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harakiri: Not at the moment. Would you like to fill in the void? She got tired when i when i kept stalling on "bringing" my people to see her parents, was insistent on marriage, bla bla bla. You know the rest.

Ouch!!!!! this is not good ooo, why now?

I think you will have to travel far and wide to get a woman that shares your view on "not marrying", you will not find that type of woman in Nigeria ooooo.

chaircover: This is one of those twist questions because nowadays a lot of other things come into play such as the financial capability of both families, how well the families get on, How well the grooms family trust the wives family to treat their guests well and so on.

officially & on paper LOL in yoruba culture, the brides family take care of the food at the reception and engagement because as per Yoruba culture the engagement and reception takes place in the brides terrain and they are the ones hosting the grooms family. What I have sometimes seen happen is for the grooms family to send a cow to the brides family to "help" towards feeding their guests.

Okay!!!!!! thank you so much......this is helpful....

Since we are talking about wedding here, i do not want to open a new thread for my question....

PLease people, asper yoruba culture....which family cooks for engagement and the reception on saturday....i just had an arguement over the weekend because i was thinking the brides family takes care of the whole engagement wahala while the groom's family takes care of the reception??.

This might benefit the poster too

It is a lie!!!!!! so...you people are still here??

@ TV01 abeg bone this arguement, you will be surprised when Sagamite gets married before the end of the year....all this his arguement is because he has not found Mrs. Right.

harakiri is technically married, so he is living like a married-man, except he has not signed the doted lines...so we can let him go through the gates of responsible men , he has housed a woman, and is taking care of this woman...what else do women want

Sagamite: When I have seen your sister and valuated her assets to see if she is worthy and capable of producing the great collection of mini-Saga rugrats, you can start dreaming of that.

...You are a confirmed clown....

chaircover: Madam Ronke, your attention is needed at your second job, Thank you ma

present Ma.... i am on my way...

^^^^ Eti gba tan!!!i will cross my legs with my satelite gele....and dem no born Saga well not to prostrate well!!!

Sagamite: More enemies without my best interest at heart are showing up.

Carry go!



Kai! O da mor (You no recognise).

M[b]es[/b]hell[b]e[/b]n chef be us o!

Hmmm!! pity you...dey run yah mouth anyhow...you go still dobaale (prostrate) for me....na here i go dey!!!!

shymmex: Personally, I had to study about atheism and every other concept out there - when I got fed up with Christianity.. But the things I couldn't deny were my instincts, conscience, and intuition - which were inborn in me.. I considered everything - and I came to conclusion that it's better to follow the God concept - and embrace everything that was inborn in me (African)..

The world is a very complex place!

Gbagamm!!!!!it is all about the instinct!!!!!

[quote author=Miss_Ife]I think sagamite's soup scared him away [/quote]Right!!!! he wants to cook bitterleaf soup as if he knows where to locate the cooker and pot...

Sagamite: Yeye woman!

And you were behaving like if you no recognise value, now you are scared.



Invite dey come your way jor.

you!!!! value?? i go break.....give me your 411....

[quote author=Miss_Ife]OMG !!! I'm gonna get really mad now ! So I left for just a few hours and the one simple little thing I asked for, nobody remembered ?!

Saga is getting married and I haven't even got an invitation ! o ma se o !!


Anyways, Saga, congratulations, though I'm not quite sure whose sister you're getting married to, having either CC or ronke as in-laws is enough for u to have my blessing Go and marry NOOOOOWWW !! And this time, don't mess up and don't forget ME ! I'm ready for a BIG party !

Now, as TV rightly pointed out, where's harakiri ? Who has a sister left for him ?

harraaaaaakiiiiirriiiiii ? Come here, we gotta talk [/quote]Harakiri has taken to his heels !!!

Sagamite: AHHHHHH! SHEYGE! O GBE!

Shine shine bobo. Get your swagger out. Get you grove on! Omo na ma fall ni, straight up! (The babe will fall) Nibo lo ti wa to ni ri value. (where does she think she is from not to see the value). Iwor ma ni Saga. (Na you be Saga) Okunrin mefa. (6 men in 1 man).

Wey am? Wey the peperenpe? Wey the sugar sugar?

We are saying thank you Jesus
Thank you my Lord!
We are saying thank you Jesus
Thank you my Lord!

O/Y/O .......On Your Own!!!!!

dayokanu: Which wedding? You wan go Ogun shrine do wedding?

Sagamite ajagajigi ogun, Eni ko ko mo, Eni mo o ko (Sagamite the great jazzman, people who meet him dont know him, People who know him dont meet him) Okunrin meta ati aabo - Three and half man

Meanwhile Ronkus ronkus, You know my first girlfriend in Secondary school was named Ronke, I knew I would always have something to do with a Ronke either as spouse of Inlaw

Hope your sister isn't Ibo sha

Really?little wander you are so attached to my name thank God that is not my real name... ...my sister lives in London....sorry to burst your bubble...you will have to travel far and wide to reach her.....and how Ibo fit mix with Ondo blood....quality one for that matter....

dayokanu: Ronke no worry she fit dey come my office that rule doesnt apply to your sister. She we can even live inside my cubicle sef. na part of love

Send me her contact dont let her miss on this opportunity. The girl you think doesnt send would soon tell you "-Dayo is all I live for"





I dey beg you for 3 yrs now as per your sister you dey form shakara for me, You go give jaybee, And na me first ask, later we go say Farouk Lawan corrupt. This chaircover corruption pass Obasanjo sef. Well Me and you na Oluyole we go resolve our issue.

You will have to join the queue....no chancing!!! send your resume to me....meanwhile...you are sniffing everybody's sister, i don't wnat a serial cheat for my sister oooo, she is too good for that type.

dayokanu: You should know that Lepa is waiting for me (Ronke you embarrased me How can you type Lepa as leper-Person with leprosy)

Which State is she, Send my details to her. She would fall in love at first text

my sister would have killed me if she saw the leper instead of lepa......chei...i fall my own hand sef....

Anyways....why am i even talking to you? you that do not want your girl or wife to come and visit you in the office, is the one i will give my sister to?, i dey mara

Sagamite: You know what?

Give me your junior sister's number and lets see how long before she calls you to say: "Sister mi, mo ti loyun o, mo fe fe bobo yin badly, I can't live without him. He is everything, I am so happy". (Aunty, I am pregnant, I want to marry this guy badly, I can't live ......)

Hmm....my younger sister the one i love so much is getting married towards the end of the year....[by God's Grace], now it will take chimpanzees, gorillas and lions to take her away from her fiance because she don "love-up".....now my 2nd sister a graduate, lepa, omo-todun, omo-to wa-sibe and i love her too to pieces....she is not into relationships much...moreso both of you almost have the same personality...so una go 'repel' fast-fast... I HAVE A MUmmy here who wants me to hook her son up with her...she no even give me face....

charger before phone....i love that faith...

Na wa!!!! no place is safe on earth anylonger....if it is not boko-haram....it will be bombblast, or plane crash....God help our country....the diaspora is not safe too...people are beginning to feed literally on themselves because of this "bath-salt" usage....help us all!!!!

shymmex: None at the moment.

I guess I'm going to hold on to my daydream about you cooking for me one day.

Who says i know how to cook??

shymmex: ^^^

Special weekend plans?

i can see BEYNC needs this balckberry charger most.

^^^^^lol.....

Orikinla: . No 15. But there are more than two after the leading lady on https://www.nairaland.com/965121/ilaje-sweethearts-come-highly-recommended.

Really??!!!!! Ilaje ke?? hmmm!!!! mouth sealed!!!! wish you luck ....

Naturism

^^^^ Great job HG....how is everyone doing

Had my wisdom tooth extracted on wednessday...was in an intense pain, am doing good now....i have reduced my exercise to 4 times a week, Monday, wednessday, friday and sunday....but i had to exercise yesterday since i missed that of wednessday....did a 30 mins cardio with youtube's fitness blender's ski-conditioning....it was crazy...but felt good afterwards. after that, i settled like 45 mins later to eat nice eba and one delicious vegetable soup with all things in it....yummy!!!!!

i wish everyone a nice weekend....be good people!!!!

jay bee: @Saga & @Queensmith
You guys really need to call a truce.

they will end up dating!!!!!!

I will advice you not to go and expose yourself...stripping for useless men that will eventually defile that your special body....you say, you are still a virgin or technically a virgin? whatever the case might be, it will be better and much more reasonable that you marry the monybag if you do not have any other better option, right now it might sound absurd and inconsiderate, but what future will you have stripping....?the disadvantages far outweighs the advantages...just my opinion though!!!

Hmmm!!!!! tufia!!!! aru!!!!!i don't blame the hubby, it is the woman that followed him like a sheep that is ready to be slaughtered, grown ar/se woman!!! Tufia!!!! again and again.....

Sagamite: Coming back to that value thing, have you seen the smile I can produce with the ponmo lips?

Do you think any woman can resist my yoruba ad libs to and translation of western music without dying of laughter?

That is before I burst my silly dances moves with funny facial expressions. She would be begging me to go to the altar sharp sharp.

Kai! You no know nothing about value jor.

I did not see any smile oooo, all i can see right now is your stomach....show me those smiles and i will make my conclusion.... you are also a dancer Nice move!!!!but until i see what steps you've gat, then we can seat and talk..