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afam4eva:
I'll warn you watch your tongue. You can get you point across without cursing. I've aired my opinion. Whether you like it or not, it's my opinion. Be warned.

*yawns* stop threatening yourself. You're only displaying your insecurities. Perhaps you were bullied as a child. If you call "shut up" cursing, then what would you say if i told you to go eff yourself? Abeg you aired your opinion and i gave it the right answer it deserved. That is all, Save the threats for your kids and employees. Smh at this insecure boi!

afam4eva:
I wonder oo. The grammy commitee may not be aware of what's going on in the Nigerian music industry. Else, they won't nominate him. They should be nominating people like Tuface, P Square and Asa.

A NIGERIAN was nominated. Shut up and be happy,

MODERATOR PLEASE BAN THIS MAN! Thank you.

I've sent you the mail sir. Check your inbox.

Closed

Bread(val-u preferably), eggs and a hot chocolate drink(aka milo or bournvita). Nothing beats that!

bossinie:
@Post what we are lacking as a people in this country is 'visionary leadership' that will always put the interest of it's citizens and economy first before allowing any foreign input.
A leadership that will be proactive in reasoning,weighing the pros & cons of any potential investment with a view to ascertaining their short & long term effects on the economy.   Sadly,the present leadership seem to send wrong signals of outright desperation to potential foreign investors who in-turn seek to take advantage of this.

Truth is not all investments should be encouraged by our government,that anyone has money to invest in a Nigeria does not mean he should have 100% access to our economy.

That brings me to the point of 'protective investment policy' which should serve as a guideline for all foreign investment drive in the country,with a view to protect indigenous companies from being over-run by the bigger ones while encouraging compulsory ideological collaboration.

Then again we have the big challenge of ineffective policy implementation.

wetin my guy don talk wey you begin shout leadership? if you are truly frustrated, go and contest for election and people will vote for you.

noskeybaba:
I CANT STOP PICTURING THIS ON MY HEAD. "pupils wearing designers sandals (probably Gucci) with tartered clothes to schl. (ie if they paid schl fees). They should hav thought of somthing better to do with their money, may be buy books or renovate the schl or improve on the infrastructure. Who d fu*k gave them the idea of sandals? (probably ekiti ppl dnt have shoes or their ppl in diaspora are even more dumb than d village ekiti indigen)
And again 48 mil for mere sandal? Thats ridiculous. That amount can buy sandals for all d abokis in d 12 states of d north

see this first class monkey, Ogbeni, is it their duty to pay for their school fees and provide books? Last time i checked, it was the government that was supposed to provide those amenities. Those people did their quota which no one asked of them and instead of you to be appreciative that they at least did something tangible unlike your dry criticizing self, you unleash your atomic brain and try to feed us with crap. Tell me, what has your sorry ass done to improve this country? For your mind you don talk something sensible. Abeg Get your no good ass off this forum if your senselessness persists. Mschew!!! Ode oshi!

mbanusick:
Why is someone turning this into a tribal war,
       

i tire for the dude o, even i am a yoruba dude and i'm ashamed of his actions, we're peaceful people except for the few mentally unbalanced ones with whom their mothers got raped by tree branches b4 giving birth to these rejects who come to soil our name

TruthHurt!:
1st interesting thread in a long time.

@Iya- Does telling a person to kneel down actually affect anything? Can you read minds? What about people who were born with more of a spiritual awareness?
Are those prime targets, or is everybody the same? Have a regular person ever sensed who you are? Does your leader ever visit earth, and can u come to earth in the form of a child, and growing up as a human are there certain behaviors you exhibit? Intelligence, flexiblitity, etc, thanks

TruthHurt!:
1st interesting thread in a long time.

@Iya- Does telling a person to kneel down actually affect anything? Can you read minds? What about people who were born with more of a spiritual awareness?
Are those prime targets, or is everybody the same? Have a regular person ever sensed who you are? Does your leader ever visit earth, and can u come to earth in the form of a child, and growing up as a human are there certain behaviors you exhibit? Intelligence, flexiblitity, etc, thanks

TruthHurt!:
1st interesting thread in a long time.

@Iya- Does telling a person to kneel down actually affect anything? Can you read minds? What about people who were born with more of a spiritual awareness?
Are those prime targets, or is everybody the same? Have a regular person ever sensed who you are? Does your leader ever visit earth, and can u come to earth in the form of a child, and growing up as a human are there certain behaviors you exhibit? Intelligence, flexiblitity, etc, thanks

Most sensible set of questions asked throughout the thread,

OAM4J:
[size=13pt]Fani-Kayode apologises to ex-President[/size]

Ex-Minister of Aviation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, yesterday apologised to former President Olusegun Obasanjo over the attack on his ex-principal.

He said his statement on Sunday was misunderstood because he only went on historical excursion in his comments.

But he continued his plea that  Obasanjo and ex-military President, Gen. Ibrahim Babangida to reconcile their differences amicably.

The ex-minister, who apologised to Obasanjo in a statement in Abuja, said he did not at any time describe the former President as an ingrate.

Fani-Kayode, on Sunday, took a swipe at Obasanjo over his vitriolic attacks that  Babangida was a fool at 70.

He had said Obasanjo made a grave mistake and inflicted a deep spiritual wound on himself by insulting Babangida.

But Fani-Kayode yesterday recanted his verbal attacks on Obasanjo.

He said: “It is with the utmost urgency and sadness that I have to point out the fact that the press statement that I issued on August 22,  2011, concerning the face-off between President Olusegun Obasanjo and General Ibrahim Babangida, has been completely misconstrued and misunderstood by virtually all and sundry.

“I do not blame anyone for this but my own good self given that my choice of words was clearly ambivalent.

“For the purposes of clarification, permit me to point out the following. At no point in time did I say that President Obasanjo was “ungrateful” or that he was “an ingrate” and neither did I ever “slam” or “attack” or seek to “insult” or “demean” him in anyway.

“This was never my intention and given the strong relationship that I have with him, I would be the last person on earth to do such a thing.

“In the press statement, I pointed out the fact that I proudly served in his administration and that his government had records of performance between 1999 and 2007 was not only “first class” but also “second to none”.

“I also said that I remain eternally grateful to him for giving me the opportunity to serve my country and that I had deep affection and tremendous respect for him just as I do for General Babangida. At the end of the statement I concluded by expressing the hope that they settle the said rift as quickly as possible.”

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news-update/17169-fani-kayode-apologises-to-ex-president.html

isn't this just sick as Bleep

one million?? jeez!!!!!! chicken change. it won't take them more than three months to finish that money

Jakumo:
Those ghostly owls were sent into that Lagos courtroom by a gang of vicious Area-Goats who had taken up strategic positions outside the building, firing SPORADICALLY into the air and causing court bailiffs and passers-by to SCAMPER FOR DEAR LIFE until sanity was restored by the timely arrival of a Juju witch-doctor who engaged the owls and goats in a ferocious 3-hour spiritual duel in which CHARMS, DANGEROUS WEAPONS and CURSES were FREELY USED.

Early reports from the battle-front confirm that the Juju witch-doctor has defeated the main attacking force of owls and goats, but is still engaged in mopping up operations targeted at pockets of resistance who either fled into a nearby cornfield or flew up into the rafters in disarray.

Please let us all now rise and sing the Nigerian National Anthem.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Rhino.5dm:
Ezeuche I'd choose north a zillion times before south. Don't ask me why.
I grew in the north, went to school in north to university level. So you cant be peddling lies about north and think i wont respond. Nah!

I contested and won election against an indigine[b](oga, it's indigent and not indigine. the northern education you had really reflects in you)[/b] and nobody mention my background even when it was obvious am not from the state, so what are you talking about? I'd trust a northerner with my life a zillion times before turning to any southerner including my southern extended family. I remembered after winning a keen contested election that took us to settle some scores with the then SSS director, one of my opponent brought the issue, but to my utter surprised he was shouted at by his own brothers. The SSS director sacarstically said accept this YORUBA student as your state president(after i won) CAN you believe that!

In as long am on this site, i represent 70% north & 30% SW. . .and if am to choose where to be buried I'd still go for NORTH. The northern blood is what keeps me going even when i had the opportunity to steal, lie and cheat I DON'T! Now can speak of thesame in the south? I grew up in one of the most trust worthy society which can never be compared to any place in the country. IMO. Get me right, i have both lived in the SE, SS and now in the SW!

Don't worry, they would also smile and trust your head with their knives when it's allahu akbar time. mumu! Mschew! next please!

mikeansy:
So I can not debate about Nigeria because I neither support Buhari or Jonathan?

you are a little kid ok.

There is no need telling someone online to shut up when you can't physically do nothing about it.

In real life maybe you wont even be able to speak to me let alone ask me to shut up.

so grow up son. You have no control over asking me to shut up or not. So no need trying to.

LMAO! *grabs popcorn*

egift:
If you steal very huge sum in Nigeria, you will be celebrated (Eg: Bode), but if you stand by the truth - you will experience hell on earth (Now El Rufai).

Also if you can blow up things (like militants), the government will be paying you for doing nothing. You may even get a round table discussion with officials. But if you remain law abiding, you will be added among those Nigerian graduates that are unemployed

Nigeria for you. EFFED up country!

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Papishi:
Well i no blame u na only God know d kin hamlet which u from. Ig have really been to Akure you wouldn't have been running your bacteria infected mouth saying the place majorly consist of mud houses. If u dey work for the place and u no like am abeg go hug transformer. Megalomania like you,

LMFAO!!!!!
977725:

akure ni mo ti a,,,,,,,,,,,
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You be ajasa pikin

Be careful what you wish for,

UZORY007:
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps liars. He decides 2 test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?
SON: School. Robot slaps son! ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! ok, it was day with indecency star.
DAD: What?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what indecency was, Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: Ha ha! Like father like son. Robot slap mom.

lol! nice one bruv,

BABE!:
^^lol-- I got the reaction I wanted. I was just joking.

And yes, "Mr.Biggs" is the yardstick for measuring the progress of a city. Think about it.

and this is the part where i really SMH!

Sagamite:
Is there internet connections in Akure?

well yeah, but it's not as fast as when in Lag,

M M M:
op
i thought akure is in chad?

yeah, and you're in planet URanus

RuuDie:


This be we meet-up, pick-up, stick-up <*whatever u wanna call it*> zone!_{Well. . . .virtually every city in here has one ~ why not us!!?}

yup i'm currently in the state university, so i'm in ondo state

ak47mann:
source
punch newspaper!!!!

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201106232331557

God speed

Nigeria, GOOD(?) People, GREAT(?) Nation

lol! now this is hilarious!  

Mr Aloy Emekachukwudi, why were you silent to my obviously intelligent Eko ile's reply? You're just another case of pointless noisemakers who only wants to gain attention. The guy clearly finished you and instead of you to keep shut and preserve your almost extinct honour, you still have the power to type further rubbish in reference to the alayes. Ever heard of 'one step at a time'? Do you think state government can just up and remove every alaye from the streets of lagos? It has to be done gradually and believe you me that the job will get done at the end of it all. The government has taken the first step to flushing our streets to a reasonable and acceptable extent(because we all know it can't be done completely) and you are there criticizing him and accusing him of setting up draconian laws. I guess You're just an evil person who delights in having people coming to beg you for money so you can say NO and gain satisfaction from it. If you truely like the beggars, you would support the motion for the government teaching them how to fish instead of that dishonour called begging. If you're so pissed, Why not invite them to your state so they can litter and mess up your streets? Ignorant Attention seeker