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Toosure70:
then why curfew?

Don't mind them.They do all of these things just to make people think that Ooni or any king for that matter is special and not an ordinary human being.A lot of people have read meanings into them...even some people say they will cut off the king's head, for what? This secrecy to make the king look as if he was not a poo like everyone of us has failed...we know in this 21st century and long before this that everybody is poo(sand) and late Oba Sijuwade is a poo...stop this arant nonsense...

deadZONE:
The Special Adviser to President Muhammadu Buhari on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina has once again raised question marks as to whether he is competent enough to hold such a sensitive office.
In a recent interview with Kayode Ogundamisi, a social commentator, Adesina claimed that President Buhari never promised to publicly declare his assets, claiming it was only a campaign promise of the All progressives Congress (APC).

Apparently in a bid to cover up for the President’s inability to deliver on the first of his cardinal campaign “covenants” of publicly declaring his assets, Adesina was quoted as saying:

You need to get his words right, go and check all that the president said during the campaign, in no place would you see it attributed to him as a person.

“But then there is a document by his party, the All Progressives Congress, saying he would declare publicly, so we need to see that right, it’s a declaration by his party.

“Now what does the law require? The law requires public officers to declare their assets; he has done that. But his party has a document that says he would do it publicly.

“There is a procedure for that, and the procedure is that you first declare, code of conduct (bureau) would verify and after that, if you want to make it public, the onus lies on you to say release. The procedure has to be followed.

“He has declared, and it is deposited with the code of conduct bureau and they need to verify. Let’s come to that time when code of conduct would say we have completed verification.”

It would be recalled that in the build-up to the Saturday, March 28, 2015 presidential election, Buhari had promised to make his assets known “publicly” within the first 100 days in order to set an example to every other government official in his administration.

The then presidential aspirant had said:

No matter how vast our resources, if they are not efficiently utilized, they will only benefit a privileged few, leaving the majority in poverty. I believe if Nigeria does not kill corruption; corruption will kill Nigeria.

I pledge to:

Publicly declare my assets and liabilities and encourage my political appointees to also publicly declare their assets and liabilities.

With this latest gaffe, the argument that Adesina is grossly incompetent for such a sensitive office seems to hold water after all.


http://www.thetrentonline.com/this-latest-blunder-by-femi-adesina-will-put-buhari-in-trouble-click/

No wonder,your moniker says it all.Dead zone...yuk.Being competent is for Adesina to own up for PMB even if PMB says otherwise...Dead zone indeed.Pls,assuming you are PA to BOBAKU and he tells you that when his 'enemies' come looking for him,you should tell them that he is not in,what are you going to tell his 'enemies' when they come calling?
I am sure that your competency will overcome your brain and you would tell them that BOBAKU is inside for them to crucify... DEADZONE indeed...shior.

xtrorse:
I spit on the rotten graves of your Yaribanza wretched grand-fathers! I spit on you greedy, parasitic ingrates!

A Yoruba great thinker is talking about spitting and a dirty, stinking,smelling,watery oha filled head cannibal is also trying to spit...can you spit?everybody come and look an Igbo *** wants to spit...oya now,spit in public and say bye bye to your flat spanner head compatriots... wonders shall never end...I spit on your vampire tribe...

tonychristopher:
DO I LOOK LIKE THE ACCOUNTANT GENERAL...OR WHAT IS THE CONTRIBUTION OF SW TO THE FEDERATION COOFEERS ABI NA TO DEY BEG FOR MONEY TO PAY SALARY AND FEED UNA PEOPLE WITH ODOURLESS FUFU UNA SABI?

Click on my signature and you see some two links showing what SW contributes but your lazy labourer tribe is almost not contributing much...I spit on their flat spanner heads-the leeches...yuk.

tonychristopher:
I think it will be nice to focus on tons of Yoruba speaking places that vehemently deny anything to do with Yoruba. Lately, i met an ijebu dude that hates been called Yoruba , he wants to be called ijebu and never believed that oduduwa fable. Oh what about the Egun that said they aint Yoruba i know you will be jolted and lets forget the ilorrin axis of kabba, okun and even offa that said they are not Yoruba also, i know a friend Funke she hates and loathes been called a Yoruba she prefers her okun name. That by the way what about the UTSEN that speak Yoruba in edo state but wont be labelled a Yoruba. I think the earlier you stop been igbophobic the better for you. Oh i forgot that they have given up on Ilorin and kabba region

Well leave igbo let igbo sort themselves out...you have a lot of work on your hands

Look at that your smelly,stinking oha mouth form fables that delight your ofe akwu flat spanner heads like your sorry self...I was about saying that Mrs Okonjo Iweala said she was not an IBO woman when she came to address us...you see your life...

azzima:
even john UGOCHUKWU Oliseh said he ain't igbo. When Stephen Keshi was asked what gives him joy,he said he feels happy whenever he is called his Yoruba name.

Igbos with their attach by thunder by force syndrome...Oliseh said he is not Igbo and some dirty Oha eaters have been wailing calling him names.Who would want to be associated with a cancerous and vampire tribe like the Igbos...Shior.
Imagine these sleazebags comparing themselves with achievers in the world,Africa and Nigeria such as these few technocrats... https://www.nairaland.com/2486801/check-out-these-achievements-u. They have not been able to bring anybody tangible only clowns like Emeagwali the Fraud and co.I spit on their flat spanner heads for disturbing my peace... Vampire tribe... yuk.

FKO81:
I forgot to add the first black Vice chancellor of University of Ibadan is Anambra state indegine
Prof Kenneth Dike
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Ibadan

Prof Kenneth Dike Nigeria first professor of history, and the founder of national archive.

I was very benevolent to even say that the Igbos do not have 1/10 but after seeing all the purported achievements of the Igbos,I was like rolling on the floor with laughter...I now know that they don't have 1/40 of the achievements of the Yorubas.
The only few achievements that I could point out:
Pius Okigbo-no pass,he was not the first PhD holder in Econs
Emeagwali-no pass,he is not a doctor talk less of being a Prof...he is widely known as Emeagwali the Fraud...no thesis,he could not even pass his exams.I love him before but when I got to know that he was a fraud...I detest fraud.
Now if you have about one million sergeants in your family and I have only one GENERAL,all your Sergeant s would surely chorus YES SIR for my one and only GENERAL... that is to say I have not seen anybody in the league of Teslim Elias-ICJ president ex, Prof Bola Ajibola-Head of UNO ex, etc.
Therefore in the world stage,you don't even have up to 1/1000000.In the biz sector,this had been variously trashed out and a neutral body like the Forbes list of billionaires says Yorubas are tops as usual with 6 and Igbos with a distant 4...lol.
Now, one sore point is this about Chinua Achebe, he lost to a Yoruba man as usual.Now don't come and tell me he sold more novels,got his book translated into Hebrew or whatever,even if his book is sold in Jupiter,he lost the most glorious Nobel Laureate honour which is the apex of achievement for any writer.I hope and pray Chimamanda wins it one day...
I could not see any other achievements except politicians that we have very successful ones more than the Igbos.So it is still obvious that the Igbo do not have up to 1/40 of these achievements...look properly,those people are technocrats who achieved those feats through hard work..ciao

Igbos are lazy sleazebags,reason they could not make 1/10 of these achievements...
https://www.nairaland.com/2486801/check-out-these-achievements-u
Your warped view is that anybody who is not a trader is lazy...meaning that the Germans,Britons etc are lazy and the Pakistanis and Turks are hardworking.Now,slowpokes,have you ever thought why Yorubas have less poverty than your region and more billionares than you...because they are GREAT THINKERS... ADMINISTRATORS and the Igbos are LABOURERS.
Yorubas are Britons and Igbos are Pakistanis...lol

exxell:
Before you pass that stuppid verdict on yourself and your useless tribe cum Obas, just ask yourself one question;

IF THE WHOLE IGBOLAND IS INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE FEDERATION AS YOU DOWNPLAY THEM, WHY DID YOUR BRAINLESS FOREFATHERS KICK AGAINST BIAFRA AND OUR SECCESION? WHY NOT LET US BE? BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, OJUKWU WANTED TO PULL ONLY IGBOLAND OUT OF THIS ZOO.... BUT THE NIGER DELTA HAD TO JOIN US BECAUSE THEY WERE ALSO BEING MARGINALIZED! BUT YOU WILL NEVER ALSO LET THEM BE... BECAUSE UR WHOLE TRIBE IS PARASITIC, LEECHING AND LAZY.... SCUMBAGGS!

https://www.nairaland.com/2486801/check-out-these-achievements-u
Can a lazy tribe like yours even have 1/5 of these achievements?I don't think your generations can aspire to those great heights... forgive me Oh Lord for saying this... I tell you,Igbos are more than leeches.SLEAZEBAGS!!!

exxell:
Before you pass that stuppid verdict on yourself and your useless tribe cum Obas, just ask yourself one question;

IF THE WHOLE IGBOLAND IS INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE FEDERATION AS YOU DOWNPLAY THEM, WHY DID YOUR BRAINLESS FOREFATHERS KICK AGAINST BIAFRA AND OUR SECCESION? WHY NOT LET US BE? BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, OJUKWU WANTED TO PULL ONLY IGBOLAND OUT OF THIS ZOO.... BUT THE NIGER DELTA HAD TO JOIN US BECAUSE THEY WERE ALSO BEING MARGINALIZED! BUT YOU WILL NEVER ALSO LET THEM BE... BECAUSE UR WHOLE TRIBE IS PARASITIC, LEECHING AND LAZY.... SCUMBAGGS!

Maybe our intelligent forefathers did not know you were going to be parasites... now that we the grandsons know,we say'To err is human,to forgive divine'...from today you are free like a broken,twisted, boneless arm.Let's see you begin to pack to Alaigbo tomorrow morning.Thanks for the sure anticipated movement to the South East tomorrow...God bless.

tonychristopher:
I am beginning of think that people are stupid and daft ...you say Igbo dominated the Market yet they don't contribute dime to the economy you said they don't contribute yet your fathers fought them so that they can stay in Nigeria then today go to Biafra thread you will see those that antagonise the biafran dream are still non Igbo yet as stupid as their parents so is their sons


how can you fight those that contribute nothing to stay in same country ...it is either some tribes are scared of what will befall them if Igbo leave or that the y are just stupid


if you want to know what Igbo contribute wait till Christmas period when 70%/have gone go Christians

Maybe they didn't know you were going to be this parasitic...they fought you because they thought or so I think,Ojukwu wanted to lord it over the minorities just and just because of the OYEL...but now that you said you don't give a damn about the oil...*chuckles*...you can go...you are free like a twisted boneless leg...pls,go,go,go...lol.

exxell:
Iddiota... We shall always quote you people back to the gates of hell. You opened this your senseless thread not because you wanted to learn but because you wanted to spite the whole Igbo nation. If there is sincerity in this thread, the title should have been "What are the contributions of every region to the federation account?" Then a detailed, logical presentation would have been made by all regions. But since your evil self is nothing but the progenitor of a Chlamidya infested sperm, you decided to single out the FIRST TRIBE IN NIGERIA TO SPITE THEM EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE AWARE THAT THE IGBOS ARE LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM THE YORUBAS! I don't blame you. I guess your life of incest with your crackhead mum has infected your brain because the last time your mum went for check up, she was diagonised with grade A vaginal warts... Stuppid, leprous, epileptic son of a maggot father! Fvck you man

THE IGBOS WILL ALWAYS SMOKE THE YORUBASTARRDS ANYTIME, ANYDAY!

I had wanted to give you an epistle of corrosive words then I remembered that you are a cannibal from the only documented cannibal tribe of Africa and I decided not to waste those corrosive words on a vampire like you..
You compare your miserable cannibal tribe with the Great Yoruba Nation?Wonders shall never end...on a lighter note,Cannibal, let's see if your parasitic tribe has 1/5 of these few achievements (For brevity sake)...
https://www.nairaland.com/2486801/check-out-these-achievements-u

exxell:
Iddiota... We shall always quote you people back to the gates of hell. You opened this your senseless thread not because you wanted to learn but because you wanted to spite the whole Igbo nation. If there is sincerity in this thread, the title should have been "What are the contributions of every region to the federation account?" Then a detailed, logical presentation would have been made by all regions. But since your evil self is nothing but the progenitor of a Chlamidya infested sperm, you decided to single out the FIRST TRIBE IN NIGERIA TO SPITE THEM EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE AWARE THAT THE IGBOS ARE LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM THE YORUBAS! I don't blame you. I guess your life of incest with your crackhead mum has infected your brain because the last time your mum went for check up, she was diagonised with grade A vaginal warts... Stuppid, leprous, epileptic son of a maggot father! Fvck you man

THE IGBOS WILL ALWAYS SMOKE THE YORUBASTARRDS ANYTIME, ANYDAY!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_Nigeria.
http://www.foramfera.com/index.php/news-and-press-release/item/614-rubber-tree-cultivation-in-nigeria-the-investment-opportunity
After going through the numerous comments, it is obvious that the SE does not contribute much to the federation accounts like the SW because they have not been able to give us links except NL links to disprove the fact that they are the parasites of Nigeria.

THE VERDICT:
Due to the two very important links above.
Both of them testifying the parasitic position of the SE of Nigeria.
By the power conferred on me by the constitution of the federal republic of Nairaland.
I crown the the SE,the most loquacious and noisy region of Nigeria with...
The Golden Crown Of The Parasite Of Nigeria GOLCROTPAN.
Long live federal republic of Nairaland.

SonOfEl:
YORUBASTARDS THRIVE IN DOWNPLAYING IGBOS

SEE AS THEM FULL THIS THREAD

I PITY THEM

EVERY STATE IN NIGERIA IS SUCCEEDING MAINLY BECAUSE OF IGBOS PRESENCE THERE...

ONLY FOOLS LIKES YORUBAS DOWNPLAY SOMETHING BIGGER THAN THEM.

Igbos and falsities and empty noise...when facts of whatever noise you are making are shown, you always lose against the Yoruba...the fact is you depend on the Yorubas.Reason why you are all over the South West more than anywhere in the world...from the hard work of the Yoruba,we have paid the debts owed by your grandfathers twice...you don't contribute much to the economy of Nigeria compared to the North,South West and South South...Shior

willow0802:
have u suddenly gone mute, where are your brothers by the way, are you the only one left?...abi you stay at chevron, ur house abi ur papa house abi rent, which one

That guy does not know that you lot are just hollow chest beaters...from what I have studied about Igbos...they dream big but unfortunately when compared with the Yorubas with hard facts,they are still down there...and they would try everything to derail the thread.Later,you can start another thread on this and you know Yoruba will come and thrash you as usual but on this thread, the South East is the PARASITE of Nigeria...contributing very little to the federation accounts.The highest foreign exchange earner for Nigeria after Oil is COCOA from the South West... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_Nigeria.. Swallowing everything the South East wants to bring out as foreign exchange earner for Nigeria...

Eugenedimgba:
either you are a blind dunce or ignorant chump....maybe both.Anambra is 3rd on the list you knobhead.

What I am trying to put into that your flat head is that Anambra 11.2% poverty rate is higher than Osun's10.9% poverty rate...Anambra state is poverty stricken to the extent that everyone of you is running to the South West... lol.

winniz:
That Cocoa lie has been busted on this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/246058/debunking-lateset-lie-nigeria-did

I opened your link but there was nothing to see...removed or hidden...After Oil,it is Cocoa-mainly South West...after Cocoa,we have rubber-Ondo,Akwa Ibom,Edo,Delta,Abia,Anambra,Ebonyi,Cross Rivers,Rivers, Bayelsa...two from South West and three from South East...so my man,you are still the parasites here unless you can tell us specifically what you are giving to Nigeria... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_Nigeria

winniz:
Apart from Livestock they contributes nothing else.

After oil in Nigeria,Cocoa mainly from the South West is the leading non oil foreign exchange earner for Nigeria...

Observant:
Isnt this why fiscal regionalism should be control implemented.
The SE simply ask for regionalism or let them go. This stand has not changed since aburi accord.

Every time facts are shown between the South East and South West...South West always comes tops...lol.

AroOkigbo:
Let do small mathematics here...

80% of crude oil is from SS (as you put it). Where is the 20% coming from? Let's assume SE.

Nigeria exports AT LEAST 2m barrels of crude oil PER DAY
20% of that is 400,000 barrels

At $50 per barrel, that's $20m
At #200 per $, that's #4 billion

Let's assume 100% of agriculture comes from SW and the North... yes, SE contributes nothing via agriculture...

Between #4 billion PER DAY and 100% of agriculture, which would you go for?

You may be thinking, but it's 60-40 (JV ratio, Nigeria vs producer), tell me how much 100% contributes to the central purse...AND HOW?

The entire South East gives only 8% while On do in the South West gives 12%...so what are you saying?

shogz89:
everybody pays tax... What are your core competence.. You should have mentioned onitsha and aba.. They produce many things others regions don't produce, that should have been your answer not tax.. Proudly southwest though

Op S.e are manufactures in cloths, cars and many others so please no start tribal war

If any region produces anything,it would show in the indices of what gives Nigeria her foreign exchange,etc.Very meagre one comes from the South East and the largest chunk comes from the South South,followed by South West then North...South East does buying and selling just like the other regions and In no son assembles vehicles in the East just like Pro force does in the South West...I am afraid none of the regions has been able to produce anything except through our industries and the South West comes tops...

hazyfm1:
Introvert what is your official resumption time?


FAKE NEWS

Have you read punch this morning?Then you will surely read the news clip and know that it is authentic...

backtosender:
Look at this chimp...how can you use a yorooba formulated article just to make a point?i have told you several times to days of yoroooba propaganda is over and buried your Yoruba poverty index is fake just like ODUDUWA kingdom tell me how a poor state a poverty ridden state like Osun is 2nd in least poverty states hahahah you guys are jokers Mennh....yoroooba can make up different series about ODUDUWA therefore poor yoroooba kids will swallow those tales by moon light and start feeling funky oh yeaah we are trying to civilize you baboons it is our job to do so.......it is our assignment that must be accomplished

You are really deluded.Are UNDP and Oxford University Yoruba establishments?

Mckennedy:
you're aint making sense,,, is there Egun language or not?

There is of course... What has that got to with your thinking that they are Yorubas.?

hinwazaka:
If this supposed self appointment is the intention of the president, then he should be promptly discouraged. He has had two stints as the head of an institution in the petroleum sector. He served as minister of petroleum in the military junta headed OBJ. What mark did he make in the sector.
* He oversaw the construction of Refineries that could not meet the demands of Nigerians and failed to conduct forecasts of production capacity and demand into retrospects
* Under his watch, an allegation of misappropriation of the sum of 2.8 million dollars occurred
He served as the head of the Petroleum Trust Fund in the military government headed by Gen Sani Abacha. What were his accolades
* The institution failed to give a truely geographic spread of its programmes
* There were allegations of financial recklessness and misappropriation of funds against the institution
* There were allegations against him of mismanagement and negligence of duties
* There were allegations of nepotism, favouritism against the institution
* There were allegations of inferior and substandard construction of projects by contractors employed by the institution
* There was a lack of transparency in awarding and execution of projects
With this sort of résumé, I wonder why we should allow him head anything related to petroleum and also there is a little thing called the CONSTITUTION

Cool temper,man.He is going to be there for only 18 months...

INTROVERT:
you for post the whole news here na.

I am sorry...I am using an android...

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
The 13% was not managed well and that is what you should ask for

I just pray that you reason with me on the same pedestal... 13% is good but if it can be shored up a little to 30%,this would be better.Remember the degradation and contamination of their homeland... the pain,the anguish,the frustration they are going through just because mother nature blessed them with the black gold...pls,put yourself in their shoes...it pains, man,it pains...

http://www.punchng.com/i-punch/my-uk-passport-was-forged-saraki/Is it a case of all is fair in love and war?

My take is for President Buhari to allow the 13% derivative to be upgraded to at least 30% with a good monitoring of how the funds are disbursed... it would even do some indigenes a world of good if they are given some stipends every month for maybe,a couple of years..

Let us hope it is not going to be like Obasanjo's era...President Buhari must be above board and we hope there would be a lot of goodies for our ND brothers who lay the golden eggs... http://www.punchng.com/news/president-to-head-ministry-of-petroleum-for-18-months/

Eugenedimgba:
All these to erase your mediocrity?? I don't have time to start googling up igbo achievements....of course there are truckloads of them...but clap for yourselves

There are not even up to a tin load...not with this your poverty according to UNO arm- https://www.nairaland.com/2418994/ranking-nigerian-states-poverty-rates UNDP...