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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing U
Ve Ever Done For Love
« #68 on: Today at 01:22:22 PM »
I knw of a man who is stinkinly
rich,he was @ home on a saturday
evenin he just remberd dat d next
day sunday was one of his gf
bday,he went in took his
international passport nd travelld
out of d country to buy a wrist
watch of 50000 pounds.Isn't dat
crazy all in d name of luv lol.
Quote 4rm rhymz
this one na too much money dey worry am. . Hahahahaha. . . Na all these money miss road men!! Scheeew

[quote author=naija_swag link=topic=407073.msg5626478#msg5626478 date=1267710222]birthday party for my sweet 16 @ allseasons[/quote]Bros lemme get U right! u mean Allseasons Hotel in Owerri? So iwu nwa Owerre? Hate to brake it to U but ya swit 16 is a minor, hope U know!!. . . That's realz crazy. , .openly throwing a bash for an under-aged gf. . . Lol

Posted by: tishat
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Yesooo i know am living with an
angel,he made me forgot my
status and constantly remind me
to take my drug,sometimes
when i look at him i dnt believe
he is a Nigerian cos he is so
nice,never lied to me,always at
my beck and call,hnmmm u
guys wnt understand.
I Thank God for himoooo
Quote
Mehn. . . This is some real crazy Love. . . Infact,next time he walks into the room,just whisper softly into his ears: Baby,U give love a good Name!!

Hmmm. . . 4rm the goings-on,it appears the ladies are tryinna lay claims to being responsible for more crazy stuf for lov than the guyz. . . I know gree that one. . .Even here in sch,I know guyz that ve used their sch feez and rent to trip their babes. . . If there was a poll to ascertain the sex that has done crazier stuf for love i think the guyz will win.

Mine was in my 2nd yr in Sch, there was this very hot gal in my hostel(off campus). . . Geeze this gal was on every guy'z toasting radar. . . First i made sure we mounted thesame bike to sch and then started a conversation with her.Sadly,she was in 300L and didn't luk like she was single but i wasn't goina give up coz of those,so we kept seeing eachother 4rm time to time but nothing was happening.I was already begining to show hints of giving up then came an opportunity.She had a problem with a guy outside before entering the hostel but she probably didn't think the guy was goina go far to the extent of tracing her home.I was in my room when i heard ppl shouting outside,I rushed out and it was a gory sight of my private fancy being bullied around by two guyz one of whom I heard was a cultist.Without any hesitation, I jumped on the fray,I grabbed one of the guy's hand and was like broz calm down,U can't be hitting on a woman like that before I could finish my sentence,I was already seeing stars,the other guy had hit me from behind with a stick,I kinda concussed.The next thing I knew,I was in my room and on the bed. . . .the whole thingy ended in police station. . . Then later on,the gal travelled,although she came to see me and thanked me too,I was a lil disappointed coz she came with another guy whom i suspected was her bf,may be I expected too much. . . Even my pals yapped me for being so stupid,I gave my parents an acceptible version of what happened.
After then,I learn to use my head. . Hehehehehe

googles:
[size=13pt]my ex boyfriend was owing a guy a fairly large amount of money
and the guy was really dragging him for it
twas really turning into an embarrassment cos his neighbours were
calling me to come and bail my boyfriend out. . . . . .
i paid the guy even though i was kinda broke then, i still cleared my account for him
two weeks later i saw my boyfriend right on top of his ex . . . . [/size]

Wow sorry about that Gurl,I guez we are all suckers for Love!!

Jumped out of a moving car once
just cos of love~
can anyone beat that~
quote
Lol. . . Bloody lier!!

Hello Nairalanders,
I was reading through a mag and I came across this story, I was like mehn. . . . ppI do crazy thing for Love. Here is the Story: (I once called to ask about a guy
I once dated (this was afteer my
recent divorce) I found out he
was in jail for DUI's. I ended up
driving back and forth for weeks
on end to see him in jail about 40
miles away. I spent money on
him, took him in when he got
out, moved with him to another
place, and then he proceeds to
tell me he will "never love me
like that." (The marriage thing)
When he got drunk one night
and tripped over my son sitting
in the floor--I wised up and got
out.
From then on, it was my son
first--then me. My currrent
hubby took care of both of us--
and even commented how it felt
"like a family" when we were
still just dating. Love, or
something like it, doesn't always
come first in a relationship.
Sometimes it just grows.)
So boyz and gals feel free to relish us with the craziest thing U ve done for Love!! Mine is coming up soon.

“Jonathan meets UMYA”,
shocked Yar’Adua can’t talk or
move
Written by Saharareporters, New
York
Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:05
Nigeria’s gravely sick ruler, Umaru
Yar’Adua, can barely move or
communicate, according to new
revelations about his grim medical
condition given to Saharareporters.
Mr. Yar ’Adua was smuggled back to
Nigeria on Wednesday morning
under cover of darkness, a move
described by a diplomatic source as
a desperate gamble by his wife and
her cabal to hold on to power.
The latest findings buttress
exclusive reports by
Saharareporters as far as two years
ago that Churg Strauss Syndrome, a
debilitating auto –immune disease,
was ravaging Yar’Adua. The
syndrome has been complicated
recently by Yar ’Adua’s lung cancer,
according to our sources.
There are signs that the game may
be drawing to a close for Yar ’Adua’s
greedy and ambitious wife, Hajia
Turai, as service chiefs in the
Nigerian Armed Forces requested
that “Acting President” Goodluck
Jonathan be allowed to see
Yar ’Adua. A source knowledgeable
about the happenings in the
Presidential Villa, where Yar ’adua is
holed up, told Saharareporters that
Goodluck Jonathan has finally seen
Yar ’adua in the company of the
National Security Adviser (NSA),
Sarki Mukthar. Our source said the
two men were shocked to behold
Yar ’Adua’s wasted Yar’Adua body
and dire condition. He was not only
barely conscious but incapable of
conversation or movement.
A different report emerged tonight
denying that Jonathan has
physically sighted Yar ’Adua. But our
presidency source asserted that
Jonathan did make the "top secret"
visit to Yar ’Adua. The source added
that Jonathan was so affected by
Yar ’Adua’s condition that the acting
president showed symptoms of a
fainting spell. He was reportedly
“ stabilized’ by Saudi doctors
attending to Yar’Adua
On Saturday, according to our
sources, Turai engaged in another
gimmick by informing the aviation
assistants at the presidency that she
would want to take her husband out
again to a foreign hospital for
further medical treatment. She was
politely turned down when the
authorities insisted they would have
to see Yar ’adua first or receive his
resignation letter before any
application for use of the
presidential jet can be considered.
However, Turai and the remainder
of the kitchen cabinet have decided
on an extensive manipulation of
the public and the Jonathan-led
federal executive. In addition to
strenuous efforts to prevent any
form of visitation to Yar ’Adua, the
cabal has embarked on a well-oiled
campaign in the northern parts of
the country to portray Jonathan as
an anti-North president who has
diverted funds meant to develop
the North to his region, the Niger
Delta region. As expected, that
campaign is catching fire in certain
parts of the north. The group has
also decided to use the Nigerian
media to tie Jonathan to former
President Olusegun Obasanjo whose
hypocrisy and corruption have
earned him widespread
unpopularity. Obasanjo was the one
who imposed a sickly Yar ’Adua as
“president”.
Turai Yar’Adua and her group –
including former Attorney General
Michael Aondoakaa, former
Governor James Ibori, economic
adviser Tanimu Kurfi, and
Agriculture Minister Sayyad Abba
Ruma – hope their anti-Jonathan
campaign would provoke an
uprising in the north and a move by
the Nigerian military to truncate
Jonathan ’s shot at the presidency
for the remainder of Yar’Adua’s
tenure, which ends in May 2011.
But sources close to Turai describe
her as “desperate and scared in the
face of national and international
resistance to her sinister plans to
maintain a hold on power in the
name of her incapacitated
husband. ”
The sources said Turai has already
been told that she has to let a
broader team of senior officials,
including the service chiefs, to see
Yar ’Adua in whatever form or
shape he might be by Tuesday, or
face the impending consequences of
having him declared incapacitated
by the Federal Executive Council.
British and American diplomats are
known to be piling pressure on
Yar’Adua’s associates and cronies by
threatening to impose sanctions
should they refuse to let him resign
from office. America and the United
Kingdom have made a series of
statements suggesting Yar ’Adua’s
fragile health condition will prevent
him from returning to office, and by
speaking anonymously to the
international media.
Even today, Jonathan received a
letter personally signed by the UK
Prime Minister, Gordon Brown,
asking him to stand firm.
In an interesting development, a
source told Saharareporters today
that Turai has admitted that
Yar ’Adua cannot talk yet, but that
he may be able to talk by Tuesday.
That being the eve of the next FEC
meeting, analysts say that may be
the beginning of another strategy
aimed at another BBC-style
interview, in which a voice is heard
which claims to belong to Yar’Adua.
This week’s FEC meeting is expected
to be of great importance because
last week ’s was aborted by
Yar’Adua’s return.
Saharareporters has been told that
there are now enough votes in the
council to declare Yar ’Adua
incapacitated. But a set of ministers,
who maintain some loyalty to Turai,
are reportedly working on a plan to
persuade Yar ’Adua’s wife to agree
to his resignation instead of facing
the humiliation of a declaration that
he is incapacitated.
Our sources said Turai, who is highly
superstitious, spends hours each day
consulting with highly paid
marabouts who continue to assure
her that her husband would recover.

Posted by: Ladfrey
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y not since we slept on d same
bed so tell me y i cant kiss him
early in d morning without
brushing?
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y not??
Who wants to kiss an ooozing mouth in the name of Love.
Abegi. . . .that wan no be love jare!

It is kinda Funny that many Nigerians have not thought of the possibility that Yaradua is long already dead that's why Turai and Co wont let anyone see him including his own mother.
She is possibly using him as a leverage to continue to enjoy the benefits of his position.Am very convinced that Mr Yaradua is already dead and it was his corpse that was flown into this country to hoodwink us. I mean,even if she doesn't want nigerians to know about his alleged comatose state what about his own mum or does she want to claim that she is more concerned about her husband's well being than his own mum who obviously is geniunely worried about his son unlike Turai who is playing politics with her husband's corpse.I wont be surprise to learn that Mr Yaradua was already dead b4 being flown to Nigeria.Watch out guyz,the story is goina play this way! Dont say i did not say it!

bon bon:
ohhhhhhhh please even if you brush at night, your breath will still have odor in the morning,

broz i beg tell em oh. . . All these guyz and gurls wey dey here dey lie,i will kiss im yansh,i will suck her  kitten and all that bullcrap! Na 2day we dey here am!! Scheeex. . .

Guyz and Galz that are claiming they can kiss their partner before they both brush are lying and they know it. . . Seriously,no clean man or woman will tolerate that and pls spare me the 'if U love each other mantra'.Of course we could do it if actually we had brushed our teeth d nyt b4 but the opposite,I wont do it. . .that's the truth.Leave love outta dis,if she lovez me,she will take her time to make herself more attractive to me than make me wanna puke.

Aloy-emeka
Sometimes U alarm me with Ur posts.I mean U re intelligent than this na! Abi U sef don dey infected with Becomshit syndrom??
How can U, in all Ur intelligence make this kind of far fetched claim.Nduka is a well known media practitioner,if he decides to collaborate with an international body of reput and then extend invitations to former US,Britain etc presidents,it does make him a money bag.What is $500k to these former presidents? Are U saying Bush and Co couldn't have attended unless money exchanged hands. . . Na wa to U o! Emeka,I would ve thought U were capable of a better arguement than this.Seems to Me U are begining to hold becomshit in awe and he is polluting Ur mind with his bizarre delusions.

Pharoh:
Trust me brother they are all just one page each and you will understand best if you read it yourself.  No mind me na all these yeye ranking cause am na. When the teaching hospital of UI was first built in those days, it ranked number 5 in the whole world but where is it today as we speak? Make we stop all these past glory and local champion mentality. One day we will develop our own indigenous ranking system.

hahahaha. . . Bros,U just want me to read these comprehension passages sha!! Anyway,am very busy at the moment,may be later on in the nyt when i don buy my Alabukun put 4 corner incase. . Lol. . . Meanwhile,i am still going to hold my opinion about Unilorin and the rankings.
Let Me give U one very strong reason why I find it hard to believe that sch can be best in any serious minded ranking. . . I ve about 5 of my friends in that Sch.We all got our admissions thesame time two are already through while the remaining three are in their finals. . . Geeez. . U dont want to hear these guyz talk abt their sch. . The other one is in the habit of mimicking the heavy-laden  yoruba accent of many of their Lecturers.When we discuss any issue outside academics they are usually clueless. . . Their so-called engineering students don't even read to better themselves.I am an engineering student myself,I was embarassed by the knowledge of two of my friends in that pithol they call sch.One of em couldn't differentiate btw a spur gear and a helical gear,his response was usually "I don jack am before but e don comot for my head,this is a guy who back in sec sch was hot!! Abeg 4get all these yeye ranking biko. . .

Pharoh:
We can also infer and say what is unique about any Nigerian university. I really want to know what the problem you guys have with UNILORIN? This was the first time they came tops and everyone is on them but no one was on those other universities all these years when they were topping the rankings. 

Brother in such rankings we cannot say unilorin is doing anything right which the other universities are not doing which also applies when comparing Harvard and Princeton.It all boils down to the volume or difference in gap between those universities taking into account the criteria they are using for such rankings. The foundation of all these ranking has noting to do with africans initially at the formative stages. It was only meant to serve the Asian and american universities (not even europe), you can check that up on the internet.

You cannot easily find the data's of the two most prestigious university ranking about african schools unlike these other ones. The criteria also is more complicated than the ones used by other ranking sites. Now for the ranking that said unilorin was first please check up the criteria here http://www.webometrics.info/about_rank.html and compare it to the other two prestigious rankings below.

http://www.arwu.org/ARWUMethodology2009.jsp

http://www.topuniversities.com/university-rankings/world-university-rankings/methodology/simple-overview

You can also check the criteria of another ranking site like the one used to judge unilorin as first here http://www.4icu.org/menu/about.htm as they are almost the same but the positions are different judging from the list here http://www.4icu.org/topAfrica/.

Now in my opinion i think it will be best for us to develop our own indigenous criteria for ranking our universities instead of the above criteria and until then please lets forget this my university is the best kind of argument.

geeez. . . Bros,na who U wan give headaches from reading through all those endless links Wey U post. Shebi U don read am,why not break em down and explain it to us in layman's term for us to understand the criteria.Need I remind U that any group can come up with claims of any favoured sch being the best.I dont give a damn who wins their hearts and polls to emerge best coz it beats my imagination that these so-called ranking(abi na rantings sef) will rank one sch the best only to come out next yr to pronounce another sch who hitherto where not even in the first three.And then the former best is no where close to the first three best, . . Geeez. . How dem dey do their own grading make we know, unless the likes of becomshit is on the panel doing sb's bidding, . Until then Unilorin to me is just another naija Universtity,too much hype no substance!!!

Kaffs:
when a university is being recognised for its work i think that it should be applauded as opposed to what most of you have been doing based on your myopic views. I know for sure that if it had been any other so called first generation school that had lead other nigerian universities, your egos would have been sated. For unilorin to have been named the best in nigeria  it is probably doing some things right which some other schools have neglected.Just as you cant judge the school(unilorin)based on what you saw ten years ago, you cant still believe that your school is still the best based on its past achievements. Basically, there is no school that does not have good students ,it is what those students can do for themselves that matters most

Well, it appears U ve got the answers,at least U sound reasonable unlike becomshit.So pls,I would like U to explain to us in clear english the criteria that were used to come to the conclusion that Unilorin is the best Sch in Nigeriia.And pls don't sell that crap about them having very few 1st class grads that's so lame or the size of the Sch coz that's a dumb arguement as well. Just let us know what it is Unilorin has been doing right that other schools are getting wrong.Pls enlighten us,may be we are ignorant of some facts.Until then,Unilorin is a paper tiger to me!!

Sb posted on FB THAT yaradua has re-appeared!

@Reality
na lie jor! unless Ur babe no be human being,I bet U wont kiss her if U percieve any foul ordour oozing outta her mouth.Ok imagine say she eat beans b4 crashing!Chei,i can imagine the thing.
@190 and Ska the both of U should be comic characters,I don laf so tey my ribs dey pain me!
Am not that kinda guy to pretend i like sth when obviously I don't.I will somehow avoid kissing any oozing mouth whether na mormor or noon,me i no go come close let alone kiss am even if I love her die.
@Oblong
. . . Hahahahahaha. . . Una no go kill me here.

I think this arguement is taking a dive into unseriouse and parochial sentiments.
What's all these jejune arguements about defending Ur school,I know becomshit has a soft spot for retrogressive and retarded arguements but do we have to come down to his lvl. . Geeezee. Even a respected member like Jarus is unwittingly towing the becomshit's way!! Guyz wake up and give us mature arguements without subscribing to becomshit's methods and taste.
Does it not seem fool-hardy that a school would deliberately make sure that the number of 1st class grads is reduced whatever it takes even if it means hiring external markers to find loopholes that are not there? Are ppl not supposed to be given 1st class based on merit and hardwork,what's this braggadocio about 1 student coming out with a 1st class out of 7500 students.Dont we all find their intentions impeachable? It should be a slight to both the sch and the academic staff that out of 7500 students,they could only make 1 or 2 students a 1st class material,woe to such a system.I find it stupid when lecturers boast about students failing their course,that to me goes to show that irrespective of Ur intelligence,the id!ot will see to it that U most likely fail it to prove his point and massage his ego. . .nonsense!
Guyz abeg make we argue with some seriousness here,lending credence to the garbage knowledge becomshit is spewing here only makes us look exactly likely him.Enough of this OAU is the bomb,UI is the best thing since slice bread and UniLag is the best thing to happen.
I like it when people argue with perspectives,what i see most of us doing is satisfy our parochial interest and glorify our dead schools.Let me set sth straight here,in the 60s,schools like UI &OAU served the SW region,UniLag was relatively new then.While UNN served the whole of the Eastern region and ABU served the whole of the North.
Yes, most of these ol schools are now a shadow of themselves but they are still the best,if we were to go by the right standards and pls,pls and pls am saying this to my SW brothers most of whom only have been to sch only in their region,UI and OAU were not and presently are not the best schools in Nigeria.They are one of the best(i am open to arguement) not entirely the best unless we want to take away schools like ABU & UNN even in the 60s it was a competion amongst these premier Universities and it still is.These schools have produced the best brains of this country and ve continued to do so,mentioning only UI and OAU as if they are the only premier Universities in Nigeria is to go the becomshit way and I treat such posts as kiddish and baseless.Sadly, what we fail to realize is that our schools are a shadow of themselves even relatively new private schools like Madonna,Convenant and igbinidion can boast of a better standing than them. . . It is a shame though but i dont think it has degenerated to the extent where Schools like Unilorin (which parades students like becomshit) will openly call out these premiers to a Duel.

googles:
[size=13pt]i wouldn't call it fighting nature. . . . . i personally cannot stand oozing breaths so i have to check my own first before pointing at someone you know . . . .and wen i said talk alot i meant my job, my job involves talking so automatically i have to have a clean breath to do that as i wont want to offend
my clients  [/size]

So what U re saying is that U wont tolerate the early morning sulphide stench 4rm ya Bobo?? Hahahaha. . That means ya luv get limits. . Lol. . And yeah U re right wif the spraymint thangy,I was just jyoking O! Anyway,if I see ya boo i will tell him to keep a fresh mouth,all dat kulikuli,peanut,tanfili and beans wey im dey like munch,he will have to stop it. . . Hehehe

igbonla:
Life is hard enough chasing the goodies of life; can't afford to be tied down by anybody with traces of attitude issues. You are so long gone if you misbehave!

bros e be like say U be Apko guy like Moi! Lol

googles:
[size=13pt]lol . . . . .trust me i compulsively obsessively brush my mouth every time. . . . .so i know i have a very fresh breath and emm i do talk alot

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. . . Geeze. . . Sounds like a person who is compulsively and obsessively fighting nature. . Hehehehe. . . Going around with spraymints. . . Hahahaha. . .plus U talk a lot. . . Hahahaha. . I hope say U no dey whisper sha!! Lol. . . I like ya style gurly atleast U re not leaving any shyt to chance. . Hahahaha

googles:


[size=13pt]guilty as charged milord  [/size]i can kiss at any frigging time of the day but hey i have the freshest breath ever so nothing do me  

even person wey get smelly mouth no go agree say im mouth dey ooze. . . Na pesin go tell U,Nne!! And trust me galfriend U dont want to be told that!!

So because I love her,I go com kiss mouth wey dey ooz like gutter!!! what if e be say na beans or salad im chop sleep nko!!

Hi Everyone,
I need Ur thoughts on this,My room mate,his galfriend, I and a female friend were having a very funny debate about Love & relationship.The female friend asked me if I would kiss my galfriend early in the morning before any of us brush our teeth.
I was like yuk! Nyama! With the heavy sulphide stench oozing outta our mouths,o boy e no gel na.I told her clearly that I couldn't do that.Which kind dirty love be dat. . . Hehehehe. . . My roomy's Gf was like then U don't love her. . . I went like,realy! U sleep here sometimes, I dont see U kissing and snogging him immediately after waking Up. . . My homeboy just kept quite in a very funny way,the whole scene was a very funny one.From his reticense during the issue,I knew of course homeboy no go love reach there . . Hahahahaha. . . So  guyz and galz make Una reason am then tell Us what U fink!!

keismail:
If u like go hell because of your human ranking univ.,i finished 4rm oou and less than 1yr now i ve been employed by one bank here,so 4 m oou is d best univ all over d world,take it or not.May b if i attend any of your so called,i may not get d opportunity.Well pray 4 God 2 give u better job,because here na certificate we they worship no b school my pple.

mehn Broz,dis Ya gist no hold water O!

keismail:
If u like go hell because of your human ranking univ.,i finished 4rm oou and less than 1yr now i ve been employed by one bank here,so 4 m oou is d best univ all over d world,take it or not.May b if i attend any of your so called,i may not get d opportunity.Well pray 4 God 2 give u better job,because here na certificate we they worship no b school my pple.

mehn Broz,dis Ya gist no hold water O!

190
Do U ve a better way?? Dont tell me U will call em and talk to em that's so not goina work trust me.

Becomshit. . . Hahahaha. . . The more I see Ur mumbo-jumbo the more I am convinced that Unilorin can't be mentioned in thesame breadth with the Best. Sometimes I wonder where U get Ur sauce coz U re so tasteless. . . If I were a product of Unilorin,and I get to know U are also an alumnus,mehn! I will be very ashamed.Who can believe that sb like U is a grad of any Uni,the only place that sb like U should grad 4rm is a Mental institution.