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Web Market / Re: Nigeria Forum With 246 Members For Sale N50,000 Negotiable by routik(m): 2:37pm On Jun 11, 2010
Ok, .

Well done!
thanks.
Web Market / Re: Nigeria Forum With 246 Members For Sale N50,000 Negotiable by routik(m): 8:10pm On Jun 10, 2010
Sometimes it is hard to sell a forum. I had wanted to sell mine for a long time and no one wanted to buy!
lol, anyways i purposely refused to renew the hosting rent and they have shut down the site.
no regrets at all. just trying to move ahead and focus on my career.
Computers / Re: I Just Got My Laptop; What Antivirus Is Better? by routik(m): 4:05pm On Jun 10, 2010
@Collins, pls Licensed Kaspersky internet security is how much?
am sorry for taking this long to reply, one user license is within the range of 4-6k depending on the computer shop you go to. while three user license is about 12k.
Computers / Re: Networking Issues, All Gurus Heads Up Pls by routik(m): 7:00pm On Jun 09, 2010
i wish i could be of help sad
Computers / Re: Marko, The 9-year-old Systems Engineer by routik(m): 3:08pm On Jun 07, 2010
As for my serious opinion on this marko. I dunno jor, make the guy/boy/girl carry go.
yah, i wish him all the best. dont have any reason to envy him, different environment, country,economy, government, parents, mindset, electricity, internet, etc.
let him carry go .
Computers / Re: Marko, The 9-year-old Systems Engineer by routik(m): 12:52pm On Jun 06, 2010
There is nothing special about that boy.
As a matter of fact, I started hacking at the age of 4. At age 5, I developed a software that blocked the server of a famous cybercafe for 3 months.

*don't abuse/curse me, coz I might denial you access to nairaland*
real hackers dont make noise in public.

I started hacking at the age of 4. At age 5, I developed a software that blocked the serve
probably that cafe dont have active administrator, anyways it depends on the server they were using then.
Computers / Re: Marko, The 9-year-old Systems Engineer by routik(m): 11:25am On Jun 06, 2010
No matter how hard I try, I still havnt been able to isolate you for a one on one to tell you my mind   
Boys just dey block my road.
u're are not serious, but come to think of it, u guys will be perfect if you give your selves the chance to run things. smiley

Collins that's some nice stuff you're dreaming of and I would like to see you realise it.
thanks, i will do my very best to be determined, focused and self disciplined to see my self achieve this dream.

Lol! Yu naw-t!
DC just keep pressing the button, you'll soon have access to her database. smiley

I take god name beg una make una no carry this pic commot nl.
you're very funny.
Currently looking for a  babe to impregnate, so as to start training the outcome as a Programmer!
that is going to ruin him Big time.    women lipsrsealed
Computers / Re: Marko, The 9-year-old Systems Engineer by routik(m): 9:55pm On Jun 05, 2010
My dream life and career




Computers / Re: Marko, The 9-year-old Systems Engineer by routik(m): 9:41pm On Jun 05, 2010
This is what my present looks like. Don't worry, my laptop is on that same table and its in one piece as of this momen
what will i call this. Lab?
Computers / Re: Marko, The 9-year-old Systems Engineer by routik(m): 8:51pm On Jun 05, 2010
Mukina got her first kiss at 9
maybe you were the one that kissed kiss her for the first time.

Mukina got her first kiss at 9
smiley
@DualCore

stop hating.
hes just saying some facts, he dont hate the little boy.
Anyhow sha, government should just scrap basic education and let kids do what they want.
our parents hardly allow us to do what we want but at the other hand some kids dont know what they want (to do) and needs to be directed properly but is a pity that some parents dont fufill their responsibilities. as for government angry cry

Its interesting to see a kid pick up networking concepts like he has probably done.
I guess he sees it all as a game and therefore interesting which is the key to I.T proficiency
he's determined and focused.

im mates don marry, dey born pikin, im still dey dere
thats the kind of mentality we have that keeps pushing us backwards and making our brain lazy.

P.S: Serious people please ignore me. I'm facing some very serious real life situations as a programmer, you cant expect me to still be serious here.
now you are saying the truth.lol take it easy ooh.

Dont reply please, we go derail the thread and you go ban me.
after you have already poured fuel inside fire.
Computers / Re: I Just Got My Laptop; What Antivirus Is Better? by routik(m): 6:52pm On Jun 05, 2010
for my clients that have money, i advice them to go for kaspersky internet security.
but for those that dont have enough to purchase licensed anti virus, AVG free edition is there for you.
Computers / Re: Marko, The 9-year-old Systems Engineer by routik(m): 10:33am On Jun 05, 2010
then i go know say karma don catch me finally!
u no go kill me for this thread.

he has gone deep in all these, take a look at this pic

Computers / Re: Marko, The 9-year-old Systems Engineer by routik(m): 9:01am On Jun 05, 2010
But nothing special about this dude. He's just in the right place at the right era. I am very confident I did relatively better at age 9. I tried to tap internet from stray nitel lines and got electrocuted when I used my teeth to terminate one end of the wire. I fixed the doors for the TV, yea you know those big TVs with doors like a wardrobe (ask daddy, you were not born then) . And the big one, I had babes at age 9. I even started doing things on the chests of ladies who carry me, at an earlier age that is.
That's all I can remember, my 9-year old me will pawn this 9-year old guy/chic/robot anytime!
laugh wan kill me, naija no dey carry last, except for football. (sorry, am not football fan).
I dont doubt you. . . . you claim to be a geek at age 9, I believe you.
not just geek, he did many bad things at his tender age, hope you have asked God for forgiveness?
Computers / Re: Marko, The 9-year-old Systems Engineer by routik(m): 5:57am On Jun 05, 2010
At 9 I did better. It just wasn't documented and Aso rock didnt grant me no school leaves. Nitel didn't gimme no broadband, they had none in the first place. Tongue

That thing's a female robot, dammit! Fook you Microsoft Angry Grin

Now I cant work anymore. I'm trynna finish this web app and I'm seeing my 9-year old me, showing me tongue
lol shocked smiley
Computers / Marko, The 9-year-old Systems Engineer by routik(m): 12:55am On Jun 05, 2010
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13860_3-10435937-56.html




If he continues like this, what will he be in years to come?
Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye's Wedding! by routik(m): 7:30pm On May 30, 2010
according to sunnewsonline report
Mercy Johnson was in the building and the ebony actress was on her own. Apart from the loud cheering she got when John Okafor and Comedian Dauda announced her arrival to the venue; she was practically left on her own. She did not associate with any of the actresses there except when she posed for a group photograph with Chika Ike and Queen Nwokobia, She first sat with others but had to move to another seat on another row when nobody except the fans paid attention to her. Her case became obvious when almost all the actors and actresses in the house stood up to give Mama G standing ovation and rushed to welcome her to the venue. They even posed for pictures with her as if they are not stars themselves.
None of the Nollywood stars touched the sourvenir she made for the wedding, , a sign’ all is not well with her and fellow stars.

source
Romance / Re: Four Kisses You Must Master by routik(m): 5:27pm On May 30, 2010
tpia.:

thank you poster.

but why not copy and paste the stuff here since not everyone will check your link.
i have done as you wish, hope is better this way for our dear viewers. lol
Web Market / Re: Nigeria Forum With 246 Members For Sale N50,000 Negotiable by routik(m): 4:48pm On May 30, 2010
lagoshost:

Why do u want 2 sell your forum?
let me say is not my area of interest, i did it out of curiosity, if advertising it to be popular and working on it on daily basis is what i really want in life then i wont sell it because even the pimping aspect is far more better than many forums out there.
i am seriously working my career as a network|system administrator. so i dont have much time and attention to give to the forum, besides i am presently working in a cybercafe near university and the work out there is too much for me. so i really want to sell it off.
Romance / Re: I Refused To Attend My Ex-gf's Wedding Because I Might Destroy It. by routik(m): 1:52pm On May 29, 2010
is not easy to let go finally but you have to or you hurt your self the more. you need time to get over it and make sure you wish her happy married life after you must have gotten over it.
Romance / Four Kisses You Must Master by routik(m): 1:43pm On May 29, 2010


There's smooching and there's lighting a fire on his lips. These four kissing moves will definitely turn up the heat.
We know what you're thinking. A kiss? Big whoop. You've had your mouth-to-mouth MO nailed since junior high. But what you might not have realized is that by customizing your lip-locking to the occasion, you can actually take your necking up a notch. "Even the best kissers can add bewildering power," explains Shelley Hess, author of Pucker Power: Great Kissers Make Great Lovers. "The secret is knowing what kind of kiss the situation calls for and then switching your moves accordingly."

Cosmo presents four crucial kisses and the accompanying lip tricks that'll have him spellbound from the moment you meet to "See ya" … and every second in between.

The Hot Hello

The quick "Hi, honey" peck is no way to rebond with your babe, whether you've been missing him since your morning bagel or last Saturday night. Set the tone for your time together with a kiss that makes him think, Oh you are happy to see me. "Greet your guy with enthusiasm and he'll immediately feel loved and appreciated," explains Linda Olson, Ph.D., host of the syndicated radio show America's Love Doctor. "A high-energy hello smooch is the ultimate way to communicate that excitement and foreshadow the fun to come." Plus, when he kisses you back with the same degree of desire, you'll feel that love rush too.

The hot hello actually starts long before your lips meet. Let's set the scene: You see your guy. Maybe he's working his way across the bar, maybe he's standing on your doorstep. You lock eyes, flash him a smile, and slowly begin your approach, maintaining eye contact the whole way. When he's in close range, utter a husky "Hey there, gorgeous" and press your body up against his. This is key for creating intimacy: You don't want to strike the disastrous A-frame pose (think lips together, hips miles apart), according to William Cane, kissing coach and author of The Art of Kissing.

Okay, bodies meshed? Roger that. Now it's time to pucker up, baby. Wrap your hand around the nape of his neck and pull his face gently toward you. When your mouths finally meet, maintain a strong but closed-lip seal for up to 10 sultry seconds.

Tip: Keep your tongue reined in; this kiss should shoot straight from the lip. Hey, there'll be plenty of time for tongue twisting at the end of the night — keep him in anticipation of what's to come as you pull away.

The Movie-Star Make-Out

Ever have one of those omigod-we're-so-in-love-moments with your guy? You know: You're gazing into each other's eyes. Time stands still. You swear you hear music building in the background. That's where we're going with this Hollywood-style hookup. "When a couple is feeling that paralyzing surge of passion, words just get in the way," says Liz H. Kelly, dating couch and author of Smart Man Hunting. "Instead of trying to explain that you wish you could devour him whole, give him everything you've got with an over-the-top doozy of a smooch." Warning: Since you can't contain chemistry of this magnitude, this make-out sesh can happen anytime, anywhere, but you'll be too busy luxuriating in the lip-lock to notice the spectators gathering.
Okay, this fan favorite needs drama. Act one: The Dip. First, says Cane, get your guy to wrap his arms around your waist. Then seductively work your right hand over his chest and up to the nape of his neck and hold on tight. Here's your cue to toss your head back, letting your left hand fall to your side in slo-mo as you lean backward. (Relax, the testosterone will kick in and your leading man will instinctively grab you tighter so you don't hit the deck.)

While in repose, take the lead again and part your pucker slightly to invite him to pull you up for some full-on Frenching. Alternate tongue techniques between a gentle flicker and a circular rotation until one of your has to yell "Cut!" to come up for air.

The Sweet Tease

The gang is at a bar on Friday night, and although you're trying like hell to stay fully engaged in a discussion on the virtues of low-carb beer, something else has your total attention: your man's rear in those Levi's. Sure, you could pull him into the ladies' room and ravish him. But we recommend building up to the impending erotic Olympics with a little pregame PDA. "The thrill of the chase is always enticing," says Olson. "The idea is to tease your partner in a way that shows him what's in store for later but also lets the tension mount." So give him some sugar … just enough to totally satisfy your sweet tooth.

To kick off the coy canoodle, start by slowly grazing your lips up the side of his neck, covering every inch of exposed skin with tiny kisses. Moving up to his earlobe, flirtatiously nibble until you've secured his full attention. Now brush your lips over his and whisper in close range that he's never looked sexier. When his eyes widen, lock him into a seductive gaze, and without soliciting "Get a room!" from the crowd, subtly trace his lower lip with your tongue.

After a few mouthwatering moments, initiate lip-o-suction. Gently use both of your lips to suck or tug on his lower lip for a second or two, then back off and work his top lip. Continue alternating between his top and bottom lips as he tries to slip you the tongue; immediately cut the session short with a giggle and whisper in his ear exactly what you're going to do to him later.

The Sizzling Send-Off

Whether your man is heading out on a weeklong trip or just leaving for his job one morning, good-bye has to count. After all, it's this moment that'll fire your desire to see each other again and brew sexy tension before the next reunion. "Show your partner exactly how much you're going to miss him and leave him with something to think about — namely, you," says Kelly. After this smooch, he'll be questioning how long he can live without you!

Here's how to make it memorable: He'll be expecting sap, so surprise him with unexpected sizzle. First, pull his head toward you using a little force. Then lick your finger and part his lips to prime him for a passion pant. Press your lips to his, creating an airtight seal, then open your mouth, maintaining lip contact, and inhale deeply. You'll take his breath away, literally. Right about now is when he'll forget his reason for leaving. Back off a touch, then grab his belt loops and yank his pelvis toward you. When you feel the heat, that's your signal to go in for round two. Ding, ding, ding! Make this one really count. Then release your Romeo, giving him a cheeky pat on his bum. You'll feel his eyes burning a hole through your rear as you turn and walk away.



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Computers / Re: The 1000 Most-visited Sites On The Web by routik(m): 1:25pm On May 29, 2010
other social networking sites like myspace lacks innovation thats why they are slowly going home.
Computers / The 1000 Most-visited Sites On The Web by routik(m): 1:22pm On May 29, 2010
here is the list http://www.google.com/adplanner/static/top1000/



facebook, yahoo, and live.com is the top three.
Web Market / Nigeria Forum With 246 Members For Sale N50,000 Negotiable by routik(m): 5:59am On May 29, 2010
here is the homepage of the forum http://www.naijaorbit.com/ and here is the main forum page http://www.naijaorbit.com/forum
if interested please call or text me on 08053188907

thans
Jokes Etc / Imagine That President Jonathan Rejects Maurice Iwu Facebook Friend Request. by routik(m): 7:23pm On May 19, 2010
i never knew it has gotten to this extent,

Nairaland / General / Re: Moderators Help, My Posts No Longer Count by routik(m): 3:23pm On May 19, 2010
But I think its a particular number of post a user reach.
can you tell us the number? i will like to know.
Computers / Re: How Can I Use Mtn Simcard On Glo Fastlink by routik(m): 6:20pm On May 18, 2010
Computers / Re: Which Is The Best Chat Messenger? by routik(m): 6:00pm On May 18, 2010
divinesec:

which is the best chat messenger? as for me i believe is skype. what do you think?
what is so special in skype that other messengers lik[b]e yahoo[/b] and hotmail cant do?
Nairaland / General / Re: Moderators Help, My Posts No Longer Count by routik(m): 3:08pm On May 17, 2010
ok, now i understand. thanks for the info.
Nairaland / General / Re: Moderators Help, My Posts No Longer Count by routik(m): 6:56pm On May 16, 2010
i think this one counted. but still need you guys to check it out for me to be sure all is ok with my account.


thanks.
Nairaland / General / Moderators Help, My Posts No Longer Count by routik(m): 6:54pm On May 16, 2010
i noticed that my posts does not increase anymore. i really don't know the cause of this but i need help.

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