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Family / Re: My Husband Kicked Me Out After A DNA Test Revealed He Wasn’t My Daughter Dad by RebirthPhoenix(m): 6:05pm On Apr 27
Righteousness2:
Whatever be the MATTER!
Ensure you Have the spirit of GOD so you dont allow the devil to destroy you in the name of Dna or whatever.
The Spirit of GOD is more accurate than Science .

These are the Endtimes! And the one whose assignment is to Kill , Steal and Destroy is on rampage to do what he knows best.

Having a DNA is not a bad thing but Having and walking in the Spirit of GOD is most important because Many things are Spirtually orchestrated.


Science , technology, Machines no matter how sophiscated could still Mislead you.

The Spirit of GOD Cannot Mislead you.

Very unintelligent talk
Business / Re: 1 Dollar Is Now ₦‎1,070 by RebirthPhoenix(m): 2:53pm On Apr 13
blancsn1:
Which North ask you Igbos to join in any looting. You are just vomiting rubbish from your ipob foolishness.

Where n when did the North ask you Igbos to join them looting truck because I know very well I never received such call as a Yoruba base in Yorubaland ?

So Igbo should rest now when you were all over Fulani when Buhari was president n now all over the superior Yoruba since Tinubu became president you do not know they need rest ?

Your level of foolishness does not amaze me anyway, it's a common trait among your likes. You foolishly assume you own monopoly to call others out but do not want to be pay in same coin. I have news for you this is how you n your likes will be jumping from thread to thread as calling you out is a present / future continuous action throughout the 8 years of Bola Ahmed Tinubu so beta buckle up n sit tight for the ride.



This one just dey type id!0t id!0t since
Agriculture / Re: My Trap Caught A Bush Rat, Let Me Teach You How To Make Bush Rat Soup! by RebirthPhoenix(m): 10:17am On Nov 25, 2023
Marketgists:
They don't eat the tail of this animal. It is a poison

This one done carry wetin her grandmama tell her come nairaland.

Rest kwanu!

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Religion / Re: Can A Genuine Christian Guy Plait His Hair? by RebirthPhoenix(m): 12:50pm On Sep 17, 2023
Righteousness2:
A man plaiting his hair is an abomination. It Don't deceive yourself with grammars.


I avoid people like you at all cost,, religion truly is the opion of the masses

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Education / Re: App Used To Create Fake UTME Result Uncovered by RebirthPhoenix(m): 7:09am On Jul 05, 2023
[quote author=SarakiBukola post=124219124][/quote]


You will be ok bro
Education / Re: App Used To Create Fake UTME Result Uncovered by RebirthPhoenix(m): 11:08pm On Jul 04, 2023
SarakiBukola:
grin

JAMB should investigate even the Number 1 score.

We all know those notorious for miracle centers. 99% of their "graduates" used fake results. No wonder Tinubu, their worst enemy manipulated their hatred into his victory without them realising they were used.

That girl with fake results shouldn't mess with Prof Oloyede, JAMB registrar. He was the no-nonsense VC of University of Ilorin.

Her NECO results might also be investigated and proven fake ooo.

19 years old still doing JAMB is obviously like 3rd Class Peter Obi... a D-U-L-L-A-R-D. These days people graduate University and not Secondary School at that age.

Now tribalism has eaten over your liquid brain, maybe you can now rest,,
st*pidity shouldn't be a virtue to be proud of
Romance / Re: I Want To Marry Her But Discovered This Thing by RebirthPhoenix(m): 10:20am On May 15, 2023
lovediehatelive:
I met this pretty homely girl sometimes ago.

She was reluctant the first time I toasted her and won't want to date me. However, I persisted till she succumbed.

She's everything I want in a lady. She didn't want to visit me when we started dating until one day I promised that I won't touch her.

She visited and was so graceful that I thanked the heavens for sending my soul mate to me.

We discussed a bit and I made her feel comfortable because she was really uneasy.

As promised, I didn't touch her. She felt so free that she rested her head on my chest.

The urge to kiss her became so strong, but I resisted.

What's the use of spoiling things now when she can be mine forever?

She later left and we became really close from then.

I was happy because she's madly beautiful yet so down to earth.

I was thinking she is a virgin but I needed to clarify.

So one day, I used talk to bring talk and stylishly told her a bit about some rough life of my past for her to feel uncomfortable.

She later opened up to me about her first kiss and how the guy went on to have sex with her even though he promised her nothing will happen.

She was 19 years then.

Since then she stopped visiting guys and is no longer in contact with the guy.

She swore that she hasn't kissed or had sex since then.

Now she's 23.

The thing is I really deeply love this girl because she's just exactly what I needed. But I promise myself that I will marry a virgin and nothing else.

My love for this girl is beginning to affect my thinking.

Should I ditch her and keep looking for a virgin?

Or should I continue with her?

I'm planning to see her people this December.

If pikin dey write the whole world they know,
You Just come for national forum dey type !d!ot
Politics / Re: Results On INEC Portal Show Peter Obi, Not Tinubu, Won In Rivers - Premium Times by RebirthPhoenix(m): 9:02pm On Apr 16, 2023
yarimo:
And results also shows TINUBU won in Anambra, abia, ENUGU and plateau state


Ode

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Romance / Re: Isoko Man Leaves A Beautiful Young Lady Heartbroken And In Tears by RebirthPhoenix(m): 5:38pm On Apr 06, 2023
Rokiat:
This one is still a small girl. She will learn soon that you don’t cry over these f..u.ck boys.

Billions of di..cks in the world and you crying over a man what sort of fuckery is this? Nonsense.


Rokiat,,, u no supposed to dey fast

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Family / Re: My Mother's Friend Advised My Mother To Disown Me by RebirthPhoenix(m): 9:50am On Nov 10, 2022
Clearly you sef disown your english teacher, cry

But u sef check am,, to dey Mumu never tire you

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Politics / Re: No Igbo Man Can Win Presidency In 2023: Orji Kalu Writes Off Peter Obi by RebirthPhoenix(m): 7:41pm On Sep 20, 2022
BATified2023:
This is the bitter truth they won’t want to swallow


Mix the bitter truth inside cup drink am.. Mk e cure your jungle fever
Politics / Re: 2023: Atiku Is A Veteran Loser, I Don't Know Peter Obi - Governor Aminu Masari by RebirthPhoenix(m): 6:02pm On Aug 25, 2022
[quote author=Abdul05 post=116054481]who knows Peter obi for North? Absolutely no-
body ,whatsoever.... grin grin grin



Let us assume that obi wins the federal election ...

how would the northern oligarchies relate with him..? It is hopeless... grin


You no get talk

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Kano Has 10,000 Mosques But Only 25 Hospitals - Reno Omokri by RebirthPhoenix(m): 6:46am On May 04, 2020
SIONKPO1:

Ignorance and hate is unhealthy

It's not hate or ignorance, Religion is the Opium of the people.
But weda or not we actually pay tax, we know our govt wuld still do nothing for the masses
Religion / Re: Which Of The Church Musical Instruments Do You Know How To Play? by RebirthPhoenix(m): 9:23am On May 19, 2019
wunmi590:
Good morning fellow nairalanders,

I was in my old church last week Sunday, and I discovered that alot has changed, majority of the young alter server have learnt how to make use of one or two musical instrument, and I was wow.

My set never had the intention then to be an alter server and still learn how to play one of the church musical Instruments, all our mind then was to become a priest, which alot of my set are now priest in their different parishes.

It is a beautiful thing to learn and know how to play one of the musical instrument.

Nairalanders, which of the musical instruments do you know how to play?



Choir sisters
Celebrities / Re: Appyday: Duncan Mighty Swindled Me Of N1000000 by RebirthPhoenix(m): 1:09pm On May 13, 2019
seunprodigy13:
Duncan as always been a thief...no surprise here

Dear MOD,
Please do the needful and ban this boy again, we done tire na, na wetin?
Thanks for your anticipated cooperation
Crime / Re: Pot-Bellied Man Caught On Camera Stealing At Transcorp Hilton Hotel, Abuja (Pix) by RebirthPhoenix(m): 8:06am On May 03, 2019
All this pot belly pipo sef
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Tweet by RebirthPhoenix(m): 8:20am On Jan 31, 2019
Parada:
Foolish talk from an exceedingly unintelligent human

I dnt engage with primary school children,
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Tweet by RebirthPhoenix(m): 6:57am On Jan 31, 2019
post=75278966:
Hahahaha, Dele got served!! smiley cheesy grin

SAI BABA WE LOVE.
SAI BABA WE KNOW.
SAI BABA WE WANT.


But this is damn funny mehn!


Excuse me,as a person trying to get more customers for your business on Nairaland,I recommend you stop your political sentiments,,, it will do you more harm than good.
Except you don't care to listen,,den continue, let's see how well it goes for you

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Romance / Re: 'New Year, New Boyfriends' - Slay Queen As She Shares New Year Photos by RebirthPhoenix(m): 8:48pm On Jan 01, 2019
Uyiii:
The young lady who describes herself as an "aspiring Trillionaire and day dreamer"

Lol, some oloshos can be very funny at times sha like the fvcking one we've got here.
want to be a trillionaire through oloshoism, you know how many pënis you go collect
by the time they're done with your sorry arse, you would have forgotten the oloshoic goal you set to achieve initially.

How long shall she continue to spread her legs for "trillonaire" to abide?
Literature / Re: How Good Are You With Figures Of Speech? Try This Out by RebirthPhoenix(m): 7:30pm On Dec 28, 2018
TheWritingHub:


You got the personification right. But "Michael's toad eyes" is not an oxymoron. �


"little sun can see" is not personification, but "pathetic fallacy".
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija’s Alex Wows In Bikini As She Tours Dubai (Photos) by RebirthPhoenix(m): 11:44am On Nov 25, 2018
Pidginwhisper:
Make her dubai hustle sha produce benz as Nina own produce lexus grin

For how long will she continue to spread her legs for Benz and Lexus to abide?
Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-wedding Photos Of A Pregnant Nurse And Her Engineer Husband by RebirthPhoenix(m): 7:40am On Nov 16, 2018
MrTeeo:
Chubby men rock
chubby men with slim pocket suck!!!
Crime / Re: Armed Robber Burn To Ashes In Calabar After A Failed Robbery [graphic Photo] by RebirthPhoenix(m): 12:19pm On Nov 10, 2018
Oga Op..
the only jungle justice I see here is what you have done to our poor English language
Phones / Re: Indian Couple Fall To Their Death While Taking Selfie (Photo) by RebirthPhoenix(m): 6:56am On Oct 31, 2018
shikshark:
RIP to the dead but i can bet with anything that this kind of mumuism can never happen in naija.......no tribe dey dull for here


Ain't u forgetting "Fulani herdsmen"

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo, His Wife & Children Step Out Rocking Customized Tops (Photo) by RebirthPhoenix(m): 6:29pm On Oct 02, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
d fvck u asking me shocked

wasn't asking
Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo, His Wife & Children Step Out Rocking Customized Tops (Photo) by RebirthPhoenix(m): 5:19pm On Oct 02, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I only stated a fact though. See painment


Lady I dnt even know you,d f*ck will I be pained for??
Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo, His Wife & Children Step Out Rocking Customized Tops (Photo) by RebirthPhoenix(m): 9:46am On Oct 02, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
KANU met his wife when she was but a youngling and groomed her into the woman she is today.


So?? we shuld fry agidi or what??
Dnt go and hussle,be looking for man to rebrand ur disbranded life

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Literature / Re: Ode To Independence by RebirthPhoenix(m): 8:09am On Oct 02, 2018
Thank you for this beautiful piece,,,its very empathic.
Celebrities / Re: 10 Times Ebuka Obi-Uchendu, Fashion Trendsetter Stepped Out Looking Fly (photos) by RebirthPhoenix(m): 11:22am On Sep 29, 2018
[quote author=Eaugusta post=71623908][/quote]
Is it not that Aboki
Celebrities / Re: 10 Times Ebuka Obi-Uchendu, Fashion Trendsetter Stepped Out Looking Fly (photos) by RebirthPhoenix(m): 9:40pm On Sep 28, 2018
Britishcoins:
We don't need costly clothes to look handsome

Are u madd Come on will you remove that nonsense.
Bush fish like you
,dnt go and hussle,,

Anumanu!

if they ask pipo that are fine to come out, u will bring that ur cocunut head outside,,,bia bekiafu

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Romance / Re: It Pains Me To Accept That I'm Training Girls For Others To Lash by RebirthPhoenix(m): 7:38pm On Sep 28, 2018
tee59:
So we should pity you now or fry water?

My dear,we rather fry water than pity this old man

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