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shoefreak: I tell you. She is a strong one. Even me wey think say I get craze for head.

Oya sulk ooo. You hear...'suck'

Rebella, no tree go fit shield you from the arrow of my stalking. that gold one go make plenty sense. Hmmm

na to go space station ni

shoefreak: If madma chaircover catch you ehn?! She is the only onethat gets to collect reg fee oo... no say I no warn you oo.

Mizmycoli!!!! Welcome!!!

That there...*points at the pretty with the skewer** is edwife

That...**points at the fine guy with the huge and cuddly dog** is royal Roy, he started the thread

**points at the nerdy dork** she is naijababe

**points at the super curvy with intense stare** she is ewuro5

**points at the cute guy looking all serious** he is r231... he has 203 wives already...

**points at the lady with d cute baby** that's lyndaroyce

**points at the woman with shiny skin** she is chillisauce

**points at the pretty running after the kid** that's efemanaxy

**poinst at the fair damsel** that's cococandy aka lorettau

**points at the super hot chic** that's rebella, she has all the singles answers. She doesn't know I been stalking her ooo

.....update later


Welcome!!!

I have bought two range rover evoques for chaircover, so I'm now in charge of registration fees, I have to save up to buy my own gold plated evoque. Stalking me ke !! *runs to hide under the mango tree*

fr3do: #Vomits on thread

U don carry belle, dis one u dey vomit for thread. its nothing to be disgusted about. If you are in the medical field you'll see a lot more disgusting stuff.

carefreewannabe: You can use an ovulation calculator online. Google ovulation calculator.

Note that there is no 100 % safety with any family planning method and like some posters said, after many successful years with this method, there came a day when it failed them. Be careful.

Actually, the ovulation calculator works for most women not all women, some women ovulate after the 15th day. i feel the most reliable and cost effective way to know if you are ovulating is by monitoring the cervical mucus.

Ceasar1: Lol, I've been Keep waiting here for almost an hour.
Please how much is the registration fee Ma'am.

Just pay 300k into my acct, lolz

Toynex and caesar don't mind them , I collect all registration fees and I give authentic receipt.
Damiso pls your husband should resolve the matter as civilly as possible. When something doesn't belong to you it won't last in your hands, his sibling won't understand how the money will finish, that is why robbers are never rich.

withdrawal method is not effective, look for other more effective methods of family planning

dotmanz: A lot of extraordinary thins happened that I hate to say out for any reason, due to some people's faith and believes. There are ways to know when a man is going through some emotional abuse, such people are always the first to get to the office, and always the last to vacate the premises for the day. I can remember vividly, I was always awake praying it get dawn on time to enable me shoot out of the house.. And when others are happily closing with anxiety to meet their loved ones they've so helplessly missed, I start thinking again, how would I enter that house, what cld happen upon entering the house again.. Sometimes I sleep for hours, resting my head on my table, start going home around 10pm. Just to limit the time spending at home. A friend of mine who had a similar problem like mine, not as much as mine anyway, a navy officer, I was at Zarria when I got a call from a friend that his wife collected the guy's military weapon, (knife) used it on her husband and all effort by doctors to save his life was fruitless.

This is a guy I knew very well.. He was being mindful of what the society would take him for, if he decided to break out of marriage that hasn't lasted 2years. Most time we share ideas and experiences. Together and console eachother. That was how the woman killed the Naval guy and flared..

A lot of men have lost their lives to this barbaric act from women but it is never publicized..

I hope the woman is in jail right now, As for your wife being a nlder I ain't surprised we have all kinds of people here, from the sane both offline and online to the sane online and crazy offline

When more and more men start to speak up against abuse of their gender, the less society looks down at those men that are being abused by their spouses and partners, soon it will become the norm for both men and women to be held accountable. SAY NO TO ABUSE

Check Ebeano and health plus in Lekki, I saw some there over the weekend

Chillisauce: Rebella. ... Hmmmm.
Wey my share?.
EFCC... Abeg elaborate this story. You can't just come and type small thing here jor. Tenks

chilisauce, gist no go kill you oh! Money don finish teytey. Apparently, he was into 419, his businesses were a front for his real 419 business. He has been into it for over 10 years and he just got caught last month. 99 days for the thief...
I suspected something was up while we were dating but I didn't have enough evidence.
I remember how he would be very broke 1 minute and the next throwing cash away without any turnover of his goods.

So sorry for your loss naijababe, may her soul rest in peace.
Welcome back Ypp

O boy !! See correct gist
Damiso's story reminds me of mine, ex was loaded plenty, nice cars, moved to a nice house on the island, when it came to spending oh boy!! Bros can spend like there's no tomorrow.
At a point in time I realised that his so called businesses couldn't be bringing in all that money and he claimed not to be doing any thing on the side. I called it quits with him for various reasons amongst that. Only for my present bf over the weekend to be giving me solid gist of how my ex is now cooling his heels with EFCC

Congrats ladygogo, lovely gown.
Damiso try bkunique hair, their products are good. I ordered off aliexpress once and I basically threw £200+ down the drain, the weave tangled and shed luke no man's business. I had to throw it away after a few days use

I can totally relate to this, on average it takes me 2 hours to wash my hair... the actual washing, deep conditioning, coffee/ tea rinse, detangling etc. I did the inversion method for 3 days and stopped.... was tired of explaining what I was doing upside down

@ shoefreak and the other members of the fun room happy new month !! stay blessed Xo !!

LyndaRoyce: I think you should embark on your journey without your 1yr and 4months old son.
He'll definitely cry,because he missed his mom(rather he miss the br3ast ) but that doesn't mean he'll fall sick from crying....... He may; he mayn't.....all babies ain't thesame.
BTW, when do u intend to wean your 1yr&4months old boy? This is the best opportunity! Kill two birds with a single stone!
As regards to how he would sleep, he may cry blood&ice on the 1st/2nd night but the rest nights will be peaceful(probably with nwee nwee(cry)). So worry less.
Your husband seems quite comfortable with his suggestion. So I urge u to buy his opinion.
Your baby will be fine......
Save trip dear.

Hello everyone!
Welcome back chaircover!
Missed you like "kilode"..."Kiloshele"...
How have u been dear?
Welcome once again...

Hmmmmmm aluta and apollo una never still fix the date?? My lil bride's maid gown don dey big pass me ooo.
Donxavier... Welcome back too....
Edwife royal roy chillisause efemena sheofreak rebella and everybody...I dey greet oo

Hi Lynda, your little one is such a cutie

Aww chaircover,
Since the crash some oldies have gone. No more ypp, Jk , ewuro ..

Ujujoan: Poor woman . . . having to pay for another person's negligence. Terrible!!!

But seriously sha, we need orientation on this Car seat issue here in 9ja. I've been accused of doing 'shakara' because I don't let my daughter ride without being fastened in her car seat.

Most of these women will rather spend money on designer clothes for their kids, than a car seat. It's just not a necessity around here.

May God help us all!!!

shakara on top of your child's safety ? na wa for some people. if you tell the average religious Nigerian about the safety consequences, typical response will be God forbid! it is not our portion. I just can't deal jare

baby124 is right, pls faakay get the help you need first before thinking of marriage and world domination

damiso: @rebella that is so sad Gosh

I think child car seats should be enforced with hefty fines like 100k if you are caught without one.Same way seat belts were enforced In Lagos.Nigerians tend to react better to draconian laws.

Exactly! Why must we be forced to do something that ensures we are safe.
@cococandy, I just can't begin to imagine what she must be going through killing a 3 year old by mistake.I doubt she'll ever drive again.
Please continue disturbing your sister inlaw on the car seat issue. There are some accidents we can prevent.

I am so mad right now. I was driving out during break time today, on the road a mother (I think) had her daughter probably around 18 months standing in the front passenger's seat with a seat belt strapped to her. If the woman had hit her brake suddenly that little girl would have hit her head hard on the dash board and may sustain serious injuries. On seeing the danger, I drove up beside her and told her what she was doing was dangerous, that she should get her daughter a car seat. In typical daft response, she asked me to go and buy for her. SMH

As I just got off the phone with my SO narrating the negligence of some parents, my friend called me to tell me how her inlaw's wife has been arrested for killing a boy. The child's mum owns a store next to the inlaw's store and the mum left him to roam round the street, until he went and slept off under the woman's car at dusk, only for the woman to move her car forward crushing the boy's head!! and instead of them to blame the careless mum who didn't even realise her child was missing, the blamed the woman. seriously how many people bend to check if there's a child or an animal under their car.
I just dey vex

dre11: not all dates leads to marriage.....
So before going far...... we gats to meet
thats what i said in mah first post here



so, skype is the steping stone if the distance is soooo much

ok cool! I get you, I initially thought you meant being in a relationship with someone you haven't met before

Dre11, so you're saying you can date someone via skype without actually meeting the person. Call me old fashioned but its cray cray. I can't date someone without actually touching the person. For me, I feel. Its okay if you maintain a relationship via skype and other means after dating the person closely, but to start a relationship on skype na...

Social media to determine someone's true character, that's a no. Both parties can pretend till thy kingdom come. When people even pretend when you are with them how much more offline.
For me I use all means available to me to check. I know what I was able to know about someone through a simple google search.

@Op I think for someone that gets bored easily like you, you should go for someone spontaneous.great points 5minsmadness!

Babymama1: I am surprised she didn't bring out drip

Drip is a regular thing. She was kept over night for observation and of course she was given drip. Smh for our health care.

A few weeks ago, my sister had an attack and her inhaler wasn't doing anything to improve the situation. I rushed her to the hospital in the middle of the night. On getting to the hospital with my sister gasping for air, the stupid nurse asked my sis to sit down while she checks for her pressure and temperature.
I had to scream and shout at her to get a nebulizer, before her brain decided to boot.