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InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 1:07pm On Feb 04, 2017
olujaidi:
There are a number of MMFs out there. Some of the popular one are those operated by FBN Capital, Stanbic Asset Management, ARM, Investment One. Obtain their contact details from their websites. There's no bidding process and you can start with 5k. There's no tenor per se. Think of it as a high yield savings account. The 17% is derived from the yields of money market instruments (TBs, commercial papers, fixed deposits) the funds are invested in. The higher the rates on TB and the rest, the higher the MMF yields
Thanks..

Does this mean that one can get 17% on any amount after the 30 days?
PoliticsRe: James Ibori Arrives In Nigeria From UK by RealityShot: 1:04pm On Feb 04, 2017
akynkunmy:
Best looter of the Millennium
How can he be the best when he was caught?
There are bigger looters yet to be caught... Y? Because they are THE BEST!
PoliticsRe: James Ibori Arrives In Nigeria From UK by RealityShot: 1:00pm On Feb 04, 2017
obembet:
When I heard that some people are celebrating when this prisoner was release from prison

Then I remember a message of Donald Trump.. and I think is right..

Read what he said..

Corruption in China is a big abomination but in Nigeria, it's so huge that is slowly becoming an acceptable way of life. They sing and rejoice with currupt Leaders. .....

Let us all accept the fact that the black man is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence.... To ma the matter worse, he can do everything possible to defend his stupidly..

So welcome man Niger Delta Hero

Best Governor has they said
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 4:24am On Feb 04, 2017
olujaidi:
Those rates up there are still poorer than the true yield of 182 and 364 day tenors. Plus you get your interest upfront which you can reinvest I.e. compound. With an MMF you get your interest at the end of a quarter.

The other advantage of an MMF is that you can start with as little as 5k. What one can do is to use an MMF to build up funds to a sizeable amount then withdraw to do TB. The returns are far better than FD and savings accounts.
Please how can one start in this money market fund?
Is it all banks that do it?
Is there a bidding process?
How long is the true tenor for that 17% yield?
Thank you
BusinessRe: Free Skill Acquisition E-Center by RealityShot: 6:24pm On Feb 03, 2017
blessedqueen:
Good morning everybody..... Seriously am angry things r going up every day Pko is now 650 maybe 500 in ojota. Now wen I give dem my laundry soap dey will say is too small abeg ooo my soap is d size of Bimbo for #60 I no try? Wot really got me pissed was wen I advertised my soap to a shop owner she den showed me another soap bigger Dan mine for #70 it's big ooo. My ogas Wots ur take on dis?
Bar soap is quite expensive to make right now...
Pko at 700# here in PH..

But you can still get like 5-10 bucks on each

For example 150gr Soap costs like 73 bucks to make

Its sold for 80-90 bucks by WAW product so you should be good.

Remember buy and produce larger quantities to increase profits
Business To BusinessRe: PALM OIL BUSINESS( Productions, Sales and Storage) by RealityShot: 6:16pm On Feb 03, 2017
oluwaseunadebay:
This thread is now cold, I hope all is well
madam is still in market.. . Seems no price change yet..
PoliticsRe: I Stand With 2face by RealityShot: 6:14pm On Feb 03, 2017
#iStandWith2Baba
#iStandWithNigeria
#oneVoiceNigeria
PoliticsRe: 2017 BUDGET : Where Is The Diversification? by RealityShot(op): 8:17pm On Jan 29, 2017
Blue3k:
Off topic but I'm reading about budget for Ajaokuta Steel Plant. All these recurrent cost for a plant that does nothing note worthy. Thanks I been looking for the budget I'll go through previous years.
You are welcome..

Please read this too:
https://www.360nobs.com/2016/12/full-breakdown-nigerias-2017-budget-recovery-growth/
Foreign AffairsRe: California Announces Plan To Secede From The USA by RealityShot: 7:47pm On Jan 29, 2017
Alphasoar:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/01/california-announces-proposal-exit-u-s/
If they exit... Trump maybe build a wall at their borders too... Lol
Then they will feel Mexico's pain! Hahaha
Christianity EtcRe: Can I Believe God But Not Jesus And Still Make Heaven? by RealityShot: 6:49pm On Jan 29, 2017
jchioma:
Dear Brethren, in Exodus 4:22 God Himself said, "And thou shalt say unto Pharaoh, Thus saith the LORD, Israel is my son, even my firstborn". And in John 3:16, a mere man by the name of John said: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life". Who are we to believe?. I love God and want to serve Him according to His way, and not by the concoctions of men. I want to believe God ONLY, but will I go to hell for not believing in Jesus as I doubt his story? Bible scholars should please me out. Thank you.
Please read again

Matthew 3:17
Matthew 17:5

My dear beware of the last days...

This person said the rest here:
https://www.nairaland.com/3597629/believe-god-not-jesus-still#53203956
Politics2017 BUDGET : Where Is The Diversification? by RealityShot(op): 6:29pm On Jan 29, 2017
Looking at the following proposed allocation in the 2017 budget
Can you see in recurrent expenditures that budget for agriculture
Remains very low compared to military, education and interior..

Please what are they encouraging by this plan?

Also look at the capital expenditures...
Compare agricultural budget figures to ministry of TRANSPORT!
What on earth is the ministry of transport to do with all that?
Isn't the ministry of works in charge of roads construction?

Honestly, this budget shows no encouragement planned for AGRICULTURE.
All this mouth service paid to DIVERSIFICATION yet budget is clearly against it.
Or do you think different?

PART C - RECURRENT (NON-DEBT) EXPENDITURE =N=
EXECUTIVE

HEAD MINISTRY/DEPARMENT/AGENCY
:
AUDITOR GENERAL FOR THE FEDERATION... 2,693,253,521
MINISTRY OF BUDGET AND NATIONAL PLANNING... 8,129,490,024
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF AGRICULTURE & RURAL DEVELOPMENT... 31,790,817,608
MINISTRY OF DEFENCE... 325,488,229,573
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF EDUCATION... 398,009,615,150
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF ENVIRONMENT... 16,187,383,841
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE... 9,495,253,136
MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS... 56,868,775,454
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH... 252,875,396,663
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF INDUSTRY, TRADE AND INVESTMENT... 10,806,257,619
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF INFORMATION & CULTURE... 41,084,053,254
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF INTERIOR... 482,369,717,560
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF JUSTICE... 21,038,344,711
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF LABOUR AND EMPLOYMENT... 8,671,186,611
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF MINES & STEEL DEVELOPMENT... 10,375,564,741
FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY ADMINISTRATION... 0
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF NIGER DELTA... 1,808,882,365
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES... 62,455,519,807
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY... 27,807,809,688
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF TRANSPORTATION... 14,860,103,581
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF WATER RESOURCES... 7,301,176,944
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF WOMEN AFFAIRS... 1,486,534,201
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF POWER, WORKS & HOUSING... 34,873,929,055
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF YOUTH & SPORTS DEVELOPMENT... 78,416,015,167
FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY COMMISSION... 302,848,038
INDEPENDENT CORRUPT PRACTICES AND RELATED OFFENCES COMMISSION (ICPC)... 5,159,640,131
INFRASTRUCTURE CONCESSIONARY AND REGULATORY COMMISSION (ICRC)... 884,624,464
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF COMMUNICATIONS TECHNOLOGY... 11,206,782,734
NATIONAL SALARIES, INCOME AND WAGES COMMISSION... 631,503,868
OFFICE OF THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER... 67,281,025,653
OFFICE OF THE HEAD OF THE CIVIL SERVICE OF THE FEDERATION... 6,692,280,969
STATE HOUSE... 22,947,666,215
SECRETARY TO THE GOVERNMENT OF THE FEDERATION (SGF)... 51,990,014,275
SUB-TOTAL: EXECUTIVE... 2,071,989,696,622

PART D - CAPITAL EXPENDITURE
Executive

MINISTRY/DEPARMENT/AGENCY
:
AUDITOR GENERAL FOR THE FEDERATION... 90,509,818
MINISTRY OF BUDGET AND NATIONAL PLANNING... 3,572,867,027
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF AGRICULTURE & RURAL DEVELOPMENT... 91,649,990,014
MINISTRY OF DEFENCE... 140,000,000,000
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF EDUCATION... 50,433,487,465
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF ENVIRONMENT... 9,524,482,833
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE... 1,981,348,624
MINISTRY OF FOREIGN Affairs... 9,795,042,441
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF Health... 51,315,564,740
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF INDUSTRY, TRADE AND Investment... 80,856,946,059
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF INFORMATION & Culture... 8,380,248,826
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF Interior... 63,261,062,487
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF Justice... 1,200,000,000
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF LABOUR AND Employment... 8,332,520,400
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF MINES & STEEL DEVELOPMENT... 12,900,000,000
FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY Administration... 37,297,122,872
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF NIGER Delta... 33,692,500,001
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM Resources... 7,093,128,647
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF SCIENCE AND Technology... 37,331,179,072
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF Transportation... 262,000,000,000
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF WATER RESOURCES... 85,146,305,445
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF WOMEN AFFAIRS... 3,980,732,000
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF POWER, WORKS & HOUSING... 529,337,594,442
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF YOUTH & SPORTS DEVELOPMENT... 5,000,000,000
FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY COMMISSION... 118,155,391
INDEPENDENT CORRUPT PRACTICES AND RELATED OFFENCES COMMISSION (ICPC)... 767,865,170
INFRASTRUCTURE CONCESSIONARY AND REGULATORY COMMISSION (ICRC)... 34,310,245
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF COMMUNICATIONS TECHNOLOGY... 7,544,169,142
NATIONAL SALARIES, INCOME AND WAGES COMMISSION... 163,121,916
OFFICE OF THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER... 43,209,203,765
OFFICE OF THE HEAD OF THE CIVIL SERVICE OF THE FEDERATION... 1,979,176,735
STATE HOUSE... 19,970,000,001
SECRETARY TO THE GOVERNMENT OF THE FEDERATION (SGF)... 20,981,998,169
SUB-TOTAL: EXECUTIVE... 1,628,940,633,747


GET THE FULL COPY @:
http://www.budgetoffice.gov.ng/index.php/component/content/article?layout=edit&id=106
HealthRe: How Do I Tell My Fiancee She Has Vaginal Odour So That She Won't Feel Bad? by RealityShot: 6:10am On Jan 26, 2017
iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]You didn't know since you started dating her?

You've done introduction. Now its time for trad marriage, you want to call it off..

My nigga, u need cane.[/color]
if na old school way, how you go take know self when she go dey her fafa house hide till after marriage?
leave op jorr!
dingbang:
cheesy information is power
just ask her why that place smells like that.
if she says she doesnt know , tell her that a doc will know.. Then schedule a doc meeting for her.

otherwise , just tell her to wash down, then wait a while and see if the odour comes out aganin..
it might just be that she always gets wet from the time you call her to come and carrys that all day till she reaches you.. Eewww!
InvestmentRe: CBN vs BITCOIN ( latest update) by RealityShot: 5:55am On Jan 26, 2017
Pranxta:
*in fela's voice* I sorry sorry ooo..i sorry for nigeria, I sorry sorry ooo...I sorry for all of una
y naa??
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by RealityShot: 5:46am On Jan 26, 2017
kateskitty:
Please who can help me with this?
If someone wants to invest 5,000,000 in Treasury Bills for 1 year, how much could the person get in terms of interest rate?

THanks.
get the interest calculating spreadsheet
:

https://www.nairaland.com/878880/treasury-bills-nigeria/212#49454079
BusinessRe: Free Skill Acquisition E-Center by RealityShot: 9:21pm On Jan 25, 2017
ewen:
half Kg of pac-R =#750. One Kg =#1500.
imagine!

got price here at ph today:
half kg of pac-r = #1200!
one kg = #2400

i certainly cant produce competitively with these prices sad

well i might just produce for home use... Will do some math to know if its what it too
BusinessRe: Free Skill Acquisition E-Center by RealityShot: 7:58pm On Jan 24, 2017
ewen:
half Kg of pac-R =#750. One Kg =#1500.
Wow thanks a lot!

Will use this in my liquid soap instead of Nitrosol
BusinessRe: Free Skill Acquisition E-Center by RealityShot: 3:04am On Jan 24, 2017
ewen:
please sir, my hair conditioner does not soften hair. Don't know if it is because of the pac-r that i am adding to the material.
Hi.. Please how much is PAC-R?
BusinessRe: Free Skill Acquisition E-Center by RealityShot: 2:58am On Jan 24, 2017
Strongbest:
RECENT PRICE OF CHEMICAL s


1. Sulphurnic acid -------1ltr. (N900)


2.Texapon-----------------1/4kg (N400)


3. Caustic Soda-----------1kg. (N420)


4. Soda ash---------------1kg. (N350)


4. Nitrosol ------------1/8kg. (N550 )


6.SLS. ---------------------1/8kg. (N400)


7. STPP---------------------1/8kg. (N50)


8.Foam booster---------1/2ltr. (N300)

Will keep updating it with time.




Thanks.
Thank you so much Sir!

Our prices here are deadly! See..

1. Sulphurnic acid -------1ltr. (N900)
> N1200


2.Texapon-----------------1/4kg (N400)
>
N750


3. Caustic Soda-----------1kg. (N420)
> N600


4. Soda ash---------------1kg. (N350)
> N400


5. Nitrosol ------------1/8kg. (N550 ) > N650


6.SLS. ---------------------1/8kg. (N400)


7. STPP---------------------1/8kg. (N50)
= N400

I think I need to find another shop...

Please what is foam booster?
AgricultureRe: RIVERS Farmer's Let Meet Here. by RealityShot: 3:33am On Jan 20, 2017
spicy55:
Contact jay on 08037986697 for farm land lease and purchase at best locations in Rivers State and port harcourt.
hi...do you still have farmlands for lease?
thanks
AgricultureRe: Farm Land Needed In Rivers State For Purchase by RealityShot: 3:26am On Jan 20, 2017
mrvitalis:
Please I need land for lease in rivers State for farming. .. . Atleast 3 accres. .. . Any body with information just hit me up please
hi..did you get the land back then?
thanks

i am looking for 1 acre or more to lease for farming in rivers state too
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Must Be Prepared For Future Where Oil Has Little Value,osinbajo Warns by RealityShot: 8:43pm On Jan 19, 2017
WhiteNoise:
But aren't these other uses of crude oil negligible to justify the "little value" postulation?
your is too much.. I dont undertand you..
little what?
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Bad In Marrying A Lady From Same Office? by RealityShot: 3:48am On Jan 19, 2017
Filashade:
So true. I used to be one of those girls that would be like how can u date ur fellow work colleague like really but then I ended up dating one of my colleagues from february last year to october. He was a nice guy and we couldnt let anyone know we were dating as it was frowned upon but we genuinely cared for each other but during the time I was dating him, he would flirt with some of the ladies in our office when I company got bought and also I found out he had a girlfriend outside of work as well and that he was going to propose to her. U know how God works, one day we were supposed to go out coz I had taken a day off to spend with him coz I hv a busy life with school etc and I remember I called him sverally and he wouldnt pick but when I messaged him he did read it so I found it rather odd but anyways, my day was spent with a guy I met on that day who is now my current bf but lets just say my ex was still with his ex who he said was a psycho and had dumped her and also she tried calling me severally to tell me to lay off her man and that I should tell him to come and back his bags from her house that she is done with his cheating ways and i WAS SO MADDDD like u cant even imagine. Anyways the next day I saw him in the office and obvs we sit on the same row so it was easy to tell we were arguing coz even one of friends who hangs out with us knew something was up but I didnt say anything to him then the mumu sent me a letter saying I should come and say to him what I said to his ex coz I told her she can have him that I dnt dea with two time cheats and i literally slapped him while we were outside coz he was trying to cause trouble and slapped him again and again and told him never to even utter a word to me and he was there telling me he was at his ex house and he was fast asleep and she had taken his phone to check his messages and I was like why the hell would u be at ur ex house? Who does that?

Just to cut the story short, he was forced to resign from our company coz I found out he was borrowing money from all our colleagues and had also borrowed money from me as well and no be small money ooo nd this guy is not one of those guys that look like they play games, he was one of those dudes are genuinely nice and friendly but like to dress smart, wear expensive things and even got a house and a car. Chai. with all our money and even he had a friend called Andre who would call asking to speak to him and I remember back when my ex started in Febraury, his friend would call saying he owes hima huge some of money and wants to talk to him and my ex would deny it. Mannnnn the guy thought he was slick and now I know better. He was just there for show and to borrow money and cheat people.

That is one experience I would never forget. If someone would have told me a handsome, hardworking, young man who was also friendly with everyone would do such a thing I would say the person is a liar.

Anyways, OP u better forget that thing joor. It always goes three ways, you either end up getting married but you have to move or resign or you end up breaking up and it would be awkward seeing that person u were kissing and making up with every day and it would kill u so noooo OPP. Just forget this love ting and find someone outside of the office or better still one of u should resign.
Lols..well said...

Now imagine going through 5 years in the University
With an ex in the same class!
(and the ex dumped you for your friend in same class!)

I died many times over.. But here I am today!
How?
I got a new hubby from another department
FamilyRe: Man Batters His Wife Of 10 Years In Port-Harcourt. PICS by RealityShot: 10:15pm On Jan 18, 2017
omooba969:
grin
I would rather close my mouth and you assume me ignorant Than open my mouth and claim not to be ignorant. Thank you
FamilyRe: Man Batters His Wife Of 10 Years In Port-Harcourt. PICS by RealityShot: 8:50pm On Jan 18, 2017
omooba969:
Ok, on what account should a woman be beaten by a man?
Ask me again.. You no go go ask the woman posted here...
BusinessRe: Free Skill Acquisition E-Center by RealityShot: 8:49pm On Jan 18, 2017
Strongbest:
All is well Sir. I'm going to post the prices as promised probably before or by weekend.

What type of soap are you into? Tablet (bar) or powder detergent?


Everything is all about knowing how to get around with your materials and make the best of them.


Thanks.
Tablet/bars...
FamilyRe: Man Batters His Wife Of 10 Years In Port-Harcourt. PICS by RealityShot: 6:40pm On Jan 18, 2017
sosa993:
you simply have issues with women which you should deal with before it's too late for you, and then you quickly know who's a trouble maker from there comments, guy please grow up. I mean grow up!


go back to my first comment and re-read again, where was gender equality mentioned. oh because you are a guy you want me to start respecting you, you are one really stuck up guy who needs to loosen up, besides you are not the only one who quoted me, still there some people who quoted me on my post and got me really cracked up and am still laughing right now.

I think you've got a lot of issues, big one at that, you just keep nagging and nagging, something a woman should do, and then you jump on a comment just to look for trouble?, I hope you get help soon.

gosh I hate guys who can't just loosen up..... mtcheew
yes ..insults..thats very grown up of you.. Keep it up
BusinessRe: Free Skill Acquisition E-Center by RealityShot: 5:58pm On Jan 18, 2017
Strongbest:
Heyllo Sir, some of the prices are a bit high please.

Also note the change I made above (Kg to litre). Solid/liquid.

I will try and post current prices of common chemicals within the week.

I can see your sig., Sir. You must be a great fan! That's great.

Thanks.
Yes Sir..i am a great fan..
if only i had seen this thread in 2014...
well...

now please how about the prices?
i dont see much profitability with pko at 700N

even without colour and fragrance,
a 130 gram soap is costing me N70

WAW product in the market is selling at N90 for 150 gram sealed, coloured and perfumed
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Must Be Prepared For Future Where Oil Has Little Value,osinbajo Warns by RealityShot: 5:49pm On Jan 18, 2017
Image123:
The future where oil has little value is very far away. Power/energy all over the world is still VERY oil dependent and will remain so for long. Alternative energy is still at experimental and negligible levels.
dont mind them..
some of these folks dont know
many drugs comes from crude oil
plastics which is in almost everything today is from crude oil..

perfumes, costmetics etc all depend on crude oil

petrol vehicles are not the main reason america spent billions to discover more crude oil by FRACKING!

CRUDE OIL WILL BE AROUND AND WANTED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS TO COME
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Must Be Prepared For Future Where Oil Has Little Value,osinbajo Warns by RealityShot: 5:43pm On Jan 18, 2017
BUTCHCASSIDY:
..and electricity is technology shey abi na agriculture too grin
shebi the people that will build and run the electric power plants will eat electricity to stay alive ni?

no food no life..no work!

try programming while hungry...cheesy
FamilyRe: Man Batters His Wife Of 10 Years In Port-Harcourt. PICS by RealityShot: 5:37pm On Jan 18, 2017
sosa993: the trouble makers don't get beaten by their husbands, the gentle ones get married to good men, which is life. like the case of the violent ibadan woman that stabbed her husband in the neck because he once had a child before marrying her, I heard the man is a very gentle man.
you are clearly not one of the gentle ones..

keep advising others to leave their marriages while u stay in urs..

you always wait for the man to solve the problems you create..then critisize him when he fails (thats why i talked about equality that you all ask for).. Women..mtcheww!
FamilyRe: Man Batters His Wife Of 10 Years In Port-Harcourt. PICS by RealityShot: 5:28pm On Jan 18, 2017
creamylicious:
the same way he has been paying his wife"s family full salary which in turn warranted such brutal attack on his wife huh huh? mtchew
didnt you read that she is working at the airports?

please dont quote me again ..your comments dont speak well of your character or person.. Bye

everybody in the south south is now a kidnapper/militant...mtchewww..
who them come dey kidnap, you? (dont answer)
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Must Be Prepared For Future Where Oil Has Little Value,osinbajo Warns by RealityShot: 3:02am On Jan 18, 2017
WhiteNoise:
Nigeria must not be prepared for anything. Since you distanced yourself from restructuring we shall continue to run a system built on crude rents while the kinetic engine replaces the internal combustion engine & everybody else leaves for Mars angry
someone always has to be the fool, right?
well, our leaders already made that choice for us...
we stay , they go to Mars..(and send our house of assembly members the latest models of cars !!sad:

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