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Career › Re: How To Figure Out If You’re In The Wrong Job by RSVP: 7:42am On Jul 16, 2018
Nothing like wrong job in Nigeria.


Great write up tho.
Celebrities › Re: Mompha Sits On Top Of His Rolls-Royce (Photo) by RSVP: 3:36am On Jul 14, 2018
Rhea:
I can understand when Floyd the Money Mayweather flaunts his wealth.
But Mompha cheesy grin grin cheesy
Who is he again? grin cheesy
You get bad mouth lol.

Ur head like Mompha head cheesy
Food › Re: What Is the translation of oku Eko Fish In English by RSVP: 3:25am On Jul 14, 2018
Faru:
I think it's a different variant of Titus. The real Titus is whiter and has a very pleasant taste. Honestly, if I have my way I would ban the importation of that rubbish called fish (Oku Eko). I can't stand the smell; I wonder how people are able to eat it? It has led to the separation of so many couples.
You are very right! Bought one "Titus fish" few days ago and the taste, smell was very nasty.

I still dey wonder what kinda fish is that coz d bone sef
dey hard to chew but trust me cool.. I vex chop everything cheesy cheesy

Can't afford to waste shît for dis 9ja economy.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Fayose May Be Flown Abroad For Medical Treatment by RSVP: 1:27pm On Jul 12, 2018
Governor Ayodele Fayose will be needing urgent medical attention and arrangement is in top gear to fly him abroad for medical treatment

Rubbish.
Sports › Re: Professional UFC Fighter Israel Adesanya Speaks Yoruba During Interview by RSVP: 7:36am On Jul 11, 2018
Boxing is one sport I would never engage in.

I'm not coward cheesy but.... Hmmm
Computers › Re: Urgent Help With Browsing Using Modem by RSVP: 2:32am On Jul 11, 2018
Emmanuel1903:
i run windows 10 and i have even off background apps before in the settings-privacy-backgroundapps
Ah could be some kinda virus?? angry You still need to run google search and see what comes up.
Computers › Re: Urgent Help With Browsing Using Modem by RSVP: 2:18am On Jul 11, 2018
Emmanuel1903:
i checked background apps and nothing was on...
or how can i know please help
I don't know which OS you running on ur PC but a quick google search should solve d problem
Computers › Re: Urgent Help With Browsing Using Modem by RSVP: 1:51am On Jul 11, 2018
It's definitely one of your software running background updates...you probably need to check your antivirus, unfinished download files or other software installed on ur PC .
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by RSVP: 1:40am On Jul 07, 2018
[quote author=soberdrunk post=69141904]What is "efo worowo"? Is it different from riro?[/quote


So you sef dey come dis side ugh : cool

Romance › Re: Man Exposes Lagos Big Boy Who Promised to Give him N2million for Mouth Action(pi by RSVP: 7:37pm On Jul 05, 2018
soberdrunk:
My brother leave that thing!!! Guys get raped in jail on a regular, if you are "straight" you are "STRAIGHT"!! If you are gay you are gay! Besides the deal is 'mouth action' to get my virginity you either have to kill me or pay me money that will make me be wearing bathrobe for the rest of my life...... angry
Badt man....

Dude I fear u oo grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Exposes Lagos Big Boy Who Promised to Give him N2million for Mouth Action(pi by RSVP: 7:26pm On Jul 05, 2018
soberdrunk:
2million!!! Just to suck!!!?? All these hypocrites will come here and be forming 'NEVER!!" In this present condition man can consider it ooo, by the time i drink 50k Gulder i will start to forget, if they now make it 'Dollars' i will suck it like a pro! angry
Ur eye go clear when dem gay slot der çock up ya orifice.... Have you seen someone with a bow leg walking before?? Now imagine ursef walking in that position for weeks grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Exposes Lagos Big Boy Who Promised to Give him N2million for Mouth Action(pi by RSVP: 7:20pm On Jul 05, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
shocked




How i wish you accept his offer and you visit and see him with some other gay and they Bleep life outta ur bowel
C'mon man. D guy offend u b4?? shocked

That's not a good thing to wish for someone shît holè ... Damn!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by RSVP: 7:08pm On Jul 05, 2018
My mention don suffer for una hand for dis thread nobi small ....

Dem don drag my azz tire for here.
Agriculture › Re: I Have 1million And I Want To Invest In Agricultural Farm Within Ondo State by RSVP: 6:45pm On Jul 05, 2018
Viking007:
I don't understand, you need 2 years to make 500k?
Lol that equals 4 years to make #1m ...

Kuku keeee me cheesy cheesy
Agriculture › Re: I Have 1million And I Want To Invest In Agricultural Farm Within Ondo State by RSVP:
A friend in Ondo once told me about Plam Oil business he's into.

He would buy Plam Oil ( Red Oyeil grin) at low price from all dis vilage mama and keep to sell at high price when the price raises.

His analysis sounds interesting tho but you have to run ur homework real good if that's where you wanna invest ur money.
Celebrities › Re: Jane Dolapo: Wizkid And His Mother Pictured Together (Fun Photo) by RSVP: 5:57pm On Jul 05, 2018
Holamic:
Welcome brother....
Ma Niggá
Celebrities › Re: Jane Dolapo: Wizkid And His Mother Pictured Together (Fun Photo) by RSVP: 4:41pm On Jul 05, 2018
He come chop science ... Ha ha I got u bruh cool
Celebrities › Re: Princess Vitarah: One Of My Sugar Daddies Broke Up With Me, Then I Remembered... by RSVP:
Babe is being honest and I like it!... People like dis can't really do what dey say... fear those " sister holy holy"

If dis one no gree, switch onto d nxt one... If that one sef dey do anyhow... Check in to another.

Make ur money whatever way you know point blank...


Life na roller coaster cool
Romance › Re: Advice On My Relationship... Status by RSVP: 3:53pm On Jul 05, 2018
"Catch 22" Hmmmmmmm
Car Talk › Re: Saw This Accident Few Minutes Ago Around Yinka Aiyefele Radio Station B4 Challen by RSVP: 3:48pm On Jul 05, 2018
Damn
Celebrities › Re: Yahoo Boy: Investigate Hushpuppi - Deji Adeyanju Tells EFCC by RSVP: 8:25pm On May 15, 2018
Hush won't like this man.

Family › Re: My Wife Confessed This To Me by RSVP: 6:51pm On May 15, 2018
kapelvej:
As in ?
cry cry

Dis marriage is gone...I'm sorry but that's the truth!

You think a man would ever trust that kinda woman??

The best thing is to divource her... If that man wanna live long.

Celebrities › Re: Alex Gets Royal Welcome In Enugu (photos) by RSVP: 8:35pm On May 14, 2018
Is this guy OKhuh Really? grin grin grin


Not that he's sucking invisible brreeaasst or somthn

Romance › Re: Is She Trying To Use Me? I need your candid advise by RSVP: 8:29pm On May 14, 2018
3k is not that much to give a GF if you are both into each other as you said but don't give her in a mUgurious way grin

Act like you don't have the money and you can't help at the moment... Then call her after that and tell her to meet you tonight... Just give her 2k or dat 3k she asked for.

And be civil abt it.. Dont try to get intimate dat nite oo
So she won't be thinking its bcuz of the money.

Levels. wink
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shows His 83-Year-Old Grandma On Mothers' Day (Photo) by RSVP: 11:35am On May 14, 2018
Plz how bobrisky gateman/house help go address ham?


Shey na Oga Sir abi na Oga Madamhuh
Celebrities › Re: Playtime Photo Of Davido Lying On The Floor With Imade On Her Birthday by RSVP: 11:26am On May 14, 2018
May God help dis woman.

Family › Re: My Wife Confessed This To Me by RSVP: 11:15am On May 14, 2018
Damn!

Dis gon be brutal.
Crime › Re: White Lady Calls Out Nigerian Man For 'Scamming' Her (Photos) by RSVP: 10:38pm On May 13, 2018
Dude trying to be honest thinking she might eventually fall in love but opposite is the case.
Crime › Re: White Lady Calls Out Nigerian Man For 'Scamming' Her (Photos) by RSVP: 10:35pm On May 13, 2018
G
Phones › Re: Samsung Told Me The Phone I Bought From Jumia Is A Fake China Device – Angry Man by RSVP: 4:06pm On May 13, 2018
Next time enta market buy whatever you won buy and take the glory/blame all by ursef!

If dem dupe you today, dem no fit dupe you tomorrow.
Celebrities › Re: Skales Angrily Walked Out Of His Interview After This Happened (watch Video) by RSVP: 3:57pm On May 13, 2018
He did the right thing.

Respect creativity bro.

At least he tried his best and that earn him a little bit of fame.
Celebrities › Re: Efe Allegedly Supporting Yahoo Boys by RSVP: 3:32pm On May 13, 2018
Honestly yahoo yahoo isn't somthing to brag about.

But if you MUST game.... Abeg don't go brag about it.

I don't judge nobody but hey be smart enough to invest ur money when u "hammer".

You don't expect people to respect you with that ur short skinny jean, rough tattoo, funny hair cut, pink lips abi na purple lips... Messing around street during working hours all in the name of "G"...

U sef try dey apply common sense nah.

Shame no dey grip u if dem lebel u as a "yahoo boy" Haba!

Do ur quota and don't make noise!

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