Lolzzz 😂. Kids can be very funny. I love dem so much and I don't get tired of playing with them.
Anyone that don't like children is an alien to me. I run from such people.

Wow!!! Congratulations to you dear. Thanks for making Nigeria proud again.

This is so hilarious... This generation has done it all.. Nothing is left.

Periodt

siofra:
She will NOT break Hilda's record

Happiest birthday to you angel. You're truly blessed. Enjoy your day.

Akpakpava road in Benin city. Benin people and Italy.

ednut1:
As we speak some people are getting ready for this journey from akpapava road in ( fill in the gaps) heading to katsina to agadez to tripoli

This is getting really interesting... Hope these happy boys know what they're doing.

The pastor was too quick in laying curses on them na, haba. But those boys are just ingrates.

Congratulations dear.... accolade well deserved.

Meanwhile Dammy is trying her best however...

So pathetic.... Some church doctrines are meant for the poor. The high and mighty are above such laws. Yinmu

VinnyBaba:


So Remi is a 2ND or 3RD wife, but RCCG made her a Pastor?

Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha.... 'Send agbero to scatter the event' got me rolling

SultanOfAbia:
Nigerians have what I call I Better Pass You Syndrome (I.B.P.Y.S)

Out of all records to break you choose to unbreak your fellow sister record.
You have records like.

First to swallow fufu for 13 hours.
First to collect oriamo flogging for 13 hours
First to jump Army barracks fence while sagging your pants and smoking Igbo.

These are world records
That nobody has broken
Instead of you to have your own lane and make history
You decide to unbreak and snatch your fellow woman record

If I be Hilda Baci
I will send Agberos to scatter the event.

That means you burnt 400 naira per hour for the 5 hours your gen was on(7pm-12am)
400×5= #2000.

Imagine running same package for the 7days in a week, then multiply it by 4weeks in a month.

Hmmmmm!!! You're living above the middle class. You're doing well. God bless your hustle (if it's legit)

DesChyko:
That's down to the vendor. Luckily, for the vendor around my workplace, I simply order for a meal when I need to and I have a fixed amount I pay over a number of months now. I do not have to bother about the changes.

However, I think my heart has been beating strangely since I bought petrol of #2000 for my generator and it ran only from 7 PM until 12 AM 😶

No probs about that... it's a good thing that he's closer (just like anyone else) to realizing if it's fantasy or fairytale. Since he feels the Holy Bible is mere fallacy.

Very true... They marry and live within their enclave till death.

larrybabanla:
I learnt ikwere people don't travel 🤷🤷

The Emperor, the Don, Agu. Thanks for this wonderful qoute abi words on marble.

MrBrownJay1:


leaving a child by itself during sex is exactly the same as leaving a child by itself when you fall asleep at night...

This story reminds me of "The Guardian" by John Grisham. Indeed there are Marshalls and Lawyers who can dig through very cold cases which could drag for decades until a conclusive end is achieved. This is only possible in the western world.... Sadly not possible in my dear country Nigeria.

Smokeybrain:
Of what use is this story pls? Naija wahala at the moment pass this story walahi.

Trekking continues!

Only 2,000 staff strength from Waec. Shouldn't they be thinking on how to employe more hands?

Who says the Waec staff are not also guilty of the leaked examination questions
I weep for my country. Students have lost the zeal to read with the assurance that questions must drop few minutes to the commencement of the exam.
It's terrible

FreeStuffsNG:
WAEC to prosecute 56 website operators for leaking WASSCE questions



https://nairametrics.com/2023/06/01/waec-to-prosecute-56-website-operators-for-leaking-wassce-questions/

Wow!!!

RingRoadMafia:
Na small boy, he's just trying to look intimidating

BTW, why is nairaland avoiding the first family? In 2015 they didn't let us rest with photos of Zarah Buhari and Kiki Osinbajo.

Now they don't want to show us Tinubus ashawo daughters that are BDSM prostitutes in Los Angeles

Guy you're seeing nibo? Oga no go plank the wrong person head oooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I take God name abeg you.

DamnnNiggarr:
correcting him sincerely.

that's if it's what he meant to write though.

Everything shouldn't be politics you know.

we're first humans before politicians.
unknown to us, we might even be colleagues or close friends, interacting on daily basis, but nairaland being a faceless forum, who knows you might even be this guy that I'm seeing
from where I'm seated now.

NzogbuNzogbu
Leodeking

Oya na...fear go let una refuse?
Abeg make her fans respond fast oooo before she blow powder on top their heads
This Mama that likes acting witchcraft roles in almost all her movies.

Omihanifa:


https://punchng.com/actress-iya-gbonkan-begs-fans-for-car/

No mind dem, na bad belle dey worry dem.If e easy make dem travel and see.

gmacnoms:
Village people no do pass like that. Thanks for the comment

What are they burning a police station for nitori Olorun?

Haaahahahaha !!!!

Lovekeys:
Haba, what in the name of Habakuk is this? 🥺😂😂

This is so so funny. I love what you're doing, atleast it's fun reading from your adventure. Those people that aren't happy with this your story are the real problem we have with village people.

gmacnoms:
The air hostess ask me wetin I want. I responded with “hot chocolate” , because my wife don tell me say our tea (bournvita, milo and milk, etc) na hot chocolate them Dey call am outside balablue.

Na so babe say no “hot chocolate”. Haaaaa!!!!

Na so I say oya give me that thing you are sharing. She couldn’t understand. I had to point to someone close to me having the something, because I cared not. Sha ko wa, whatever it was.

Na so babe asked “you mean coffee?” Na so I halla “Yes”, coffee. Na so we take settle that one.


As she give me coffee, na I say “oya give me d oda one”. Babe looked confused. I had to point to another person eating the thing. And she asked “you want sandwich?” Aunty, oya “EGBE KINIYEN WA, EMILOKAN”. At that moment, I Understood Asiwaju’s plight

When I collected the sandwich and coffee. It felt like I won a trophy that arsenal couldn’t.

Even my son was so happy and proud of me, when he saw me returning with trophies.

I no even remember to snap until I finish am.

you're so wicked... lolzzz

Toks2008:
When I see an extremely outwardly beautiful lady claiming virgin, I usually have a level of respect for such lady.

But not when a lady no too dey attractive... Apparently she is not getting too much pressure so it is expected.

*Yee who stone me*

[quote author=Soylife post=123319947]How is this possible?.. maybe she removed the pan from fire then started whyning herself with this.

This goes along to tell the type of families those lil demons come from. This is so sick

Can't anyone post the picture of this his wife for once? Atleast let's see what she looks like. Mtchewww!!!

It's just so sad.

CHoccolaTE:


If na me, I would leave his house for him. How can you send my mother away so rudely? If she didn't put in effort to train me properly you would not have liked me enough to marry me so don't assume that I will put you first before her because I married you.

Oga poster you just disrespected your poor mother inlaw because she's not handy. If she was wealthy and influential, I don't think you'd have the balls to shun her from your home the way you did.

Chai... This is indeed a message to all mothers/ fathers. Build your castle, make hay while the sun shines so that one son in-law/ daughter in-law will not see you as thrash in your old age.

Anybody tell my mom that shit, we die there.

God bless you my brother. We're thinking alike.

Krublog:
The widow don threaten them to debunk the allegations or never see the kids again.

This is according to sources privy to the matter.

Next you'd read will be battle for the kids.

Heads up:
The kids will not attend their father's funeral.

You heard it from me first...