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chronian:
They believed me to be a mermaid.

They complained so much about me that it got to a point my colleagues arranged water.

Too much Telemundo isn't good at all, some Nigerians with their mode of thinking.


**spits**

looking at your figure, you can pass to be one.

Truvel:
Rozcol, Witches/wizards Can Be Very Dangerous. They Can Cause Havoc. A Girl(A witch) Was Sent By Her Leader To Make Life Hard 4 Her Father. Dis Girl Girl Succeed In Making Her Father's Manhood To Be Swollen (arnea) Dis Man Really Suffered. Because Of Dis Illness He Couldn't Wear Trousers Or Shorts, He Always Tie Rapper Round His Waist. After D Man Did Operation, It Was Successful. After Sometime, Her Leader (A Witch Also) Told D Girl To Kill Her Father. D Girl Cried Dat She Can't Do So, Dat It's Her Father Dat Pays Her Sch Fees & Takes Care Of Her. Dat If She Does So, She Will Suffer. When D Leader's Pressure On Her Was Too Much, She Had To Confess To Her Father & Her Relative All Dat Happened. Her Leader Was Her Neighbour. When They Confronted Her, She Denied Everything. Even D Woman's Children Defended Their Mother, Dat Nobody Should Call Their Mother A Witch.

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This was in the city of Calabar right?

lessonotes:
Hmmm...it was expected. Upon all the distraction of Derek Chauvin's lawyer to dissuade from the obvious; this law profession na something else; I just dey look dey lawyer as he dey vibrate; he knows Chauvin is guilty

In as much as he is guilty, Derek was more of a sacrificial lamb as his conviction is an attempt by the Democrat party to appease the black populace of America. If this were not so, George Zillerman would not be walking free now

visijo:
wtf! this senior man na cultist?

He might not be. He could have been assasinated by hired killers.

OjukuwuHusband:
I know mid level traders who make that much tho....but anyways I doubt he actually paid for the drinks.... probably just hype and publicity stunt, you know these flatin0s love to brag alot.

That can be the annual salary of an early mid level investment banker.

Reex12:
you had big breast,wear his shirts constantly and he wasn't tempted those to massage those succulent boobs.he Bleep up sha

you are an idiot o. Didn't you read that the person in question was HER BLOOdmD BROTHER? what kind of pervert are you?

Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/the-future-of-africa-seven-times-ghana-has-beaten-nigeria-to-the-prize

Guy all your points are valid except the Twitter HQ and Obama visiting part. You make it seem like "Western validation" equals socio-political and economic advancement. That's the erroneous low self esteem thinking of African nation's (except northern Africa). Even FDI. Of what use is FDI when we don't have adequate economic structures in place to maximize value created by foreign cash inflows, retain the value, circulate the money effectively to sectors where it can generate the maximum utility as well as satisfy the economic need of the working populace? We are just here screaming FDI! cluelessly.
However, we need to give the younger generation of Nigerians some applause especially concerning their exploits in the fintech sector even in foreign academia. it's no mean feat.
So don't just write Nigeria off yet.
PS: Twitter is not even a really profitable company.

Deicide:
Does it pose any threats to my destiny

it does... heavy threat

Iamdbull:
here is where I was slapping their yansh, chai make yansh no spoil my career ooo.

check out the video on Instagram, the link to my song is in my Instagram bio too

www.instagram.com/dbullofficial

You are actually very silly. From your previous posts you have been struggling in your music career, now that you have gotten a small break.. instead of you to keep focus and give a memorable performance na yansh you go dey look. Better ignore those strippers. Some of them na bad luck

GeneralPula:
It’s all politically influenced..

And it cause Ghana is still dancing to USA tune..

It's because Ghana has better infrastructure and security You think they will be coming to be paying for Generator?

Goldbw122:
Rich people why are they always depressed? when there is enough money? I don't understand.

AKA has broken her heart countless times

Joshuazedd:
What about the lives he has wasted?

Smart question...

Mitishi:
So what happened to all the people he had killed in the course of his past? People please guide your life oooo. Imagine a robber going to heaven just a week before his death and his victims going to hell fire!����

True stuff.... Don't let any lowlife waste your life...

BluDesk:
I have been around two ladies. Even without sex money was flowing like River Niger

link me up to them. Mine can be like river venue and whem we jam na confluence

ikorodureporta:
*ITS ON
*GRAND FINALE
*MONEY POWER & RESPECT FEAT LOX
*SHUT THEM DOWN FEAT ONYX
*ITS MURDA FEAT JARULE
*WHATS MY NAME
*THE PROFESSIONAL
*THE HEAT
* WE RIGHT HERE
*X GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU
*WHO WE BE
*ONE MORE ROAD TO CROSS
*SLIPPIN
*WHAT THESE BTHES WANT
*FLESH OF MY FLESH, BLOOD OF MY BLOOD
*LOOK THRU MY EYES
*HOW IS IT GOING DOWN
*STOP BEING GREEDY
* COMING FROM
*ANGEL
*READY TO MEET HIM
*RUFF RYDERS ANTHEM
*COME BACK IN ONE PIECE FEAT AALIYAH
*PARTY UP
*SOME X SHIT
*RYDE OR DIE
Etc

Download those SONGZ & enjoy DMX to the fullest...
You may also download the full albums:
*It dark and hell is hot
*Flesh of my flesh blood of my blood
*And then there was X

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You forgot the hard hitting "Dog's out"

UNCL3:
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Please check I out, thanks...

Link in signature.

Your production and delivery is excellent

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Yankee101:
Convert to dollars

Find exchanges rates pre and post

Then recalculate to see the decline

At last a smart person. In reality considering exchange rates and purchasing power parity, I would say the NSE lost about 15-25% value in market cap during the time period.

sevo:
Inside all the things he said, this is the one that is important to you....

and how did you determine that? I am saying that if reno bases his "clapbacks" on grammatical blunders of his critics, then at the barest minimum his grammar should be impeccable

Georgekyrian:
Like when I saw Reno come on reply starting with ‘Dear’, I already know my brother in the Lord who prized the Mr with Administrative achievements is dead on arrival. I think Reno had a point with his facts, if anyone think otherwise we can discuss about the past government achievements and the present governments.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CNUwSSjBMir/?igshid=10t0rx4a3e5vv

But reno is technically wrong. "Worst" is used when the subjects on comparison exceeds 2 (I.e 3 and above). Reno said exceeds 3 (i.e 4 and above)

Hushbingo:
This is becoming serious. My girl could barely spare a day without seeing me or calling me every five minutes...

Everywhere i go, she follows. Everything i do she wants to know about it.

She's in her final year. She blackmail me by threatening suicide whenever i mention break up..

The thing is, she doesn't want to leave my house again.


There are things about her that are way beyond my expectations. Things that are secrets so i won't go into that side.

One thing is, she doesn't ask for dime from me. I only give her money out of my heart. She has spent on me more than i have spent on her...


The real mata is that i want to be a bachelor again. She won't let me be and then this her monitoring spirit everywhere i go...

Please advise me what to do.

OP... that girl is a witch.. You are in deep bondage if you have had sex with her. She wants to drain your glory and rubbish you. She does not want your money, she wants your stats...
Better break up with her and go see a genuine man of God for deliverance before you end up having wasted years or you end up in the grave.

maxwell530:
oga don't say what you are not sure of, America still get beggers on the street, you think an average American Worth $500k which I believe jazzy worth more than. if jazzy were to be an American with his net Worth in dollars, he will still be a rich man over there and live a comfortable life, $1m is a lot of money anywhere in this world even in your all great America.


what makes Nigerians think all Americans are rich is because of bad government we get down here

90% of Americans have less than $2000 in their checking accounts. When you factor in purchasing power parity, it's like saying 90% of Nigerians have less than N50,000.
America has a lot of struggling people, it's just that the system cushions the effects so people don't really feel poor. Don't mind that ignoramus, I really doubt if he has left the shores of Nigeria

banmee:
Don't blame the guy. He thought he was talking to normal intelligent homosapiens forgetting that Nigerians are not. What he saying is the plane can fly 1522m/s. That is twice the speed of sound.

twice the speed of sound is 760 meters per second. It is very achievable

Subsidybad21:
You should spend more time looking at American media pages...talkless the social media pages. Americans bash their country well well.

When Yahoo was allowing commenting on their articles, I used to lurk there. Some of the comments you read there self...makes you wonder if the US is about to break out in open war.

129 people killed in 3 months in one city alone (phillidelphia).Even Calabar the hotbed of cultist. doesn't do a quarter of such numbers in a whole year from robberies, kidnappings and gang related deaths

6.5 million that can get me a quality 2012 Benz toksis what I will spend on Yaris that is worse than a 2007 Civic? Am I mad?

bluefilm:
Just by standing beside a girl, a nigga is already developing a serious hard on abi?

Tufiakwa.

Only God knows what is going on thru his mind at that moment the picture was being taken.

Tufiawetin? When they say eat healthy and avoid alcohol and recreational drugs, you would not hear. Some people have hardons when waking up from sleep in the morning that lasts as long as 2 hours without any sexual stimulation. That's the epitome of virility, It doesn't mean he is sex starved. People like that don't have issues with weak erection or PE. I am like that, sometimes sex could go on for multiple rounds without losing the erection, rather it gets harder after each ejaculate.
I will actually feel extremely disturbed if I woke up in the morning without a hard erection or if I stood very close to a pretty lady without feeling "something".
And No I'm not a pervert, I have been consciously celibate for over 4 years (never done soapy).

Excercise, eat vegetable protien, eat fruits, avoid alcohol, smoking and drugs

Patrioticbreed9:
yes!

But I thought you said you are fair in complexion? That pic shows a dark skinned person

Hugomexis:
My sister has always been telling me about a particular notorious cult guy who has been making advances towards her.

I don't live in same area with her so I wouldn't know.

She told me anytime she passes, the guy would beckon on her to come and when she refuses as usual, he'd make lewd remarks towards her.

I always laugh it off because I thought that's where it'd end until she called me crying that the guy slapped and seized her phone.

I asked her what happened and she said she was going to buy something from a nearby market late in the evening, she saw him and he cat called her. She ignored him and he called her a harlot then she replied him by saying he's stupid and foolish.

Then he came for her, slapped her and seized her phone.

I was furious. I quickly dialled the number of my soldier friend to organise 8 soldiers that would follow me there.I wired him 100k to buy drinks for them.

He organised them for me and together we took private car to where my sister stays.

We got there and we couldn't find the bastard so we arrested his folks who he smokes with till they can produce him. After threatening them, they led us to his location.

On seeing the bastard, I just rush am better slaps before my army friends come give am better marching and flogging with frog jump.

See the way the fool was crying and shedding mucus like the bastard he is. I wanted to lock him up in panti for two weeks where he will never see light and food but due to the begging from the community, I let him off with a stern warning that if dem born him and his stupid cult well, make him touch my sister again.

I go let am know the difference between six and half a dozen.

OP you are brutal, but you are not wise. You should have made them sign an undertaking with SARS that should anything happen to your sister, that cultist and his gang would be held responsible and fully prosecuted. That guy might decide to leave that area and go ahead and harm your sister as a parting gift and you would not be able to do anything about it because they are not legally implicated.
Sometimes it's not about showing how "powerful" you are, but it's about using your smarts to determine and achieve the objective goal which in this case is the safety of your sister

Humchi:
What the op wrote and inciting the ladies to do is one of the reasons why ladies will remain unmarried, forming hard to get is one of the things that turns me off in a lady...

People like me, who is interested in a lady and when it happens that i am trying to get her and she is like ignoring me, i would forget her because i can't force myself on you...

Have it in mind that i may not even have the idea that you are forming but i'm likely going to take it as you are not interested in me and i can't love who i will force to love me...


Secondly, i respect women who have the boldness to express their feeling towards me..
I would even treat her like a queen..

After all i have said, my point is you should know that not all men are the same..

Some will take you as cheap, while some won't..

Op you are in company with flirts..

It is simple...

You just spoke my mind. Plus not all guys are freaked by their looks, for me intelligence does it, not just academic, but sharp, fast,problem solving intelligence that is blended with total "down to earthedness". I just hate caste systems even when the lines are defined by percieved differences in intellect

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1. Teddy A lives a fake ass lifestyle. Only fake people have sex in the toilet with people who are not their spouse

2. Oh babymama, you knew Teddy's lifestyle yet you opened your toto for him to release sperm inside.

In conclusion, you both are shitholes

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