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Mukina, I tire o!

I have never seen Jackal this cowardly. . . ever!

They have all kept away from Nairaland since morning. The shame was just too much for them to bear.

They are waiting for some other event to happen that would draw attention away from their defeat!
Please you guys should beat Lazio o, so they don't come to make noise here.

Scum United!

OMG!!!

Banderas no kill me o! I just fell off my chair! I don't want my boss to sack me abeg!!

That was funny. lol

Thanks Loyika. . . You're a gem.


That write-up was quite insightful.

Ruudie, I'm sorry to say this but olodo ni e.

What Muki was saying is that the match would be a Deja vu episode. She meant chelsea would win. Go get your glasses.

justkunmi:
At least we were  beaten by Inter not Rangers

At least we were beaten in another country, not at home.



@ Banderas

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-52504.0.html

Banderas:
Raze, that wasn't champagne, (palmie perhaps, something, economical)

Banderas, you don't understand. . .

Watching that episode of soccer was better than watching Shrek 3. Ask Mukina for clarifications.

JK!   You dey hia?

I wish I had placed a bet with you b4 last night's match. I'ld have really loved to chop your money.

Banderas:
It still is no guarantee that you guys will win come sunday, so don't laugh too soon.

I'm not laughing because I know we will beat them on Sunday, I'm just laughing the way I always do when I see them lose.

You should have seen me the day they lost to Gatusso Ac Milan.  I got wasted that night from too much champagne!


But seriosly, who do you think will win Sunday's match? Wanna place bets?  Mukina you too.

MUKINATU!!!!

All the 'luvvies' wey you get never do you? 



As for you Folanusi, just follow the footsteps of your fellow scummies and sharraaaaaaaap!!!  No one wants to hear your excuses!

You were beaten - Period!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Banderas baby. . . My L'uv! How are you?

Did you watch that match?

I nearly fell down from my chair from laughter.

And the funniest thing is that a certain prominent N/L sports member(you know who) blamed the defeat on the fact that Nani, Anderson and Hargreaves were not in it.

Talk about excuses.

So scum united ain't invincible afterall. . .

I'ld love to see Rooney's face when they start loosing PREM games.

Bu haaa haaa haaa

I just love it when the scummies lose.

Reminds me of what Gatusso did to Ronaldo. Made him look like a puppy.

SCUM UNITED!

mukina2:
if not for Adriano's big head it would have been 3-1 in the theatres of nightmares

Haaa haaa haaaa


You are concentrating only on one side of the deal.

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The most annoying part of the whole thing is that Manscum have gone and bribed all the tabloids not to talk about the match.

Can you imagine?

I've not seen one single article. . . not one, in any of the major English papers or tabloid's websites.
When chelsea lost to Rangers, they didn't let us hear word o!

Dirty scum!

somze:
They were meant to play Inter-pharmaceuticals
Management got the names messd up

That's the funniest thing I've heard since yesterday. Thanks for making my morning.

This thread is so quiet today. . .

I wonder why.

Jackal:
How about i become a Chelski fan for a month if UNITED lose and vice versa if Chelsea lose.

Deal!

B'ullshit talk from b'ullshit fans!!

So Anderson, Hargreaves and Nani are your saviours now abi?

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzz. . .


I knew the excuses would soon start pouring in and I wasn't disappointed!!



You say nothing was at stake. Yea right. . .

You guys were in old trafford for pete's sake and it was your last pre-season match! Everything was at stake!

Shio!

Heee heee heee

Someone should please tell Jackal to wake up from his fantasies!!


Manscum has issues!

Bu haa haa haaa

What a lovely match!!

God bless Inter!!

I just love to see you guys sad and upset!!

Shyte stupid team!!

This is so good!!

At least you'll now go to the community shield match with a loser mentality! That's fine by me!

What's your excuse?

You're playing with your full squad!!

I want your excuses now!!

Hee hee heee


I'm having fun here.

I said Aresenal was in good form and you guys wanted to crucify me!

This is a team Arsenal beat with ease!!

What is your excuse o?

They're trashing you in your house!!

Shyte team!!!

Shyte defence!!!

Shyte supporters!!!

At least the Rangers game was away!! What's your excuse?

You guys are playing at home and they're trashing you!!

Bleep Manscum!!

Stupid team!!

Faggotson should retire!!  Hee hee hee!

This is not pharmarceutical FC o!!

This is the real deal!!

You guys are playing at home!!

I repeat, what's your excuse?

Bu haaa haaa haaa haaa

Shyte team!!!

Shyte supporters!!!

Shyte gay manager!!

Shyte puppy Ronaldo!!

Shyte shrek Rooney!!

Shyte papa scholes!!

Na only mouth you get!!

Where is that yeye Jackal?

You go hear am today!!

Better start praying you draw ortherwise my mouth go kill you today!!!

Hee hee hee!!

Up Inter!!!  

Sorry o, Mr. Lecturer. I never claimed to know book unlike you.

How about our bet? Is it still on? It's not too late to send Western Union o. Let Loyika be referee. Or we use Banderas.

Oh my dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . .

Vierra haba!!!

You have to send the pics to my box by monday morning o. The day after the match.

As for the kiss prize, you'll have to trust me.

Loyika, no be just Jackal's photo o.

Go through my posts again, it's to find out the state of Jackal's finances.

Please check his wrist watch, shoes, car, type of Champagne, e.t.c.
Take pictures of these things and send to me in private. My email addy is in ma profile.

Do these and I'll bless you.

Jackal:
Razorr's CHESTICLES and LIPS and THE LIPS BETWEEN HER HIPS will crash Nairaland one day(Nostradamus predictions page 235)

Jackal, e don do. I've laughed enough for one day. No kill me o.


@Viera

Not to worry. We'll plan it such that there'll be no clashes.

Ronaldo IS manscum!

Put him in a cage and Manure is finished!

Haaaaa

Well. . . Loyika, you'll get double what I promised V and then some.