₦airaland Forum

teejaypee:
Seriously bro .I didn't believe at first till she said she was serious!

Worst part is she didn't even ©um after all

That your female friend must be UN or Boko Haram.

Whizpeter:
If you can drive in Lagos, you can drive in any part of the world without issues... By 'Lagos' I don't mean Banana Island, Lekki and environs ooo, I'm talking about Ojuelegba, Oshodi, Mushin, Ikotun and the rest...

If you've only driven on the island, please you've not driven in Lagos yet...!

This quote is so so wrong. Most Lagosian drivers cant survive in most international roads (eg auto-ban roads).

70k reward is too little compared to the cost of the cameras (if that's the actual price).

MayD as a big boy celebrity can replace the said cameras

AfonjaStinks:
Hahahahahahaha

You sound like you're being fuccked in the ass

Let me suck your dick so you will calm down

Men, you really displayed you low self esteem, and sub-zero IQ now. Guy develop yourself and go places.

AfonjaStinks:
Why can't she spend on me ??

Why? Because you got a low IQ, no regards for females, maybe broke, communication skill is nothing to write home about, no prospect, lack self confidence etc. Least i forget, you are meeting the wrong ladies because of your level of reasoning. The list continues.

AfonjaStinks:


This is the one of the many reasons why i will never spend money on any girl

Make i die any day i spend or give money to any girl excluding my sisters

Why won't she spend on me or give me some money ??

Why would i spend money on any girl ??

Does she work for me ??

What else does she bring to the table except her stinky pussy ??

Dude that's very wrong of you to say. If you aren't ready to spend on any girl, just let the girl be in her father's house and face your sisters.
See wahala. Do you want your sisters to be treated same way?

Prettygarllardo:
my dear u read my mind

Of Late, what good gesture have your boyfriend received from you?

“Look, kids, a falling star! Quick, make a wish . . .”

Annie2059:
when the time comes, one will surely know and also by discernment

An advice, don't stand from a distance and say when the time comes, this will happen or that will take shape. Work smart in all endeavors either it is business, work, career or relationship.

Why aren't the ladies in nairaland commenting on this?

amanze15:
nigerian"s Jesse James, he's terrorized the south-west Nigeria in the 90's but now he's a born again pastor

I wasnt born in the 90's. lol. Saw kids born in the 90's and luckily partook in their celebration

angeltolly:

lol. My Lazy ass refused to google it. I thought Shina Rambo is a cousin to Davido. The fair dude that has refused to blow under his record label.

This is story is so untrue. The white Nigerian is a scammer. this is the media age, shows us evidence, such as picture of the item carried, receipt or invoice and name of shop and location. I remember an instant back in England, one Bristol trying to scam me at an ATM Machine or the small (too big for her age) girl on her school at the city centre asking if i have got spare cigarette to give (i dont smoke). Not knowing that predators where at a spot waiting for me to grant her wish.

Why are there scammers everywhere? Cant we live in peace together.

angeltolly:
So you mean you don't know Shina Rambo? Guy speak for yourself

lol. Please who is Shina Rambo?

patriotic9jaboy:
Sometimes the way u guys comment makes me wonder the kind of intellectual class that will run ur dream country. You people are so annoyingly weird and have soft spot for evil

I totally agree on your comment. Low IQ brains feed with election gifts once every four years. Some people need to be caught and shot alongside the corrupt politicians.

patriotic9jaboy:
Sometimes the way u guys comment makes me wonder the kind of intellectual class that will run ur dream country. You people are so annoyingly weird and have soft spot for evil

I totally agree on your comment. Low IQ brains feed with election gifts once every four years. Some people need to be caught and shot alongside the corrupt politicians.

legendsilver:
*Vulcanizers in Nigeria are killing people*

IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO ALL VEHICLE USERS!

Good day sir/ma. Many people have been wondering what could be the cause of the incessant tyre burst accidents on Nigerian roads. The major cause is that we put too much pressure in our tyres. How did I know?

I was preparing for a journey, I changed some of my tyres and I asked the vulcanizer that 'what is the recommended tyre pressure?' He said 50. I said alright, he should inflate it to 50 all round.

When I got to where I was going, I was discussing with some people on the issue of the minister that died on the road due to a burst tyre and wonder what could have happened because nobody could imagine a minister would be travelling with expired tyres as many would think is the major cause of tyre bursts.

A man (lived in US for many years) said that the major cause of tyre burst in Nigeria is that we put too much pressure in our tyres and that each car has recommended tyre size and pressure clearly written on it by the manufacturer.

*I was surprised and begged him to come and show me where it's written on my car. To my greatest surprise, it's by the drivers door which I enter everyday without noticing it.*

By the time we checked, the recommended pressure for my tyres is 32! and I just traveled with tyres on a pressure of 50! He took me round his compound and showed me that of the cars (which includes a jeep and a sienna) there, the highest was 32. Some were even 29!

He further explained that tyres are made of rubber and expand at high temperature. So, when you are travelling in the afternoon when the asphalt on the road is hot, the tyre will want to expand. If the pressure in the tyre is too much and wouldn't accommodate the expansion, a burst is likely to happen at that time.

Pls check the recommended tyre pressure for your vehicle and others you know.

As many as possible Nigerians need to read this.
thanks

Seun, lalastica, ishiluv and all the other mod pls let's save life here o by doing the needful

Dear Poster, it is good that you are just realizing that there are certain air pressure for tyres. I got to know this when i was little as a child. My dad was always at logger head with vulcanizers until he met a professional. That relationship between my dad and his vulcanizer has waxed for 25 years and more. Whenever i visit home, i pay a humble visit to the vulcanizer at his workshop (sad i dont know his house) and in return i get a handsome reward from him.

To this end, stick to your tyre pressure inscribed on the chassis of your vehicle and lecture the vulcanizer because it is your life, and money.

Stay safe in this festival season guys.

OlajumokeBread:
Kids
This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs

Drugs will make you think like a rat ( No offense to all the smart rats out there )

We all know that Barack Obama is the best president the USA have ever had in the history of USA but Republicans who are high on cow urine would tell you otherwise

If you think Donald Trump would win this election, i want to bet 20 million naira on it

I can list all the achievements of Barack Obama as a president and i want you to list only 8 things he didn't get right


People are naturally stupid

Please put your money where your mouth is. Who want to bet $1000 that Donald Trump will win this election? I am game.

'Job hunting in Nigeria is a job also.'....culled from NSG.

lol

alexistaiwo:
Mike isn't playing because you can't have an Ak- 47 (kante) and kalashikov (matic) and choose to go to war with a hunting knife (Mikel).
It is impossicant.

One of the best comment read today.

Is like going to a gun fight with a knife.

Saveasoul:
Pls i need a trusted exchanger that can fund payoneer account for me

What information do you need?

Hey Great Nation and citizens of Nairaland.

I am urgently in need of a Negative Battery Terminal Head for a Honda Civic 2012. If you got one or have information of where to source from, please kindly drop a comment.

Note: Honda Place is out of the search because inquiries have been made.

Attached is the image of what is needed.

Thanks.

Kind Regards

GurlFriend:
In a series from the Atlantic, a Nigerian girl named Toluse Akinlabi talks about her experience living as the only black person in her community in Ireland. Some people who had the misconception that Africans live on trees were often shocked to find out she could speak English fluently.

Read her below



Toluse also kept a blog during her year living and studying in Beijing (that’s her pictured below on the Great Wall).

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/10/people-ask-if-i-taste-like-chocolate.html

Damn, this lady is brilliant and smart. Good command of written English.

Jimi23:
Buh the filthy hoe's been hating on people all her life. Abeg if neck dirty reach like this how her punna nor go dey stink pass dumpsite? Hehehehehe.

For a guy to be hating like this, you got inferiority complex. You should conceal this inferiority complex by assuming a bossy manner in which people will find reassuring. You no be girl.

Export1:
This Autocheck report has been provided at no cost by AuctionExport.com your key to the North American auto auction:

2010 Toyota Corolla Base / LE / S / XLE
many owners many owners

Calculated Owners: 3

Class: Small Car - Economy
Engine: 1.8L I4 EFI
Country of Assembly: United States
Vehicle Age: 6
Calculated Owners: 3

VIN: 1NXBU4EE4AZ335180
Year : 2010
Make : Toyota
Model: Corolla Base / LE / S / XLE
Style/Body: Sedan 4D

This vehicle's AutoCheck Score
76 - 85
77

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Accident Check
Reported Accidents: 1

Title and Problem Check
Your vehicle checks out

Odometer Check
Your vehicle checks out

Last Reported Odometer: 32,263

Vehicle Use and Event Check
Specific vehicle use(s) or events reported
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Accident Check

Not all accidents / issues are reported to AutoCheck

Information Reported: AutoCheck shows accidents reported to AutoCheck for this 2010 Toyota Corolla Base / LE / S / XLE (1NXBU4EE4AZ335180). Below you will find the date and location reported for the accident. Not all accidents or damage events are reported to AutoCheck.
Accidents Reported on This Vehicle
Accident No. Reported Date Location
1 05/30/2011 HOUSTON, TX

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Title and Problem Check

Your vehicle checks out: AutoCheck's database for this 2010 Toyota Corolla Base / LE / S / XLE (1NXBU4EE4AZ335180) shows no negative titles or other problems. When reported to AutoCheck, these events can indicate serious past damage or other significant problems, and disqualifies the vehicle for AutoCheck Buyback Protection. Check the Vehicle Use and Event Check for reported accidents that can affect vehicle safety and value.
0 Problem(s) Reported: 15 Title/Problem areas checked:
No abandoned title record
No damaged title or major damage incident record
No fire damaged title record
No grey market title record
No hail damage title record
No insurance loss title or probable total loss record
No junk or scrapped title record
No manufacturer buyback/lemon title record
No odometer problem title record
No rebuilt/rebuildable title record
No salvage title or salvage auction record
No water damaged title record
No NHTSA crash test record
No frame/unibody damage record
No recycling facility record
Odometer Check

Your vehicle checks out: AutoCheck examined the reported odometer readings reported to AutoCheck for this 2010 Toyota Corolla Base / LE / S / XLE (1NXBU4EE4AZ335180) and no indication of an odometer rollback or tampering was found. AutoCheck uses business rules to determine if reported odometer readings are significantly less than previously reported values. Not all reported odometer readings are used. Title and auction events also report odometer tampering or breakage.
0 Problem(s) Reported: Mileage Date Reported
10 03/01/2010
30,622 08/09/2011
31,970 02/02/2012
32,263 04/30/2012
Vehicle Use and Event Check

Information Reported: AutoCheck shows additional vehicle uses or events reported to AutoCheck for this 2010 Toyota Corolla Base / LE / S / XLE (1NXBU4EE4AZ335180). This includes reported vehicle uses such as rental or lease, and events such as whether the vehicle has been reported to have had a loan/lien or duplicate title issued. Other events show if the vehicle has a reported accident and how many calculated accidents or if it has been reported stolen or repossessed. It is recommended to have pre-owned vehicles inspected by a third party prior to purchase.
1 Event(s) Reported: 6 Vehicle uses checked:
Fleet, rental and/or lease use record(s)
No taxi use record
No police use record
No government use record
No livery use record
No driver education record
2 Event(s) Reported: 9 Vehicle events checked:
1 Accident record(s) reported through accident data sources
No corrected title record
No duplicate title record
Emission/safety inspection record(s)
No loan/lien record
No fire damage incident record
No repossessed record
No theft record
No storm area registration/title record
Detailed Vehicle History

many owners many owners

Calculated Owners: 3
Below are the historical events for this vehicle listed in chronological order. Any discrepancies will be in bold text.

Report Run Date: October 11, 2016 7:11:18 EDT

Vehicle: 2010 Toyota Corolla Base / LE / S / XLE (1NXBU4EE4AZ335180)
Event Date Event Location Odometer Reading Data Source Event Detail
01/18/2010 OK Independent Source VEHICLE MANUFACTURED AND SHIPPED TO DEALER
01/28/2010 TX Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
TITLED OR REGISTERED AS A RENTAL VEHICLE, OR PART OF A RENTAL FLEET
03/01/2010 TX 10 Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Title #:10120140225082534)
05/30/2011 HOUSTON, TX State Agency LEFT SIDE IMPACT WITH ANOTHER VEHICLE (Case #:12155903)
05/30/2011 HOUSTON, TX Police Report ACCIDENT REPORTED (Case #:0069683311S)
05/30/2011 TX State Agency AIR BAG DEPLOYED
MINOR TO MODERATE DAMAGE REPORTED
07/26/2011 HOUSTON, TX Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
08/09/2011 HOUSTON, TX 30,622 Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Title #:10164340748091125)
01/01/2012 HOUSTON, TX Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
02/02/2012 HOUSTON, TX 31,970 Independent Emission Source PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION
PASSED SAFETY INSPECTION
04/17/2012 HOUSTON, TX Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
04/30/2012 HOUSTON, TX 32,263 Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Title #:10173641014091646)

Thanks Boss I appreciate. the current mileage is on point.

Good Day Boss,

Please Can you assist with the following VIN Check:

1NXBU4EE4AZ335180

Kind Regards.

ChangeIsCostant:
This was the specially unique cake used by an ex-corper (Ella) -to celebrate her Passing Out Parade yesterday in Calabar, Cross River state. Congratulations to her as she steps into the labour market.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/see-unique-cake-ex-corper-used-for-her.html

she is gorgeous and full of smiles. Where is she at the moment? My coy is looking for interns oh!!!!

nnamdiukah:
Thankss

Thanks i really appreciate.

Sequel to our discussion on phone, i will definitely get back to you.

yungcyrus:
I.K OGBONNA A.K.A LIE LIE MOHAMMED....

This kind lie makes the devil to sit at the edge of a room, ponder and thinking of the lies we humans spread. I saw this liar one hot afternoon toward lekki 1st roundabout with his partner. He was driving one old model Toyota carmy, no air conditioner with his child and partner. I tapped my colleague and inquired of the range rover that made the rounds on blog pages titled "IK Ogbonna buys Range Rover for Wife". Nolloywood is scam filled with non-talented people.

Biko which talent does IK Ogbonna and Alex have?

Good Day,

How much will it cost to buy (bringing down to lagos) the following:

1. Toyota Corrolla 2009.
2. Toyota Corrolla 2010.

Thanks.

Talk2Bella:
I cannot imagine the amount of pms you have gotten so far especially from nairaland shemales

Guess you are among the shemales or daughterSon

Jediel1:
. Bag for 2.5m, i won't judge sha. Na ur money spend am as you lyk.

Nice bag doh. However, that bag was bought when naira was still below N200.

lymelyte:
I want to visit Kenya. Where can I buy the ticket?

Visit wakanow or any travel agent.