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The only people that fail to see the implications of Sanusi's actions and hasty reforms are his supporters.
I remember commenting on this same topic in another thread, I said the problem i have with Sanusi is that he spends more time defending his policies(which obviously are not work and causing more problems) and making his predecessor look bad. Sanusi has the passion and has good intentions no doubt but fact is that he lacks the catholic experience of a CBN chief. He has been looking at the problem more from a moral rectitude standpoint than from an economically expedient standpoint.The results have been more caution not to take any risk at all(when obviously,bank business is hinges on trust which is a risk itself) and starve the economy of the much needed funds.What is the use of a perfect system(which is practically unrealistic) that does not do the economy any good.Like an observer said in the article, Sanusi has criminalized the lending process,now there is a whole new problem of non-performing loan gradually building up, this time not as a result of reckless neglect of good coperate policies and governance but as a result of high-handedness by the CBN chief whose passion to bring his own ideas and concept of moral rectitude is clashing with the economic realities of the sector which is not ready yet for the kind of purging Sanusi is giving to it. Soludo made many mistakes no doub, infact, he compromised a lot of the time but he showed more tact and finesse in handling the economy, he better understood the implications of CBN actions on the economy than Sanusi. Sanusi obviously is experimenting with his numerous economically fatigued policies, it is high time Mr Sanusi threw the towel and admit it.He has been viewing the problem from only one angle as a risk manager but not as the CBN chief, I think he would ve done better if he was on the board in a specialized area. . .i think Sb else should replace Sanusi,sb with a catholic knowledge of the relation btw the CBN's policies and its effect on the economy.

Enokia
Ur Babe get mind O. . Me i no go try give any bf wey dey write dis kind oyinbo my exam O!
Let us hope U neva go write ekpe 4 d chick. . .

@Eboyeye
U are stingy with marks O. . Lol. . Lemme try then
Hi ebonyeye,
for some inexplicable reasons i can't seem to take my eyez off U, in my head, I am already picturing U & I lafin & having drinks at Vero's Bar while i tell U about the butterflies U give me in my stomach. . (whispers) o good God there is sth about those lipz that spark desires in me, who wouldn't want to kiss em. .(heaves a sigh). . 4give me my lady, it's the wine, may be i have had a little too much. . . By the way, I am bla bla bla. . . At Ur convenience, it would be a pleasure to have dinner with U. . Please dont say no my lady, i am terrible with rejection. . .

Well, obviously, some ppl are taking offence in dis exposure,it is understandable especially if the author is not an indigin of the said state and the stated problems are general in country that has come to accept things like this as normal.
However, most of what the poster has said are sadly true abt the state, they are undeniable facts. Dont let tribal sentiments impair Ur sense of justice and what is right. I dont support unfounded bashing but when it is true, it is stupid defending it, tribal affilliations have so assaulted our sense of decency that we always throw the baby with the bathwater. . .

A man is as faithful as his options. . Hahahaha

What is the most romantic line U ever said to a gal that got U her attention?
I don't realy do the one liner thingy but when I do, i seriously leave some very sticky impression. . I remember in my 3rd yr,there was dis gal that just walked into d class luking pretty & hot, i kept luking at her until she noticed. . Luckily for me,my homy who was sitting next to me was her friend and he had her number,I told her bout my plan he laf'd,dared me by giving me her number.Then I txt her dis lines,cant remember where i picked it though: "gurl, U look like a tall glass of water and am telling U upfront, Am thirsty!
Geeez. . I watched her countenance change 4rm a straight, i dont giv a 4ck face to smiles and smiles like she was blushing just dat she was black.
That gave me enuf courage to meet her after lectures. . Although nothing happened btw us but she is my friend till date. . .who says those romantic lines dont work miracles, wait until Ur gf hears me spill em out with ice cool ease. . Hehehehe. . . Guyz abeg drop Ur romantic lines here and U could also use em on the chick below or above Ur post. . . It is all good and galz pls let the guyz know if U like thier lines. . Dont under-estimate what Ur compliments will do to thier egos. . .hahahaha. . .lets play. .

This story reeks of lies. . Whoever concocted this rubbish is a terrible lier. . . How come shots that were aimed up ended up killing and induring ppl. . .nonsense story

In the first yr of marriage, the woman talks and the man listens.
After like say 3yrz, the man talks and the woman listens. .
After another 4yrz, their neighbour talks and they both listen(i.e the neighbour is now the mediator). . . Hahahahaha. . .

In the first yr of marriage, the woman talks and the man listens.
After like say 3yrz, the man talks and the woman listens. .
After another 4yrz, their neighbour talks and they both listen(i.e the neighbour is now the mediator). . . Hahahahaha. . .

rawswagga:
Sheared my room wit ma girl wen she had acomodation prob while we where in school.

What is crazy abt that,everyone does it. . .my gf of 1month has been in ma crib with me now for d past 2days. . I dont fink is crazy. .

Madam Ayet before U go too much with ya oyinbo na which ppl be ASBOs wey U dey refer to? I hope say no be AntiSocial U dey try yarn so coz I fit break dis Udema bottle for ya head, me i no well O. . Lol . . Anyway,where is Plat. . . My chic 4got her blackberry at the VIP the last time we visited. . .

Walks into the bar with a very fine Chick. . . .Hi Plat, been a while?(feigns his expression like he is unaware of her incarceration at EFCC net)
Me:Did U travel
Plat:Yeah
Me:hmmm. . .where?(xpecting her to tell a lie)
Plat:. . eh. eh. .um. .Um. .Paris. .
Me: lafs & luks at his female company and whispers softly in her ears, "she meant kirikiri"
Platsensing that I did't beliv her gist) quickly changed d topic. . "What do I get U?". . Lookin at my chick
MyChic: oh. . . Get me a bottle of smirnoff, that would do.
Me: Get me my Udeme
MyChicraising her eyebrows) who d hell is Udeme
Me:Women and their insecurity, Plat biko get me my udeme jare!
Plat:*grins*. . . Dont mind him honey, he was referring to a bottle of stout. .
MyChic: calms down her nerves while she sips on her smirnoff
Me: . . Ehe jare Plat. . . whats up with 190?. .heard he's kinda on the run 4rm the authorities
Plat: *sighs*. . .let's not even talk about that criminal,emptied our bar and made away with our to God knows where. . Scheew
Me: . . Geez. . I thought it was all for the luv of d job. . So dat guy had an ulterior motive. .
Plat: i hope daylae and co catch him in his rathole
Me:. . Na wa O!!
Me:caressing my swithrt:"so honey, how waz Ur day at work 2day"
MyChic: was ok except for my boss who keepz giving me mix signals and i dont like d way he stares at my nyansh
Me: baby all i need is a go-ahead 4rm U and i will ve a talk wif him. .
MyChic: Baby 4get him, he is not worth the drama(running her fingers on my thighs)
Me:. . Hmmm. . (now my candy is charging up). . So swithrt what do U want me to do??
MyChicin a seductive voice). . .whispers softly in my earz. . "how abt using those strong hands on Me"
Me:hmmm. . wanna go to the VIP Section?
MyChic:ooohhh. . .i love it when U talk lyk dat,let's go baby!
We both stood up and made for the VIP . . .as the black eyepiece captures the mood with "i gat a feeling, that 2nyt is goina be a gudnyt. . .

Jarus:
Legends do their works normally, naturally and find themselves being noticed as one. Mamagee's activities on NL appear to me as more of deliberate attempt at forcing oneself into popularity. Or how can one explain opening thread, asking for the most popular Nairalander and putting your name in the poll? Not legendary, to me.

hahahaha. . . It is funny how ppl worry themselves over trivial stuff like this. . . What does it matter if Ur name is in all these poles and contests. . Lol. . So much ado about nothing. . . Although I agree with this guy. . . Some peeps try too hard to get noticed. . .

Seriously, this is getting annoying. . Abeg no tribe should be allowed to feel they have the sole monopoly of killing ppl at will, this is becoming more like a war to me. At this point, a reprisal attack is justifiable. . . If there cant be equal disarmament then there should be equal armament and terror enough of all the rubbish!

Update (1430): Gregory Yenlong,
the state ’s commissioner for
information, in an interview with the
AFP, confirmed the attack, stating, "I
can confirm that 13 people have
died while six others have been
critically injured, and those wounded
are now being treated at a
missionary hospital in Vom, near
Jos."
The spokesperson for the Nigeria
Police in Plateau State, Lerama
Mohammed, also told the AFP that
they had received reports that the
attacks were carried out by Fulani
herdsmen.
"We received reports of an
overnight attack on Riyom, by
people suspected to be Fulani
herdsmen, ” he said. "Our men are
already there to assess the
causality and the situation."
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Troubled Plateau State experienced
yet another wave of violence in the
early hours of Wednesday, March
17, with at least 11 people killed in
Riyom, just outside Jos, state radio
was reported as saying.
Speaking to NEXT over the phone,
Davou Rwang, a resident of Jos,
said, "It is true. We heard 11 people
have been killed in Ryom, just
outside of Jos."
Another resident, who lives around
Jos and asked not to be named, told
us that the attacks were carried out
by some groups.
"There were carried out by three
groups because three villages were
attacked," he said. “They also set
houses ablaze."
The police said they have begun
investigating the incident.
This latest killing comes only days
after the Army said it had
intercepted a truck conveying 44
people suspected to be militants, on
their way to Jos. Jos was rocked by
violence 10 days ago, when mostly
women and children were killed at
night, in another settlement just
outside the city.
The March 7 violence occurred
weeks after hundreds died in four
days of sectarian violence.
God help dis ppl

Why do U say it sounds like what Neyo would write?
Neyo writes good songs right?
By the way, I love U in Portuguese is Amo Te,kinda funny it means dsame thing in spanish when U read it 4rm backwards. . .coincidence, I guez.
U speak spanish?

@Ebonyeye
written for a man? did U actually read the lyrics. The song was written by a man and was actually abt a woman that fell in luv with her,it is very obvious,here is an excerpt of the lyrics:
"That's when i saw it in her eyes, it's
over."
of course she obviously noticed the gal was lusting for her and she wanted to quit it there and now.
"Bridge:
Yes we can dance.
But you gotta watch your hands.
Watch me all night.
I move under the light because i
understand.
That we all need love, and i'm not
afraid.
I feel the love but i don't feel that
way."
this exactly shows that she had actually come to terms with the fact that the gal had fallen for her even though she didn't feel that way.
I love the song very much and even more now cos I think riri was daring to appeal to the homosexuals in a way that captures their emotional plight.
I raised the alarm coz i was a bit shocked, the last time i heard sb sing about lesbianism in hiphop was a guy in convict music singing about bumping into his galfriend with her galfriend. . . Kinda funny and weird, right?
BTW is Te Amo spanish or portuguese for I love U?

Ladies & Gents,
I know am not supposed to create this thread on this section but there is sth about the lyrics of this rihana song that caught my attention.Dont get me wrong, i love dis song to a fault as a result i decided to google up the lyrics but as I read and dsame time sing along,i discovered the song was homosexual in nature,I mean guyz abeg make una read d lyric and tell me una conclusion:
(Te Amo by Rihana)
Te amo, te amo, she say's to me.
I hear the pain in her voice.
Then we danced underneath the
candleabra, she takes the lead.
That's when i saw it in her eyes, it's
over.
Chorus:
Then she said Te amo, then she put
her hand around me waist.
I told her no she cried Te amo,
i told her i'm not gonna run away,
but let me go.
My soul has arrived, without asking
why.
I said Te amo, wish somebody
would tell me what she said.
Don't it mean I love you.
I think it means I love you.
Don't it mean I love you.
Verse 2:
Te amo, te amo, she's scared to
breathe.
I hold her hand, i got no choice,
uhh.
Pulled me out on the beach, danced
in the water, I start to leave.
She's begging me and asking why
it's over.
Chorus:
Then she said Te amo, then she put
her hand around me waist.
I told her no she cried Te amo,
i told her i'm not gonna run away,
but let me go.
My soul has arrived, without asking
why.
I said Te amo, wish somebody
would tell me what she said.
Don't it mean I love you.
I think it means I love you.
Don't it mean I love you.
Bridge:
Yes we can dance.
But you gotta watch your hands.
Watch me all night.
I move under the light because i
understand.
That we all need love, and i'm not
afraid.
I feel the love but i don't feel that
way.
Chorus:
Then she said Te amo, then she put
her hand around me waist.
I told her no she cried Te amo, i told
her i'm not gonna run away, but let
me go.
My soul has arrived, without asking
why.
I said Te amo, wish somebody
would tell me what she said
Don't it mean I love you.
I think it means I love you.
Don't it mean I love you.
I think it means I love you, I love
you.
Te amo, te amo, don't it mean i
love you.

daylae:
*walks into the bar in company of two police men to arrest 190*

mr. 190 you're hereby under arrest for assaulting a federal agent from the EPA! Anything you say will be used against you in the court of law!

Bros U just have to walk in here like Rambo with those two hungry luking police friends of Urs to spoil our conversation. . . Meanwhile. . 190 scampers for cover. . .ehmm bros no be U i see for that gentle men club gulping down tequila like it's h2O. . Abi d thing don dey high U?. . . u berrer take Ur police boyz comot here b4 i commit murder. . . .

Hahahaha. . .my man, 190 baba, i hope say U neva shark all the brandy wey dey d bar. .
Me: e be like say dem don release plat 4rm efcc sanko
190: My broda na true gist so O! But i no trust dat babe ke,i don already dey jittery,just hope say she neva snitch on me sha!
Me: Guy relax nothin do U.
190: correct guuuy!! Infact shak squady for my head
Me: hahahaha. . .but i still prefer my Udeme, all these oyinbo brandy and spirits dey run my belle. .
190: no shit sha, am coming straight up with Ur Udeme.
Me:By the way, U fit convince madam Yet say customerz go like lapdance session if she go fit organize am?
190: shio! Lapdance session?
Me: Yes ke!
190: na bar be this na, no be club or motel. . .
Me: e no mean O! That wan na name. . .at least dem fit dey do am inside the VIP lounge and e go be strictly for the big-boyz
190: Chai! Dis guy U sabi O! Kai e go make sense o. . .
Me: Yes ke now! At least U fit tell that plat, chick(i no say U dey eye dat gal) make she give U lap dance. . Abi how U see am
190: ah! Oti O. . .i dont know what U re talking about yoh!
Me: mmhmm. . . See yeye. . u think say i no dey see how U dey luk her kegs (boby) each time she slouch to collect drink, abi na when U dey lustfully luk her nyansh any time she waka pass U. .
190:interupts me. . Yei kpa mo gbe. . Ah so U know. . O boy ya eyez sharp O. . Mehn dat gal dey send shock down there for my body
Me: I can understand. . .
Both: laf and continued our chat as a chick walks in. . .

Nawa to these guyz o! Una dey inside una crackhole dey decipher other ppl's lives. . .
I find it curious & unintelligent that Ur destructive criticisms could not differentiate their mere media and public personae 4rm their real personalities.
Dbanj is razz? Realy? Ok let us start with the word razz:according to my oyinbo dictionary, razz is an action word(verb) which means to tease sb by saying or doing sth to make ppl laf at em-Now this to me, does not apply to Dbanj in any way. If we were to still probe the word razz going by d street meaning(i.e in the naija context),U would agree with me that razz describes how crazy a person acts or dresses not neccessarily class.
Unless I am mistaking,how does this word equate Dbanj to a person that does not ve class. . . If he acts crazy that's becoz it aids his public acceptance, nobody here has related with Dbanj on a personal note b4 we start talking about his class abi Una wan tell me say CharlyBoy is classless? Or Dbanj craze pass CharlyBoy? But enter the guy house make U see how strict he is with his kids. . Even his daughter confirm am.
And any1 who says Jenny is not classy or is an aristo(in naija context) should pls give evidence anything other than proof reeks of pure hating. . It is ok to hate her guts as long as U admit the obvious. . .and point of correction the gal is educated.

Hahahaha. . .see wetin Ur anger don cost U. . Lol. . So U escaped while the rest are still behind barz. . Lol. . .so much for the love of the bar. . .ngwa give me 2 brown bottles of Udeme. . (reaching for my pocket). . Shio! My moni don finish?. . Anyway,U be my guy na, still bring the two "Udeme is a great man" i go refund U larer,I know say U never sell 2day but me i be Ur own person na!
BTW i neva see dat fine smally,AMAKA(lol) for here. . .
190. . .cuts in. . Hah! U wan make Mopo come gbab me again,Smally na minor nah!
Me: o boy na true U yarn there O! But i 4 like high smally O! Lol. . . Anyway bring me a plate of isi ewu pepper soup.
190: guy abeg e do, pay me the one way U dey gulp now. . .
Me:dis guy dey fall my hand sha. . Scheeew. . .

Hahahaha. . . See as disses just dey fly 4 air. . . Lol. . Am loving this "spill Ur Guts episode". . . Talk about beef and dis bunch comez to mind. . Lol. . (grabz a coke and and a plate of iya sadiq's amala ati ewedu) sits down while lafin. .and I thought the thread waz bout dbanj and jenny, silly me. . . Lol. . .

(Walks in with a sad face luking downcast). . . Then 190, the bartender asks, "homy wats up?? U luk like U 4ck'd up an interview!
Me: ignores him then reluctantly grabs a chair and bury my a$$ in it
190: So what can I get U, dogg, u need to lighten up
Me:finally breaks my reticense, "just got a bad news, my aunt just kicked the bucket. . .
190: OMG!! Sorry O!
Me: It's ok. . .
190:lemme get U that ginger cocktail to lighten up Ur mood. . .
Me: oh thanks but I'd rather my usual(cocktail of kunu,shekpe and monkeytail)
Me: So wats up with the EPA agent U nearly killed yday in a fit of rage, i hope say no be am dey lock una up and down so?
190: madam Ayet is the one bearing the brunt jare!!
Me: poor woman, i hope she survives this O! What abt plat, thought she was the AM abi dem don throw her too inside sanko?
190: Am not sure!
Me: finally sha, na U and emperoh suppose dey inside sanko,shey U know?
190: ignores me and frowns
Me: and am like, go hug transformer. . .

agathamari:
agreed

B4 U came to this conclusion, I ve already said it a countless number of times esp after they claimed he was sneaked in 4rm KSA in the mid nyt. . It aint news any more.

@nellaluv
realy wanna know?

Hahahaha. . . See ginger. . 190 don knack an EPA agent bottle 4 head. . Lol. . Emperoh na U been dey rake na, why U come dey fear. . Lol. . I dey Una back, no shaking. . .grabs a seat. . Madam, Give me a hot plate of isi ewu there and also a plate of nkwobi. . Get me 2 chilled bottles of Udeme. . Mhmmm. . (heaves a heavy sigh of relief as i unbotton my troussers straps) ehhe. . Lemme ring that gurl i met at the park today. . What's the name again. . O yeah! Anuli. . . Exactly what I need now. . . 190 and emperor abeg make una control una anger biko but i dey gbadun una ginger. . .

ayettymama:
insult upon insult upon injury!!

U want respect? go be a prof or sth, give a damn speech like Obama then U wont ve to deal with NWAs. . . So far U re tending a bar, getting us drunk and saying shyt while U smile to d bank with our bills. . .anyway, u serve hot cow tail pepper soup here? Madam do-good and Mma Chike serve it at their bars, U shouldn't be any different. . If U aint goina entertain us with some fine asa nwa and omoge then at least take care of us. . . .abi is dat too much to ask?

Dis bar is so not making sense, there is nothing to spice up the customers, just a bunch of willy willy luking mgbeks running thier mouth instead lapdancing customers to sexual hysteria. . .plus their drinks are damn xpensive, if i am goina pay this much then i should be "getting my jerk on" last time i paid dis much at a bar, she had to jerk it off my pocket. . .may be i should check out that kpoli bar coz dis lukz like a church service to me. .