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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 2:13pm On Apr 23, 2013
Lewenski12: Well, my cv was sent succesfully, dey sent a mail containin a reference number and saying wud be contacted within 24 hrs. Then I got a mail from d funso.tooki above sayin I shud submit @ their site. So yall avin problems sendin can just got to dia site directly.
may be you should go to their site, submit there and tell us how u did it
Celebrities › Re: A Photo of Eldee And His Family by rhymz(m): 1:48pm On Apr 23, 2013
lailai that is not Eldee's wife. I have seen a family picture of Eldee their daughter and the wife, she is not this big
Politics › Re: Pack And Go: Buhari & Tinubu To PDP by rhymz(m): 1:45pm On Apr 23, 2013
making noise in the media does not win elections.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 1:25pm On Apr 23, 2013
otun oba: Lolzzzz..........What a display of industry ignorance! Please note it is wrong to make such conclusions based on what you are told by your friends. Now, your corrections:

GTBank hires you only if @ the end of the 4months training programme you make a cummulative score of 65% and above as would be stated on your Training school offer letter and NOT the top 5 or 10.

GTBank is NOT the highest paying in the industry but among the industry top 3. (FBN and DBN)

Banker's remuneration dont in any way compete with oil firms with the exceptions of SMs and above.

Warm regards,
You are a cocky fool sounding for sounding so insulting. Who you wan form for? Couldn't you have made your point without sounding like you have got a pea-size brain?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 10:35am On Apr 23, 2013
Oluchi Umelo: Pls guys, wot did u use as d subject of d mail? Pls reply ASAP
my Cv
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 9:31am On Apr 23, 2013
[quote author=Annaïs]I think so. Getting confused.[/quote]yeah cos if you look at it, the msg about going to their website started this morning. And It was this morning I sent my Cv the 2nd time with my other email. The email i used in sending my CV last night is yet to recieve any mail notidying me to go to their website to submit. I am guessing the have probably reached their max
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 9:22am On Apr 23, 2013
[quote author=Annaïs]No, I didn't succeed.[/quote]I had thesame problem. But guess what? I sent my CV last night using the training@gtbank email addy, i got the mail for the ref no only but nothing about going to any site for submission but when I use my other email address to send my cv to dsame gtbank email i sent to last night, i got two msg. Is it possible it has to do with timing?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 9:05am On Apr 23, 2013
[quote author=Annaïs]@rhymz, use the above link. Though it showed an error message after I registered maybe it's better to try with a computer because I used my phone. please inform me if yours goes through.[/quote]thanks dear...it did go through but most of the links wont highlight and the whole thing is kind of confusing to use. Did you succeed in using it to send the CV?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 8:55am On Apr 23, 2013
[quote author=bayus_2003][color=#006600][/color] won't argue with you. Just go make your findings properly shikena[/quote]I dont deal with findings, i jave people working there and I know what they earn.
Politics › Re: MASSOB: Try Uwazuruike For Treason, Face Hell by rhymz(m): 8:52am On Apr 23, 2013
hotwax: Yes you are right. Dangote is igbo. Otedola, Adenugas are igbo.
Igbo also own MTN.
Igbo owns chevron.

In short Igbo owns the economy of Nigeria
Your world outlook starts and ends in Yorubaland, little wonder you argue from a limited stand point. Dangote and Adenuga may be billionaires but we all know that majority of the Big time Jobs in Lagos are largely driven by non-Nigerians, Indians, Lebanese, Chinese, RSA, Europeans and Americans, come to the Southeast, that is a very sharp deviation, majority of the manufacturing businesses, and services are fully owned by Igbo people. The economy of the East is majority Igbo, from Onitsha to Aba to Portharcourt Igbo own very large scale businesses there. It is not just about a few people owning billions, we are talking about equitable distribution of wealth, Igbo land beats any other part of this country in that. Untill you leave Lagos which happens to be the lifevlood of the SW you will never know what happens in other parts, dont force your myopic arguments on others with wider interactions and more informed views, there are way more Nigerians not living in Lagos living very decent and comfortable life thab your almighty Lagos can provide. Go to places like Onitsha, Aba, Kaduna and Kano, you will realize it is not all about making the loudest noise afterall.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 8:40am On Apr 23, 2013
[quote author=bayus_2003][color=#006600][/color]first Bank pays the most...wonder were u get your info from undecided[/quote]GTbank pays the most not first bank.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 8:21am On Apr 23, 2013
[quote author=Annaïs]Just submitted mine now and received a mail containing a reference number and another mail telling me to submit my CV via their website. Please, who got the same mail? Let me know. Thanks.[/quote]i did too but cant seem to find where on their site one can send the cv
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 8:06am On Apr 23, 2013
[quote author=style$co]They had an exam for some peeps last week.
A friend of mine told me he was supervising the exam but I didn't ask if it was for entry graduates.[/quote]it appears they are doing it in batches, I have a friend that is currently undergoing their graduate trainee programme in PH, as I write, we are still chatting on whatsapp. They write tests and exams almost every end of the week, it is like a degree award training programme with very well established professionals and academics lecturing and giving them life exams of big company accounts for them to balance. It is fiercly competetive as according to him, you have to be in the first 10 to be considered for emplotment
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 8:01am On Apr 23, 2013
anitank: Did I hear someone say Diamond Bank pays 200k o fresh gradutes?? That's one fat lie oga
yeah they do....i have a friend that is presently working for them now...he went through their graduate trainee programme that lasted for about 3months. He is not your front desk-give out cash banker o....i am talking of core staff.
Politics › Re: MASSOB: Try Uwazuruike For Treason, Face Hell by rhymz(m): 7:07am On Apr 23, 2013
This issue is being treated by Yoruba commentators here because it has not taken a violent phase. Hope una kukuma know how heartless and fearless an average Igbo thug can be, an average Igbo thug exert his wickedness without any resistence. And be very sure no Igbo man will kill a fellow Igbo just to make a point to the FG but I fear other tribes in the East, the Hausa being a potential target, government properties, and yes, other eastern tribes might be a recipient of any violence that will fall out of this. Igbo people are not Yorubas that can be easily pacified by Obas and backdoor agreement. If every young Igbo person should dare see the profitability of violence as a way to survival in this foolish country, Nigeria will have more than Bokoharam and MEND TO wORRY ABOUT. Like somebody has already said, just dont give us reasons to bind together and start wrecking havoc in this country, Igbos are no strangers to war or violence, this one no be about bombing of oil installations or randomly throwing bombs in a crowd while hiding somewhere to claim responsibility, it will be a full scale war similar to what is going on in Syria and the Congos, FG can decide to push the buttons, we are all watching.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 11:17pm On Apr 22, 2013
by the way, I just sent my cv via the training@gtbank.com address and got an immediate electronically generated notification msg from gtbank that my email had been recieved and they will get back to me in 24hours.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank 2013 CV Submission by rhymz(m): 10:59pm On Apr 22, 2013
i think the job posting was gotten from naijahotjobs. . .the email has been returning mails back because they have stopped it from recieving. The have probably reached their maximum intake. Besides, I am kind of skeptical if the posting is for graduate entry level position cos I have a couple a friends undergoing their trainee programme in portharcourt. It is a four month intensive training, test and exams programme is core banking and finance, Law, accounting and spreadsheet package of the bank. Their training is so intense and highly competetive, it is when you come out in the first 5 or 10 that you are chosen. During the training they are paid an allowance of 50k every month but when they get fully employed, starting salary is between 250-300k. GTB pays the highest amongst all the Nigerian banks followed closely by First bank and Diamond. I know a friend that went through thesame four month trainee programme in Diamond bank, he just started collecting his salary, 200k....thats why every man they rush...these guys compete with oil firms, gba be.
Politics › Re: MASSOB: Try Uwazuruike For Treason, Face Hell by rhymz(m): 9:30pm On Apr 22, 2013
confusion247: My guy just save your megabyte for another day, MASSOB is a joke, in fact they are the most useless group on earth. They don't have knockout talk not of bomb or ogbunigwe. They will all rot in jail.
To make the matter worst, their so called leaders OHANEZE went to kano to give their support for amnesty for boko haram while disregarding hundreds of MASSOB members languishing in detention in police cells and prisons in igbo land. The true situation of things here is Uwazurike is just few yards away from prison, were he will die for heading a useless and non active group called MASSOB.
because they have not gone violent abi? You are the FOOL here. Anyway, I dare the eeediotic judges to start their trials.
Politics › Re: MASSOB: Try Uwazuruike For Treason, Face Hell by rhymz(m): 7:52pm On Apr 22, 2013
firetrap: how foolish u are in spewing rubbish from ur trap, "if massob is serious with the threats then its a welcome idea". where will they carry out the "threats" = the east. who will be the victims of the "welcomed idea" of violence = easterners. don't be to quick to call for violence. besides the crimes he is being accused of are treasonable
God go Punish your mouth there. Fool. See how comfortable it is for you to claim his crimes are treasonable, make thunder striker your father and mother there, ediiooot. OPC, BokoHaram, and MEND that are busy killing people have no crime to answer to abi? Na satan go impregnate your mother, you swine.
Politics › Re: MASSOB: Try Uwazuruike For Treason, Face Hell by rhymz(m): 7:38pm On Apr 22, 2013
I doubt the Federal government understands the implication of daring to try Uwazurike for treason while murderers in the south-south and North are being chased around and placated with gifts of contracts. Make no mistake about this, the Eastern region is the lifeblood of this country, if Igbo youths decided to reign terror on everywhere in the region, Nigeria can kiss its existence good bye. Even if it means tribal wars in the east, be rest assured no Igbo person will sit back and watch some bigoted judges and government officials pour insults on our sensibilities. I dare the goons in the government to go ahead with the trial and watch Nigeria divide, this is not a matter militancy, this will be full tribal war in the eastern region by the time the activities of angry Igbo youth crosses into the south-south, maybe then the goons asking for his trial will have a rethink. Stewpid bigots, una no try OPC leaders, Ateke Tom, Asari Dokubo, Bokoharam and the rest, na a group of disenchanted Igbo people with non-violent approach na im una quick wan try. . .make God punish all of una ancestors, because na Igbo man abi?
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Lagos Council Chairman Relives Ordeal by rhymz(m): 7:14pm On Apr 22, 2013
This whols story sound very very preposterous and staged. Kidnappers cooking indomie and washing your clothes? Kidnappers worrying about social issues to you after they had earlier told him somebody had paid for his life? This kind chatty kidnappers na wa o. . . They shot at his SUV while his driver was trying to make an escape, driver came out of the car and just ran away without being shot, wowhuh
Your eyes with tightly blindfolded with a piece of clothes yet you knew the room you slept in had AK-47 everywhere. And then he went political blaming the PDP government. . . This guy is a dramatist walahi
Christianity Etc › Re: Why are majority of those who fall under annointing female? by rhymz(m): 7:24pm On Apr 21, 2013
[quote author=Mr knowitall.]I understand what you are saying...and Ive also observed this phenomena too.....but what i also observed is that....THE RICH WOMEN OR WELL TO DO WOMEN IN THE CHURCH ARE NEVER EVER MOVED BY TOUCHING OR SPIRITS.....ITS ALMOST ALWAYS THE NEEDING OR LOWER INCOME WOMEN THAT GETS TOUCHED BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SORT.....IVE NEVER SEEN THIS HAPPEN TO A MEN IN CHURCH....JUST WOMEN.....[/quote]if you wan see real holyspirit drama go watch TB joshua's emmanuel Tv: . .lol. . You go laugh so tey u go mess. More than 10 women made claims of being the queen of the coast abi na see. . .lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Why are majority of those who fall under annointing female? by rhymz(m): 7:22pm On Apr 21, 2013
rezzy: Personally for me, i dont allow people to lay hands on me. I dont believing in falling down when service is on not until i went for a programme/deliverance in MFM and a prayer point was made (and before then i have been fasting for 5 weeks 6 to 6,) which i prayed very well, i didnt believe what happened to me, i kept pinning the ground with my toes cos i dont want to fall but for where, anointing kept pushing me everywhere, my legs were twisting, the ministers couldnt even hold me. Even when they managed to put me on the seat, it will take me from the seat and kept pushing me about. People i went with were pitying me (according to them) cos the way i was falling on chairs. (i felt ashamed after everything) I remember i was putting on my glasses and it didnt remove from my face. Since then, it has happened only once. After that great deliverance, i can see d result.

One thing i know is some people still fake it cos some MOG will push u, march your legs till u fall. When i was in my teen, especially during vigils, once we are touched, we fall to the ground and sleep till morning.
hahahahhaha. . . Guy go siddon inside bag of rice jare, what do you expect, 5-6wks of fasting and parying then yoy come church, stand for several hours with your eyes closed, even mike tyson go fall down in such hypnotic state of lightness. . .holy spirit indeed. . .scheeew
Christianity Etc › Re: Why are majority of those who fall under annointing female? by rhymz(m): 7:12pm On Apr 21, 2013
Napoleon umolo: If u are in d spirit wen prayer is going on it is sure dat d holy spirit will visit u.But most at time we keep on looking at pple praying wen we are supose 2 be praying & dis is mainly done by men ourselves.Dat is y men has not be falling under anointing.
so holy spirit dey look men face...lol...he must be dumb scared to dey look uche face.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why are majority of those who fall under annointing female? by rhymz(m): 7:08pm On Apr 21, 2013
And I have noticed that it is women with very low I.Q and superstitious freaks that you see most in churches falling and screaming. My Uncle's wife is one of them, I have never seen a paranoid Christian lady like her before, this woman virtually watches Emmabuel TV 24hrs. Most times when my Uncle and I are around, she would try so hard to get us interested into their miracle programme, o boy, like my Uncle will say: this is pure fictional entertainment for dumb people. You would hear things like; "who are you in this body, speak in the name of Jeos christ" and the lady goes; "I am the queen of the coast", I killed her husband, her younger brother, destroyed her career and blablabla. . .and am always like, Bleep, where is the police to arrest this retard? How can you say all that on TV and xome back home to see it was a demon in you that was talking. . .damn! Crazy nonsensical drama. Women like drama, and that is what the pastors give them in church, drame.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why are majority of those who fall under annointing female? by rhymz(m): 5:40pm On Apr 21, 2013
dbride: We are free to ask questions but not to analyse the things of the spirit because most times they dont make sense, for God uses the foolish things to confound the wise. That is why you can only understand it by faith. When you first believe, understanding comes.

If you must walk with God, be ready to accept situations hook, line and sinker. No questions just absolute TRUST. He sees your heart and will always order your steps away from fraudulent "men/women of God" because of your FAITH and TRUST in Him. God is moved first by what He sees in your heart.
another docile dummy christian going on and on about trite explanation of spiritual BS. When dem wan do their abracadabra dem go begin tell you not to ask or question the rubbish. Abeg shut it and save all that childish talk for your sunday school shildrien. . Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Why are majority of those who fall under annointing female? by rhymz(m): 5:34pm On Apr 21, 2013
[quote author=samm_miey]Becos they prefer to fall dan to getting a*roused by the men of God touch,u knw women nah,smal tin,dia body don stand.[/quote]hahahahhaha. . . Guy you dey craze o. . .my God, you got me laughing in public like a psycho. . .hahahahaha
Romance › Re: Five Signs Your Man Is Cheating by rhymz(op): 11:53am On Apr 21, 2013
baslone: When there is always a terrible accident on Ikorodu road. wink
that wont fly. . .she can easily confirm if you are lying or not.
Romance › Re: Five Signs Your Man Is Cheating by rhymz(op): 11:52am On Apr 21, 2013
Darlene babe: when its obvious dat diff stories come up as an excuse. n also wen u hack into his phone... u will b amazed.
hack into his phone? Why will you do that? I go para for my babe if she does that to me o.
Romance › Five Signs Your Man Is Cheating by rhymz(op): 9:25am On Apr 21, 2013
Ladies Must Raed:Five Signs Your Man is Cheating
I might get kicked out of the brotherhood for breaking the bro-code, but ladies, I’m sacrificing myself just for you. You could be missing obvious signs that your man is cheating because your man is pretty good with his game, but I’m going to blow the roof off of all that right now, and open your eyes to some truth. If you pay close attention, you’ll be able to spot these hints (if they exist). Don’t go applying all of this to your man all willy nilly, and make accusations out of paranoia. Make sure the shoe fits before you tell him to put it on and get to steppin … Here’s your list of hints to look for:
1. All of a sudden, with no explanation, the brother’s grooming habits take a serious turn for the better. He used to go a lil on the rough side (looking a tad bit unkempt) but now he’s looking like Dapper Dan? Hmm. If he didn’t just get a new job or started going to church, look a lil deeper.
2. Your man suddenly has a new favorite article of clothing – that ‘he’ just bought. If he just popped up with a new favorite pair of pants (that he thinks he looks very good in) it could be that another chick bought them — or told him he looks very good in them.
3. If every time he goes to hang out, suddenly nobody has a name and it’s always just random “guys” he hanging with, there might be something to look into.
4. In the bedroom things have changed – for no apparent reason. It could be that he’s kind of lost interest and it’s over quickly or it could be that he’s putting it down like never before … both of these could be potential hints.
5. Finally, he explains everything a bit too much. If his story of why he was a half an hour late home took him a half an hour to explain … watch out.
Culled from. . . .lol
Career › Re: PDMS, Piping Designers And Piping Engineers: Lets Connect Here. by rhymz(m): 8:07am On Apr 21, 2013
Rich4god: Plz house... How do i get the PDMS software. I have tried so many site but no avail.
use torrent sites. . H33t.com
Celebrities › Re: My Fiance Has Covered My Shame - Comedian Princess Is Getting Married by rhymz(m): 6:23am On Apr 21, 2013
Coldfeet: Princess is a comedian! For krying out loud!! that statement was squarely for comic sake and there's NOT AN IOTA OF LOW SELF ESTEEM that can be found on Princess! Haba!! Congrats sweerie wish you bliss in ur union!
out of the abundance of the hearth the mouth speaketh. That statement was just as serious as a heart attack. Do you know how difficult it is to be successful, overweight and find somebody to love you for real and not just for the ride?
Her statement was just a revelation of her inner fears, she just decided to heave a sigh of relief, you will dumb to think the statement did not mean what it realy means.

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