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Texas.Cowgirl:
Sholly, the best way to get him on your good side is by gaining 400lbs and posting ediotic half-baked "I have lost 5 lbs this week" posts on every thread with one sloppy slipper bo-obs hanging out from one once-was-white bra.

hahahahah. . . You and I know she tamed your lousy dry $$ and turned you into a basic Biatch. She basically love-vendor-slapped you like her Biatch. . . Lol

Shollypopz: So you've been in a good mood and you've been acting all miserable, I wonder how you'll behave when u're in a bad mood. Anyway, your pathetic life is none of my business, you are my new play thing and I'll get a reaction from you whenever, wherever mangina!

Yeah I have, I know being bitchy and quarrelsome are your personality traits, too bad everyone is not as miserable as you, and I don't care. Perhaps you should eat up some make-up to help you feel pretty inside too-4ckin oversensitive Biatch.

Shollypopz: ^^ thank your stars she hid my reply! "Sholypoo" is not an insult right?? I will meet you in another thread, u are officially my new play thing

@JeSoul4Christ: how body??

God help you, you run your mouth when I am not a good mood, you will be surprised how serious shit can get. . In case ileke no tell you, I am no nice dude, especially to unruly girls.

JeSoul: Lady Sholly & Gent Rhymz, please friends, lets try to mind our language and leave out the insults ehn. Thank yous.

Am sorry if I am making your job a little more harder, you know some times some of the girls can be uneccessarily uncouth, I just wanted to give her a taste of her own medicine so she does not think that she can bamboozle anyone that does not neccessarily dig her antics. Abi she think say because I am a guy I will just let her insult me like that, ileke-idi that I was even taunting did not even take ish as serious as she did. Anyway, at this point, I am going to stop and just ignore her. Once again, sorry for the headache.

kunle fox: @Lekanleo,Omidan answered..the invite was by mail

That's the thing, I don't understand how they upload cv on that site,that was what I was ranting about till I got these emails to send the cv...I got a ref number before the man replied. Did you include your cover letter? if you did, be positive they will call!
And I also met their staff at this career fair,I submitted my cv there too but they replied after this mail and stuff!

is there any need for cover letter? Did not include that. . . I don't think at this stage, a cover letter is important. When is the deadline for submission anyway?

what is her point sef. . I know there was badblood around the time Jaye died to the point Stella moved outta the house and rented an expensive place she was paying 2million per yr.
Wumi needs to STFU and stop acting like the lady killed her brother. Stell is also from a wealth home so wetin be the biggy

realbomax: pls how did u guys submit ur cv on gt site because whenever i try to open their career page it always return me to mobile page again

i doubt if anyone has been able to submit their CV via the gtbank site...the best you will get is registration. Just use the emails.

kunle fox: Rhymez...thanks for the info!
I don't really know how to send the cv through their site because I didn't, I just registered on their site on the irecruit platform then I just started sending mails to those adds..try creating an account on the irecruit platform.

I already registered last nyt at their Irecruit platform and have already sent my cv vie the emails. I used two different emails to send the CVs, the first one got only ref no msg while the 2nd one got both the ref msg and tooki. Guy msg. . You think they will call?

According to my guy that is currently undergoing their trainee programme in Ptown, the questions are typical gmat questions, 50 gmat questions on logic, maths and verbal. Then current affairs. I mean before you are qualified for the trainee programme o. .. .after the test, if you pass, there will be series of interviews as well.

pls can anyone here explain to everyone how to submit the CVs on their website. I have tried with no success. I also got the msg with ref no and the one from the funso.tooki guy. Does that indicate anything positve

Shollypopz: How? Out of everyone that derailed this thread, it was only me that got to you.
Tell me what u're really mad at, silly biased prick??!
....at least I wasn't the one barking like a dog with rabies for ppl to accept paganism, my buzzing just seem to attract attention than the lousy piece of sh1t u vomit on here.

Don't bother quoting me cos you'll be ignored henceforth.

ok. . If I was in doubt before, now I know, Just confirmed it, you are ileke-idi. No wonder. Carry on.

fonssy: Since I joined NL, this is the thread I have seen with the most pages of comment. Hmmmm...

Are you joking? Go and dig up FL Gators, Platinum nk, TheSeeker, Amebo and see how these pple generate traffic in a matter of hours bickering and taunting eachother. . .i missed those threads with style o. I thought this thread was at some point going to go that way. . Lol. . Shymex was mature enough not to oblige those girls, if not eh, those gals were ready to go all the way talking o. . .lol. Babe this one no plenty o...at all.

ShyM-X:
Bro., I had to re-read the posts and edited the shite lol... I don't want the MET popos knocking on my door with guns and shiite...

Anyway, I was just mad my NBA team I stayed all night to watch play - lost - that's the spirit of the NBA playoffs... and these slimey byt.ches were making fun of the shoes I paid a darn fortune to get... I'm back to normal - shite happens, bro...

Anyway, where slimey abiL at? - I was joking with your little ar.se... Don't go snitching to the feds...

hahahahah. . . So that was you venting off, I thought as much. But I had fun reading those exchanges and those other gals and guyz flirting on the side. . . By the way, are you BBkbaby? I notice he does not comment again.

ItsModella: rhymz dey mad...who do you think is gonna read that epistle of yours?

You just like internet gragra sha. . Which part of Ajegunle you remove from sef. . Na ur type the burst bottle for im fellow woman head over nothing....abeg easy o. . Lol

oMG. . . I have been laughing hysterically over the intrigues of these thread. Mehn, Shollypop, Pleep,Reality,Abil, that weird Naija G-boi, Brownloard and worthy of mention Shymex. . Lol. . You guys practially turned this thread into an interesting fun-filled hang-out fisticuff. Can't believe I paused at my work for close to an hour reading your posts from page1 to the end. . Lol. .
Onipanu your story about the fingerlicking incident got me laughing, from the way u dey yarn, u prolly be gidi son from Sabo Onipanu. . Lol.
And mehn, Brownlord, you are weird in a funny kind of way, jokes apart, you got that girl following you seriously and was even fending off attacks for you then all of a sudden, Bang! You are writing in CAPS and going all Naija on guyz that were cursing your guts. . .lol. . You no well O . .
The most entertaining part of this thread was seeing Shymexx going all MaD and threatening Abil. . .hahahahahahahahah. . . Can't believe these girls got under shymex's skin and made fun of his $$. . .that was so hilarious to the point even his buddy REALITY thought he sounded like a "Black serial Killer" with the way he kept on threatening to break Abil's bones and coming to treat her 4ck up in her school. . .lol. . Dude, how could you be so mad like that cos your *$$ was on?? Wow, so shymex can't even take his own medicine. . .lol. . No insult intended bro but you and I know that you are one of the most foul-mouthed posters on NL, you even beat BBking to it. By the way, where is that BBking abi na BBkbaby again sef, like he just went hiatus on NL abi he changed I,D sef, he and Shymex sound so much alike though. They share an equal hatred of the Igbos and are devout diasporan Yoruba guyz. . .abi na thesame person sef. . .lol anyway, shymex relax jor with all the threats and stuff, don't go threatening sb and tomorrow when shit goes wrong with her, The FBI, CNN, BBC and the whole American/British media will be all over NL scrutinizing and analyzing the shiiit you say here. . .lol. . Abi you know see how those Two marathon bomber brothers tweets and FB comments became a subject of some serious investigations. Biko mellow down . . . Meanwhile, it was fun seeing you mad. . Who is next. . . .REALITY I guess. . Brouhahahahahah

@Demdem
2. I don't expect you to be forthcoming with the truth about this government's laudable achievement. Obasanjo your kingsman was President for how many years again? What exactly were his achievements? No need to overflog the issue anyway cos it is subjective.
3. You obviously do not know anything about winning elections, may be that is why Buhari has repeatedly lost all three attempts and continued to cry and beg. A Political party's Structures and penetration put any candidate running on such platform in a huge advantage over personal likeability or Charisma. PDP is the only Nigerian Political party with such an extensive reach, CPC and ACN are popular on the fringes in the north, period. And don't even try to give the impression that Buhari got votes solely on the strength of his likeability and appeal, that is BS. Buhari got just as much sympathy and partisan votes as Jonathan did. While his thugs in the CPC were busy enlisting underage childrien and cattles to swell his votes, Jonathan's thugs were busy in the entire Eastern region coercing people to vote only for JEG through all manner of means-legal and illegal, the only difference is that the PDP was better in the game, so why cry foul? Your arguments are baseless and full of sentimental BS that I am not interested to argue about. Are you trying to feign selective amnesia that there were no reported cases of underage voting in the North? We had people from Rep. Of Niger and Chad trooping in to collect voters card and register, just so they can vote. You overlook all that and try to falsely give the false impression that Buhari got all his votes through the legal process of balloting? Just like the APC abi na ACN, you all are a bunch of dishonest desperados that will lie, cheat, twist and turn a blind eye to your own very obvious flaws while shoulting murder at another person that decides to be brazen with his.
3. Whose fault is it that he did not have a strong structure, PDP?. . .lol. . Anyone that develops maleria will even blame it on the PDP. . It is so easy and effortly to call those three letter-words especially when you are serial failure, Buhari is a typical example. It is not Jonathan's fault that he was politically savvy enough to win huge voting numbers in the North, Buhari's supposed stronghold, something Buhari could not do in all of his lame attempts, so quit sucking and get in line, this is politics and not a love affair.
4. Lol. . . Just admit it that you made an error with that "nationality" thing biko, no need to dey form on top am like say you meant anything different from what it obviously is. And you don't have to lie about living in the SS or any part of the eastern region just so you can make your point, homey. Buhari is not loved anywhere in the region neither does he have any following here. IBB and Atiku can be making such claim, not Buhari that is generally synonymous with BokoHaram and despotic rulership here, and to prove you wrong, he has never won any state in the entire Eastern region in all his lame attempts. Any popularity you attribute to him here is strictly fictitious, I should know cos I travel virtually to the entire length and breadth of this region and even the SW region by virtue of my Job.
5. Hahahaha. . .now you are going to lecture me about constitutional requirements all because I pointed out that you exaggerate the relevance of the SW in deciding who wins an election. Hahaha. . You should be smarter than to directly conclude that I am arguing he does not need SW votes, of course he does, my argument is that he does not need their full support or votes to win if he has the full backing of the Entire Eastern region and to some extent, the MB and gets the 25% votes from the remaning sub-regions, that is the Fact. That was how the SW was made inconsequential in the last elections, the total votes from the entire region was not even up to 4million, Lagos account for about 35-40% of it, so much for the much hyped "power Broker Region" blablabla.. . .Jonathan punctured your soufflé.
6. The PDP is a curse? Lol. . Because the ACN is trying by all means possible to replace them and then plague us with their gangsterism and mafia style of leadership. We all know the PDP is not perfect and full of people with questionable antecedents but the ACN is even worse and have shown very disturbing potentials to be worse than the PDP if given the opportunity, that we Nigerians will not allow. Prio to the PDP, Nigeria has always been corrupt and ruled by thesame people we now see both in the APC and the PDP, so why change tag with thesame crooks? What do they have to offer that they have not already offer? You all are bunch of insincere crooks.
7. With the way the APC is structured and foisting overused failure and tribal champions, their inroads will not go beyond the confines of the SW, NW and NE sub-regions, and don't forget, the PDP is already hugely structured in these places already. As for the SE, SS and NC, that is a far cry from realizable, not when the APC
is still planning to foister Buhari as President, that is a fact nobody is playing with. The man will never sell in these places, period.
8. Well to the Eastern region, our Loyalty when given to anyone is true, so long as the person it is given to does not thwart their own interest. Same can't be said about the very erratic and capricious SW that will trade with the highest bidder, Ribadu can explain better. . .lol
9. In your very lame bid to rubbish the much more bigger influence of the Eastern region as compared to the SW sub-region you just contradicted yourself. Abeg read what I wrote very well and try to comprehend it before rushing to make a post that is full of contradictions and logic walking on its head against its legs.
Every candidate must have a required percentage votes in every region to win even if he is way ahead. Buhari can not be declared winner if he wins the entire northern and southwestern regions(which is impossible by the way) and struggles to get just 5% votes in the Eastern region. Something that will give him a huge problem, that is how important every region is, not Just shouting SW and North as if Nigeria starts and ends there. If anybody needs a lecture on the constitutional requirement, it is you and tour likes that dream to swing into victory with or without the support of every region. . .lol.
And by the way, I have don the maths, SW sub-region still can't pull thesame bloc votes as a combined SS/SE sub-regions will pull for any candidates, YES.
9. Even if David mark appears during their convention, na wen time reach we go know, by the time the Numero Una Tinubu do im ganstar method of selection, dem go begin run back to PDP. . Lol. Rochas, Akumeh, Audu Ogbe were all PDP remember? Dem go show ina d PDP way. . Lol

Babalegba: My people and their penchant for celebrating mediocrity.blackouts in Nigeria are random and no amount of carefully calculated parameters will bring order to its prediction. An app for predicting when the Retardeen will leave office is much better

oh please shut up, you are already green with envy.

Ibrahim mr fish: Waw,so d jews walk around naked,in 1920s and 1930s.I see d connection already.Shalum to d imaginary jews(bush meats aka d ibo,iyamuri al-canivorous inventors of 419)

see this gwongworo chewing primitive Hausa 4cktard trying to make jest of a tribe that are way better than yours in every rammification. Wait until you are able to 3-square meal continiously for 1wk without begging thesame Igbo man you castigate. You better pick your bowl and stay in that corner of the street and wait for one generous okoro to drop you some naira notes, you ungrateful slowpoke.

Demdem2: [b]u enjoy telling stories however it lacks substance all warped in ur myopic views. Here are the facts

1) The current govt headed by the Retardeen is useless and needs to be booted out
2)The Pdp machinery secured the votes the retardeen secured in the north in 2011 and not the retardeen's genius or no shoes lies.
3)Buhari secured 12million votes plus singlehandedly in the last election and so many of those that coted for him then will still do the same.
4)No single politician in the country has the goodwill of all nationalities in the country, Retardeen included
5) ACN/Tinubu has the SW, a very powerful political bloc that can sway votes.
6)the joining of forces together against the killer party is the right step.
7)If PDP and APC should go for an election today, The PDP will defeat the APC because the neccessary ground work that needs to be done by them hasnt been done.
given time, resources , hardwork and brillance in capturing the grassroot, there is a huge probability that the union will succeed in defeating the killer party in 2015 at the center.
9) SS/SE will still vote for the retardeen even if he is much more useless than this so resources ought not to be wasted on them.
10)the SE/SS votes alone cant secure the presidency for anyone.
etc

All that is needed is for them to start preparing early and be focus. Surely more millions of votes will be recorded for them in addition to Buhari ready millions when one has to consider the SW and also the middle belt which ACN has already starting making inroads.

Above all the facts in contrast to ur story telling.[/b]

Which Facts, your own facts? Lol. . .no need to start getting aggressive, it does not add anything to your points.
1. GEJ's government so far has proved to be better than OBj's and all those other northern military government put together. While noisy people like you and the pack of ACN pretenders are busy shouting the loudest, the man is busy silently building back the democratic structures and institutions the likes of your darling despotic Buhari destroyed in his short stint in power. I may not agree with many of his policies especially as they concern security, but I will be dishonest to deny the man's steady progress in the sectors and Areas where it matters.
2. Whether the PDP or a Jonathan's ghost got the votes is irrelevant and a trite argument as far as I am concerned, the most important thing is that the needed victories were secured with ease and without political rancours.
3. Buhari secured only 12million votes in thesame region where Jonathan secured 8million, what's the big deal? I am not impressed, nobody is impressed. As for whether they will vote him again, we will know when we get to the time, your sentimental speculations can't do jack to what will happen then so save it for yourself.
4. Wow, I did not know Nigeria has many Nationalities. . .lol. . That is new!
Anyway, I don't know about being loved by every "nationality but I know very well that Buhari is not liked in the whole of the East region, you can't say thesame for Jonathan in the Northern even with the huge hate-filled campaigns and propaganda going on against the man.
5. ACN might be controlling the SW but you and I knows that the SW is just one region and can not have more influence than the electoral bloc votes and strength of the combined SE/SS Sub-regions. For too long, people from the SW region exaggerate the electoral strength of the southwest and downplay those of the east because they dominate the press but 2011 elections put an end to such a lie. Jonathan still would have won that election by a large margin even if the SW votes were removed from the overall votes. Their electoral strength and importance only exist on the pages of newspapers, in reality, it is non existent. They will only have effect just like anyother subregion pulling its weight alone.
6. Joining forces of strange bed fellows with the only goal of just defeating PDP and continuing the Fraud is all Nigerians need to expose the most hypocritical political party of all time.
7. PDP will crush ACN, APC, CPC and all the manifestations of this mix of crooks and overspent desperados any time any day until Nigerians begin to see true sincerity of purpose to be different from the present. Who needs another rogue replacing a rogue. . .scheeew!
8. The Eastern region is in its godammn rights to vote for who they deem fit will have their best interest at heart and if Jonathan serves that interest best, there is nothing wrong to give him their support, regardless of the falsehood campaign of the SW section of the entire south against him.
9. The full SW votes alone is inconsequential if Jonathan can get the full support of the entire Eastern region like he did before with moderate voting numbers from the other regions and sub-regions. Make no mistake, the entire easterb region and to some extent the MB drove Jonathan to the seats of power not the 300k votes coming from SW states like Osun and Ekiti states. Again SW is only one sub-region, they can not pull the bloc vote of an entire region like the East, so do the maths and tell me who is more important, Adeola or Okoro/kevwe/Generoh. ACN making inroads where in the MB, because of Akume? Lol. . You have got jokes.

mathskill: yorubas hv displaced the hausa/fulani to bcome d new power brokers in dis country.financial power,hegemony in decision making as a voting block n d required interllectual capacity.I am srry to say, PDP ur time is up.d sooner u start parking ur belongings out of power d better so when d time to leave comes u dnt park in a hurry n forget something behind.

lol. . . You lot and your exaggerated sense of importance. Yoruba power brokers yet your during the last election, they could not use their "power broker" position to stop the PDP or influence their own, Ribadu to win the election. Just because Yoruba people dominat Nigeria's press, they have for so long been writing fictious and imaginary articles that exaggerate their political relevance in this country while using thesame propaganda antics to creat political myths against other rival tribes, Igbo especially. For instance, they like to prattle about how Igbos are not United and do not have good leaders, yet according to history, the WEST has always been the site for rancorous political fight between politicians to the point it distabiliazed the region. Awolowo who unarguably is the most respected Yoruba leader went to Jail because of the way his quest to return back as western premier put him in a very violent political fight with Akintola Williams who had replaced him. In the end, what we had was a Wild Wild West that saw Awolowo thrown into Jail. But no, the papers rarely talk about it, they will rather exaggerate the ordinary word exchange between leaders in the east. During the 2003 and 2007 presidential elections more than 1 hausa person contested, Igbos did thesame thing and came out too to indicate interest, from Rochas to Ojukwu, it was all welcome. The again the propagabdist in control of the media set forth again to accuse Igbos of not being united enough to get one man to represent their interest. But the Hausas that had more than two of their leaders vying for thesame position do not get this flawed political analysis and lecture about Unity?

Demdem2: Good u agreed that it was the pdp that won those votes and not retardeen.that is the crux of the matter especially in the north. U are also wrong to declare that he is only popular among militants. That's hatred talking in u. He isn't popular among militants and he isn't noted to be one.
His inability to capture more states is due to several factors that includes not so credible candidates and also the CPC being a new party trying to have a strong footing etc.
Parties I agree win elections and candidates also av pivotal roles to play. The shoeless one used this to his advantage excellently.

Buhari knows he can't do it alone and that explains his joining forces together. Say whatever u want to say about him, it won't change the fact that he is a "votes puller". Starting early and strategising, getting to the hearts of the grassroots takes time and that explains current political allignment.

You are losing objectivity my friend, GEJ's election was one of an underdog, people saw him as being a victim of the northern oligarchy, capitalized on that to vote for him. Jonathan had a lot going for him and actually won people's vote regardless of their party affiliations. You still hear people make statements like I voted the candidate and not the party. Even though people had issues with the PDP they did not use that as an excuse to deny GEJ their support. To say people voted his party and not eat is to overlook the truth.
By the way, that was GeJ's first attempt and Buhari's third attempt and all he could gather was was a meagre 10million votes while a southerner from a minority tribe got almost thesame number of votes. Buhari is bad market, he is a failed desperado. His popularity in the north is fictitious and a creation of propagander, there is no proof to show he has the huge following people attribute to him. He is just as popular as any other military ex head of state from the north, trust me, he wont win the likes of IBB, Abdusalam and Atiku in a free and fair election in the north. Again, Buhari is an overspent looney.

Demdem2: Retardeen didn't singlehandedly get that vote, the pdp machinery acheived that for him. Can u swear by ur fathers that if retardeen run as independent candidate, he will get 1milion votes in the north?
Cpc=buhari and he acheived a lot with that figure however that isn't enough.
The early coming together of forces will make them strategise early and with the ACN brillance, much more numbers will be brought in. U are still a rookie no doubt.

hahahahha. . .and Buhari single handedly got the votes Niggga you are high on some farce. Have you witnessed any elections in the north before? I have conducted a by-election as a corper in Sokoto state, I doubt there is anything new you can tell me about electoral intrigues in the north. The reality is this: PDP is hugely popular in the north for a start, Parties win elections not just candidates. Buhari is popular amongst militant muslims not an average northerner in the street. If he was so popular, it will reflect in the number of states his party controls in the north, last Time I checked, it was just one. Even the ANPP that is not as noisy as the CPC and ACN controls more than one party in the north. Buhari is popular on the fringes not where it matters. His popularity is useless if it can not win elections for both himself and his party. Jonathan and the PDP on the other hand does not need to bask in the euphoria of propaganda and empty talk,they have structures to take care of that...may be you and your APC ppl should concern yourselves with that for now and quit obsessing about PDP.

demdem you are a learner. Buhari is from the North, yet he could only get about 10million votes in his stronghold where Jonathan got about 8million vote, yet Buhari is the darlin of the north. Thesame love that was not shown to him in the whole 3times he has attempted elections? Jonathan is not a northerner yet he got 8million there, Popular Buhari in your dreams. Keep exaggerating the man's feat, Jonathan will flaw him again and he will cry once more. Yoruba people I trust them, they will disappoint him when push turns to shove. I dey watch

Demdem: We are looking for relatively credible peeps capable of pulling in the numbers to defeat the killer party. Utomi is an excellent candidate but how many can he pull. Defeating the killer party isn't child's play. These two have the potential to cause an upset if all hands are on deck.
I care less about where they come from.

Abeg stop exaggerating the importance or popularity of these men especially Fashola. Outside of southwest, na for where im popular again? Even in the southwest, there are some very popular people than Fashola. Buhari on the other hand has lost three times, which kind popularity be that one? I see sentiments and tribalistic considerations at play and nothing more in your combination; one loser and one naive newcomer. Any discerning person from afar can see through all that charade in your arguments, it is what it is, tribalism and parochial sentiments.

Lewenski12: Same here.. Tot it was cos I chkd using a mobile fone.. Didn't see any file chooser to upload cv on.
Same here.. Tot it was cos I chkd using a mobile fone.. Didn't see any file chooser to upload cv on. (._.)

lol. . .exactly!

Demdem: Buhari/fashola is the key to send the killer party packing at the center at least for now.

so na only Southwest and North get people wey fit lead this country abi. . I dey laf