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RomanceRe: Help!!! How To Recieve This Money From USA by rickleye: 5:25am On Oct 10, 2022
Have her use Lemonade or send me the money via Paypal and I'll send it to your Nigerian account.
FamilyRe: I Have Been Having An Affair With My Elder Brother's Wife – Nigerian Man Reveals by rickleye: 10:52pm On Oct 08, 2022
My advice,

Call your brother and tell him when he is out of the house that you are eloping with his wife and child.
Your brother will be mad with women and you. But at least he wont fill terrible raising your son as his.
He wont be able to sleep with "your, his wife " anyways but you clearly love her plus the child is yours.
RomanceRe: How Do You Handle Frequent Sexual Urge by rickleye: 10:42pm On Oct 08, 2022
Issybilla:
Hi
To those that have probably been there or have an idea about it.
How do you handle sexual urges especially if your partner is not available.

It happens that hubby has been away for quite some time, eight month precisely and he isn’t coming back any moment.

These days has just been messy for me as I am always Hot and wet as fhhuckk, whenever I get up from bed, my pant is always soaked. I have tried to suppress the pressure to touch myself or use objects but it seems the pressure is overcoming me, damn I hardly even concentrate on any other thing, my mind is just fhhhuccked up right now, all my thoughts are bordered on dirty wild sex almost all day.

Are there therapists or some kinda experts one can talk to, I really fear for myself.
I will tell you what I shouldn't tell you
1. Get a side dude with no strings attached.- i would like to apply.

What I should actually tell you
1. Masturbate , Its healthy.
2. Get a Love Machine to replace you man
3. Why would your man leave you for 8months, I am sure he is getting serviced ...
2.
RomanceRe: My Ex Proposed Love To Me Again by rickleye: 10:38pm On Oct 08, 2022
By the way ! I flirt with my ex's and it shows me that they are not getting attention they crave from home.
If you are such .. Tel him politely but then BLOCK HIM
RomanceRe: My Ex Proposed Love To Me Again by rickleye: 10:35pm On Oct 08, 2022
Preciousgirl:
What is wrong with men?
Can't believe that my ex guy whom I broke up with years ago is asking me out again
Knowing very well that I am married
Should I tell my husband?
Should I block him?
Please how do I handle it?

I am never interested in him
BLOCK HIM
, If you tell your husband
1. He might take things in his hands and get arrested or beaten
2. He may not trust you.
3. ( I won't mention)
RomanceRe: Should I Forget About My Standard And Take The Risk? by rickleye: 10:27pm On Oct 08, 2022
Ebenman:
I meant a lady 3 months ago. After we talked, she began to show interest in me, but she wasn't my standard, so I wasn't feeling the same way.

My standards are:
1. At least she must be a graduate
2. She should be self-sufficient (earning something reasonable)
3. At most 5-6 age difference between us
4. Looking calm and understandable
5. She must be an average-height lady

This lady, in particular, is an NCE holder, working as a teacher, earning little because of her level of education. She is just in her early 20s, and I am almost 8 yrs older than her. She is from a poor background and has 2 other younger siblings. She is also not tall and looks like an average girl.

She is very decent (a virgin) and loyal to me. I have told her severally that she is not my standard and I wasn't interested in her, but she refused to listen and began to feel very insecure. Maybe because I earn well and she knows I will soon get married.

She now comes to my house almost every weekend because I am very accommodating. Recently she has been telling me to delete the pictures of other females friends, in which I asked her on what grounds I should do that.

Note: I don't want to invest in a lady that is not my wife, and I am afraid her family will see me as a rich guy from which her other siblings can benefit if I proceed with her.

Should I block every contact with her, or should I forget about standards and risk and look at the good side?

Please advice
You're Stupid Bro!
RomanceRe: White Man Interested In Dating In Lagos by rickleye: 1:33pm On Oct 08, 2022
Answer the man now - he’s looking for safe hookup . So am I.
I would have asked that you go to Unilag but it’s closed now.
FamilyRe: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by rickleye: 9:28am On Oct 07, 2022
Just write stuff down
Go to your local government area where you were born there will be a act of birth.
If you can’t do that how are you academically or physically you should be able to put yourself in a range 35-40; 30-34, 25-29. Then pick a day and get an act of birth
RomanceRe: So Many Single MBAISE Ladies Are Getting Older. No Husband Wat Is The Problem? by rickleye: 9:22am On Oct 07, 2022
The answer is simply.
Stats ! There are just more women than men worldwide. Almost 2.5:1 ratio.
And you now have women from abroad white and black encroaching on the small number of available men.
The Solutions although not ideal is the sad reality.
-1. Freeze your eggs as ladies.
- 2. Get a sperm donor.
3. Look for a younger matured man.

If you hit 40 and haven’t found that man. Start your family. When you reach 60 your child is 20.
Don’t wait for a husband - you wait , you delay starting your family.

It’s not rocket science just …. reality.
PoliticsRe: World Bank, China… Here Are Nigeria’s Top Five Creditors by rickleye: 9:19pm On Oct 04, 2022
Racoon:
These are the effects of a mismanaged economy due to ineptitude, cluelessness, and incompetency. This is what happens when an country dependent solely on a consuming import economy decided that the solution to any economic challenge is the impulsive urge to go borrowing.

Nigeria is so broke today that even the generated revenues are not enough to sustain overhead cost( including the bogus fiscal recklessness lifestyles of the less than 10% politicians) let alone fund budget, then service the debt pillage nor pay the debts itself.
Really ! You don’t say !!! Mismanagement , incompetence!
No - Let’s blame the Queen and Slavery !
CrimeRe: My Friend Raped A 14-year-old Girl by rickleye: 11:01am On Oct 03, 2022
Me… I am surprised you still calling friend !
PoliticsRe: God Has Told Me Who Will Become Next President But….. - Primate Ayodele by rickleye: 10:53am On Oct 03, 2022
Has that same god revealed to you the source of the nations woes ? Or wetin concern god with election.
So god one day said , my dear servant this is who will win election ?
PoliticsRe: Video Of Bola Tinubu On A Workout Bicycle by rickleye: 10:48am On Oct 03, 2022
EMI LOKON!!! Says the bicycle !
CrimeRe: Obituary Of The Civilian Guy Killed By Unknown Gunmen In Umunze (Photo) by rickleye: 10:45am On Oct 03, 2022
Which one be “ No Gun Short” or No Gun Shot !!

CrimeRe: Mansion Used As Warehouse For 13million Pills Of Tramadol Busted At VGC Lekki by rickleye: 10:41am On Oct 03, 2022
livinbygrace:
The Billionaire must be one of the Obedient people from the other side.
You mean an episode of Fringe -parallel universe
CrimeRe: Mansion Used As Warehouse For 13million Pills Of Tramadol Busted At VGC Lekki by rickleye: 10:40am On Oct 03, 2022
DrBrainstorm:
The illicit drug market is worth hundreds of billion dollars, tonnes of kilos still make it through the borders of the almighty US regularly even with a strong agency like the DEA. So yes, they most likely were not detected.
Certainly not through their front doors. But rather through tunnels and huge land borders with their southern counterparts.
Foreign AffairsRe: Top Gabonese Government Officials Stand Under Rain To See Their President Off by rickleye: 6:57am On Oct 03, 2022
When he’s not a military!
That’s stupid ! After they catch cold and fall sick.
A normal person would have either cancelled that “ charade “ or gotten them umbrella.
Plus why would ATC allow the plane to lift up sef in that weather.
Christianity EtcRe: What Are You Thanking God For Nigeria At 62? by rickleye: 6:54am On Oct 03, 2022
That I didn’t listen to those that kept saying Nigeria go better wait !
PoliticsRe: I Am Not Dead & Have Not Withdrawn From The Presidential Campaign - Tinubu by rickleye: 6:50am On Oct 03, 2022
He meant - He’s not dead yet !!
RomanceRe: How Do I Save My Marriage??? Please Advise by rickleye: 11:17am On Oct 01, 2022
waice6571:
MARRIAGE SAVING ESSAY!!!

You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bath in her own bathroom.

Whilst you two were in your bathrooms, madam comes back home to pick her phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings. Remember, you are bathing, but didn't know your maid is also taking her bath, so you continue with no worries and your wife was all along on the bell.

Not understanding why the maid is yet to get to the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bath and head to the door.

Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous bossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper tied to her chest, curvaceous buttocks seeming bare in the very light ankara.

Madam enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you, oga, also wet with towel tied around your loins...

Madam looks at you weirdly and asks what was going on, and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that compromising state, and together.
Now, your wife doesn't know what we know and willing to listen to explanations. undecided

With the aid of a graph sheet, Four Figure Table and T-Square, explain in 247 words the theorem that can save your marriage.
The Almighty Formular can solve this.
- unless I’ve lost her trust there no way she will jump to that conclusion.
-my S.O has her own keys � so no issues
PoliticsRe: Atiku Promises To Support Wike For President In 2027 by rickleye: 11:11am On Oct 01, 2022
bdon123:
So Atiku will win presidency then do only 1 term...i mean a naija politician.Its better he promise him minister of petroleum lol
Funny thing is they always feel power is in their hands n not d masses like they cld decide who who becomes president nxt
God punish all of dem,thats why we Obidient...we taking back our country
PoliticsRe: Atiku Promises To Support Wike For President In 2027 by rickleye: 11:10am On Oct 01, 2022
So let’s say you win 2023 and you’ll then leave at the end of 1st mandate. You have just lied Sir.
Unless impeached or incapacitated. You aren’t going to not win a 2nd term
PoliticsRe: Lagos 4-Million-Man March For Peter Obi In Festac (Photos And Video) by rickleye: 11:07am On Oct 01, 2022
Some of these folks with won’t vote or eat from both sides of their mouth.
Once Tinubu arrives with10k and a bag of rice things go change fast.
Make una dey arrange photo ops and not work on mobilizing people to come out on that day, prepare to play dirty and raise billions of Naira.
4 million people x 5,000N = 20 billion ( raised)
You’ll need 10 times the amount .
CrimeRe: Laolu Martins, Co-Owner Of Bukka Hut Reportedly Commits Suicide by rickleye: 9:29am On Sep 29, 2022
I hope they won’t blame Peter Oni or Tinubu on this one now ?
FoodRe: I Just Bought This Animal From Some Boys, How Do I Prepare It? by rickleye: 10:56pm On Sep 28, 2022
Naija sha !
Country hard country hard - you buy exotic animal to kill for meat . Looks like a female dear.
TravelRe: A Walk Around The Lincoln Memorial Edifice by rickleye: 10:52pm On Sep 28, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
I wouldn't know.
May that's their policy.
I had enquired to know why I was initially sanctioned for trying to create the WhiteHouse thread.

In Fact, we were allowed to make videos and not just pictures. We had interactive sessions. The secret service were in attendance and no one was harassed. Rather they assisted us with rich facts. The United states sees such as an International treasure and it generates lots of revenues.
People fly into Washington from all over the world just to catch a glimpse of its simplicity.

In Fact, without the WhiteHouse and its environs, most hotels and event centers within Washington would fold up.
Aha tourist attraction . It’s the only city where they pay tax and no representation!!! Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Duration Of Notice Period For Resignation by rickleye: 12:45pm On Sep 28, 2022
It all depends on risk factor.
You quit - some companies will escort you out with security and send you your last pay by mail.
Usually 2 weeks - the norm.
Extreme - you wait till they find a replacement but this is usually discussed in detail.
PoliticsRe: Jubilation In Rivers As Lost Aircraft Finally Returns (Photos) by rickleye: 12:41pm On Sep 28, 2022
truthCoder:
right questions are not being asked.

Who paid hangar fees for the last 10 years?

Who used it during these period?

Who kept it airworthy?

Are we saying there was no one in the whole government who could notice that a whole plane was missing?

If the Wike government could not identify a missing plane for 7 years, how many Hilux and Prados have gone under the radar?
Exactly brother my thoughts .
Something is fishy ! Or the story doesn’t add up.
I think it was being used/rented out and the money was going to someone pocket.
PoliticsRe: Jubilation In Rivers As Lost Aircraft Finally Returns (Photos) by rickleye: 12:39pm On Sep 28, 2022
It’s fishy,

You can just park a plane anywhere without paying parking fees and even hanger fees and maintenance fees. So who’s been paying all those fees for that long without collusion except it’s been used as a plane for hire .
Anyways glad it’s back !
HealthRe: Women See Why Your Private Part Is A No Go Area by rickleye: 12:36pm On Sep 28, 2022
Iamyemmie:
First I need to know the meaning of your washing?
Vagina washes itself
All you need to do is clean all the discharge with just water
No soap,no douching,no Yeye scent stuvs that ladies of nowadays use
Just water!!!
Soaps and all causes infections,no be wetin no go make your vagina smell be that


Avoid panties too (invest more in panty liners)or off it at night before you sleep

And vagina smelling is always an indication of something else going on ,not cleaning
Could be yeast infections,Sti’s etc


It’s ladies like you that make men say sh*t to women
Thinking vagina smelling =equals uncleanliness
Exactly ! Soaps can cause infection inside but around the lips is fine

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