₦airaland Forum

tomzee2:
Pls solve this for me urgently. Let's assume you
saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so
you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur
dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you
with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum
1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you
owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K
+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K. Where is the
missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it
and tell me the answer....

The bolded is the wrongest maths you have ever done.
The 98k is debit to you while the 1k is credit to you, never add them together like they belong in the same place.
You may rather do 98k + ur (-1k) =97k. There is no missing 1k. U either choose to keep the 1k and owe your moma and papa 49k each, or u give it to one of them and owe him or her 48k.

Who'll talk to me here please.

Hi All,
I need to go into tv show business. Anyone into such business in the house who could mentor me on how to make money out of it?

cheers.

Which are the giants that have fallen?

Adesiji77:
http://www.punchng.com/business/financial-punch/bankers-others-take-insurance-cover-against-job-losses/

Cc: slydog, ednut, Tinyemeka, ruffhandu, 234GT, Napa, Gemc3, DzTzl, JustBB, lalasticlala

Not a bad product after the premium is disclosed.
Now that banks have learnt to lay people off without a kobo, it'll be an income cushion for a while. It should not stop one from investing/saving anyway. But that their one year condition is not ok.

...The emphasis should not be just on sending people to jail for corruption, but also, in deterring acts of corruption...

The bolded is my view. You don't go dealing with the branches, for every branch you cut off will be replace with fresh ones, so long as the root is still connected to the soil. Uproot the tree and the branches will die.
The system need to be structured aright, such that corruption will be naturally discouraged.

Georgekyrian:
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Naija mentality..

Na so. Cannot be ruled out until proven non-existent.

Let him learn to deal with it since he said no going back.

He should interview her people and find out if she was born with it or some demons responsible at some point in her life.

Adesiji77:
Seems this bank has a lot of work to do. I have read more than a few negative stories about them in recent times.

Cc: slydog, ednut, Tinyemeka, ruffhandu, 234GT, Napa, Gemc3, DzTzl, JustBB

Lol. We know na.
I thread carefully when transferring to that bank, and I never repeat any, so long as they debit me. I also only do cash transactions with my Ecobank account, no internet, no ATM.

Were they armed?

iamboody:
You guys just read and wail, I wonder what level of education most of you attained, even in a free country like U.S entering or moving around with over $10,000 in cash (or equivalent will require you to declare the cash and will raise a few red flags. They may require proof of where you earned the money and ask why you're choosing to bring it to the U.S, so what is the problem if somebody carrying $156,000.00 is arrested by the Authority in Nigeria? If our Igbo brothers can declare and defend the amount they are carrying then no qualms they can even carry $1m without needing to swallow it. What happens to online transfer. I hope you know that no policy stops you from having dollars in your account or transferring same abroad for school fees or any other legal dealings. Endeavor to go to your bank for education than wasting most of your time on Nairaland.

The bolded is not entirely true. There are new CBN policies, the reason smuggling of physical dollars is now a deal. Do you know even with your naira denominated Master/Visa card, you can only spend a maximum of $300 or it's equivalent in a day? Whether you are home or abroad. There are limits to your bank wire. Most of them policy are actually geared towards making foreign currencies less desirable. But unfortunately, the reverse seems to be the case.
If you have a way of getting hold of dolars at the official rate now, the margin on it would be geometric if you decide to sell same.
I wonder how much these guys would be paid for "dollar swallowing", coupled with their flight expenses, that would still make the trader make profit from dollar smuggling to Brasil.
I believe this country is at a "turnaround" point. Things may start getting better once we settle on some of these

refreshrate:
Can you see?

I think the germans are taking the regret of the holocaust too seriously.

Theres no way this comes out good for them. theyve used the picture of that boy that drowned at sea to wash everybody face and theres no way they have a good agenda.

How can their own kind refuse them and Germany fails to consider that?

My dear, I fear what is to come from this people in Europe and America soon. Someone asked "why can't they stay in Syria and fight the terrorists?"

refreshrate:
What happened to UAE and other fellow muslim countries? why are they now looking at the infidels for help? Abi Germany too na muslim country?

You didn't hear they've started raising ISIS flag in Germany?

A south American President has warned Obama that 2 out of every 100 of those refugees are ISIS terrorists.
I guess they have an agenda.
Saudi wouldn't let them come in.

Germany is the destination of most of them, pledged to accept 800,000 of them, the highest official in the world so far.

dialfa:
op, your stuppidity is legendary

Lol! why na? You think otherwise?

This is a shot from the syria/Afghan-Eurozone migration.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Its all about chopping money to you

As if that's not what it actually is.

RCC hands are on deck all along Trans-Amadi road.

ihesiuloa:

I've laughed my Tommy out please I can't shout o!

No be joke.
Ask anyone close to you who's a banker and has worked in the clearing and FT departments and they'll tell you how government funds/generated revenues are being diverted. Corruption is fought from the root, if not, they just handed the key to these new "choppers".

Cc: seunmsg , efilefun

So only those at CBN and Ministry of Finance will continue the "money chopping" game? The leakage simply changed route, for now at least.

Keneking:
Are you a kidnapper

Lol!
Even if I am, I no fit kidnap this "small pikin".

Hmn, that kind school eh! He did not mention the location.

We all know na

NO

Only if the FG does not frustrate this, let's watch and see.

akandedayo1:
I'm of the opinion that some people should start writing thier adverts in thier local languages. #itisallowed

Only if the job is meant for only those who speak that language.

Sometimes I wonder if these monies actually belong to the public.