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Forum Games › Re: 3words Per Post: Part 2a by rhymz(m): 5:36pm On Mar 14, 2010

@nellaluv
bitching wif Moi
U go cry-O

Romance › Re: Vero's Ladies Bar by rhymz(m): 5:13pm On Mar 14, 2010

(Crashes in with his gang). . . Geeez. . . Luks like an all-female bar,interesting. . .Um. . Who is in charge here?
Hey bartender! Get me and my boyz a cocktail of zobo,kunu and shekpe. . . Hehehehe. . . U give lap dances here too?

Forum Games › Re: 3words Per Post: Part 2a by rhymz(m): 12:14pm On Mar 14, 2010

@nellaluv
dont want to. . .
I over do. .
now shut Up!

Fashion › Re: How Wud You React If Someone Wore The Same Clothes As You At A Party? by rhymz(m): 9:01am On Mar 14, 2010

I wont even bother wearing that clothe again to any serious engagement,I wouldn't want sb comparing me to sb else on that basis.

Forum Games › Re: 3words Per Post: Part 2a by rhymz(m): 6:12am On Mar 14, 2010

4ck ya all!

Politics › Re: Cattle Dealers On Strike Starting Monday by rhymz(m): 5:15am On Mar 14, 2010

Funny enough, the strike will ve an even worse effect on an average Hausa man in the business than anyone else. . . .like I ve always argued, This strike is dumb and will achieve almost nothing, at best,the government will pay lips service to them and the mugus will fall for it then may be after a month or two,it will be biz as usual. Yes the cost of food items ve gone up as a result of the strike but I see a very dangerous precedence here cos this looks more like a power game to me.Who knows 2moro,the south could come up with its own retinue of excuses and unleash terrible hardship on the ppl in the other divide.Anyway let's see what will come out of this frivolous and fruitless game of wits. . . .

Politics › Re: Army Fights Back, Says Gov Jang’s Statement Embarrassing, Display Of Naivety by rhymz(m): 9:31pm On Mar 12, 2010

edoyad:
Almajiri, have you read the recent UNDP statistics on poverty in Nigeria ? LOL bet you haven't.
Ok just incase you can't read, it was discovered that the poorest parts of Nigeria are the North east followed by North west with the middle belt following and the south west above us, but being better off than you roaches. I won't even go into literacy level cos that would give you night mares
You ignoramuses keep saying we have billionaires but guess what ? You don't have a middle class. After your IBB and Dangote there's just a group of almajiris. Do you know the richest man in the world is a Mexican ? How has that stopped them from dying to enter the US. Do you know the 4th largest economy in the world is Germany ? I'm sure you know Saudi has more billionaires than Germany but Germany is by far richer than your gods.
I'm sure what i'm saying is a bit complex for almajiri comprehension but i could sink down to your level if i have to.

whoevever this is directed to has been killed and buried,This is K.O. . Lol

Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by rhymz(op): 10:27am On Mar 09, 2010

Samshoz
every r/ship doesn't always ve happy ending. . . The thing is, u enjoy it while it lasts.
Like chrisrock has just told U, answer the question and 4get abt the happy ending shyt!

Politics › Re: Cattle Dealers On Strike Starting Monday by rhymz(m): 10:46pm On Mar 08, 2010

aisha2:
My Dear, its not a North and south Issue if you take your time to read the interview you will read their problems. What the Dealers are saying is that, they are being overtaxed and harrased at the end of the day after driving on the horrible nigerian roads and sleeping on the streets for 6 days to get to the south east to supply food, due to levies, illegal levies form illegal grous they make no profit, the stirke is meant to call Government attention to thier plight and call agberos and area boys to order. That is it.

First & foremost, I find Ur use of "my dear" to address me insulting and demeaning, u barely even know me, neither am I dear to U.
Now back to the topic, I am not the type to jump onto a thread without reading thoroughly what the topic is about,if there is anyone who is showing a lack of understanding of the topic,it is U. Obviously,U already have a mindset, it doesn't matter what anyone says, U re here to do one thing and that is to defend the north(which is ok as long as U do it within the confines of truth and justice) irrespective of how irresponsible and politically suspicious their action is. I shudder with disbelief at Ur grasp of the topic when U keep claiming it's not a "north-south thing".So tell us in all Ur infinit wisdom who the northern traders are threatening to cut food supply to? U ve deliberately decided to turn a blind eyes to the absurdity and implications of such action.The question is, what exactly do they hope to achieve? If it is to get FG and probably the southern states governors' attention, then why should an ordinary southerner who experiences thesame problem as him be the one to bear the brunt? Do U correct one wrong done by doing another one? May be the actions of the ND millitants should be justified afterall, they too kidnap,vandalize and cause mayhem because of the FG's neglect, while they are at it, they can as well cut crude oil supply to the north as a the president is from the north and our politics is dominated by those crooks in the north.The point is, thier grievances are not misplaced but their intended action is. Stop painting another situation that makes the north look like the victim and the south the devil's den. Until U learn to look at issues criticalyl then I suggest U hold Ur breath and save us the subtle tribalism.

Politics › Re: Plateau Massacre : Police arrest 377 suspects, prosecute 162 by rhymz(m): 1:44pm On Mar 08, 2010

kosovo:
Most humans think he/she is superior to the next person, that's pathetic if you ask me.
your case is not different from that myopic ideology

Politics › Re: Cattle Dealers On Strike Starting Monday by rhymz(m): 7:55am On Mar 08, 2010

@aisha
what exactly is Ur point? Are trying to insinuate that the south has wronged the north hence punishment by starvation should be meted out to them. . . Na wa to U o!

Politics › Re: Cattle Dealers On Strike Starting Monday by rhymz(m): 7:26pm On Mar 07, 2010

Dis Guy:
useless thread, when an educated person decide to deliberately skew headlines just for reaction you can tell he/she is more than jobless

funny thing is its not only northern traders experiencing this

oh please the struggle between south north is only in your head and several people on nairaland, last time i check nobody on the street of Lagos gave two shyte about this internet struggle

when tank driver go on strike, nobody equates it to a political move but when traders who have genuine concerns raise a voice its political

Mr U are missing the point with Ur very simplistic analogy. No1 is saying thier concerns are not valid, what we are saying is that the methods they want to apply are misplaced and suspicious.It's not like there is any law down south that says every northern trader should be over taxed or exploited,this is a general problem that is not limited to northern traders, go to alaba,yaba mkt,oshodi,ariaria,onitsha mkt etc ask every importer what they go through in the hands of the nigerian customs and its likes when clearing their wares.The problem of over-taxation(illegal and legal) and extortion are what every trader go through.It is totally irresponsible for any group or individual to turn it into south-north issue and in the process punish innocent ppl,that's where I flaw the ppl handling these associations.If they are going to take action,it should be the one that is all inclusive not sth that sounds and looks like politics of wits and power.
As for whether there's a cold power struggle going on btw the north and south,I will leave U to Ur opinions cos just like an a$$hole everybody has got one but that doesn't change the reality besidez u re in the US.

Celebrities › Re: Make Una Help Me Tell Omotola! by rhymz(m): 5:27pm On Mar 07, 2010

riversman:
ahhh!!! I AM SO EggZited today, my mommy has released a new music video

her voice brings joy to my soul She sings like an angel, oh am getting all wet and poo ova OmoTosexy,

at least her WEAVE game is tight this time, shey na BRAZILIAN abi na MALAYSIAN hair, odikwa hotness

OmoT is back with vengeance, where is GENEVIEVE and her failed music career, biotch was tryna do follow follow/, SHe cant step up to OMO-T, the "hottest yansh in the world"

U must ve had Braintumour for Lunch. . . . Geeeze. . u re so not making sense. . .

Politics › Re: Cattle Dealers On Strike Starting Monday by rhymz(m): 5:19pm On Mar 07, 2010

As much as I sympathize with these guyz,and truely they have a valid point but then again, i think embarking on a strike is a wrong move.This is plainly misplacement of priority and even more $tupid is politicizing the issue with constant mention of north and south like they are trying to teach folks down south a lesson.As far as am concerned,this is cutting one's nose to spite the face.They need our money just as much as we need thier foodstuf and livestocks.There are better ways to awaken the FG to their plight than give useless threats that will only further worsen an already bad situation.Even the timing is suspicious and careless,how come they decide to do this when obviously there is tacit and ugly power struggle btw the north and the south,why then should an average southerner not jettison any chance for reasoning and instead embrace the concept that this is an extension of the rigmarole going on in abuja.As much as I would love to see reasons with them, am afraid this is more of politics and a useless ego boosting trip in guise. When they are ready to reason then the southerners will reason with them,Until then, I say let the Fish burn!!

Politics › Re: "I Handed Biafra Over to Obasanjo" - Achuzia by rhymz(m): 12:41pm On Mar 07, 2010

There is more to the Biafran war than meet the eyez

Romance › Re: What Can U Not Do For Love(sequel To The Craziest Thing U Ever Did For Love) by rhymz(op): 10:44am On Mar 06, 2010

Ok I gerrit, I gerrit it, U wont lick Ur boo's dyck 4 luv. . .hahahahaha

Romance › Re: What Can U Not Do For Love(sequel To The Craziest Thing U Ever Did For Love) by rhymz(op): 9:06am On Mar 06, 2010

madlady:
Me!!!!!

Hmmm. . . I gat d feelings that U will lick it as fast as U denounce it here. . . Lol. . Dat stuf is enriched with vitamin s to make U feel good happy,dont be hard gurly!

Romance › Re: What Can U Not Do For Love(sequel To The Craziest Thing U Ever Did For Love) by rhymz(op): 8:36am On Mar 06, 2010

madlady:
You guys are darn funny.

No, what would I want to do that for,it's not a cornetto (a type of ice-cream,with a round head)

. . . . Of course it is a cornetto,at least it's got a round head plus it makes the ladies happy. . . Lol. . . Now tell me who wouldn't wanna do that!!

Romance › Re: What Can U Not Do For Love(sequel To The Craziest Thing U Ever Did For Love) by rhymz(op): 7:55am On Mar 06, 2010

Posted by: adetoru
Insert Quote
i cannot b.i.t.c.h fight for a boy

U obviously ve not realy been in love

Romance › Re: What Can U Not Do For Love(sequel To The Craziest Thing U Ever Did For Love) by rhymz(op): 7:51am On Mar 06, 2010

Posted by: madlady
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@Poster, unspeakable sexual
acts
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as in lick his balls or sth?

Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by rhymz(op): 7:09pm On Mar 05, 2010

190:
no ~

Then stop jerking off!! Geeeze. . . Do they still make U? u re so of late. . .lol @190. .

Romance › What Can U Not Do For Love(sequel To The Craziest Thing U Ever Did For Love) by rhymz(op): 5:57pm On Mar 05, 2010

Hi fellow Nairalanders,
This thread is actually like a sequel to the thread, "The Craziest Thing U ve ever Done for Love". Actually, I was going through the posts on that thread and meeehn!! Funny and hilarious are not enough to describe the responses, I laf everytime I open that thread.But then again,it occured to me that while we have done unbelievably crazy things for L.O.V.E, at some point in our quest for Love, we have had times when we keep taking it and taking it until suddenly we just snap and lose it with those words: "I will do anything for Love But I wont Do that". . .
Seriously Guyz,What is that "thing" that U won't Do for Love inspite of the numerous crazy stuff we have done for Love. . . Paradoxical one may say.Yeah,Love is a curious paradox in itself,Don't U think So Guyz and Galz?

Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by rhymz(op): 4:57pm On Mar 05, 2010

190:
^^

my boy rhymz what r u tryin 2 say!

hahahahaha. . . . Are U so Dense!!

Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by rhymz(op): 7:01am On Mar 05, 2010

@Enokia
I can spot 4rm a mile a kid experimenting with Sex and a man bragging about his sexual conquests and exploit.
Let me entertain U with a clip of what we used to do back in sec sch when guyz were still experimenting. . . Lol. . .if we wanted to spot out a Virgin,we would ask him, homeboy, like how many rounds do U go during sex and how long do U last in each of those rounds.The bloody virgins would always reveal their sexual naivity like U ve done and say the near impossible like, i go 20 rounds and I spend like 1hr each round.My friends and I would laf & laf until our stomachs ached. . . Bloody Virgin one of us would blurt out. . . Hahahahaha. . . Even if Ur name na Viagra!

Business › Re: CBN Lowers Rates To Encourage Bank Lending by rhymz(m): 10:05pm On Mar 04, 2010

Sanusi does more work talking and giving needless speeches than thoroughly thinking through his policies b4 dashing out.Banks are not lending again because of his thoughtless rash decisions.Until we starts seeing results,he can continue to swittalk to himself! Schew

Romance › Re: My Roommates Boyfriend by rhymz(m): 9:27pm On Mar 04, 2010

MsTom:
There is nothing wrong with sitting on the couch and talking or watching tv together. The problem here is the overly long hours you spend with the guy. It is obvious the guy wants to spend time with you and not his girl and you are entertaining this. It could cause friction btw your roommate and her bf. Do not encourage him any further. Reduce the time you spend with him and do not encourage him to visit when his girl is not around.

Nne there's everything wrong with sleeping in opposite direction on thesame couch with her roomy's Bf. . . Imagin running her legs paralell paralell to the fool's trunk with her the tail of her toes ending in the guyz face? What will stop him 4rm stealing a look at aso-rock when the congi gal gets carried away! Not once but regularly he would come and comfortably watch movies with her even when his GF aint around and the gal would oblige him the opportunity yet she is the one that is worried. . . Lol. . . I say let the Fish burn Poster,U surely know what U re doing!

Romance › Re: My Roommates Boyfriend by rhymz(m): 9:08pm On Mar 04, 2010

MsTom:
There is nothing wrong with sitting on the couch and talking or watching tv together. The problem here is the overly long hours you spend with the guy. It is obvious the guy wants to spend time with you and not his girl and you are entertaining this. It could cause friction btw your roommate and her bf. Do not encourage him any further. Reduce the time you spend with him and do not encourage him to visit when his girl is not around.

Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by rhymz(op): 8:13pm On Mar 04, 2010

@Enokia
sorry I didn't state it 4rm the onset,this thread is strictly for the grown-ups and mature-minded peeps. . . u might want to relish ur fantasies in another thread kiddo!
thanks in anticipation for Ur understanding.

Romance › Re: My Roommates Boyfriend by rhymz(m): 7:58pm On Mar 04, 2010

Obviously,the Poster wants to 4ck her roomy's Bf. . . WTF. . .sleeping on opposite ends of the couch. .i bet either of the two of U would ve slipped some luk at eachother's privates at some point . . . Are U kidding Urself?
Besidz,what kinda guy will hang around in his gf's crib with her friend watching "god knows WTF". till the AM. . . Nigga has got intentions,he is just waiting for U to make it happen and so far U re playing his game well. . . Hahahaha. . . una go kill una sef for una sef,by una sef. . .

Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by rhymz(op): 6:38pm On Mar 04, 2010

Posted by: abrahym
Insert Quote
I insult my gf elder brother,

My Quote
If I be d guy,I go remove ya teeth for my younger sis front.

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