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@eleshin
. . . Are U kidding Urself?Bone say U no like Mumagee, she is a very pretty woman. . .ok. . Na who U wan take compare her 4 there, shey na PRINCESS wey do face like 5yr old shiit? Dat one na wetin Okidigbo dey call mass of Protoplasm. . Abi na that area gal, Funke wey resemble omo iya ala amala pikin or na weird Mc wey do face like mike tyson, abi U wan call mama Chioma wey be like person wey don born 6 pikins with all that excess flesh in wrong places. . Guy abeg no argue dat kind thin make guyz no luk d wrung way!
Honeric my bruva helep me ask the Bobo Oh. . Hahahaha. .

Hahahaha. . Some ol hag is itching to get my attention. .hahahaha. . . Ooopz. . U dont interest me one bit. . .

Show me a !diot that speaks before thinking, I will gladly show U an hausa man! No matter how educated an Hausa man might be he is still a brainless aboki. . .the thing wey remain 4 dat ol fool to do na to carry Daga wipe Dora(lol).Mehn if dem leave dat guy im go strap bomb enta senate know dat Dora go show. . Hahahahaha. . . Seriously, am disappointed at the kinda ppl we have in the NA, I am yet to see anyone ask any very serious question that shows that they understand the goings on in the country. A majority of the questions have no connections to the portifolio the minister at that point was going to handle, i guez that was why that morön decided to deviate 4rm vetting to personal attacks, the $tupid senators where not even paying attention, at a point when Alison Madueke was schooling them abt the merit and Demrits of the PIB, the senate president was busy screaming Heneken, . . Ok give that row. . Lol. . How dem no go high begin misyarn. . Wan aboki was even caught on camera lustfully luking at Mrs Madueke's Behind as she strut outta the Shallow Chamber. . .Bunch rétärds being paid for doing nothing. . .

Did sb say U ve got to love Funke when she says:'elsxcuse me'. . Nyama! So not funny. .besidez it sounds overused these dayz. . That gal is just annoying and loud. . .she is forcing herself to be liked. . Scheeew. . .hate muma gee all U want buh i think i like the way she is making all em galz hate her with her 'i dont give a 4ck' and 'in Ur face' attitude, besidz she knows she is d finest of em and she doesn't fail to remind them of that. . Lol. . Chioma is tactless and overreacting, suggesting that muma gee was acting like Ogwanje,accusing her of claiming victory to team's achievements and at the slightest opportunity to victory, she too fell into her own trap. . Lol. . Princess was hating on muma gee for her lukz am certain abt that, princess lukz like a down's syndrome patient and even luk like a Møron when she argues. . Weird MC. . Hahaha. . Dat wan sef no sabi speak clear english. . She just dey rap when dem dey ask am question. . Ol woman wey dey form hiphop. . Lol. . Abeg she no suppose dey on d show biko. . .abeg make dem start to dey nyansh demselves jor. . Hahahaha. . Emeka and Muma gee my eyez are on U. . Go ahead and entertain us to climax. . Lol

Yeah that's right, i even watched the report of their sentencing on CNN, the government of Autralia had said the sentencing was not going to affect any bi-lateral relations btw Australia and China even though they were not too pleased with the lack of transparency in the courtroom proceedings.They are even demanding clarification 4rm the Chinese Government.
Imagine sth like dis happening in Nigeria and even though there is pressure on the government 4rm the culprits government: am %101 sure our government would bulge and give in. . . China does not take corruption lightly, if U are caught, the punishment is capital. I was watching an armnesty international report on world wide executions this morning and the reporter gave the statics of executions in the region of a thousand and above this excluded executions in china as the chinese government does not want its execution number public but analyst reckoned that the number of executions in China is more than that of the whole world put together, .lol. . That is a country making serious attempt at fighting the scourge, who gives a 4ck abt human rights, if he is found wanting execute the moda4cker, he should ve thought about HR b4 indulging. . .go go Chinco

Am going to Start with:
Muma Gee: no doubt she is the prettiest and shows off the most, I suspect that is why the other galz do no like her.However,when the show first started she was pissing me off until the stupid gang up and the way she was reluctant to tell emeka change position shows there's some kinda chemistry btw em or she is just acting out.
Princess: this woman is annoying and ill-mannered, i think her beef with Muma gee goes beyond the confines of the show. . And she lukz $tupid each time she tries to be funny and can be very unruly like a child. . .
Funke:. . Scheeew. .this gal is razz to the core, hitherto i had overrated her but yday's episode was an eye-opener. . This ugly gal flourishes where there is rancour & trouble, she is so bipolar and unneccarily loud. . Very wishywashy, i pity chioma that is acting out against Muma gee with the belief that the likes of Funke have got her back. . If it was up to me, she would be the first to go. . Her very local face getz me piss'd. .
Chioma: contrary to Obesere's observation abt the galz, chioma shocked me with her overreaction and unneccessary hate. . She showed no tact and finesse in handling issues, too many childish tantrums and unrestrained idiosynracies. muma gee out-smart and out-classed her in that regard. . She better watch out. . .
Weird Mc: She has managed to steer off the controversies not becoz she is mature but becoz she is kinda weird. . Seriously, why is she on the show, everytime she talkz she reminds me of MC Harmmer, rapping instead of talking, with tomboyish mannerism that make U wanna slap her. . . Abeg make dem kwo mot am 4 dier, . Anyway sha. . I think dis edition is goina be very interest. . .am even lukin forward to some hot sizzling romance esp btw Muma and Emeka possibly leading to some raunchy $ex. . You know, mum lukz kinda crazy and wide and emeka lukz kinda crazy and ready. . He just likez to flirt with muma who also lukz like she wont ve any probz 4ckin him

O boy yday's episode was sth else. . Hahahaha. . O boy i no fit laf. .lemme start with the guyz:
Obesere: hahahahaha. . .each time the Camera moves to his face, i burst into uncontrollable fits of lafta. That guy is as Fugee as the word goes. . Him no send U msg, see how im just dey throw way im fugee english. . Hahahaha. . And no doubt dat guy go like woman. . He got me cracking when he said: HEmeka, how U take no say Mumagee food dey swit.hahahaha
DaddyShowkey:. . . i like dis Guy! No fakin & no nonsense too,he's got the lookz and physical attribute for the task. . And yeah. . His english is a lil better than obesere's(lol)
Emeka Ike:. . . Likeable & Sly. . Dis Guy is a moda4ckin Scheemer. . I suspect he is intentionally making the Dumb galz gang up against Muma gee. . Seriously, Emeka knows exactly that Funke, Chioma & Princess hate Muma Geez guts so he is taking advantage of the crack to cause more cracks amongst the galz. . Hehehe. . He knows what the show is all about, Entertainment Baby! Besides, Emeka's english and cultivated accent is so Fake. .
Dare Art Alade: this guy shows class in the way he does his things but unfortunately this show is more about strength and endurance. He is a delight to watch when speaking but am yet to see anything extra ordinary about him. . .
Bob Emmanuel Udokwu: this guy represents what the Search is all About. . Eloquent, big, strong and tall plus he is got this maturity that makes U wanna make him a leader. . Hahahaha. . Dis guy is a sure contender for the Price . . . up next, the crazy Galz. . Check My next Post. . PTO. .lol

@Na2day
oooops. . . My bad!
Didn't know the person in question was a She. . .too much work and play at dsame time na im dey cause. . Now make I get busy. . .

The only reason I am even commenting on this thread is because of the Likes of Biina, he and a few otherz at least give intelligent and eloguent analysis of issues.
Now back to the topic: "is an average Nigerian Fraudulent"? My answer is an Emphatic NO! Like Biina eloquently put it every human beings have just about thesame Potential for Good and bad depending on the prevailing situation the person finds himself/herself. . .I dont want to go into the wasteful exercise of trying to justify why a lot of Nigerians are fraudulent cos that is so obvious even to a blind man. The misconception that I want to correct is the anomaly in a lot of ppl's thinking process that tends to root fraudulence and deceptive behaviour as an inherent genetical trait in every Nigerian as opposed to socialogical observations. I find statements such as those credited to one Paparo or sth inflamatory and downright $tupid.How can anyone in their right mind make that kind of prepostrous and careless allegation that %94 of Nigerians are fraudulent, only an uneducated hussler trying so hard to luk whiter than the white man will make such a gravely dumb comment. But I will leave U in Ur blissful ignorance knowing there are ppl here with objective contributions to make.

PAPARO:
yes,statistics show that 94% of nigerians are crooks. i live in the usa and know alot of nigerians with high credentials, and they are not an exception. alot of them are copy cats too. some usually don't have an idea.they steal other people's positive ideas and wear on their faces like screens to decieve others. as you get to know them, the truth unfolds. they lie alot. i meet a muslim from the northern part of nigeria who did not want to identify himself as a nigerian. [the 6% most be from the northern part]. he was well educated and knew what he was talking about.

Ur greatgrand father plus Ur whole present generation constitute the %94 of the nigerians that are crooks. . Fackin Møron. . Abi U chop brain Tumour for dinner? See dis bushimee wey dey try claim rubbish bcoz U kak for one dirty hole inside US. . . Aturu hausa!!

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=417201.msg5785653#msg5785653 date=1269817502]nobody ever said u were a human  [/quote]hahahahahaha. . I was goina ask him if he was a human robot or island. . Hahaha

agabaI23:
Yar'Adua is ready to resume work

Yar'Adua is dancing with fowls and he-goat in the garden
Yar'adua is drinking tea with Thuraya
Do u want me to predict more?

Yaradua Is Dead. . Mr President Long Dead. . Mr Umaru Found Dead. . .

InesQor:


Bros you too dey stress, better don't die young o. . . 

. . U sound like a freak.na your type go carry women undies smell till dem climax. I see through all that vail of pretense and foolish niceties. U think by acting Mr nice boy-boy & coming to the aid of every female on NL, Na im u go take porpular with galz 4here. . Hahaha. . See dis bingo!!. . Lol. .scheew. . Get a life abeg,there is life beyond the bandwidth of NL. . .Many fake brothers don come and go dat way,we all know the results, if  u doubt me, go and ask  THESEEKER who had virtually all the NL galz head overheels with his phoney  Mr nice guy mien and cultivated sophistication. Today, that name has died a natural death and given a decent burial, U re no different papi, keep on lickin the shiit of every NL Gal. .huh. . May be very soon dem go wear U dier pant 4 head as hero wey U be. .lol. . Jobless guy with plenty useless time. . Woman wrapper!

While i don't think it is a bad idea in itself, it realy does not count.
Degrees and Certificates only are means to achieving results, they are not the results. For instance, i know of a person that ve a degree in Mech Engineering but do not know what an engine block looks like. A person like that, of course is more likely to be selected for an interview than a roadside mechanic with his wealth of practical knowledge. However,when it comes to producing results,our certified mech does not stand a chance with the roadside Mech.
What am trying to say here is this, Public offices are result oriented, result is not a factor of certification(i.e U dont neccassarily need a degree to be a good leader and produce results), rather certification is one of the factors of result(i.e, could be helpful in achieving results) It would make no sense disfranchising people who can give results all because they dont have degrees and certificates. It is important but not neccessary, that is how i see it. Besides, i might allow it if it would help skim off skums like IBB and his likes from the contest.

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=417201.msg5781674#msg5781674 date=1269739932][size=1pt]checks self in the mirror, sees no finelines or crows feet. breaths a sign of relief [/size] gives him a dirty slap feels even more better[/quote]haahahahahaha. . . Two of Una no well O. . Lol. . Very soon i go botox d two of una for nya. . . Hahahaha

Elebiju:
People like u really need serious talking to why would i lie about my escapade when i'm not been paid i can give u her number if you really wanna confirm and i will go tell the pope only if the pope is your uncaring father moreover she is prettier than your bony faced mother go learn how to mingle

4ckface, What is this incoherent gibberish that U posted? Are U learning to write or making an attempt? Not only are U a terrible lying son of an unrepentant ho', U re also a dense moda4cka. Just read Ur own post, føøl and see if U make any sense with Ur numerous e bon and ekpe . . . Dont be mad coz i called U out on the efficacy of Ur claim, lier. . Lol. . I know sometimes some NLanderz can be intimidating, it is understandable if a loser like U feel the need to want to prove sth and show us ur opinion no matter how $tupid after all, even !diots have opinions let alone a mørøn like Urself, just try atleast to make an attempt at making sense. . . Fackin waste of space and by the way am calling Ur bluff, drop Ur bimbo's no, let's confirm like Ur lame brain suggested. .

InesQor:
@rhymz: Na wa to you o. I and na2day have a history so free me abeg!

free U? Who da 4ck dey cage U? Besidez, who givez a 4ck abt Ur eye service history,scheeew. . Guy abeg go crashland 4 ya bed, U re freaking irritating. . .

Elebiju:
I think the problem is not the pet name being used but the phonetic and the familiarity in between how do u expect an half baked nigerian guy to pronounce sweet heart,angel,baby the most irritating is when you're dating an igbo guy angel will be ma ange,sweetheart-sweetart,baby-beybey chei moreover its annoying when your new guy calls u a pet name within 2days,the fact is we nigerian guys really need orientation on romance i used to call one of ex beautiful heart and till date she insists i call her petname whenever we make calls the other was obesed to a fault but i gave her confidence by calling her my baby and indeed she felt good with it cos how many guys would call an obesed lady my baby but in an attempt to please me she called me baby boy and that ended the 8yrs relationship cos i detest being called baby boy so guys lets learn to look into our ladies eyes when calling them by their pet names it gives them assurance

Bloody lier that lies from both his mouth and his nyansh. . . u ended an 8yr r/ship coz Ur ugly gf called U babyboy. . . Scheeew. . .go and tell that to the Pope. . .

Shuku:
cos am big (not fat),some guys call me "mama", then I freeze over and they don't even k,now Why .  . It's just totally Annoying and RAZZZZZZZ.

U are big and they call U mama, U dey front, if na me na Nnama i go call U. . Lol. .

InesQor:
@na2day:    You are being unnecessarily rude and obnoxious, and it's a woeful pity.  I have never met her in person, but she doesn't sound like an empty barrel making a lotta noise (maybe unlike some other folk right here on NL) to me, so I just know.

Why do U think Ayet cant speak for hersel. . . Na wa to some ppl sef, Una just like by force friendship. . .let her determine what constitute an insult in her own dictionary. . If she can talt d talk, she could as well work the work. . . Some guyz can be annoying to put mildly. . Scheeew. . .

I wonder why ppl bother themselves with Yaradua, that man was long dead, i ve said it a countless time that Yaradua was already dead even before he was sneaked into the country. . How come the only ones that claimed to ve seen him are some random !diots that are taking advantage of his death . . Shebi dey claimed he was going to do the Jumat thingy, why did he not show up. . Facking id!ots playing god and tryinna keep a dead meat in the news just to get a false sense that they are still influencing things in the polity. . . The only real news anyone will hear about Yaradua will be the announcement of his death, thats when his B!CH and her host of political parasites ve fully exploited his corpse on  life saving maching and decide to own up. . . Yaradua is Dead, I can bet my life savings on that, what they have in Aso rock ICU is a corpse on life support. . . I challenge any1 that thinks otherwise to prove me wrong. . .

Mikeloo:
THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS TIMELY INFO! MY MUM JUST TRAVELLED TODAY, SO I'VE SENT HER A MESSAGE CONCERNING THIS.

mehn thanx, as I write, am on a journey to lagos, from Owerre am not too conversant with the routes but I guez the driver wont have to go through any of such routes since we are going westward ,right? Thanx for dis life saving info

Moshodin:
This arrangement only benefits the guy, women don't delude your-selves with all this women liberation crap.
Until you start peeing standing up,  spare me the bull.

emotionally, it favourz the guy coz like me, most of the time, guyz prefer dis boyfriend/galfriend thingy with no strings attached as long as they are getting their Jerk on. . However,financially, the womenfolks are better off but emotionally they suffer in such a relationship as they are always bold to talk abt commitment and the future which guyz, including me dread the most. . No matter how pretty a woman might be, the moment i get a hint that she wants to tie me down with responsibilities that I am not yet ready for, i show her a clean pair of heels. .

Scientists have finally discovered
what is wrong with the female
brain:
On the left side, there is nothing
right, and on the right side, there
is nothing left.
Hahahahaha. . .
@Poster, U sound like U had brain tumour for breakfast. . .lol.

@Kobo-JUNK
Chief complainer, if naija has a 100 of U, this country would ve been worse than it is now. . Scheew. . Abeg go crashland 4 ya bed jare, facking complainer and hater, like U can achieve half a quater of her achievement. . Scheeew. .

The moment any chick calls me My Dear. . O boy dat gal dey find apko and I go give her yanfuyanfu. Even babyboy. . I hate it like shyt esp if na chick wey too dey carry nose dey call me dat kind pet name. . .or bomboy or even bobo. . She dey craze?? Abi i be like those kids they call junior or tokunbo?Chics no be only una no like certain petnames but i like it when a fine chick calls me boo. . My crazy ol ex used to do that esp when she wan ask U for peper. . My twiny babe dey call him Choco mu, i find it very funny though. . E get men wey dey even call their gf "woman" or mummy" hahahaha. . Sound so $tupid. . Hahahaha

One thing I am always cautious of is using pet names to get a gal's attention. . . I think it is rude myself. .lol. . I remember my friend's galfriend addressing me as "My Dear" i felt like i had been slapped, na small thing remain i for shun d gal. . .Sometimes when I go to visit my newly married Uncles, i hear em call their wives pet names like "Nkem" "Obi mm", "pretty luv" and i find em cool but the one i find irritating, i hear it most of the time 4rm my mbguka traders uncles and friends, they call their Gf and wives "Mummy" "Madam" and their equally less educated but very pretty wife call em "Oga or My Oga" i so much hate these pet names. . Am always like Gosh. . Do ppl still say that shiit. . But it's all good. . i call my gf by her initials when i want to get romantically cozy,like her name is Nkiru buh I call her NK. . Mehn U need to hear those two words drip outta my mouth like cold h2o down an icecle. . Hahaha

Sometimes I get angry at the way Nigerians leave issues and talk about tissues. . .What exactly are Dora's sins, i am yet to see any of her critic come up with any convincing evidence of her wrong doing. People just like to echo other ppl's baseless opinions, abeg if all these haterz have nothing to say let them just shut up jare! Yes, she came up with the rebranding Nigeria, what is evil about it, U may think otherwise about it but that is your opinion, it does not mean it is right or wrong, that is why it's your opinion.That she chose to be Information Minister is her personal right and choice, if anyone should have to worry about that it's her immediate family, what is all these unfounded and baseless hate for sef. Both as NAFDAC DG and INFO MINISTER, she has done her job exceptionally well with passion and sincerity of purpose. Where decisions were politically expedient, she took them and where sincerity of purpose for the job had to come in, she let it in, period. This new list wont be complete without her, she gives women folks a good name, passionate,courageous,intelligent and goal oriented. For once, we had an info minister who was bold enough to question her boss when his actions were wrong. . . Anyone that can't stand her as a minister can as well jump onto the next flight to oblivion like Kobowhateva and Co. . .

ogilvy2009:
These topic is QUITE INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!

We should realise that this is purely demand & supply transaction,  while they supply they have exchange for the payment they receive which they should redeploy into the food production. I hope they are not misled,  they will inturn starve also,  Hahahaha. We take our money and buy elsewhere, maybe from Cameroon or even important from Europe!!

i thought the facking strike waz over? Was in the market ydaz and I bought everything for the normal price. . . The strike is nonsense and wont achieve anything. no1 is even talking about it except NLanderz.They need our cash just as we need their cash crops. . .

@biina
there is sth U and other supporters of Sanusi have failed to realize or deliberately do not want to talk about and that is the fact that Sanusi has further taken the problem to a whole new dimension. Face it biina and Co, Mr Sanusi's started off as a one-man army, crossing his constitutional powers, sacking the CEOs halfway into investigation and running his mouth like he had a personal war with bank CEOs. He exaggerating the concept of Non-performing loans making it look like it was a crime to default on borrowed loans and clumping NPLs with bad Loans. His decisions were too damn erratic,sponteneous and not thoroughly thought through. At first, He had thought that the problem would be solved once he kicked out the CEOs and pumped in some billions, all these from a layman's observation of their frequency at the EDW. Mr Sanusi learnt to shut his mouth and face his work when it became obvious that he was causing more problems with his maffian style, he started slowing down and at least making an averagely wide consultation before reeling out his sick policies. The problems in the banking sector go beyond what Soludo allowed and did not allow, it was not just about bad regulations and negligence, there were also some inherent problems which to a large extent was not any1's fault. Forget what Soludo said about our banks being immuned from the global financial crisis,any1 with common sense knew it was only a matter of time be4 we would start having dsame problem and Sanusi cant in all honesty tell us that the whole problem hovers around Soludo and the CEOs alone.But my guy was neck deep in his personal beef with CEOs and ridiculing his predecessor as long as he was playing to the gallery and appealing to the public who were in such awe of his moral standing than understanding that certain policies are economically expedient and are in parallels with the dictates of moral rectitude.
So far our beloved Sanusi has strangled the economy with heavy bureaucratic bottlenecks, everyday he is reeling out new policies to take care of the future when there is no "Now", i wonder which banks and economy are going to be in his "future" cos the ones i see are prostrating and gasping for breath while Mr Sanusi is busy groping in oblivion. I dont care what plans he has for the future unless he relates it with "now",call me weird but i would rather a soludo reeling out practicable policies with postive effect(inspite of his flaws) than a holier than thou Sanusi taking food off people's tables with almost impossible test-run policies.When I look at the two of them, I see two opposing differences, one took on the saddle of leadership; took it to an unprecedented height and made many grave mistakes that could be corrected if handled with great finesse and tact, the other took on the saddle of leadership,run it aground and continues to make thesame clueless mistakes. If I were to choose, i would go for the former and may be put the latter to assist him.

Solomonjay
i ve already and I still have not found any1 that goes by that name on this thread. . Perhaps U guyz are talking abt Ebonyeye. . Buh her name is not becky na. . .abi??

Na Who be Becky, 190? Lol. . Abeg yarn me. . Am already lafin at way U just warn d homeboy. .