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I hate guys with the long ding dong! They are too arrogant! And they always get the girls!

4Play, you're a cheat!

Mukina, where is Debosky now? Why is he so shy?

Ow come on. . .

Girls, especially peeps like J-girl, love it really deep!     

4Play, you should have told us from the start that you were also interested in J-girl o! I don't like all these o! 

The battle was supposed to be between Akinwunmi and Debosky! Now you have broadened the scope and are tempting me to want to do this chic!

4 Play:
Everybody knows I am a good man,that is why I am leading this poll  I didn't even ask anyone to vote for me

They all saw the good in me and voted for my humble self 

4Play, it was the girls on the forum that voted for you (except me o).

Everyone knows that it is the long d*ck that you always love to put on display in Yahoo that makes them just love you!     

4 Play:
Juicy and succulent boobs?   Night of frolicking and pleasure?      

This story is getting more twists and turns than a Ryan Giggs dribbling run

4Play, are you jealous?    

Douzy:
Please, j-girl, can I get a preview of the juicy and succulent boobs before the night of frolicking and pleasure?

Ashewo! Mind your business!

I always knew that 4Play was in love with me, so I'm not surprised!    

Listen Muki, from what I have seen so far, J-girl is a free agent. No one has been able to win her heart, so I am free to do whatever I want!  

Maybe I should take her to bed with me just for one night to satisfy her sexual needs, which debosky has failed to do.  

The only problem would be that she would fall in love with me, which I do not want!  

I don't want any strings o! I can't afford to be lesbo!  

Walks into the thread, sees poll and faints.

Wakes up and starts shivering in anger!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

4Play, are you mad?

How dare you include my name in that bloody poll? Who told you I was lesbo? And to think some mad people are actually voting!

Who voted for me? Mukina is it you?

Listen, I admit that I like J-girl's boobs, but that doesn't mean I love her!

I am only obsessed with her juicy and succulent boobs!

I can't date her though, it's against my religion!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I won't mind a night of frolicking and pleasure with her though - if you know what I mean!

buchio7:
Thats what u get when u put a dictator in civilian clothes and thrust him up as a democrat.

I no fit shout again o!

Gun-wielding men of the State Security Service on Tuesday invaded the Abuja station of the African Independent Television and carted away tapes and recording materials.

According to eyewitnesses, the security agents drove into the premises about 3pm when the station was airing a documentary on Nigeria‘s political development.

They were said to have harassed the workers and beat up those in charge of the documentary.

When our correspondent visited the AIT office, the General Manager, Mr. Imoni Mark Amarere, had left for the headquarters of the SSS.

Members of staff of the station were seen in front of the building discussing the incident.

One of them who craved anonymity told our correspondent that the SSS operatives pointed their guns at the workers and demanded that the broadcast be stopped.

The AIT management, in a statement recounted the station‘s ordeal in the hands of the security agents.

The statement read in part, ”Security operatives at gun point gained access into the Raypower studio and later forced their way into the Master Control facility of Africa Independent Television, AIT.

“The raiding team violently forced broadcast operatives out of the radio studio and knocked the station off the air.

“At the Master Control facility of the AIT, the rampaging five-member team at gun point ordered the three control room officers, two of them women, to lie face down before carrying out their mission.

“They forcibly removed a broadcast tape of a documentary being aired at the time of the invasion.

“The same group of security operatives returned at about half an hour later in a J5 Space bus, ash colour with no registration number, made for the Master Control Room of Africa Independent Television, AIT and removed every available broadcast material.

“Some of our staff have also reported that their handsets were seized by the invading team on suspicion that their phones were being used to film the invasion.”

Source: - http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200704182474067

busygirl, why don't you apply?

Yes O! BB is back! And yes, the bathroom scenes are going to be featured in this one also!

According to MNET, Big Brother Africa 2 would kick off in South Africa On August 5 and would be shown on DSTV.

Hmmm. . .

They are giving out entry forms as we speak! I have already filled and submitted mine! Let them pick me jare! I want to know what it feels like!

Bad belle as usual!

Keep hating!

Mukina, I am not tripping for Debosky o! You know who I'm tripping for now. . .

Confess girl, J-girl and Debosky have broken up! Why else is Debosky not coming to answer us?     

Mukina, if they haven't really broken up, then explain why they have both changed their signatures!

Mukina, I see that you are now a scummie fan!

Are you not tired of being disappointed?

Mukina, you have to prove your claims o!

Let Debosky come and fight for his so called love!

t0kunb0:
_{God forbid ooooooooo} if liverpool go into the final, is gerrard better??

_{no strings attached}

Liverpool won't win!

Lampard is better than Gerrard!

I made a discovery that really triggered my curiosity: -

Debosky's signature used to read "J-girl's the one that's got me tripping" but now reads "A-R-S-E-N-A-L Forever!"!

Isn't that interesting?

I believe they have broken up o!

Akinwunmi, you are free to claim your love!

By the way, let's drop this matter till next week, when the two players tackle each other!

We would decide then who is better.

Chelsea is Playing against Liverpool next week wednesday at 7:45 pm.

We can compare both players based on how they fare in their respective midfields and make our analysis!

No shaking!     

Lampard should play in front of Gerrard!

Since Gerrard is so 'mature' like you guys like to say, then he should be willing to accomodate that. Like Ballack in chelsea! He should support Lampard, and Lampard can keep shooting and scoring!

Loyika, stop being overly dramatic.

I do not claim to be an 'I.T.K.'!

If Jose Mourinho could do it perfectly in Chelsea, then why can't McLaren do it?

The answer to that question is quite simple, he is a shitty coach!

I have told you this a million times. I would field both players.

Gerrard in central midfield and Lampard would play in Ballacks position in Chelsea. Like he played on sunday! In an attacking capacity!

What more do you want to hear? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 

Not so fast Loyika. . . Not so fast!

First tell me on what basis you are making your claims!

What makes Gerrard a better player?

Please sir, I need facts and figures!

And I have said that you don't need to bench anyone!

Let Lampard play in an attacking midfield role and let Gerrard play more in the Central midfield like what happens in Chelsea with Ballack and Lampard!

Kapish! I can't shout!

Ruudie, I wonder what your purpose is for starting this thread if you are going to bring sentimental opinions into your analysis instead of addressing issues in a matured manner.

I took offence to people saying that Lampard should be benched for Hargreaves or Gerrard not because he plays for Chelsea, but because he is more valuable to the team than both of those players in terms of skill.

In the case of England, they do not need a multi-functional player since they already have other very good players for the other parts of the field. Hence they do not need Gerrard to play as both a defender, attacker, e.t.c.

Each player should have his role and focus on it properly. It is left for the coach to define their individual roles.

These roles are blended together to provide over-all team work.

The reason why Gerrard performs a multi-functional role in Liverpool is because of his status and the fact that they are not blessed with super skillful players all round. He has to do what he does because he doesn't have a choice.

England definitely needs a new coach. I would have offered them Jose Mourinho, but I know that they are racist idiots and would insist on an English coach. Beside, Mourinho is too valuable to me, hence I can't let him go.

We are not asking about who the better 'team leader' is!

The question here is 'who is the best overall player?'

The answer is Frank Lampard.

jeshua:
May our fore fathers never allow them live a good life, and may their hell start from earth. Sorry, i don't want to curse, just proving a point.

Sweetheart, please go ahead and curse them. Should I help you with curse words?

Their children and children's children would live a life of reproach! They would never know peace! The ghost of our forefathers would haunt them!
They would not be able to sleep for fear of the terrible nightmares they would have every night!

The most important thing in a football match is scoring goals!

You cannot bench Lampard for Gerrard or Hargreaves! That would be insanity! The guy is just too good!

It all comes down to the brilliance of the coach!

All England needs to do is employ a good coach and stop mixing politics with football!

True Talk:
He should have remained in the race (despite his slim chances) at least to prove his point.

Quitters never win. Winners never quit

Its always more interesting for one to stand for what he believes (in this case his ambition and his desire to serve Nigeria).

Just Sharaaap!

Don't get me angry to the point of insulting you!

I don't blame the guy. He's smart!

Nigerian politics is just a script being played out! A script master-minded by baba himself!

Our political situation would never improve until the control of INEC is removed from the hands of the Presidency! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

See what happened in Edo State!

Anyone who thinks that Nigeria has emerged from the dark ages is just living in a fools paradise!

I have said it before, it is because of these kind of nonsense that I do not like commenting on politics!

I don't like people messing with my brain! 

I keep saying it - Naija politics stinks! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I would tell you what I detest in men!

I hate men with thin small dicks!

Did I hear you laugh?

Wait. . . I haven't finished yet - I also do not like short guys!

The funny thing is that most of the guys who say they want women with perfect features are the ugly ones.
They want to marry Goddesses so that they can have beautiful kids.

Some guys just crack me up big time!

I met this naija guy on the internet and he started reciting a long speech about what he wants in a woman.

He said he wanted a beautiful woman with a flat tummy, no spots on her body, long and slim legs and a clean and non-smelling vagina.

I laughed and told him I had those features. I told him to send me his picture and he did. He looked good in the picture and we agreed to meet when he came to naija.

This chap came to naija and we hooked up.

Boy o boy, was I shocked when I saw him! His head looked like it had been pressed from the back when he was a baby. It had a very funny shape that didn't show in the picture.

To make matters worse he had a terrible mouth odour!

This is why I sometimes avoid this politics section.

I love my sanity too much o!

What kind of jungle justice do we perpetrate in Nigeria sef?

I am not sorry to say this - I hate OBJ!  I hate Nigerian Politicians!  I hate Nigerian Politics! I hate PDP! I hate AC!

This country sucks!