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MangekyoAlt:
I swear. Na Wetin make me like messi be this. Dude sticked with one lady all his entire life.
That one if one bitch pop outta somewhere today and accuse messi of sexual assault, even the family of the bitch no go take am serious.

Mason's girlfriend has been with him since he was probably 14. So what's your point?

TechspeciaIist:

That pet own ehn weak me.
Can you imagine the late rapper dmx was sentenced to jail just because of his violence against his own dogs

For real?

ignis:
The world is gradually moving away from crude oil.
Very soon crude oil will become obsolete and useless like coal.

Not in the next 40 years

Mrkumareze:
Wrong decision at the wrong time.. leave politics publicly so you can succeed in your business.. accepting such post from Surpreme Court Governor, who's relationship with state political actors and citizens aren't in good shape will amount to disaster...
No be every door wey open you enter

You are wise

Bigchristo:
so actually cashout both in verses and money

Yeah. And that burna boy verse is worth something close to 5million naira or more

mikywonder:
Seems its time we men will start cursing dis girls too

Spot on.

Kaykaydavid1919:
Idiot so Burna Boy is now ur Jesus can't u go to d altar roll their and pray to ur God to bless u. Mumu boy. Can Burna boy give u 1M? When u don't av puna. Highest 20k. Messing ur self because of chicken change. Foolish idiot. Lazy youth dat brainless man is talking about. Go and look for work fool.

Burna boy actually gave him $3K and a free verse. I. am not approving of his methods, but he definitely got what he wanted

Kajaard:
Fear women. Most can kill without remorse.

Most especially rejected or jilted women. Their instant love will turn into instant hatred faster than the speed of light.

Fear what? If they attack you, attack them brutally too at a speed faster than light.
It's this "fear women" nonsense that is giving them audacity to do nonsense

dyera:
The post says 300 million streams, Op wrote 1 billion streams in topic. Op must have smoked weed before creating this thread.

Meanwhile Davido has quit music to focus on the battle for inheritance of their father's company among the Adeleke siblings.

You have comprehension issues. 300 million streams on AudioMack, but 1 billion streams across all platforms (YouTube, AudioMack, boomplay, Spotify , Apple music, Pandora etc)

KiNg0G:
am old enough to father your father thats for sure.

we all know coke and any other assorted drinks with high caffeine are dangerous to the body system.


i stopped my addiction with my own hands, didn't wait for my wife to point me reasons before I stopped.

that' what made me a man.

something a baby like you won't understand.

You are a comprehensive idiot. Are we talking about you? or the person you quoted (lalasticlala). You realized you had an addiction and you room steps to overcome it. Fine!
Was my comment about a comparison between you and the person you quoted (lalasticlala)?

If he needed his wife's observation and comments for him to realize that drinking coke everyday was destructive to his health, how does that make him a SIMP?

Where did he inisnuate that his wife used a form of MANIPULATION to get him to stop drinking coke?

Do you even know what a SIMP is?

If you are truly old enough to be my grandpa like you said and you are here on nairaland typing incoherent nonsense, then dare I say your time on Earth is a waste of natural resources.

Little Kid with deficient reasoning faculty. You reason like a hormonal teenage girl.
I'm all for the redpill, but not stupidity.

Shegzdave:
Pls give example of tiger nuts drink??

My mum used to make it domestically. I don't really know about brands of tiger nut. But its either I make it domestically or buy it fromthe roadside sellers..

kponkedenge:
Was just having this discussion with a friend before I logged into nairaland to see this topic.
I'm not a fan of soft drinks cos of it's health implications.... I can't even remember the last time I took it.

Mostly water or malt.... But recently I've started getting used to tiger nut drinks.... I just hope there's no health ish there.

Tiger nut is very healthy... especially for your penis

Cantonese:
An old debate.

The truth still remains that come is fizzier. It takes better.

But notice that Coke and Pepsi seem to be less tasty than the ones produced abroad.

Nigerian factor. Especially the bottle ones without the red label. They just diluted the whole formula twice.

KiNg0G:
Sorry but your a simp.

He is not a simp. He is a reasonable fellow. He listened to his wife not because she is a woman, but because she presented VALID REASONS. Any normal person knows that a can of coke contains about 12 cubes of sugar alongside other preservatives including oxidizing agents which a very dangerous for health. He saw reason and decided to tow the line of reason .
Truth is truth regardless of the source

What are you? Under-18?

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Benrosaria:
I knew he was black before I saw it.

Why don’t we hear or see news of white American rappers or white Nationality anything ??

white rappers die too. Mac Miller (26), Hella Sketchy, Lil peep (21) all due to drug overdoses

Nonexisting1:
Too many simps in this forum. See all of them now claiming "quiet guys" just because a vagina person gave quiet guys some accolades. Tueh

At last someone spoke up

AngelicBeing:
Hian, penetration tester ke, Pdp and Apc tester, Aso Rock tester, wetin person no go read for nairaland.com

A penetration tester is a cybersecurity professional who checks and fixes vulnerabilities in networks

Explorers:
If Antarctica's ice sheets melted, the worlds oceans would rise by 60 to 65 meters (200 - 210ft) everywhere. And that's a disaster.

Imagine dropping 10 nuclear bombs there. Bleep up the whole world

pacespot:
I used to argue a lot about who is the best between Rambo and Jet Li as a child, it was a fun discussion that I can't wait to get into then, but Jet Li was my favorite until his death which I didn't even know until many years later

Jet li is dead?

dettolgel:
Nonso congratulations. Abeg no mind those village people and witchiwitchin wey full this thread.

Uganda got good schools with students with good head on their shoulders.

I be get one Uganda babe then ooh, them sabi give like say na handshake. Lol.

I hope you collect wella, I don't dey reason say na im you no wan come back again ooh. No he Naija girl wey dey use their own do shakara

But those girls too get marine spirit

lloydpras:
Reminiscing...how I was such a Huge Fan.

Self-acclaimed Greatest African Rapper ..Late last year, I was in Addisa ababa for vacation..I go fall my hand bragging about you.. Na Google bail me out to acknowledge your existence. They know Ice Prince.

MI wey no fit win BET.. Forming King Of Africa

So many dope songs but no video.. Baba sha just no won spend this money...common ice prince shot so many videos with crappy lyrics collect BET.

M.I was the first Nigerian to win a BET

plat0:
Learn WordPress theme and plugin development, and PHP.
In the past week, I have seen four openings for PHP developers with compensations ranging from 300k-700k(full time employment) in a code club group. Those positions are unfilled because everyone is learning Nodejs and Django.

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bestabigaelever:
I will look like that if I wear Bumshort and white tee

Are you a nurse?

Antoeni:
For What?
She Needs More Slap,
But Mr Ahmed ,you just Displayed to Nigerians that you are a Woman Beater

He is not a WOMAN beater. He is a MONSTER beater. That female creature is more of a monster than a woman.

jD32:
Hypocrite. Bloody hypocrite. It is clear from your write up that you're the devil only pretending to be innocent


You didn't write anything about what you did. Your Own roles in the issue suddenly got editted


Enjoy your enjoy, you wicked backstabber. You got what you deserved

wallai.... I would have done something to that Kennedy. Do you know that the said girl in question was cheating on Kennedy with another guy (not his best friend)? You dare disturb my life because of a hoe? Wallai you would suffer dearly...

captainbangz:
please boss, what's your take on elect.elect? currently a 2nd year student.

Elect elect is probably the best engineering course you can study in Nigeria. Make sure you are good at designing systems (whether power or electronic systems) understand most concepts from first principle and get a good 2:1 and above, publish some technical papers... and hold God tight..

Spark2:
Dear Nairaland,
I am in a state of dilemma now. Choosing between going for masters and pursuing my passion of studying medicine is quite difficult for me.

I studied chemistry Education, graduated well, served and I'm now teaching. I am barely two years into the profession and I am already tired of it. I feel I deserve a career not just a work. A career in medicine for me is something that I belive will make me happy. it's something I can do even if I'm not paid for....I'm 25 years and I feel I have no time again.

I hope to go pick up a JAMB form this week to pursue my passion and happiness. I will not want to make any mistake here. So I believe hearing from people who have been in this shoe will guide me.

Have you been in this situation?
Did you pursue your passion?
Please share your story, age at which this decision was taken and how it has impacted your life.

This will go a long way in guiding me through this critical decision.

Thank you

if you finished with a 2:1 and above why didn't you apply for a job with any of the Big four? PwC, KPMG, Delloitte and Ernst and Young? you will have a career more financially and socially rewarding than medicine will ever offer. You can still apply for PwC by Feb March next year. You should really give it a shot .

Medicine is not what it used to be in terms of prestige... except it's your one true passion

ProfAmaben:
Mihajlovic. Curve 19, freekick : 19

PS1... the good old days

moneyissweet:
This is spiritual,you need to go to any powerful cherubim church and they will send the spell back to the sender.

OP listen to this guy

Murjem:
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Its completely natural, you only take it with original honey in very warm water just lime tea.

Wish you all the best.

What's the root powder?... please share