₦airaland Forum

okwabayi:
This also reminds me of when an English man used 'have you ate?'. Hear the argument which ensued when I told him it was 'have you eaten?'. He was adamant in telling me it was correct either way, they were both past tense and it doesn't matter sofar the person spoken to understands what was said.

I guess the powers that be [like I mentioned before] have diluted English to make it easy for anyone to pick up.

OAM4J:
Haaaa. Now I know who is behind my loss of vitality. This fire you are cooking heeennn, many hearts will be broken o

Anyways it won't be a bad idea to retire with a dokita who will nurse me till the end. Let me think of the Assurance to give you.

I left Jamaica some years ago, but I was there for some weeks last year.

OAM4J:
I know, I know, I know

I miss you very much too..

I wanted to call you the last time I was in Naija hoping we can commence our scandalous affair but I couldn't find your number on the phone I took to Naija. I suspected Jennykadri must have deleted it during one of our night vigils together but I later found it in my other phone sha. Hope the number has not changed o.

I want you to give me me a comprehensive checkup especially in that special area. These days I get tired after like 12 rounds, my late grandfather who I took after was doing 20/25 rounds even at age 120 without Viagra or Burutanshi. The old man had many wives and concubines he was servicing daily and he never disappointed any of them. I cannot afford to disappoint my ancestors and you are the only dokita I trust that can help me.

Gboliwe:
That gender confusion has been a saving grace ọ. Maybe one werey would have dragged me into one yeye scandal or another.

Only Busybody knew my gender then until recently when one or two others knew for sure.

OAM4J:
Hi sweetie. Do you miss me?

NwaChibuzor100:
They are the one of the few tribes in Nigeria that don't circumcise their girls along with the fulanis so their libido is always very high. They can go any length to search for the perfect di*k even if it means going international.

obidevine:
Hi Nairalanders , I need some mature responses .

Anytime I and my wife have a quarrel or a verbal altercation she tends to remove her ring for a few days.

Please what could this mean or how do I address this. It really gets me thinking.

Beno3:
I don't believe because of divorce, a man will wake up one morning and butcher his lovely wife include his mother inlaw. Though I don't support violence against women.
But I strongly believe that either one of these may be the cause of this.
1, May have disobeyed him, championing her mother's advice, challenging and insulting him beyond his tolerance limit.
2, Comparing him with his mates outside and forgetting when the going was good and how he spent hell on her .
3, Causing him to lose his assets, exposes him and try to run away into another man's arms and her mother is in support of it.
4,Telling him his kids of ten years struggle, werent his, and that she is moving to the real fathers, and the mum supports it under his roof.

carpmam:
So u wrote all those things for us to read bcoz of a baby snake, ur mate have upgraded to killing bush babies

shamecurls:
So snake cannot live with you in peace again?

Sigh...

Oluwapresley:
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tseeew.