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dayokanu: Ronke, take all the priest in vatican and all the Pastors to watch Porn and all of them would have an errection As long as they sit down to watch it. provided they dont have health issues.

The only rememdy is to leave the environment or refuse to act on the stimuli/errection. But that they wont react? thats a Big lie

Ok!!!!!! little wonder, that you always have an e?rec?tion when you see the i.d's of girls or ladies on this NL...talkmore of seeing them physically.

coogar: ronkebp, stop blaspheming!
responding to stimuli is not an act of irresponsibility - acting on those feelings could be irresponsible but the feelings are inevitable unless the man is suffering from erëctile dysfunction.

So you are saying you always have an erection when you see any pretty lady? because if you do, then i know where your answers are coming from.

Too bad, when Nigeria men start to tell eachother the truth things will begin to auger well...a man that cannot keep it zipped because he encounters batallion of women daily, i repeat is an irresponsible man. A man that has a pointed trouser whether married or single, anytime he sees a prettylin, has a big problem, if he is suffering from Se?x/ual addiction wahala, then we know where the problem lies, if he thinks he is well and has a pointed trouser every time HE SEES A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, he needs to have a RETHINK and do a thorough check-up.

[quote author=Hour_Glass]ooowwww noooo!!! Sorry to hear that aronky, have you taken a better step to get to the clinic. It will be better for a doctor to check you out, fatigue can be underlying symptom of some beautiful things. Take care[/quote]My dear it is actually the beginning of "beautiful things", Thank God...but i have seen heaven so far...it is not fun!!!! for now

I am not saying my husband is responsible or not responsible, i am saying that it is not every Po/r?no movie that should make a sane person high, have a hard-on or wet panties, it is not every lady that you see should make your rod hard...all you have to do is train your mind and body....if you get aroused by everything in skirt and you are proving to the world that your are an "able man" by so doing, that man has a major problem...Simple!!!

[quote author=Hour_Glass]Logs for today

8:00am - 1 orange

8:30am - 70g bread + 2 scrambled eggs + 3/4 cup beverage

2:30pm - 1 handful peanuts

4:00pm - fist sized garri + 0.5 cups vegetables w/ fish.

5:00pm - 1 slice yam

Dinner - maybe/maybe not.

Exercise (morning) - 54mins Banish Fat Boost Metabolism.

@ike where una dey na? How weekend? Missing your absence here o.
@aronky, uche, ML, opella, 002, barbie girl, lets show face o, its the beginning of a new week. Start strong and you will finish stronger.

I forgot to celebrate my entry into 76kg big time yesterday and it was a strong one at 76.3kg, plateau broken for good I believe.[/quote]my dear. wish i could, fatigue is not letting me do anything....been at it for long now.....

coogar: you cannot blame men for the way they think - nature wants them to think like that! thinking it is not irresponsible cos i am sure the men @ the vatican also cop eréctions, acting on it is the koko!

the acting on it is also a grey area - is the tempter tempting enough to tempt the man?

Why does a naked-mad woman,with se/x/y bo.o.bies does not give some men hard-on, although there are men that have stooped so low to go and have sex/u.al intercou/rse with crazy women, especially at night (disgusting)....

Nobody is blaming men for the way they think, i only hate when they have chosen to think in a certain way and call it "the norm".

MRbrownJAY: i have to ask: do you hear what you are saying, and do you actually believe it?!............ do you believe your husband is a responsible man? if yes then here is your experiment for the day, and to make it even more understandable to you how we men function, tell your hubby beforehand that it is an EXPERIMENT.......so simply go online, choose a por.no of any kind (girl + boy), put it on, ask your man to get UnCloth, then ask him to BE RESPONSIBLE AND NOT HAVE A HARDON while watching it....... the result may shock you.
pls come back to us with the result, lol!

btw here is a side experiment for all you people that dont know what type of freak your husband is:
go online, find some por.no with stuff that may seem GROSS to you, bestiality/hom.osexuality/fem dom etc, then do the exact same thing as mentionned above. and then watch and learn.
pls ladies, do not blame MBJ for what you may discover about the husband you thought you knew.

thanks me later!

MBJ, there are p/or/ns and there are po/r/ns, and i will repeat it again, not all p/o/rn should give a reasonable man a hard-on. i cannot count how many po/r/no movies i have watched with my hubby, i know when he is rocking hard and when he has this "nonsense" look all over his face,he means, this is just crap, they are not even good enough, so you want to tell me that your or the men's senses, have nothing else to think about but to having arousals anytime they watch movies and see babes, so anything and any lady can rock your boat? Anything goes kinda man.....ooopsss!!! what won't i see.....lol.

Just because men are men, is not enough reason for most of them if not all should be thinking with their penis/es, that is why many of them especially in Nigeria are being killed by M.A.G.U.N

Sagamite: When I tell you guys I am Sagamite aka "Balogun leyin obinrin" aka "Hot boy" aka "I'ma flirt" aka "Hold on to your chic" aka "Dutty talker" aka "Prof of womantology" aka "I'ma hit that" aka "Juice lover" aka "She wants it" aka "Mo baaad gan" aka "Professional ashawo" aka "No waste time" aka "Naughty teddybear" aka "funminigoodstuffjor" aka "How do you wanit?" aka "Mo ni issues", believe me I am not joking.

I take ashaworism to another stratosphere. I am a self-appointed UN envoy on women affairs on every continent, I am like a diplomat who creates "friendly" relationships internationally. I work very hard to employ my skills across the world's continent. The fuku faka fuku faka magician.

Just today, I was walking on the streets to do some grocery shopping in a black part of London, as I was walking briskly, I passed 2 black girls on the pavement. As I passed, one was speaking to the other one in a different African language that was not Naija or Southern African (it sounded more french-like like Congo or Ivory Coast). I think as I was passing, she was shocked as I came from her back and very close to her (I had to adjust my chest sideways slightly to avoid contact), so she was probably saying I made her heart jump. She spoke in the local language.

I turned around and looked at them with my notorious cheeky smirk and said "What did she say?". They looked shocked but because I had a friendly smirk (probably also because of my soft face and proper speaking) they smiled and said "She was not talking to me". I said yeah I know, but she was talking about me. I said as I passed she was saying something about me in their language. They laughed and said "No". I said I was sure she was talking about my butt. They looked at each other and started giggling. I looked at them and said cheekily but with a serious face "don't deny it, I know when some girl is talking about my butt even in another language". By this time they were laughing hard because of (1) my accusation in public, (2) sheer confidence despite not knowing them and (3) facial delivery (part serious, part smirky).

We were at a red light waiting to cross, I started my ad hoc comedic routine of imitating them and their language. I said don't deny it, "you girls were talking in Congolese and checking out my butt, are you girls not congolese?", they laughed and said "yes". I pointed to the girl that spoke and said what she said was "shaka shoko wigi waga look at his nice butt" and that the second one said (which I delivered imitating a dreamy girl's voice) "Oui". They were laughing and saying that is not what she said. I rebutted and said I know what I heard. Then I said the first one then said "bigi bongo wanga see how strong and nice his butt is, I just want to grab it and squeeze it like a fresh french baguette" and the second one said (again, dreamy girl's voice) "Oui, Oui". Then I said the first girl now said "wonga wonga that is the best butt I have ever seen in my life" and the second one said "C'est Oui". Honestly, by this time these 2 girls wanted to die with laughter. They were laughing so hard to the point they were clutching their belly and almost crouching on the floor that this guy is crazy and see him murdering our language. Pedestrain lights came on, I gave them the cheeky comedic face and started walking away. As I walked away, I used one hand to cover my butt and turned around like "I know you are looking at it, stop looking" and now shouted back at them "Oui". They were just laughing so hard.

I am just a ridiculous flirt. I bet they will be joking about what I said for years to come. "Oui"!

Saga!!!! you are crazy!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!

Saga is crazy.....lol, just went over that thread again....

dayokanu: Its like saying only an irresponsible man would have an erectiion watching poorn.

An irresponsible man would "always" have an erection while watching porn, there are some porn movies that does nothing to the senses or the body, it is just there, and there are some, before they start you are drooling, so when a man is having an erection at every nipppple, and i repeat, at every baaakaasi, there is a serious problem of self control and lack of it there. There is nothing anybody can tell me.

Sagamite: See this one. Which kin spiked drink.

As ronki said, you no fit control situation when show hits ground.

I don write about babes like you before:

https://www.nairaland.com/316937/what-nairaland-female-members-pictures/93#5323856

Really i went to look at that thread...you are a trip....lol, as in you sat down to write what every lady's picture was saying to you? lol....

^^^^^^ S/E///X HAS SOLVED THE PROBLEMS, e dey tey

Sagamite: Say wetin?

E too small? I slack?

Na 37 girls in 2010 o. Recently I have lost some of my guile, dat na why e reduce. I need to up my game.

yeah!!! that is what happens when old age sets in. the number will keep reducing......

Tgirl4real: Sis Ronkus!!!

Ermmm...she neva sin na. Shebi na only touching and twas a moment of weakness

Btw, d bible also said spouses shouldn't deny eachother of sex except there's mutual consent and it should be only for few days.



See confession o

Tgirl, trust me, there are some places the hands should not reach, if it does, then there would be fire on the mountain....

Sagamite: Kai! You must have bought and read my biography.

Really?? you add married women too to the queue ni?? slip your hands every where abi?

coogar: money does not entice some women - matter of fact, the only reason they would turn down a man's request is because he has money! they are aware such men are always sought after and they don't want to keep fighting concubines every now and then so they go for the dude with less dough and equal substance!


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this is part of where the moral upbringing comes in and self control, money is supposed to entice women because every woman loves comfort and money answereth all things, but for personal self worth and other things in place, some women will not fall irrespective of the packaging so instead of that as a criteria, other things or qualities come first...that is how i see it though.

afam4eva: Pls stop twisting my words. I didn't right the bible. I'm just quoting what is there. if the bible wanted because to divorce because of violence in marriage don't you think it would have been included? But it wasn't. So, it either you follow the bible or you decide to worship sango or amadioha. There are varieties.

Lol.....Amadioha in what year? Anyways, the Bible did not expect anyone to be violent in a marraige, and that was why it said that "the man should love his wife the way Christ loved the church and gave his life for the church" and the woman should be submissive to her husband. the same Bible says, "if your right eye will lead you to sin, pluck it out", if a man will lead me to pardition because of violence today and slaps tomorrow, he can please go to whereever!!!..God definitely does not want divorce, but trust me, not at all cost. HE wishes above all things that we prosper and be in good health even as our souls prospereth, when you know the will of God for your life, you will not miss it.

BluStreak: No too much rambling so I'm going straight to the point.
Question: is it possible for a young woman whose husband has been away seeking for greener pasture for upwards of 3yrs to still remain faithful to the husband bearing in mind her age group? She is between 27 & 30 years.

the Bible requires faithfulness if you are a christain and i am sure the muslims believe that too....The truth is the body cannot hold on for that long, only if you have subdued and subjected it to total obedience, and very few people do that. So it is very possible for a lady to have affairs or choose to remain faithful....it is just a personal decision.

Some women will be kissing a guy and at the back of their mind, they will be thinking out loud " oh no, this is so wrong, i am not supposed to be doing this, but i can't help it, oh no, please save me", meanwhile the guys hands has slipped to different part of the body....loobaatan!!!!!

coogar: words of wisdom, chaircover!!!
women would believe what they want to believe anyways but one thing is clear - every man on the planet would cheat in the face of temptation provided he's séxually attracted to the tempter!

It is also an irresponsible man that will get a hard-on at every nippppllle or clapping bakaasi, it is a half-baked who is less of the man 'the Bible calls them' that will drool just because he is seeing a lady in a clinging dress. So they cannot look away, abi? and plead the Blood of Jesus, or do you think money does not entice women too? Any woman that comes here to lie that money does not entice them is a LIAR!!!!!!! don't be decieved. But we all have been brought up in different ways and have learnt self control in so many ways, and i think men should also learn self control and stop having 'talking pants' and giving unnecessary excuse that men cheat...what do you wnat to teach your male-children?

afam4eva: Yet, you're advising someone to leave a marriage because of violence. Even when the bible made it explicitly lucid that under no circumstance should a couple divorce except the problem they have is connected with Infidelity.

In order words, you are saying the Bible kinda supports domestic violence that might lead to the death of either partner.?

Chei!!!!!! i am imagining my boss asking me to 'kneel down and hands-up' chei!!!! aru!!!!!!!!he /she will have to shove that job up the 'disgusting behind'.

^^^^^ PART of the violence we are talking about.

Mrs mansson: Calls are coming in from 3 different numbers probably and different names,its not her dad,brothers,cousins or her inlaws and she is sounding funny on phone what do u expect the husband's thoughts to be based on.if they are truly not her ex then they are her boy friends.The truth is most women take advantage of a man's calm nature.There are calm Naija men whether married legally or not

The man should tell her, since he is the one hearing the conversations and reading her body languages....their marraige is still very fresh( if they are), and this is the time to get things straight with your spouses. I don't receive calls from any of my ex or 'a guy that sees himself as a potential boyfriend someday', and my husband does not at all, you will not find a lady's number on his phones, and that has been our agreement from the beginning and it is working for us. They should set rules and boundaries that both people will follow. simple!!!

plaetton: Whatever your brain tells you, I dont think it is right for you to come here and insult the Op by calling him ,the Op, a liar, without any facts of your own.

And did i literally call him a liar

jennykadry: Actually many of the threads I never believed in turned out not being true. You can ask around.

All I am saying is the next time you advise a woman on how to handle her cheating husband, do not forget to ask her to get him on here to talk his own side of the story.

If you don't believe a story then say so, cos the excuses you have come up with got me thinking, what are we Nigerians are turning into? Like saying it is okay for an ex to ring at 8pm at night and not midnight? Or not trusting his wife would chase her into the arms o the boyfriends? OMG

Is there no difference between 2pm in the afternoon, 8pm at night and 1am after midnight, i think there is. If you read my post well, i did not support the lady for one minute that her receiving calls from her ex whether one or two is right. My question was how the man knew they were her exes??, it still boils down to what i have written so far, if the lady does it in such a way that the man hears and knows every,it is either clear that she has nothing to hide or she does not care about the feeling of her husband, or the man 'thinks'those guys are her 'one-time boyfriends', because of the way she was answering the phone. or he snooped into the wife's phone to get the 411s' of the guys in question. If they are her 'one-time boyfriends' what has given her the guts to be picking the calls infront of her husband. If you want to profer a truthful advice go down to the root of the matter and stop taking everything at face-value. This is where unnecessary beaf and wahala will start in a marraige.

plaetton: When an Op comes on the forum to ask for advice, he or she is aking us to put ourselves in the same position and offer our feelings. He did not come here to ask for us to judge who is telling the truth and who is lying. His case was straithforward.

We have to assume whatever the op is telling us as facts.It is not our place to judge the Op or his motives. I think that is very silly.
The Op has presented us with facts that happen very often happen , and could happen to just about anyone.
So lets be honest to ourselves and ask what we would do if we were in his shoes.period.

You, cannot tell me that if your spouse's exes call your house regularly, whether its morning, afternoon or midnight, that you would not take great offence and take immediate and stern actions to stop it.

Lets stop all this hypocrisy and pointless innuendos about age , maturity and all that crap, and face the real issue that the op has presented.

Typical of Nigerians, we bring in unnecessary sentiments when ddealing with serious issues.

Whatever!!!!! you say it the way you see it, i say it the way i see and feel it, we are different and so our thought lines should be different, give your own advice to the poster and move-on to the next one, what you want me to see, i am not seeing and will not see. Lobaatan!!! whether it is hypocrisy or not, i don't care.

yeah, actually it doesn't, and i do not think it will change my thought-line. Jenny i don't believe this story...and i know myself, if don't believe something, it is 99.999% true, the remaining .1 is irrelevant.
- the way i see it, for a typical naija man
- it is either he is a weaklin and the wife overrides him
- he has not wedded her the appropriate way, just because she lives with him because she has a child for him is not the same as being legally married, so she does not care about what or how he feels
- he is insinuating that those guys she talks to are her ex, because of the way she talks on the phone. And maybe he truely does not want her talking to any guy at all, because i really do not know the GUTS a woman will have to be talking to her ex-boyfriends infront of her husband. With all my craziness at-times, dem no born me well to receive such a call infront of my husband.

plaetton: What type of convoluted logic is this ?
You are now calling the Op, whom you do not know, a liar, simply because you are looking for a way to justify his wife's actions?
Where you there? Is the woman in question denying the allegations and have asked you to defend her?
What kind of rubbish are you talking about?

So by your logic, he should endure such insults on his dignity simply because the [b]wife may begin to think that he does not trus her and may then eventually cheat on him on that account?.
[/b]What a peice of CRAP.

They way people think.
Na wa O.
No wonder Nigeria is such a mess.

No need for you to use panadol on his behalf, if the matter is really a serious one, i trust a 'typical naija man' to have dealt with the situation even from the dating-days, if it is true that the lady is truely and really picking her exs' calls in front of her husband and using sex/y/ tone and sweet words, then he should be a man that i suppose he is and handle the situations, there is nothing wrong with him picking up the phone on 'the many occasions' and asking the guys the reason for the calls, after all they are married, unless he has not paid the bride-price yet and the lady feels she can do whatever. Am sorry ooo, but if a story is not sitting down well with me, then it is not.

jennykadry: Thank you for answering my question.



A man married to a woman and lives with her is saying his wife's ex lovers are ringing her daily and another person on the internet who does not know this man is calling him a liar and knows for "certain to an extent" that the calls are not from his wife's ex.

NLDER's sef

Yes oooo, how come you, you believe him to that extent (in unspoken or unwritten terms) that you wished he 'slapped that nonsense from her', it was because you decided to believe what he said. It is not even an ex (one ex) but 3 exes, shey, she did not see them before she said 'i do' to the man ni? If it is a serious matter, the man would have dealt with the situation instead of coming online. Or what guts/effontery will the lady have to pick up her ex's call in the middle of the night when the husband is by her side? really

Violence i think is still violence whether it is to children, friends, family, and all what is!!!! some people are from a violent free homes and still go about molesting little children, the rate at which you would here verbal abuse from this so-called my parents have never beaten me before, is so alarming. Let everyone uphold the banner to stop violence, we are all guilty. Simple.

jennykadry: ^^And is your uncle living peacefully with his wife or is she making phone calls in the middle of the night?

My Uncle has not brought such trivial thing to my notice or to the notice of the public, so hence i guess they are living peacefully, even if in his hearts of hearts he is afraid that someone will snatch away his pretty wife.