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How does it corn-sand whos?

I will go back to sleep

Your balls are gone but the John is still der ?

I'm good at drinkin, _{drink anything drinkable}, I drink for a livin

The day my friends left a key here ,I[b] were [/b] aware .
I need a waters for my friends

^ At that moment I dont think Beyonce should have told him off
It will be a complete madness for both of them and some might even bounce back on eyonce.
She did the rite thing at last

She's pretty but she really needs to take care of her skin 

michelin89:
Don't you dare look down on me just because I don't share your so old way to see a marriage. As far as I am concerned, an adult is an adult, whether a man or a woman. If the woman/man isn't working because of a bad health or a bad economic system, I can understand.

Why the hell would a fit young woman be demanding money just because she has "suffered" to keep her hymen intact? You can easily deduce such girls are lost once they lose their virginity.

Cheap virgin slut. Not even your husband or a fiancé, but a mere boyfriend.

Some ladies are simply stupid ,Why would you be asking your bf for moni to fix your hair ? In no time she will start asking moni for tampax,undies,cream e.t.c .
If he gives you willingly, gud but asking is totally absurd.

;d

@ poster

Na too much fufu and Agege bread dey cause am.So the little money wey dem gather na to take am go gym ?
Forget am na only few ppl fit afford gym for 9jia jor, as for moi , i cant kill my sef na to chop sleep but i no too fat oo.

geneo:
Then Forget about em!

He cant forget dem cos he needs his missin rib,bone of his bone
Or you get chikala for the guy ?

Swimming . . . I be fish

I you should talk to your pastor.

How many time do they have to show you ? Everytime you kept saying "show me" show me "
Jesus didnt die for you now,he knows who he died for !

Abuzola:
And jesus, can a God die ?

Can a God (allah) send a paedophile ( Muhammad) ?

This cant be possible jor ! can one yr old have womb ?

zigi:
a girl tat travels frm one point x 2 point y giving out her bum bum in return for material thing

Na wa o

How old is she ? That will determine if we can convince her or not.

TOPE2000!:
I dont agree
She might be facially challenged but some other part of her body might be attractive na?

Well spoken

mevisbleek:
@debosky, its better u put photocopies so u will nt here story later on, my guy which skool are u going to, i just entered carleton last week pls dont use any agent i beg u, just submit all the necessary document and notin do u, if u enter canada u go see say its not worth waiting for 4mnths for the visa cos na mostly black somalia and sudan pple u go dey see but i will not lie to u i think that somalia get fine babes, just apply and everytin will be ok, y dont u apply to carleton or ottawa u, ottawa is kind of cheap in terms of hse

Bros e be like say na chic u fine come canada sef cos you too complain abt babez
pesin say he/she need help on bank account issue,you come dey talk abt somalian babez

why would i have a thing for boxes ?

pc guru:
I don't know what the fuss is about.All of you are going to marry runs girl.Whether you like it or not.You think it's written on the forehead.Some runs girl just change cuz they see someone worth changing for.Also let who is a virgin and dated a girl without having sex with her be the first to cast the stone.You can't eat your cake and have it.With that sad.A runs person is any boy or girl that will sell his morals and etiquette for money.

Tell them oo.

If you marry the rich guy n he becomes poor ,what will you do ? He might starts hitting you out of frustration and because he knows you married him cos of money.
If you marry the poor guy,things might change for better when you two are married but it's better to marry the one you love .

For me, I will marry the poor guy ,if am rich and truly love him .
Money and love walks hand in hand oooo.

mevisbleek:
pls i am begging everyone again pls no one should ued eduworld agency, mr kingsley is fraudulent, including his fat ass lawyer that calls himself san, mr kingsley ate my skool fees, 15000dollars, pls be careful. Please pass this info to other nigerians that are not on nairaland, but ya all can u maple. Naija o ni baje, well canada sweet, i no go lie too much babes to select from, sorry for the wrong comment i placed earlier on that no babes in canada make unna no vex

I better warn my friend about this ,looks like my friend is coming thru him.

Really babe no really dey canada unlike yankee.

Na ugly babe like me dey form pass cos men will alwaz tell us we are beautiful just to get in between our legs .

Has there ever being any lady who hasn' t had sex with a man becos they want one or two things ? either cos of love or lust .
All ladies are runs lady as far as i'm concern expect you marry your husband as a V-yarsh .

This is an eye-sore !

Na wa oo, anywhere i sees chris okotie's name, I quickly look for my dic  

Mine will be 777