Even in those days, some okada riders are stil breaking the rules, those are your fore-fathers.....They input that madness in ur head

Op is dead......I just dey laff! bet9ja wey no get joy

Whatever u want to take, pls do but dont take weed, that shit got me mad for like 4 hrs and i couldnt control it, if not for God

dated this girl, she was 7 years older than me....I thought we were going to be married, i was stupid....God saved me

it was a close marking for me, i couldnt japa.....After the meeting, i deleted the stupid app called 2go

I know of a friend that got a lady pregnant, he called his family together and break the news, the next thing was the father and the mother started crying.....lolz

why on earth wIll you want to kiss an ashewo? are u normal

e be like say they never break ur heart before op

GFICECOLD:
Everytime me and this my girl fight she will insult me first not once not twice if m even talking she will end the call on me saying I complain alot I keep warning her about one particular thing let's leave respect because there's no respect there again I don't even know if she value me again, she takes her male friends so serious that if I even talk she will talk to me anyhow, my birthday on whatsapp it was on pink background she wished me happy birthday without posting anything I kept quiet but if so called bestest(a guy) the quote that came out from her mouth was unbelievable I talk to her about it she said it just came out from her head its nothing, there's no day she and a particular guy will chat she will repost nonsense conversation, if the guy post her picture she will repost I kept quiet but she still continue I talked to her about it for her to say okay m sorry have heard you she ignored me I was still like m I not talking to you she replied me with OK no problem, I called her she said if I call and that's what I'll talk about she won't pick up I told her I'll say it, I called her she didn't pick she said she was busy doing something with her mom I said okay. I called her later again she didn't pick about 6 times she didn't pick up the next morning I called her the same thing until I messaged her on whatsapp she said she don't have anything to tell me that's why she didn't pick up, I got angry I called her and qsk her can she do like this to her friends she shouted at me and told me getout she cut call I called her then she was saying its because she's dating a baby everytime I talk I complain then I ask her okay till I die before she will stop I asked her if she can stop all this nonsense will I just sit down and talk or complain she said that's my business m a baby then she ended the call and blocked me I called with another line she did d same thing again. She's a benin girl but I don't understand why she's always like this and if she's telling me or complaining about something I apologize so it will die but she its like she want to be right even when she's wrong, to just forget her its difficult. If I don't talk to her for a day its like m not complete please how can all this thing stop its disturbing because like now m nobody, if I talk she'll say m complaining, if I ask her something she'll say it's useless its meaningless,please what's my wrong or if person over soft is it bad or loving please

chai, the toto must be sooo sweet for this guy not to have sense any more.

Matins001:
Good morning nairalanders..how was your night?I hope you are all good?i’m making this new account to share what I’m going through in my relationship...I feel we are all brothers and we can all talk things out.
I’ve being in relationship with this girl for more than a year now and I’m actually planning to marry her...an issue came up sometimes last week about her talking to her ex everyday...they chat every now and then...the whole thing just started this year...she wasn’t even talking to him when we start dating..so this year they start chatting heavily and it’s really giving me alot of concern...so we had an issue over this...and I ask her why would she be chatting with her ex in a flirty way...saying different kind of dirty things and sending different kind of stickers to themselves..so I told her I’m not comfortable with all this...she have to rid of that..she said okay she’s gonna do as I say...,so to cut the long story short...she’s having an issue with her bank and I decide to follow her..so when we get to the bank I had to take her phone and show the bank customer care to know where the problem is..not long the guy messaged entered again...I have to give her the phone back and when I got the phone back she had put an Face ID on it..so I was just surprised what’s going on..I was very angry and sad..so I just decide that once we get home I’m gonna take my bath and just go out cuz I don’t want any further problems..cuz she stays with me for now due to some issue she’s having in her house..she then went further and hide the key..so I ask her to give me the key...I tried getting the key from her and the next thing that landed on my face was a big dirty slap...I had to calm down cus I don’t beat or touch ladies..she slapped me almost 3 times..and even bite me...I told her I need to go out and eat cuz I’m empty..she was only calling me different kind of names..I’m an animal,I’m useless...not minding all what have done for her and she was still chatting with that ex in my face when we are still having this argument,..I just struggled with the key and just have to leave the house yesternight..and the next thing I see was that she was crying and kneeling down begging...and would still repeat it again...so I have to leave the house..but sincerely I really don’t know what to do..cuz her mom keep calling me and begging me to settle things with her...and I really don’t want to do that anymore..nairalanders please I need your advice..don’t mind my Grammars..Thanks in advance..no insult please...all I need is your advice.

are you mad ni? how can ur girlfriend give u dirty slap and u did nothing....U dey craz

Only an olosho will go against this guy, you did the right thing bro and i will forever be grateful to you....Stupid women everywhere

KingAzubuike:
Bella Shmurda of all people lol Wizkid has stooped so low.

bella shmurda is better and richer than your generation combine....See hin mouth, bella shmurda of all people

10.6b na dead body den dey move ni? which kind country be this

Hedonini:
Edit.

The point is that I hate lousy, razz money mofos disturbing my peace in my ordinarily sane neighbourhood. I'll do anything to get rid of them.

i pity your life....

you mean most men in your family, or perhaps ur father?

she is a mad woman

Tobiloba2407:


Even before looking up to confirm if it's a male if female that made this comment, I already knew it was a female.
You really need to change the way your brain works

not just a female, a useless one at that

don't fall for that scam.....

You never jam agbako one, just keep finding violent woman....u go learn

milann:
Whats the worst biscuit you ve ever eaten. Personally i hate coaster biscuit. I cringe when i crack it. Whats yours

Pepper's snacks and fishly....I hate them so much

saaphiere:


https://punchng.com/guest-killed-groom-legs-crushed-in-kwara-crash/

news people....is this the picture of the accident scene? Is this Ibrahim Taiwo road?

IntersexSherry:
I was into a relationship with a yahoo boy, i didn't know he was into that. I fell so deeply and madly in love with him to the extent no man moves me again except him. I have different men hitting on me, i see lot of handsome guys but still i just can't get my mind off him. I think of him all the time, anytime i'm with a guy, i still think of him. I broke up with him because i don't like the job he does and he refused to stop, i don't consider him a good person. I keep hearing his voice in my head. I just want to forgot all memories with him. I want to be free of him. I have deleted and blocked all his contact but still i think of him.
Please i need to move on with my life and forget this stupid boy. I don't even know why i feel so much attracted to him, he is not even so handsome. I don't just know why.. I have had lot of way handsome guys hitting on me but still i think of him.
I need to be free. He has to leave my head. How do i forget him please And i'm not doing this again with anyone if i finally get free of him. I hate giving my heart this much to people who don't appreciate and toy with it. I was ready to do anything for him. I know how i can get really
addicted to something that really makes me happy. Better to get addicted to drugs than human beings.

the best way to get rid of him is to cut off your head

Gisbourne44:


She said they used condom
What baffled me with this was she said even after the did it

That when she got home, she drank agbo and even took postinor 2 the following day

That was another confusing statement because I don’t see why you would take agbo and postinor if you had protected sex with someone

you are a mad man

Someone cannot play with you...

you said dark world? how can you expect something good in a dark world

Op...you just made my day with the no 2. Incident, I laffed for like 5 min after reading it, so so funny, ur padi wan watch live blue film...devil con reason hin matter

Pregnancy might be a blessing but STD is cursed

illicit:



cant remember the colour of the car now but he has grey hair, sure

I guess u live/lived in Tanke, Ilorin

yes, I live at tanke.

illicit:
At Tipper garage, Tanke Ilorin there is this Baba that always comes on some particular days.

He comes in a car which he parks at the junction.


This Baba is advanced in age and probably learned.

He comes to preach, but what he preaches exactly, I don't think anybody ever knows it or comprehend.

There were a lot of inscriptions on his car, some readable and some not.

from Arabic (Islamic) quotes and injunctions to christain ( Bible verses) to Jewish and even unknown religions, signs symbols and literature. Yes.

He fitted loudspeakers in the car which always broadcast a pre recorded apocalyptic message.

This message is never comprehensible.


I used to think he must have lost his faculties, but he seemed to be quite respected and no one harasses him when he comes around.


Unilorites or Anybody who knows tipper garage, Tanke Ilorin will know this personality I am talking about

the man uses a brown car and has a grey hair?

ReluctantAdult:
You'd be like... what's going on? Why can't I feel my legs?
Wait... Did I say that out loud or is it my thoughts? Can people hear me?...wait... why is my heartbeat so audible? Is my heart going to jump out of my chest?...I can't breathe well... should I scream? Should I run? Am I leaving my body? Why am I separated from my body?...wait...are people hearing me?... Was I actually talking? What even is life? Please God help me, don't let me lose my mind I don't wanna go mad!! Please? Can they hear me pray? am I loud? Was it my thoughts?

Damn that sh1t was scary! I wanted to kill myself because I thought I was gonna run mad. I preferred dying

this is exactly what was running through my mind that horrible day, since then, I vow never to touch that stupid thing again

All this because of one Coconut head bitch?