₦airaland Forum

frenchpharaoh1:
Gbee, no mind am!!
Anyway, nuo! You be my neighbor self.
Am from bekekiri.

nua bros...m frm oginibiri

400billionman:
Are there no roads leading to your village ?

road fire....not possible to connect a road with type of government we have in nigeria.

itstpia8:
there is nowhere in Nigeria where poor people can afford to jet around in speedboats all the time.

check "your village" very well, you'll see canoes there.

now, you and I both know that is not your village and you are probably the "twitterer" called This Is Me.

bros canoe no dey go my village frm yenagoa

This woman was arrested this morning after her neighbors discovered blood on her hands and cloths after hearing a little fracas inside her house. It was alleged that she was trying to secretly dispose of the toddlers head when suspecting neighbours apprehended her and a search lead to the shocking discovery that she actually beheaded her own toddler son. During interrogation, She admitted that she killed the boy because he bit her nipple hard and she mistakenly beheaded him See the shocking photo after the cut:

JoeCutie:
Oga Ben, your people don't use Mobile Police escorts o. Or do they?

the creeks re not safe.....even ordinary citizens fear for their lifes

itstpia8:
Besides, that's not what regular people use in his area.

They have canoes, he should check the flood news from some years ago.

u cant use canoe to my village...by a normal speed boat u will spend almost 3hrs frm yenagoa. I am frm same village with bruce " akassa"

A young woman wearing only a white shirt and panties was seen at a Taxi park in northern KZN, South Africa. According to Daily Sun SA, who shared the photo, the incident happened on Tuesday evening. Commuters, taxi men and passersby looked on in shock when the woman appeared. When she realised that people were staring, making cat calls, taking photos and laughing, she jumped into a taxi and took out a skirt from one of her bags and put on.

An eyewitness, Bongani Zondi said people at first thought she was mentally unstable but later realised she was not.
"She looked fine. But it was the first time a thing like this has happened at our taxi rank. That's why people got excited and took pictures,"

He added the police were called to ease the situation and they took the woman away.
Chairman for Nguthu Taxi Association, Mthandeni Ndlovu who confirmed the incident said they were surprised to see a half-naked woman at their park.

"We know it is summer and people are allowed to wear anything that makes them feel cool. But in Nquthu, we are not familiar with half-naked people, because we are a rural area. Seeing that woman shocked us"

nikkiking:
;Dhahahah I love this man simplicity.

Even though he took the boat with a sniper and his Ak 47 guarding him .

d creeks re not safe..am frm same village with bruce, is hell travellng by boat to akassa. Sea pirates everywhere

Ben Murray-Bruce wants his people to know that he's always with them. He headed out to his constituency today, in the boat pictured above. He tweeted, 'Chilling out with my peeps on my to my Constituency to give account of my stewardship to my ogas the electorate.' When asked why he didn't take a Yatch,
See his response below......

Little Zino is 7 years old and wants to be a model when she's older. Many photos of her have been shared on social media but these pictures have been met with mixed reactions. Some say she should be encouraged, while others think she's too young to be taking such poses in revealing clothes.

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People are already raging on social media read their comments below:

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Sheikwonder:
We on Nairaland don't doubt you at all... In fact going by this your "English",we think you were probably employed as the gateman.....

cnt u see it's a typing error.

if buhari was the special guest of honour will ambode send a representative, it shows he has no regard for osinbajo.

Decker:
First of all, I don't think prostitutes here in Nigeria hide their occupation from the public. Spotting a prostitute is quite easy, and I don't think anyone actually needs lecturing about that.
Prostitutes normally live and move in cliques so everyone who lives around them knows that is what they do, it's not something that's hidden. Some even tend to be quite vocal about their trade.

Anyway, all your points aren't actually correct, I will explain.

1. Not everyone who makes up at night are prostitutes. There are ladies who work decent night jobs and night shifts where they meet and are around people, so they make up to look attractive.

2. Seriously? Trust me, It's not only prostitutes who chew bubble gums loudly. It's a bad habit I agree, but I know some girls who do it and they aren't prostitutes, they just formed the habit growing up.

3.Come on, I don't know the kind of ladies you know, but there are ladies who are very busy, hard-working and business minded, and they are always on their phones.

4. Contrary to your point, I think prostitutes relate with their neighbours. How else would they market their "product"? And there are ladies who are somewhat introverted and find it hard to relate with people around them, but this doesn't translate to them being prostitutes. Not everyone is outgoing.

5.No offense, but point 5 is actually ridiculous. How would you think such?

6. Are you saying that any lady that has rich or well to do friends who visit her with their cars, is a prostitute? That's outrageous.

7. Yes I would agree with you on this point. That's actually their trade mark. But not all girls who dress indecently are prostitutes, some have just been negatively influenced by their environments, media and friends.

8.Prostitutes barely cook? Lol. How many prostitutes did you live with to arrive at this conclusion?

9. A lot of girls discuss men and money, just the same way we guys discuss girls, money and football, but this doesn't necessarily make them prostitutes.

boy d op..doesnt mean that all prostitutes possess these characters bt alteast 90% do...a girl is likely to be a prostitute if she behaves like the characters listed by d Op.We all knw igbo men love's money bt doesnt mean all the igbo men love's money

for u to pick your CV

ChuzzysBlog:
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President Jonathan and wife Patience, in company of a high powered delegation of High Chiefs of the Ogbia Kingdom today visited the Group President of Azikel Group, Dr Eruani Azibapu to condole with him and family on the passage of his father, His Royal Highness, Chief Allwell Eruani, Aguda the IX, the Obanema of Emadike in Bayelsa State who died at the age of 82 years.

President Jonathan described the late Chief Allwell Eruani as an accomplished person who had raised and mentored successful children across the state, including his son and celebrated entrepreneur of the Niger Delta extraction, Dr Azibapu Eruani who is the Group President of Azikel Group.


http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2015/11/former-president-jonathan-and-wife-pay.html

former comissioner for health bayelsa state...eruani...multi millionaire

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Black Friday is the name given to the shopping day after Thanksgiving. It was originally called Black Friday because so many people went out to shop that it caused traffic accidents and sometimes even violence.

The name was first recorded in 1966 by Earl Apfelbaum, a dealer in rare stamps. In his ad, he said, "'Black Friday' is the name that the Philadelphia Police Department gave to the Friday following Thanksgiving Day.

it is not a term of endearment for them. 'Black Friday' officially opens the Christmas shopping season in center city, and it usually brings massive traffic jams and over-crowded sidewalks as the downtown stores are mobbed from opening to closing."

The Police Department coined the phrase to describe the mayhem surrounding the congestion of pedestrian and auto traffic in the Center City downtown area. (Source: The Chicago Tribune, "Black Friday - Why and When?)

When Black Friday Became a Positive Name

Retailers did not appreciate the negative connotation associated with a black day of the week.


They had a good point. For example, Black Monday was given to October 19, 1987. On that day, the Dow Jones Average fell 22%, the largest percentage drop on one day in stock market history. Here's more on the Dow Closing History.

Another dark day, Black Thursday, occurred on October 24, 1929. It was the day that signaled the start of the Great Depression. It was followed the next week by Black Tuesday. On that day, the stock market lost 11% despite attempts by major investors to support stock prices.

That destroyed any confidence investors had in the stock market, which in those days was perceived to be the economy. Many had invested their life savings and were entirely wiped out.

No wonder retailers wanted to make the name "Black Friday" mean something positive. And, to them, the Friday after Thanksgiving is a very profitable day. To compensate, they decided to follow the adage, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

They used the name to reflect their success. Accountants use black to signify profit when recording each day's book entries. Red is used to mean loss. Therefore, Black Friday means profitable Friday to retailing and to the economy.

it must not be illuminaty...maybe sum oda occultic fraternity, jst like how nigerians term any bigman in a secret society an OGBONI member, u might mistake a mason for an ogboni man....i suspectd kiss daniel father's death.

hurricaneChris:
A friend of mine, who's also a member of this forum, came to our office some days back and persuaded me to show some of my designs here.
I actually didn't accept, but he showed me some 3Ds that have been showcased here by different designers. Please this in anyway does not translate to advert, it's a simply a way of exhibiting these 3Ds, especially to other Architects here.

The drawings am going to upload here are some of the some of works which have defined my 2015 in this profession.
though I did them on behalf of the company I work for, the intellectual copyright, conceptualization and realization are all in my capacity.

please feel free to drop ur comments, questions and corrections



1. 3 blocks of detached duplex

these projects were for a popular movie producer (Wont mention his name ). The three buildings are identical from exterior. But their floor plans are different.
The project was executed at Obibi-Ezena, in Imo state. 2 of the buildings belong to brothers who live in south Africa.

whats the name of the app you used

old story....go on utube and see mny babalawo's performng

see huz ...

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I am a resident of Port Harcourt, Rivers State, today at my office I met a woman in very grievous condition with a baby of about 11months and seriously ill with hernia strapped to her back. This young lady Ann Kierebo is about 29yrs old. She was cohabiting with one Sgt. SEYI MATTHEW OSUNTOKUN WITH NIGERIA POLICE FORCE NUMBER 212822 currently serving with the ANTI ROBBERY SQUAD RIVERS STATE.

SGT Osuntokun believes he has all power and he can never be brought to book for the grievous damage he has done to a girl that bore him a son he has refused to take responsibility Upon getting home from her shop on Saturday, 21st November, 2015, he handcuffed her to the burglary in their apartment, fired two shots from his personal pump action gun (attached are pictures of the cartridges)

With the baby still strapped to her back, he flogged and cut her with a cutlass ,she was handcuffed throughout the night till around 8am when she was able to escape with the handcuff still attached to the fan he later handcuffed her to when he wanted her to feed the child while he went out to eat. Sgt Osuntokun is a disgrace to the Nigerian police force which is a reputable organization and whose image has been seriously battered by blood sucking policemen like him.

He has further threatened to kill her and the baby with her. I have never met this woman before but after all her narration and the fact that she reported to isiokpo police station, Ikwerre LGA, Rivers State, the beast is still roaming about freely without any action being taken.

If nothing is being done to police officers like him that put the laws in their hands then I believe there is no hope for common masses like us all. I will like my email hidden for my own safety and because of my employer. Attached are her pictures to back this with the authority of the woman.

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, hello is an alteration of hallo, hollo,[4] which came from Old High German "halâ, holâ, emphatic imperative of halôn, holôn to fetch, used especially in hailing a ferryman."[5] It also connects the development of hello to the influence of an earlier form, holla, whose origin is in the French holà (roughly, 'whoa there!', from French là 'there').[6] As in addition to hello, halloo,[7] hallo, hollo, hullo and (rarely) hillo also exist as variants or related words, the word can be spelt using any of all five vowels.[

This is what a woman did to her househelp. She was arrested for assault but later released. See the photo after the cut...

Lmao tyga was late picking her up from daycare so she called asap...#AsapRocky‬ and ‪#‎KylieJenner‬ trying to dodge the cameras

where patience?

Alwys, i only rememba dis instruction after i have finishd drinking d yoghurt.." Shake before use"

According to Reporters, a Zimbabwean woman gave birth to this strange looking baby in a Harare Hospital on Nov. 14. The woman reportedly delivered after 10 months pregnancy.
Parirenyatwa Doctors were shocked to see the baby.
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"I’ve never seen such a thing in my life here at Parirenyatwa as doctors we know and believe that when a woman is giving birth, the head comes first and the legs last. To my own surprise this baby like creature brought her legs first"
said Doctor Chenyeke.
Mother of the baby, Sharon Kujeke refused to take the baby home.