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sassyangel1:
Sis, it happens sometimes during breastfeeding and when u don't rest sufficiently. If the latter is the case, hubby shd help in the chores,u shd watch romantic movies (if possible, a soft porn). I would v said u n ur oga shd watch porn together buh I'm scared of addiction cos it's easier for men to be addicted. Don't sweat it, u will soon get ur groove back just as Stella did...

Sassy
Biko tell me you are Stella
I have an award for her

PatKing:
#TeamMay2018

Your positivity is infectious!!
There is something about this team members, from their Cappo to all...
May God perfect all concerning your Pregnancies. Looking forward to great testimonies.
Stay bless.

Thank Snr Cappo
Feels like Somebody wanna port

mumsgirl27:
Team M ---Miraculous Conceptions
A ---Adorable and Stress free pregnancy
Y ---Yes!!It is a supernatural Delivery.

HOPE WE HAVE ALL STARTED ANTENATAL, PLS ALWAYS TAKE YOUR DRUGS AND ALWAYS INSIST ON DOING PVC, IT CAN DROP DRASTICALLY WITHIN A WEEK (mine dropped from 36% to 25% within one week , am still surprised how it happened) ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING MS, MAY GOD HELP US AND SEE US THRU.AMEN

ROLL CALL FOR D WEEK(we are getting closer week by week by God's grace)
Pls, let's include our Edd when we reply

NAMES EDD
1) mumsgirl27 -------- 07/05/2018 (LMP) // After thinking all is well, am hit with with a PCV wahala, abeg I need suggestion on how to increase
my blood level apart from vegetable. In all, I thank God, It seem Ms has finally packed from my life
(dancing)
2) Roseey0 ----------- 14/05/2018 (LMP) //Mama, how are u nd family..Happy bumping to u ma'am
3) rosekatiej --------- 13/05/2018 (LMP) // Longest time mama....biko show small.
4) missusadey ------- 08/05/2018(LMP) // My almost d same EDD mama, how are u and the entire family, am sure u should be in your second
trimester now, oya go and start antenatal with immediate effect before what happenned in 2015
happen again
5) Anistef ------------- ??/??/?(?) // Been long we see ur breaklight ma, how are u?
6) 4realwoman ------- 22/05/2018(TVS) // Mama, this fruit u are chopping alone, there is God o. How are u today?
7) Forevergirl --------- 09/05/2018(LMP) // Mama, u didn't not reply the last roll call, hope u are good
Imahaps ----------- 23/05/2018 (LMP) // How are u doing nd how is bumping
9) Omojolagbe ------- ??/??/?(?) // Mama...where are u, come out nd tell us u are doing fine.
10) bigiyaro ------------??/??/?(?) // The Only dad in our team, hope u have gone to see madam..Our regards to her.
11) yetty002 ---------- ??/??/?(?) // Yetty mama...how are u doing? hope no Ms for your side..show face small.
12) Olubassey92 ----- ??/??/?(?) // Mama, don't worry,by May,it will be over, try to enjoy the changes in your body and once in a while
especially during roll call, try to response so we can know how you are doing.It will end in praise.
13) iaatmgirl---------- ??/??/?(?) // Mama...how are u doing and happy bumpimg
14) Meeeeey---------- 29/05/2018(LMP) // Welcome our newest mama.I also use to have stomach upset but was told it is part of the
parkage , My remedy:Drink water, change sitting or sleeping position and most time I take a
walk but in all talk to your doctor. Hope u have started antenatal.


Team May
Team Miraculous Conception
Team Supernatural delivery
Team Sharp sharp delivery
Team Beautiful and handsome Los
Team Sexy bumps (No eba or amala bumps)
Team Healthy pregnancy
Team Mother alive, Lo alive and Father rejoicing
Team 20billion for our account grin

Greetings to you cappo
You can try the garden egg leaf. It's easy to eat , tastes just like garden egg.
My pcv dropped drastically to,malaria ++ and spoting. But God be praised. We are bouncing back.
We will be in may soon, by his grace.
No loss
No sickness
Swift bumping.

Greetings everyone

fademi17:
Hello mamas, pls wat causes heavy period?my period has always bn heavy though but for d past 4months now it has bn normal until dis cycle again. D only thing I changed was I added vit.é to my medication. I take only vit e and folic acid den lemon water in d morning.no pains nor cramp just heavy period Pls mama EPP me shed sum light on dis issue.
God bless u all

Since there are no cramps, I feel there is no cause to worry.
l hv this lineage of multiple( unidentical) and the belief( not proven yet) is that our ladies produce 2 eggs in some of their cycles. My mum will always tell us to take note of heavy flow in such months.

There may be nothing wrong. But then, you can go for scan to rule out fibroids.

Incase you don't know
Marriage has been contracted already.
But for your sanity
Let him know
He won't leave
Just mk sure you tell him asap
So he can do all the forgiving before Dec

My grandpa taught me as a child that witchcraft is not rocket science. You don't hv to be possessed to wish one something and it will come to pass.

He begged me to strive to live at Peace with everyone, that with that, no evil will come near me.
Something as small as you mistakenly stepping on someone without apologising can make the person angry with you. And until such person is appeased, nothing will ever go well for you. All depends on how bad the person felt after the wrong was done.
He said it was natural and has nothing to do with the spiritual. It's nature's cause and effect principal. And alot of people are paying back but didn't know.

That's why I laugh at people that don't understand these things. Things are better off when you treat everyone the way you will treat yourself. Things will naturally work for you. His wife doesn't even need to say a prayer, all she needs is that bad feeling and wish against the husband and nature picks it and makes him pay in one way or the other.

Divorce will not stop nature because you already share something together. She owns a big part of him and cañ still exact her inflence naturally once she's not happy with him.

Example
I remb when mum wanted to buy a new car cos her old car was giving her issues. Dad told her a car wasn't priority as of then, that he will get her a new one when family bills reduces. Mum no gree. She knows family bills never stops coming and that her request may enter one chance. She went ahead to put her old car up for sale, so she can supplement and buy a new one.
That car was never sold. Every effort to get a new one failed. She eventually hv to open up to us to help beg our father, she knows how these things work na because grandpa preached it alot.
We finally intervened and Dad gave her the go ahead. She got one almost immediately. But....she's hasn't stopped visiting mechanics even for the new one. Remb Dad was practically coerced to let her buy.

It takes a deep mind and observer to understand these things.

The only thing I see here is an unrepentant husband and stubborn wife.
So all this while, you guys haven't thought of reconciling_ u say u really don't care,likewise your husband...

Plz fix ur home
The kids are watching

E don do naaa
U people should run PT o
Ayam suspecting u all

I loved to listen to this man them. He spoken charismatically. Showed some level of intelligence but then, me and politicians are like cat n rat.

jazzyjazz:
Link please?

Can't wait to read how she got her grove back
Women are strong shaa
https://www.nairaland.com/3954354/how-stella-got-groove-back

Am I the only one who didn't know the meaning of Braces

Who read stellaisback diary

Mama the lord is your strength o
Am scared

Go trado
Modern medicine has no cure for this in Nigeria. They will tell you it's advance Rheumatism.
Even the doctors will whisper it to you to go traditional.

My Grandmother had similar thing and after years of modern medicine application, we still lost her.
My MIL is currently undergoing treatment for something similar. I immediately discouraged them from going to hospital. We went trado_ not babalawo o. Traditional medicine men that specialise in such thing.
He said it was poison she stepped on
Her leg had completely deteriorated/decayed when we took her there but with prayers and consistent dressing of the wound and application of herb, she is getting better. Atleast now she can walk with walking stick. Hopefully soon everything will heal.

Banky will just be wishing..

heroinqc:
International Medical Center, @ Rumuokwuta. The doctor is very good. I reside in PH, used them for my first child, but cos of financial constrain cud'nt use them for dis my second baby.

Pls mama
Do they have resident gynecologists
Or just consultant that come in at a particular day?

Every guy passed through this phase
Ubi hopefully will come out of his, if only he will surrender himself to proper therapy

Of what use is staying married to one thtt has no respect or love for you?
If the thing is not mutual ,
Pls grow up and move on

mumsgirl27:
Happy New Month to us all...May this month bring abundant blessing to us all.

November mama.....Supernatural delivery to u all

Congratulations to all the mamas that has birth their Los (May they bring more blessing to your home)

RIP to the mama we lost ..May God be and protect her Lo nd family. Amen

This past weeks has been a roller coaster of emotions for me, from extreme weakness to complete lost of appetite to spitting, Vomiting and feeling fainting at interval to finally been admitted in the hospital, taking lots of drip , injections etc, My Urine changing from fanta yellow to red color (I wasn't spotting) due to dehydration. but in all I thank God for the gift of Life and my Lo is doing great. I pray this 2nd trimester smiles on me.

Proudmom38 ..Thank you for always checking on me nd encouraging me..You re indeed a sis, God bless u always

My Fellow Teammates, Thank u all for mentions nd for checking on me....God bless u all (Supernatural delivery to us all)
Anistef :
Roseey0,
rosekatiej,,
missusadey ,
4realwoman (I saw your dm abi na pm but i don't no how to check it)
Forevergirl ,
Imahaps ,
Omojolagbe,
Blessedmum ,
bigiyaro,
yetty002
Olubassey92

Cappo sorry o
Thank God you are better
So good to hear from you
It will get better, God's willing
Happy bumping

ekashiloh:
I'm sorry my sister,pls kindly tell me how to edit post so dat i can edit it off.God bless u.

Click on modify
Then remove her name
Submit

whiteroses:
Hi Friend and NL family please Biko don't read and run plus I need as much opinion as possible to make a good judgement .
My sister in law has a trip booked to Nigeria in February, everything is going smooth and her parent who she hasn't seen in 5 years plus other important family members are expecting to see her and her child, only to find out she is pregnant!
While we were still debating, result at dating scan shows she's pregnant with twins.
As the only person in the family that's familiar with Nigeria, different people are calling me from both sides of family for information and advice if she should cancel the trip or not but me sef I'm a leaner for Naija living to be honest.
She will be 5 months PG in February and spending 3 weeks. Originally she was going to see her father, do some business and explore the city and beach life with her child like a proper tourist.
Is she alright to go or would you advise to cancel altogether thanks.

For me I will say cancel
Maybe because in Pregnancy I lose most of my vibes. Irrespective of the trimester, am always tired and can't fully enjoy myself as I would want to

Op thought he was smart

curvilicious:
@ troublemaker issue: you see how some pple can just be looking innocent pple's trobu?

No more kicking. Its now football shots
Once i lay on the floor, the next thing na 3rd world war inside my belle but I'm the owner my belly nobody(lo) can coman tell me where to lie down.

You wanted it badly then
Enjoy it while it last
Kikikiki

mydreams25:
Thanks ma, I know I will cope if I do it but my problem is dh, he just want the children to be well monitored.
Teaching? I don't like the profession and the pay won't worth leaving my baby for. No capital for business as we just dey manage the money wey dey on ground. Thanks for the advice.

Then go for it
Just discuss with DH and make him understand it's for the family finances. He will come around.

It's not your decision to makee
Respect her for once

Pweetiebabe
You were very confident of not porting
And God fulfilled his end of the bargain
Congratulations
Welcome to the world Baby Boy

Stephaniecoa:
But I know God is on the throne.

You said it all
God will see you through
Only He can save.

sassyangel1:
Teaching keh?! Except if it's govt owned schools. Private schools nowadays r even more stressful than some banks (depends on the department tho). Still, they'll pay stipends, slash salary for irrelevant excuses, unimaginable deadlines to write weekly scheme of work, plus screaming ontop of ur voice for children from different backgrounds in ur class. Most private schools prohibit shouting nt to talk of scolding a child and you can imagine the frustration of trying to correct a child or children wthout using cane or scolding. It was then teaching job was the easy way for a mother buh as @ nw, most school owners r inconsiderate towards their teachers.

Atleast everything ends by 2pm or 4pm
You still hv holidays
Then weekends
It just gives you time.
Every job has it's headachea, non is easy like that.

mydreams25:
Good afternoon mothers, pls I need advice from experienced people. Here goes my story.
Am a mother of two( first is almost 3years, second is almost 7months). I don't have a job, been seriously looking for one that is family friendly but haven't gotten, my dh has someone that can help me with a banking job but we are both afraid of how to cope with it and the kids but the present economic situation is not smiling now. I don't have any help I, my dh and 2children stay alone but my parents reside in the same state with us ( Ilorin to be precise). My question now is those that have worked in a bank or working in a bank without any help, pls how do you cope? I don't have any experience with banking job but I do hear its very stressful for family women but if I have reasons to back it up I will rethink.
Let me add that my dh's job too is demanding and closes 6:30pm almost everyday. So pls should I go for this job or keep waiting for better one if yes pls I need advice on how to manage my home with it. Pls I need a reply based on experience.
Thanks n anticipation

Banking is stressful but then people are in it and raising children as well.
You can get a nanny, orr help
The difference btw banking and other regular jobs is just flexibility. Banking is not flexible, you must be at work everyday except you are on leave or obviously sick. Ilorin not being a very busy banking area may still afford you some level of flexibility.
It may not be so easy for you to adjust considering that you are already used to having a lot of time to yourself before but you will cope if you put your mind to it.
My only major concern with banking is the welfare package. You may likely be on the sake salary of maybe 60-80k for the next 4yrs irrespective of how much you put in.

Why not go for teaching _ this will give you time
Or Business if the start up capital is there

propanet:
Not in 45kg but 45tons

The guy is lying joor
He is in Nigeria
We use KG here
Who dash am ton

Op is a bag of bone
45kg

#ComingSoon!

#AtgSeminars

Do you know that, West Africa has the highest occurrence of twins in the world.? One town in particular, has a twin birth rate so high that the town was nicknamed the Twin Capital of the World.

Àmàlà and Ìlasà is a morsel meal that combines **** and okra soup. *** contain gonadotrophins, a chemical that helps women produce multiple eggs.

Igbo-Ora is a small town in the Oyo State, north of Lagos, Nigeria.... it has the highest twin rate in the world.

Oh well, if you dont know, now you know!!

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Na okra and Amala sure pass now o
Can't wait to hang boot

They say it won't work except u use igboora water
https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DLFItx4uRla8&ved=0ahUKEwjXpIfY7JfXAhUFfRoKHedzBbEQtwIIJjAA&usg=AOvVaw02jL7MH-zVDpdtYnajIk7A

Igbo linguistics knows that MM is the right one