₦airaland Forum

dreezybines:
Success is a friend to a lot of people...

I wish him the best in future fights...

Please was it this klitchko that beat Samuel Peter or the other the brother??

2005-09-24 : Wladimir Klitschko 244 lbs beat Samuel Peter 243 lbs by UD in round 12 of 12

dangotesmummy:
some people seem to forget this fundamental fact

I do agree with the quote. Really sad and painful to read all these stories on domestic violence in relationships and marriages. Love didnt not blind anyone's eyes.

Towncrier247:
For a while now all has not been well in the marriage of Nollywood actress, Mercy Aigbe. Her 7-year marriage to Lagos based hotelier, Lanre Gentry seems to have crashed. Sources tell LIB that Mercy has been enduring domestic violence for a long time in her marriage but it's gotten worse lately.

We learnt that the couple had a nasty fight last week that left the actress with severe injuries and she's still receiving treatment at an undisclosed hospital in Lagos.

LIB has been able to exclusively get photos of the injury and they don't look nice at all.


A few hours ago, Mercy through her Instagram page hinted on domestic violence with a post that reads, 'Say NO to DOMESTIC VIOLENCE...... Only a Coward hits a woman! REAL MEN don't HIT!'. and her husband responded with a post that reads, 'Say No to the promiscuous and irresponsible women'.

Another source tells LIB that Mercy's hubby has a fair skinned mistress named Opemititi who has allegedly been fingered as the one responsible for her hubby's change of attitude.


http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/04/lib-exclusive-mercy-aigbes-7-year.html?m=1

Definitely be a yoruba demon.

whats with married ladies with this slogan 'SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE'? before marriage you will refuse to come out and campaign towards the cause, ranting it wont happen to me, phrases like God for forbid, any man that tries it with me will be dealt with.

please dont come here and be forming victim of domestic violence.

SweetJoystick:
Lol sure. If it's not original, i no dey wear

where do you get your originals? i source my perfumes from outside no minding the current forex rate.

SweetJoystick:
I'm really a freak, in the last one year I have used Polo blue by Ralph Lauren, Aqva by Bulgaria, Monsieur by Jean Paul Gaultier, Only the brave tattoo by Diesel, Only for the brave by Diesel, Eau Fraiche by Versace, Intense by Isey Miyake, The One by Dolce and Gbabana

Dude you know your onions. Hope it is the originals you are buying?

alienvirus:
When you go out, you perceive all types of odour oozing out of different bodies.

Some are pleasant while others are malodorous.

I even heard some people wear perfs for embalment.

For me, my perf is voyager.

What is your best perfume?

terre d'hermes EDT limited edition. Unforgettable scent.

where can i get the original of 100ml in lagos?

why is the learned fellow, Mrs Odili omitted in this list?

naturefellow:
if i hear! See as e glue to the ground like tortoise. E no get spoiler for back like him rival sef, wetin him for use fly. Actually spoilers give autos an aeronautic touch. This is absent in your Bugatti!

there is a spoiler in the Bugatti. The spoiler works with the speed and mode of drive.

winkmart:
I will buy one ToyotaVenza and one Crosstour.

and use the rest of the Cash judiciously

Whats with all these Venza and Cross tour people are mentioning up and down. Those cars are not average cars and cant stand the taste of time in this country.

Lexusgs430:
I would keep the money in the bank, wait for the value to depreciate or look for two slightly higher mileage examples.
You see, I can buy both.........

No way you can buy both cars with higher mileages because they end up being vintage vehicles and sold off at auctions.

bebe2:
Today 375

Have replied your e-mail. Please do check.

bebe2:
RIP


Pls I need dollars in my BOA acct.
In exchange of naira .

Check my signature for more information.

How much do you need? The rates are favorable.

gbegemaster:
You are talking out of both sides of the mouth. APC is a blessing and yet you cannot conclude.

For me, I would rather non of them come back to power. Enough with the recycled politicians.

I stand to disagree with you on your comment on "talking out of both sides of the mouth". Mehn, politician's have a (either recycled, new or youths) tongue-in-cheek leadership (ruling) approach that can make even the most boring subject seem fun and always makes me laugh after a trying day.

People make a good living from both good and bad political tenure, it is about working hard(er) to make ends meet. Most people blame the government on bad economic policies while others rack in millions or billions on a daily basis.

gbegemaster:
What about APC?

Cant come to a conclusion on APC now. APC is a blessing in disguise for me and most Nigerians I have come to know.

Finally can register for a valid voters card and to make sure PDP doesn't return to Power. Still yet to get my last voters card.

gayman99:
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Yeah it free. I got mine free within 1 month. Just go to the police office with the printout slip and original documents of your vehicle. Chasis number will be confirmed to make sure the vehicle belongs to you. After that your biometric details will be captured. That is all.

You check online from time to time to see if the document is ready. When ever it's ready just go there and pick it up. It is absolutely free.

During the period of wait, did you park your vehicle?

bettercreature:
Only in italy and china i think

it wasn't banned in China, but its stake sold to a competitor.

slex:
I do in fact we all do. The boy is trustworthy to an extent but i will not rule anyone out at this point.

Send HOTLIST space ur account number to 08076665555

Truth be told, dont spare the boy. Do you know what the boy does in his spare time? Someone somewhere is using the chap, grooming him into ungodly activities directly or indirectly. Think about, he has a graphic information on the card.

Get a hold of him, dont let the cat out of the bag, ask for his phone, go through his pictures, chats, text message and browser histories. Don't forget his call logs. Offer him small cash to use his phone.

musicwriter:
May be you're not in Nigeria or don't know what information that was required to issue the BVN. Every Nigerian who registered for the BVN have his/her name, address, photo, finger print, bank accounts, phone number, e.t.c on a national database. All what the banks and the law enforcement agencies need is harmonize the data and they'll be able to solve issues such as raised by the OP in a matter of minutes or hours.

When i visited Nigeria during the period of BVN registration, i humbly carried out the activity. To my utmost surprise, i did finger print, filled the form, no verification on address used, sat calmly and took the snap shot as instructed.

My point is can you verify most of information provided on the national database? such as contact address

OlajumokeBread:
You still live in Ogun state

Not really Miss Olajumoke. I pass through Ogun state to meet up with obligations, bring back greens and chicken to roast. Coming to think of it, Is there an airport in Ogun State?

Cash back is not a common trend in Nigeria at the moment. Whenever you visit Nigeria, try and mention cash back to a cashier and store manager, you will end up as amusement and entertainment to them.

Sorry on using the word "tits" in the previous comment.

musicwriter:
That's because the banks have no idea how to use it to solve this type of situation. The BVN database is all the banks and police need to know where all your money is, as long as its in a Nigerian bank.

Not really. i stand to disagree with you because no verification was carried out during the activity. what special security check was done?

luwathobi:
Jesuuuuuuui

@OlajumokeBread, you must have been a victim of fraud or a constant client on cash back things. Looking at you from a distance.

Someone give @OlajumokeBread some tits to suck on.

musicwriter:
If the fraud was done on POS, its easy to trace the merchant it was allocated to. The banks know the company name and address of all those approved for POS terminals. Then, the company have a bank account tied to the POS.

Unless, bank staffs are involved in the fraud, there's no good reason it should take more than few minutes or hours to track such thieves after implementation of the BVN in Nigeria. Hold your bank responsible for the loss.

Sorry to say, BVN is not really active and not what people think it is.

slex:
@pyyxaro on the contrary I wasnt following BBN AT ALL.

@rheether well, from what i gathered my account was used to buy stuffs online from a merchant so yes it would go into the account from the merchant but the criminal would have taken the items paid for USIng my money already so the bank is trying to see if they can get a mailing address from the place in which items were bought. I just dont get why it has to take up to a week not to mention 45 Working days if necessary? Really down right now.

Pained victim, pele. The truth of the matter is that someone close to you, either a friend or colleague did this to you.

Same thing happened to a colleague of mine. The colleague having spent less than two months with us. On his way home, one of the Fridays, he got severally notifications on apple itunes yearly subscription and downloaded musics (someone that didnt own an apple product when he joined). To his utmost surprise, his atm and token was on him. To cut the story short, we finally found out who carried out the transaction, it was another colleague of us. Nonetheless, we all had a good laugh, shouted and are really careful with bank transactions in the office.

Do you give an office assistance your card and bank details to pay for food or items on your behalf?

Please how do you hotlist your card?

GloriaNinja:
Jobless much?

The last time i checked, you are out of work. Please come up with an educative argument.

GloriaNinja:
Isn't it terrible that since Buhari is the current president, all different sorts of evil are happen, if it is not suicide, then it's murder, killing of jumia delivery man and all sorts of evil.

Just shut the Bleep up, use your data meaningful in the following ways:

1. sitting for entrance exams to university - use your data to register for WAEC, NECO and JAMB. Look for study materials (dont depend on pass questions).

2. As an undergraduate - wisely apply your data in your course work, semester exams preparation and dissertation.

3. As a graduate - apply your data in job search or look forward to advance degree search.

4. Having relationship issue - use your data to search on ways to work on yourself.

5. Not married - use same data to join social and church groups. listen to christian materials etc.

6. Married - use same data to research for a better home and marriage.

the list continues. pick wherever you fall into.

How is the present government affecting people's way of life? Is everything Buhari, what happened to man's moral and mentality?

So disappointing you can drop a comment like that. My 2 cents!!!!!!!!

Celebslifestyle:
Iyanya Rocks His Female Fans Butt On Stage During His Album Launch As Tekno, Tiwa savage Don Jazzy , Koredebello, Reekado Banks And Dr Sid Watch .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI0tdeJE17M

I don see person way Iyanya tall pass for this world.

winkmart:
Reno Omokri said any woman who expects a man to give her money because they are dating should not look down on prostitutes.A Twitter user didn't agree because ''men are regarded as the head'
Reno fired back..

See his reply below

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http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/04/between-reno-omokri-and-lady-on-twitter.html

The girl in question has got the lowest IQ i have come across. Nice one educative reply from reno

ObiOmaMu:
Funke Akindele's husband, Producer/Musician, Abdul Rasheed Bello popularly known as JJC Skillz shared these lovely family photos with her and his three kids as he turns 40 years today. The three kids; 20-year-old daughter, Tamira, his first son who is 17 and his last baby boy who is 12 are from 3 different women.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/awww-check-out-these-beautiful-family.html

How old is Funke Akindele please?

GetUmad:
Let's for once pretend as if we already didn't know the songs below and you're just coming across the lyrics for the very first time. Imagine you stumbled on a book containing lyrics below written by your kid cousin or child, wouldn't you just laugh it off? Would you even take it serious.




Skin Tight
Mr Eazi
If you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
When you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
I go dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
Them times wey I no get sika
You dey by my side
So make I dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
'Cause them times when I no get sika
You dey by my side
Oh na na na na
Eeeeey my baby o
Oh sweetie o
Eeeyyyy my baby o
Ooh
Nobody show me love like my baby
You be the only one for me
Only one for me
You be the only one that I need
Sekeof when I no get ee
You no be runaway
You stay with me
Baby now I don't get ee
Make you no runaway stay with me
'Cause me and you were meant to be


PANA LYRICS
[Hook]
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 1]
'Say love is a beautiful thing
Girl you dey cool my temper
Love is a wonderful tender feeling
You dey give me ginger
Eh, 'say baby dancey-dancey, dance
All the beauty in your eyes dey give me life oh-ooh
Make we give the Lord thanks oh
For the sake eh-eeh, for the sake of love oh
Eh Baby,
For your sake I go kill show oh, eh-eh
Show you love like you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(na you I dey play ball oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 2]
Eh, nwayocha .. nwayocha
You see, you have taken my love oh-ooh
I cannot understand how I'm feeling
You are my woman-crush oh
Nwayoma .. nwayoma
You see, nna maka m'isi oh
Owee'owe, eh .. owee'owee, owee'owe
M'baby, me no go let you go, sure
I will always be your lover, ah
For your sake I go killi show oh, eh
Show you love that you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(..folake oh, fola oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana



Tecno

Afa-m'ubu Al'-haji Te-ki-no

Folake, gimme love oh
Na you dey catchi my shot oh
For your sake, I go go church oh
We go drive around for my Porsche oh » pls so far what sense is therein? Must you form rhymes by all means? It's just so nursery
They say you like wahala oh
Eh, I getti wahala oh »
They say you like cassava
I getti big cassava »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajaba »
My baby, dance to the Lagbaja »
Make I take you to Gwagwalada »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajita (meaning?) »

My baby, dance to the Lagbaja (where's the Lagbaja to be danced to) »

Make I take you to Gwagwalada (is that where your sense is or you parked there?) »

dibi-daba-diba-dobo
Adaba-dibi-daba-dede-baba
(and all these mumbo-jumbo just to complete a track)





If by Davido


my money my body na your own
if i tell you say i love you o
my money my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o
versace, gucci for your body o
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me
no do, no do
no do senrere o
no do, no do
no do, shakara o we
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me o, eh
girl you’re beautiful too
my number one tuntun (meaning?)

sip burukututu (what has burukututu got to do with me being beautiful why should I sip it? When it could just be a total turn off for a lady you're trying to woo)

for your love i tutu ( meaning? This was when I knew it had something to do with Tecno. Strings of meaningless and nursery rhymes)

i go chook you chuku chuku O ( person wey u dey toast u wan chook am chukuchuku abeg which sense dey am? Who does that?)

biko obianuju
shey you do me juju
cos im feeling the juju
shake it o, take it (what is she catching and shaking, biko no one should hold brief for him here)

i wanna catch it o ,take it
you can have it o,take it
you know i gat this o,take it
i love you, i love you
i love you, i love you
there’s nothing above you
there’s nothing above you
above you above you
bridget eh
i like your mini skirt o ( what tha........ Mini skirt? Are you for real? who use this line to woo a lady in 2017, OMG)

oh girl you carry sense o (no she for carry stupidity, how dt one take relate? So na this kain thing u go go dey yan a lady and she nor go think say u are sick. So incoherent and not romantic at all)

if i tell say i love you o
my money, my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o yeh
versace and gucci for your body o baby


MAJORITY OF NIGERIAN SUPPOSED LOVE SONGS SHOULD CARRY A CAVEAT ; PLS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME


Gone are those days you'd copy a love song and use it words for words to ask that your secondary school classmate out. Days of ; All my life by KC&JOJO, unbended knee, BoyzIImen.... Guess what? It never failed. Say it and watch her smiling even chuckling, going back to her hostel gushing about it with her friend and next day you see them all admiring you. Pls go ahead and use those ones pasted above on a lady, I could only imagine the reaction that would follow .

FACT:
MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE THAT WOULD CLAIM THEY LOVE ANY OF THESE SONGS CAN'T PROUDLY SAY WHAT PARTICULAR MESSAGE THEY CARRY. THEY ONLY GET TO LOVE IT AS A RESULT OF FONDNESS GROWN FOR IT THROUGH CONSTANT AIRPLAY. The more you hear a song the more you grow fond of it. Also many people that would not see any thrash in these songs are those ones that go to beer palor or clubs all the time. When you constantly listen to songs under the influence of alcohol, you'd definitely have nothing against it but love it.

These lyrics will bring the Grammy's back home. Not at all. I hardly listen and watch Nigeria songs.

skypeme:
She isn't cheating on me and my marriage will not break IJN

You dont have to answer that lowlife. I doubt if he/she is in a relationship talk less married. Bad belly people

igwegeorgiano:
Wonders they say shall never end. this is not a cock and bull story or a fabricated gist. its very real and its happened right before my "opolo" eyes. Just now, i mean few minutes ago i caught my boss pants down hitting sooooooooo hard on our secretary's punnany if you understand what i mean.

Every organization with randy bosses at the helm of affairs in various depts will agree with me that such scenerios play out almost on daily basis and this is not healthy for the health of such firms. personally its irkes me when bosses who are supposed to protect the interest of their female subordonates decide to take advantage of them simply because they call the shot in the organization they work.

I wouldn't want to bore us with where i work; but i'am millions of miles away from my fatherland NIGERIA. Please note this; i was sent here for a one year training by my organization in nigeria over a year ago. after my training our headquarters decided that i should be retained and i was later re deployed to one of our base here in the same country

Today, i am the first staff to arrive the office this morning. while ascending the staircase i heard voices and was like who could be in d office so early today? so i decided to tiptoe till i got to my boss's office. my office is directly opposite my boss's. secondly i noticed the cctv cameras were all switched off so i switched it on before going to my superior's office where the soumds were emanating from. The door was nt locked it was left ajar so i peeped. low and behold my oga(a black man also a nigerian) was digging so deep into our secretary's honey pot from all angles and for almost 10mins i watched a live porn movie playing out right in the office of my boss with him playing the lead role.

While this was going on and none of the duo noticed that a third party was around, i decided to go back to my office. while in the office, i thought of what to do with my boss and the secretary. i arrived at the conclusion that i will download the video of their unethical act in the office and keep it just in case. i want to state here that my boss whom i caught pants down this morning is never a nice man at all. he is a saddist and an unrepentant pvs...y addict. its obvious to me now that its not his first time of doing this nonsense in the office.

Back to my eyes witness account. When they finished the fvcking session, my boss and his accomplice were shocked to see me. the look on their faces were like that of a rat who suddenly saw the flash light of a hunter and felt like the ground should opened for it to enter. note that up till the time they finished no other member of staff has arrived so it was just three of us in the building. He (my boss) started shouting at me calling me names and also asking me a million question at the same time. All i did was to keep quiet and absorb his rantings. meanwhile, i have already switched off the cctv camera so he wont know that i recorded is stupid act.

After all the brohaha and shakara he invited me to his office and asked me to sit down. At this point he was so calm and friendly but i refused to be deceived by his fake disposition towards me because i kbow how wicked the devil in him is. He offered me coffee which i rejected so at that point he asked me if i noticed anything i told him straight to his face that question will not be neccessary cos i just came into the office few seconds before he saw me; but he suspected i wasnt telling him the truth so he he started making promises that i know deep down in me he will never fulfilled till he kicks the bucket.

I have his scroatums in my palm now. i don't intend to blackmail him for any reason not even for all the money in the world. but its gonna be a tool for me to keep him in check. As for the secretary, she has been pleading with me not to divulge the secret to a fouth party. she promise to do anything for me at the snap of my fingers. For a start, she gave me 2,000 euro just to proof to me that she meant what she just told me. for now my boss is been extremely nice to me in the past couple of hours but how long he intend to play this nicety script towards me remain a subjet of observation for as long as i am still here. i have passworde the recorded sexual act in the cctv camera. i will duplicate it as many as i can before deleting it from the memory.

Dude to me sounds more like a Nolloywood Porn Director. Who believed this junk written here?