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BusinessRe: CBN To Release Old Naira Notes To Banks Over NLC Protest by Rubyjade: 11:00am On Mar 23, 2023
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Comedy Script Writer by Rubyjade(op): 10:58am On Mar 23, 2023
Send a email to the mail I posted in the first post on this thread
hothead:
Title: The Election Madness

FADE IN:

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

Ade, Bay, and Dap are sitting on a couch, watching the news about the upcoming elections.

ADE: (excitedly) Guys, the elections are coming up soon! Have you decided who to vote for?

BAY: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm voting for the candidate who promised to give us free food forever.

DAP: (rolling his eyes) Bay, stop being silly. We need to vote for someone who has a good track record and can lead our country to greatness.

ED enters the room, carrying a large stack of flyers.

ED: Hey guys, have you seen these flyers? I'm running for office!

ADE: (surprised) Ed, you're running for office? What's your manifesto?

ED: (proudly) I'm running on a platform of free ice cream for everyone!

BAY: (shaking his head) Ed, you're not taking this seriously, are you?

ED: (defensively) Of course I am! I've even made campaign t-shirts that say "I scream, you scream, we all scream for Ed's ice cream!"

DAP: (sighing) This is getting out of hand. We need to focus on the real issues that are affecting our country.

ADE: (nodding) Yeah, like education, healthcare, and the economy.

BAY: (smiling mischievously) Or we could just vote for the candidate who promises to make Mondays a national holiday.

DAP: (exasperated) Bay, that's not even a real issue!

ED: (grinning) But it's a great idea! Who wouldn't want an extra day off every week?

ADE: (laughing) Ed, you're a clown. But I have to admit, your ice cream campaign slogan is pretty catchy.

BAY: (smiling) Yeah, I might even vote for you just for the free ice cream!

DAP: (shaking his head) I give up. You guys are impossible.

The group continues to debate and joke about the upcoming elections, each with their own unique perspective on the issues.

FADE OUT.


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Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 10:57am On Mar 23, 2023
Female Junior Accountant needed at a firm at Victoria Island, very good pay 120k depending on how Good you are , 2-3 years in accounting or finance , please have experience , send CV to 09047424139
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 10:52am On Mar 23, 2023
Job Position: Admin / HR Officer
Job Location: Oniru, Victoria Island - Lagos
Salary: N100,000 - N150,000 / month.
Employment Type: Full-time

Job Descriptions
Report to MD and Executive Directors
Coordinate the activities of the company’s operations.
Maintain compliance with federal, state and local employment laws and regulations.
Conduct background checks and employment eligibility verifications.
Manage the employee benefit administration.
Ensure the standard procedures of the company is not compromised.
Ensure every department work efficiently.
Administer entry and exit processes of employees including all documentation, induction/ orientation process and exit interview.
Maintaining the assets of the company.
Identifying performance gaps and development of appropriate interventions to enable employees to become more resourceful and efficient.
Manage and update employees databases with different information such as new hires, terminations, sick leaves, warnings, vacation and days off.
Resolve and proactively mitigate issue that may slow down the effectiveness of the company’s valve chain to meet up with clients satisfaction.

Requirements
B.Sc / HND in relevant field
Hand on practical experience in Office Administration.
Excellent Analytical & Time Management Skills
Teamwork Skill.
Proficiency in MICROSOFT Word, Excel & PowerPoint.
Applicant must be ready to resume immediately.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Applications / CV to: grpmesg@gmail.com Copy jpsnewjobs@gmail.com using the Job Position as the subject of the mail
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 10:51am On Mar 23, 2023
It’s okay, to begin with zero experience but it’s not okay to remain as one.


Last week Wednesday a friend shared her work anniversary journey on this platform and she was unashamed to say she began as a blank slate - a total novice. All thanks to Rite Foods Limited for giving her the chance to explore a new field. 5 years down the line, she would say she better than she first started: she remember my first experience starting production on a Krones contiflow machine, her heart almost jumped out of its socket because she had never seen such a technology let alone be its operator before. Fast track to 2023 she can say with all humility she have trained over 40 people who are now experts in its operations.

Dear #CEOs/Recruiters,
Give first-timers and fresh graduates a chance to explore their talents and abilities. You never can tell what or who they may become.

Again, those gender restrictions you place on certain roles should stop! We all can function in whatever we put our hearts into regardless of our gender.

Dear #jobseeker,
It’s okay to have zero experience, and it’s okay to want to try new roles in an unpopular career path but what’s not okay is not growing in experience. It’s also not okay to place limits on what you can do - You don’t become a master of the sword on day 1, you become a master from day 1 (read that again).

Begin as a novice but end as a master.

Have an amazing weekend friends.
FamilyRe: Ramadan Mubarak! by Rubyjade(op): 10:48am On Mar 23, 2023
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 10:44am On Mar 23, 2023
Job Position: Administrative Officer / Accounting Officer
Job Location: Abuja (FCT)
Employment Type: Full-time

Description
The Administrative Officer / Accounting Officer will be responsible for performing a variety of administrative, financial, and clerical duties to support the efficient operation of the organization.

Responsibilities
Some of the key responsibilities include:
Managing Accounts Receivable and Accounts Payable: The staff will be responsible for managing accounts receivable and accounts payable, including invoicing, processing payments, and reconciling accounts.
Communication and Coordination: The staff will be responsible for communicating and coordinating with internal and external stakeholders, including vendors, customers, and other departments.
Compliance: The staff will be responsible for ensuring compliance with accounting principles and regulations, such as Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP) and International Financial Reporting Standards (IFRS).
Budgeting and Financial Analysis: The staff will be responsible for preparing and analyzing financial reports, assisting with budget preparation, and monitoring financial performance.
Office Administration: The staff will be responsible for managing the day-to-day operations of the office, including organizing and maintaining files and records, scheduling appointments, and arranging travel and accommodations.
Other Duties: The Administrative Officer/Accounting Officer will be responsible for other duties as assigned by the management team, such as data entry, document preparation, and general office support.

Requirements
A Degree in Accounting, Finance, or a related field is preferred.
The ideal candidate should have a strong background in finance and accounting, as well as excellent organizational, communication, and analytical skills.
The candidate should be proficient in using accounting software, such as QuickBooks or SAP, and have experience with Microsoft Office Suite.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CVs to: recruitabuja@gmail.com using the Job Position as the subject of the mail
Business5 Uncommon Ways For Finance Professionals To Create Value In Small Businesses by Rubyjade(op): 10:34am On Mar 23, 2023
5 Uncommon Ways for Finance Professionals to Create Value in Small Businesses

Get ready to explode your value creation game as a finance professional!

Financial reporting and analysis can create value too, but that is the bare minimum.

Almost anyone can do that.

Don't settle for mediocrity when you can level up your contribution with these five proven ways:

1. Revolutionise financial processes for max efficiency and min costs.
2. Fight fraud and errors with powerful financial controls.
3. Cultivate investor and lender relationships to fuel business growth.
4. Dominate the market by analysing trends and outmanoeuvring competitors.
5. Collaborate with other departments to uncover hidden cost-saving and revenue-boosting opportunities.

What other ways have you found to create value in your small business as a finance professional?

Share your value-creation secrets in the comments. Let's revolutionise small business finance together!
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 10:32am On Mar 23, 2023
5 Uncommon Ways for Finance Professionals to Create Value in Small Businesses

Get ready to explode your value creation game as a finance professional!

Financial reporting and analysis can create value too, but that is the bare minimum.

Almost anyone can do that.

Don't settle for mediocrity when you can level up your contribution with these five proven ways:

1. Revolutionise financial processes for max efficiency and min costs.
2. Fight fraud and errors with powerful financial controls.
3. Cultivate investor and lender relationships to fuel business growth.
4. Dominate the market by analysing trends and outmanoeuvring competitors.
5. Collaborate with other departments to uncover hidden cost-saving and revenue-boosting opportunities.

What other ways have you found to create value in your small business as a finance professional?

Share your value-creation secrets in the comments. Let's revolutionise small business finance together!
FamilyRe: Ramadan Mubarak! by Rubyjade(op): 10:31am On Mar 23, 2023
wink
incandescentena:
Ramadan Mubarak
RomanceRe: Campus Prostitution A Growing Concern In Nigeria by Rubyjade: 10:30am On Mar 23, 2023
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Treassured:
Na to dey Collect TAX on top Sex.

I will Surely Petition this Development😂
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 10:29am On Mar 23, 2023
How To Decline a Job Interview- 3 Formats.

When you realize you are no longer interested in a job role and wish to discontinue the interview process, there are better ways of communicating with recruiting specialist or hiring managers than “ghosting” them on interview day.

It’s not a crime to choose another offer or lose interest altogether. Remember you need to be professional and think of your personal brand.

There are 3 things to consider when you want to decline an interview, viz a viz :

👉🏽Timing - Don’t wait till the day of interview to send decline mail or absolutely ignore appointment and not pick up calls.

👉🏽Tone- Keep it respectful, simple and clear.

👉🏽Detail- Let it be concise and short. No need to compare and state that you got a better offer or disparage the organization.

This is because you don’t want to shut the door to future opportunities.


Template 1-

Hello Bleep,

Trust this email meets you well?

I want to thank you and the team for giving me this great opportunity to interview at your esteemed organization.

However, i wish to inform you that i am unable to proceed further in my application with you because i recently realized that my career goals/ objectives no longer align with the job dynamics thus i must respectfully decline this(second) interview.

I appreciate your kind consideration and wish you the best of luck in your search.

Accept the assurances of my highest regard.

Thank you.
Name


Template 2:

Hello Bleep,

Thank you for finding my application worthy of consideration. I am indeed grateful for the time and opportunity granted during the interview sessions as i have gained some valuable insights.

However, i wish to inform you that i have accepted an offer from another organization and thus would like to withdraw my application for the job role.

I wish you all the best in your search and i hope i can keep in touch with your team if you do not mind.

Thank you once again.

Kind Regards
Name


Template 3.

Hello Bleep,

I am sincerely honoured to be considered for the role of Bleep and i appreciate the time taken to review my application.

I am afraid that i must respectfully/ politely decline this interview and other subsequent ones as i am not looking to making any career moves at this time.

If you don’t mind, could i recommend a colleague that may be fit for the position. Do let me know if you are interested so i can happily pass along her/his contact details.

Thank you for reaching out and i wish you the best of luck in your search.

Best Regards
Name.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 6:32pm On Mar 22, 2023
Urgent Vacancy in an Oil and Gas Firm.

Internal Audit Officer - Sagamu
Location - Sagamu (Ogun State)
Salary Range - N100000 -N150,000 Monthly

Job Accountabilities

ROLE ACCOUNTABILITIES
 Develop work program for assigned audit engagement
 Execute assigned audit engagement
 Assist in conducting audit investigation
 Conduct audit follow up
 Assist the department in meeting quality management systems conformity
 And any other assignments given by either the General Audit Supervisor or Management
JOB SPECIFICATION KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATORS
Educational Qualification:
 A Bachelor of Science degree in
Accounting/Finance from an accredited
university
Professional Qualification:
 Associate Accounting Technician (AAT)
Experience:
 Minimum of 1 -3 Year experience in Internal
Control and Audit.

Interested candidates should send cvs to energyrecruitment94@gmail.com
with the subject and location as the job title.
FamilyRamadan Mubarak! by Rubyjade(op): 6:28pm On Mar 22, 2023
RAMADAN MUBARAK!

Ramadan is a month of spiritual rejuvenation and physical detoxification. It is a time for self-reflection, self-improvement, and seeking forgiveness for past mistakes. However, detoxification during Ramadan is not just limited to physical cleansing through fasting.

Ramadan is also an opportunity to detoxify our minds and souls from negative thoughts, emotions, and behaviors. It is a time to let go of grudges, anger, jealousy, and resentment, and replace them with love, forgiveness, and compassion.

Detoxification during Ramadan means abstaining from harmful activities that distract us from our spiritual growth. It means avoiding gossiping, lying, backbiting, and engaging in any other sinful activities. Instead, we should focus on increasing our good deeds, helping others, and spreading kindness and positivity.

Ramadan is a time to prioritize our spiritual health and well-being over our physical desires. It is a time to reconnect with our faith, deepen our relationship with Allah, and become better versions of ourselves. So, let's make the most of this blessed month by detoxifying not only our bodies but also our minds and souls.

I ask Allah to make this Ramadan one of your most detoxifying Ramadans ever 🤲
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 6:17pm On Mar 22, 2023
FEDERAL INLAND REVENUE SERVICE ISSUE GUIDELINE ON WITHHOLDING AND SELF-ACCOUNT OF VALUE ADDED TAX (VAT).
The Federal Inland Revenue Service (“FIRS”) recently issued an information circular to serve as a guide to taxpayers, consultants and the public on the operation of withholding VAT and self-account of VAT. The circular aims to provide clarity on the modalities for taxpayers to withhold VAT and submit such VAT returns to the FIRS.

The information in the circular relied on the legal framework contained in section 10(3) of the Value Added Tax Act Cap VI, LFN 2004 (as amended) which states the obligation for taxable persons to withhold VAT on taxable transactions with Non-Residents (NR), Section 13(1-2) which obligated Ministries, Department and Agencies (MDA’s) and companies in the Oil and Gas sector to withhold and remit VAT, Section 14(3) that empowers the FIRS to appoint any person to deduct or withhold VAT.

Highlight of the VAT obligations in the circular amongst others.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 6:16pm On Mar 22, 2023
Vacancy exist for the role of HRBP at a Fintech in Lagos. 3 - 5 years experience is sufficient . Experience in the fintech/banking sector will be a huge plus. Please email cv's to financialhires@yahoo.com.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 6:15pm On Mar 22, 2023
Role: Business Operations Manager
Location: Abeokuta, Nigeria
Salary: 500k gross
Benefits: Health Insurance; Accommodation
Mode: Fully on-site

You must have at least 5 years of relevant experience to be considered and at least a Bachelor’s degree.

IF YOU DON’T MEET THE REQUIREMENTS, PLEASE DO NOT APPLY!

Send CVs to rekrutly@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Agree? by Rubyjade(op): 6:12pm On Mar 22, 2023
huh
SHIVA001:
Why. Don't ever try to be loyal to anybody. Just do what is needed in your workplace and get your pay. If you play your own role well. That is okay
RomanceRe: Campus Prostitution A Growing Concern In Nigeria by Rubyjade: 6:05pm On Mar 22, 2023
I am a lady
millstone:
Bro I made a thread on the disturbing rise of tinder for sex sometime ago. Nigeria case is one that amuses me, okay you're buried in debt and yet prostitution is generating billions of naira monthly where your elite, middle class and poor pay for it and you're not taxing them? Legalise it jare, yes it has become a social vice but it is a trade old as man and even some developed countries have moved to legalise it. America that legalized cannabis did not do that to please smokers, no. they did it cause they see revenue in it and they do. Nigeria politicians dull sha
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Common Mistakes When Accepting Offer Letters By Rita Babalola by Rubyjade(op): 6:03pm On Mar 22, 2023
Ofcourse not
Josbreed:
So if a company does not offer this benefits, we should dump it and continue staying at home begging for handouts on Nairaland abi?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 4:34pm On Mar 22, 2023
Happy new day to you all

Prudence is a very good virtue in life, especially, if you want to live a stress and debt free life. I'd advise you do the following and also surround yourself with these great people

- Study Accounting or Economics .Make sure you're chartered ooo

- Do all you can to marry an ijebu woman. If you're a woman, vice versa.

- Get an Igbo man as very close friend.I mean the one you can share all your secrets with.

- After that, if you become a landlord,make sure all your tenants are from Ondo state. I mean the stubborn and obstinate indigenes. The factory fitted pride in them won't make them owe you one kobo.

- Get an Ibadan man as a close pal. Someone who will be a phone call right away. He will help you throw verbal missiles at those owing you. He will curse and humiliate them on your behalf. In all you do, don’t let an Ibadan know where you keep your cash. They can pilfer for Africa. Check out their cognomen (Oriki)...lol

- Get an Ogu (Egun) man as your driver or Personal Assistant (PA) ....lol. He’s very loyal.

- Make sure your casual playmate is an Ijesha man.

- Employ an Oshomalo person as your Chief debt collection officer.

Finally, try and get an Oro, Kwara man or Woman as a spiritual counselor. They are heavenly candidates by default.😀😀

With all these factors and people around you, no kobo of yours will go missing.

Immaculate Combo toh bahd.

Apply all these and thank me later😁😂😀
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 4:32pm On Mar 22, 2023
The fact that an incident occurred within your workplace in the course of your work causing you injuries does not mean the employer is automatically liable.

The incident must be caused by the employer's unlawful act, omission or negligence.

The incident must have caused loss such as pains, suffering, loss of enjoyment of life and amenities etc to the injured employee.

The above two paragraphs, imply that there must be a negligent act or omission and a resultant damage.

It is not just the presence of damage or negligence alone. The two must co-exist.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Rubyjade: 4:30pm On Mar 22, 2023
Dear new investor, if you have a growing savings stash, don't waste any more time. Start investing. Investing is like a muscle. If you want to improve a muscle, you have to train it. You can read all the books about investing, but if you don't take action, you're still sitting on the sidelines. So consider investing as soon as you can. You can start from low-risk investments, or go high-risk from the beginning. It's more important to start than it is to start with the perfect conditions. Just start.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Rubyjade: 4:30pm On Mar 22, 2023
Dear new investor, if you have a growing savings stash, don't waste any more time. Start investing. Investing is like a muscle. If you want to improve a muscle, you have to train it. You can read all the books about investing, but if you don't take action, you're still sitting on the sidelines. So consider investing as soon as you can. You can start from low-risk investments, or go high-risk from the beginning. It's more important to start than it is to start with the perfect conditions. Just start.
RomanceRe: Campus Prostitution A Growing Concern In Nigeria by Rubyjade: 4:28pm On Mar 22, 2023
shocked
Sprinklepee:
Op na real matter, come uniben just go hall 2, your mind go dey.
Jobs/VacanciesAgree? by Rubyjade(op): 4:25pm On Mar 22, 2023
This is TRUE specifically when layoffs are happening across the worldwide.

IF Employers are NOT Loyal to employees then why they expect the loyalty from their employees.

Agree ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 4:24pm On Mar 22, 2023
Qualification: B.Sc/HND. ICAN or ACA in View
Industry: Oil & Gas
Years of Experience : 3 - 5Years Experience.
Salary: N200,000 - N250,000 net.
Location : Lagos

Qualified Candidates should send their CV with a cover letter to HR.Roles@Outlook.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 4:23pm On Mar 22, 2023
FINANCE MANAGER

There is an urgent opening for the role of an Experienced Finance Professional at CleanAce Solutions Limited.
The ideal candidate MUST have good experience in Multi-company financial management and creative enough to recommend revenue generation avenues for the company.
The successful candidate will also be expected to have experience dealing with Firs, LIRS and other Regulatory bodies.

Salary: Negotiable

ICAN certification is compulsory.

Location: Maryland Lagos

Please Share

If you have are qualified or have someone who is qualified for the role please share the CV to cleantalents@gmail.com, Using Finance Manager as the subject.

Application closes: 30th MARCH 2023.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: RJ Vacancies by Rubyjade(op): 4:21pm On Mar 22, 2023
Title: Graduate Associate Programme

Location: Lagos


Requirements

Minimum of Second Class Upper Division / Upper Credit from a reputable institution
Not more than 25 years of age
Completion of NYSC is mandatory.
Minimum of 5 O'Level credits at one sitting, including English language and Mathematics.
The SG Holdings Limited Professional is our global leadership development framework. It outlines the capabilities that we look for in all our people - from associate to partner level - that will help us to thrive as purpose-led and values-driven leaders. We look for and develop these qualities in all our people:
Whole leadership - I lead myself and others to make a difference and create a positive impact in a responsible, authentic, resilient, inclusive and passionate manner.
Business acumen - I bring business knowledge, innovation and insight to create distinctive value for clients and the organization.
Technical and digital - I apply a range of technical, digital and other professional capabilities to deliver quality and value.
Global and inclusive - I operate and collaborate effectively with a mindset that transcends boundaries and embraces diverse perspectives.
Relationships - I build relationships of high value, which are genuine and meaningful.

Application Closing Date
20th December, 2023.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: hr@sgholdingslimited.com using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.

Disclaimer: SG Holdings Limited does not and will not ask for any kind of payment from applicants for jobs before, during and after the selection process.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Common Mistakes When Accepting Offer Letters By Rita Babalola by Rubyjade(op): 4:18pm On Mar 22, 2023
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Kobicove:
Most of the points listed here apply when only when dealing with a standard or multinational company and not when applying to Baba Kabiru and Sons Limited grin
RomanceRe: Campus Prostitution A Growing Concern In Nigeria by Rubyjade: 3:56pm On Mar 22, 2023
undecided
Deepthoughts:
definitely not supporting the sex trade practice,but don't think the Arabs are saints,if you had the opportunity of knowing the Muslim community like in northern Nigeria very well,you will know how deceitful those guys are,what they practice is just an organized system of secrecy, it's not for nothing that they always pray that " Allah ya rufe mana asiri"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You Are Looking For A Job, Let Help You by Rubyjade: 10:33am On Mar 22, 2023
QUIET HIRING

This refers to obtaining new talent without hiring new employees.

It is when companies move workers/employers from one department to another in lieu of hiring a new employee.

The term was declared one of the nine workplace trends of the year- 2023 by Gartner, a technological research and consulting firm.

It is the new workplace buzzword.

It is a way to acquire new skills and capabilities without adding new full-time employees, that is, hiring more short-term contractors to do the job.

This term serves as a “win-win” for both the employer and the employee as the latter can new skills and gain more experience, expand their current skills, and unlock their potential in terms of strengthening their resume and making him/her/they more marketable and saving costs and unlocking more business opportunities for the former.

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