as some have said is that we are ruled by clowns. Clowns who try to use smoke screens to cover up their paucity of ideas and bereft thinking after having being 'selected'. To then compound things, we are cowards who never know how to make a stand.
And you know what The whole idea will be abandoned the day they arrest the daughter or son of some Government official, but until then, the rest of the populace will be subjected to this babaric assault on their freedoms.

Bastards!

@RichyBlack

Good idea, but who would bell the f*ucking cat?

I'm sorry to say this but Nigerians are the most cowardly people on Earth!

I am still trying to convince myself that this is a bad dream and I'll wake up soon.

This is not happeneing!

I have tried and tried to think up logical explanations for this action by the Government but nothing makes sense.

Please has Fashola given any explanation for this?

With the way things are going in Naija, I think I'll just relocate to Ghana - At least they also have oil now!

Bunch of tweaks!  

OMG!!!

Baby, please become a Chelsea fan this minute and I'll fulfil all your heart's desires.

Oh sorry my sweetheart. . . I won't do that again.

Ok! I give up - You got me!


******Singing*******

When the sun shines we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end. . . . .

You can stand under my Umbrella
Ella ella eh eh eh
Under my umbrella
ella ella eh eh eh

RuuDie:
i'll even watch all the Chelski matches and shenk ManU

Oh baby!

You mean you'll abandon Manure for Chelsea all because of me?

*******Singing*******

Prove your love - Evidence!
Prove your love - Evidence!

Prove your looooooooooove - Evidence!

@Bankole01

As much as I agree with you on the Morality issue. I'll have to say that it's not the government's job to enforce this. We are in a democracy for pete's sake. Let the churches and Mosques do their work.

Ruudie darling. If HITV is frustrating you too much, please come to my house and watch DSTV - with a nice plate of afang ofcourse.

RuuDie:
Robben's been confirmed for Real €22million. . . so what's he doing on that list

Ruudie, I'm sorry to say this, but do you get your news from P.M. News?

Please give me a link that says Robben has signed for Real and I'll remove his name from that list.

You don't know jack. Sunday is his final test. His performance on Sunday against you guys would help us make up our minds about his future.

justkunmi:
its not a trophy, damnit. . .
ITS A TRAY!!! You know what those are right? big flat round stuff. . .

It's not a tray. Olodo. It's a shield.

If you don't know what a shield is, go and watch the movie 300. You'll understand.

So its because of Afang that you're begging me like this abi? I think its time for me to re-access this marriage. Is it me you love or afang soup?

I know what to do. I'll put you through a test. No afang for six months and I'll study your reaction. If you start acting up as a result of that, I'll sue for divorce.

9ja4eva:
Nothing to worry about the line up.


TEVEZ deal almost done.

Let me get this straight. Are you insinuating that Tevez is g'onna save your asses from the trashing that you're g'onna get?

Are you saying that Tevez or Rooney or even Tevez+Rooney cannot be stopped by Terry and Carvalho?

Are you saying that Tevez would save your shoddy defence(as seen on Wednesday) from a Drogba-Malouda-Robben-Joe Cole onslaught?

You must be having a laugh.

You need to see a shrink and fast too.

A colleague of mine just told me now that the police raided Unilag last week and was arresting boys in dread locks!

Jakumo:
Who in the phuck does Governor Fashola think he is poking his nose into the clothing of women and ordering the arrest of those that give him a hard-on ? Does this dong-head think he can impose a Taliban fundamentalist dark age on Lagos where women get hounded and arrested on the whim of some pervert ?

Sounds to me like this new governor of Lagos State is about to embark on a LOOTING SPREE of the likes never seen before, and is thus preparing the ground for that main agenda by setting up a bunch of diversionary brouhahas over meaningless crap such as his preoccupation with tits and ass. Dumb phuck oughta be put out of his misery.

I couldn't have said it any better.

I still can't believe it.

[size=14pt]Chelsea's line Up for Sunday/size]


Chelsea (from): Cech, Cudicini, Hilario, Ferreira, A Cole, Diarra, Sidwell, Essien, Lampard, Robben, Mikel, Malouda, J Cole, Drogba, Shevchenko, Ben Haim, Pizarro, Terry, Carvalho.


Yea. . . Robben is playing.


http://www.teamtalk.com/football/preview/0,16374,1773_2639416,00.html

@Ruudie

Haa haa haa. . .  You've been enjoying my afang soup o , but you haven't been performing your husbandly duties. I'll expose you today. You don't do jack in bed and you keep flirting with other women. Wait till I deal with you. If you don't change, I'll be forced to starve you of my delicious afang soup for weeks.


@A-40
I know now - Arse-Anal.

Lexyl:
The recent arrest of ladies wearing dress that show the booty and boom is becoming on bearable for them. Guys with braids are complaining of harrasment form law enforcement agent.

OMG!!

I'm just hearing about this. What's this one all about?   Even Abacha never went this far!



@Site Admin

[size=5pt]Please put this thread on the front page. It's outrageous.[/size]

Freekick at Ruudie for telling me to shut up.



NB: Nice teeth.

justkunmi:
Razorr
midgets or elves

OMG   How did I forget that word?

babyosisi:
this your story don begin get K leg sef.
metamorphosis don begin happen.
we've quickly gone from larva to pupa stage here
hmm

Seun, please install the ROFL icon on this site because that's what I'm doing right now.