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Wow!!!!! this are all beautiful pictures and some are really funny.

@ Poster, there is nothing wrong with you oooo, i think it is time that we as individuals and citizens of Nigeria, try our best and contribute our quota to the country. Our fathers who are supposed to be laying down examples are not doing anything at all. And i see that the future of Nigeria lies solely in our hands now. My dear, go ahead and move to Nigeria, it is going to be tough, but you will succeed.

ewooooooo!!!!!! God when will all these end??

b]I just wonder what the Minister for health and all those that have packed themselves together as health practitioners, doing to really save lives in that country??.[/b]

Emperoh: Nexee

It seems to me you Have made up ur mind to reject that offer. I don't think u should..at least going
By your posts so far I am likely to assume ur FIL is an honourable man.

Hence why not have a chat with him outlining ur fears and listen to what he his response is. Not that he willsay anything new, but his tone body language and responses should give u an insight on the direction of of his mindset and what he intends to achieve with u. Therefore u can take a decision.

Another reason why I think u should take this offer is because of the volatility of the Nigerian banking sector. It do be nice to see you acquire experience and practical business skills beyond that sector. It won't just help your personal development but should also prepare u for any eventualities.

Goodluck in your decision

Exactly my thoughts and response to him.

guonno: FIGHT THE FULANIS LIKE THE IGBOS DO AND U SHALL HAVE REST! I HAVE SAID IT TIME WITHOUT NUMBER THAT FULANI HERDS MEN CAN NOT TRY SUCH NONSENSE IN IGBO LAND. THE ONLY ONE THAT HAPPENED IN EBONYI STATE WAS BETWEEN NIGERIAN FULANI/HAUSA ARMY AND FARMERS! IF ALL ETHNIC GROUP PAY FULANI PEOPLE IN THEIR OWN COIN, THEY WOULD STOPED ALL THESE. SOME PEOPLE DECIDED TO BE ON THE FULANI SIDE SOME TIME AGO, SO THEY SHOULD NEVER REGRET THE JIHADISM METED ON THEM BY NIJERIAN FULANIS!

So right!!!!! what nonsense, if the yoruba in ogun state like, they should sit there and allow the fulanis' to take over their land, just as they have taken over Ilorin.

emmy04: THIS IS WHY I SO MUCH HATE THE YORUBA PEOPLE... ALWAYS TRIBALISTIC IN ALL THINGS. I RATHER REMAIN SINGLE OR BE A HOMOSEXUAL THAN TO MARRY A YORUBA WOMAN.

As if they counted the yorubas' and they say they are not enough!!!Sheeessh!!!

Good morning guys, sorry i have not been online all these while, so busy with work, school and family, am always online though, but to post na wire!!!

Happy birthday HG and Uche, sorry it is coming late, but better late than never, i wish you guys all the best that life has to offer, many blessings.

Gen Buhari good to have you back, it is well with you.

Am glad that everyone is still doing their thing and still going strong, that is the motivation we all need.
@ Eschala, nice one, i envy you, i have also lost 20 pounds now since i started october 2011, and am still doing it, i have more to go, counting calories, drinking water and exercising everyday; only if i am too tired.

Modath, mightlove, Ruth ( welcome aboard, don't worry you will loose all the stomach if you start doing the right exercises), Kol (nice to have you join us) Burntkoal and everyother person i am leaving out not on purpose though, did not mean to, wish you all well and a beautiful week ahead.

Last week was strength and muscle building for me, this week will be all about cardio, am burning the muscles off...lol

Log for yesterday; 44 minutes cardio exercise (can't remember her name) but was on youtube, the exercise was a killer, but felt great after.

Poster, i will advice you to talk to you FIL, and let him see reasons you don't want to take-up the offer just yet, you eventually will, but not so fast, that you need time to get things in shape, say 2 years, within which, you will do your own reasearch and assessment of the company, you will study your FIL and the entire family as a whole,more so you will be able to know his mode of operation and the little things and cues he says in regards to the company, put in your little advice too sometimes, and when you are fully decided based on what you have been able to get from your observations, you can now decide to either take the offer or leave it.wish you the best.[b]

^^^^ my dear, you are right in your last post, if you overlook little aspects of a relationship and think the man will change immediately after marraige, the woman never see nothing. But majority of the time you need wisdom, everything is not by anger, quarelling or moving out. Marriage involves understanding eachother and making it work.

Queensmith when you are married please i want to be a follower of yours, i would like to know how you will handle matters in your marraige with this '' misbehave and am out'' attitude of yours. only because i want to learn too, you see people learn every day. and no insults intended oooo. incase you mis-interprete it.

Just let him know you can't change your first name but you can add that to your names, make it a middle name.

Mr Kolaoloye, i wish i have finished solving the maths ooo, i still have alot to do, am just waiting for the prof to hit me with another difficult question then i will come running back.

Poster i really do not know what you want your hubby to be doing oooo. But like so many people have said,marraige is not how we really fantasize it to be, once you go into it, then you are faced with the reality. When you were courting, you should have studied the type of man you would be getting married, i dated someone close to your hubby's nature too who was not as worst as your hubby, and kpaa kpaa kpaa!!!! i figured out a way to dump him ( i no fit shout) But since you have married this your husband, you will have to understand him ooo, he can't be all and about as you will want him to, he can't be loveying- doveying as you will want him to, he might change ooo but with time, don't get me wrong, you both have some adjusting to do.

1. Keep on doing what you have been doing but do not expect too much, limit your expectation and don't walk round the house looking unhappy and with a heavy face, be happy and enjoy every little time and don't stop the conversation either. Give him more time to adjust, i don't think he is having an affair or loves you less, i just think he is just being his real self, you are beginning to see him as he really is.

Oju kokoro!!!!! big eye. choose one.

OMG!!!! this is crazy, it is so right!!!

I really don't believe in revenge sometimes, but i won't lie, revenge is sweet in a case like this.

@ Poster, what do you want to do now, do you want justice or what


Because if you do, just organize guys that will trail him, get nice hookers about 10, look for a field and let them r/a/p/e him too on the bare floor without condom. then it is ''checkmate''.


Ok, let me change my thought line and don't be evil. Poster, let it go!!!!!!!!!!! you have lived your life with successes on every side, i know how traumatic that period was for you and also having to come across his name on facebook and other things just brought the whole pain, loneliness, anger, frustration back. Do not let it eat at you again. Do you think he will or has not suffered for what he has done, he won't go unpunnished, he will surely suffer for it, but do not let him win the battle again, by you bringing up topic again. PLease let it go, forgive him and forget, the past is gone, and gone forever. Give yourself peace!!!!! God has a way of repaying him, He will surely give him double for the trouble he has caused you.

softy:
pls, dont mind my errors (if there are any). I was posting the comments on BB. Thanks E se pupo!.

Not at all, you don't have any problem.

ojogbontomoye:
^^^

I will be in Philly in three days, lets meet up and I will teach all the maths you will ever need for your MBA program as long as you can climb my Oke Mapo to my Glorious satisfaction.


Deal or no deal?

NO DEAL!!!! ( and just so you know!!! this is her husband replying you)

Thank you Softy, it was more of a comic relief, you know Naija peeps and their wahala, some people cannot survive without insults.

Mary should have at least told Rose that she was in Texas even if she was not able to pay her visist. Inviting Rose to her party is very reasonable but she should not think that Rose will show up, and she should not be offended that Rose did not show-up.

Do you have ''male'' domestic staff?