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freshchuks10: First impressions may be made in moments, but they predict the course your relationships follow. So if you know what exactly about you draws in the votes, you can perfect it -- and do better with the opposite sex. So what do women notice immediately?

According to Dr Gordon Patzer, author of Looks: Why They Matter More Than You Ever Imagined, and one of the world’s leading authorities on physical attractiveness, a lot of what women notice in the first few minutes is appearance-based. “A substantial portion of the six features of a man are apparent, in terms of height, weight and overall physical attractiveness,” he says. And when appearances don’t make the cut, the door slams shut on further interactions. Here’s a list of things to keep that door open.

1. Physical stature
Yep, you knew this already: size matters. Height and weight are right on top of the list of things women notice. “Too much or too little of either immediately classifies the man as unattractive to women, and closes the door before less physically obviously features (such as confidence) can be determined,” says Dr Patzer. Take heart though, the acceptable range is influenced by the woman's own height and weight.

2. Appearances and attractiveness
Yes, beauty is skin deep, but it’s going to get women to explore what lies beneath. Attractiveness does include what you were born with, but your genes alone can't scuttle your chances. What really counts is what you do with your hair, clothes, grooming and basic hygiene. If you can't make the effort, women certainly are not going to work hard to learn more about you!

3. Smile
Once women are done assessing your overall build, women will look at your smile. “The ability to smile, particularly within the first few minutes of meeting, sends a welcoming, non-hostile signal to women,” says Dr Patzer. There is one proviso though -- the smile must show off reasonably good-looking teeth. It's never too late to fix an appointment with the dentist!

4. Humour
Another reason to show off those pearly whites! Women like men who have the ability to laugh. Even better, make the woman laugh. That instantly nets you bonus points!

5. Confidence
Women find confident men attractive. According to Dr Sameer Malhotra, head of psychiatry and psychotherapy department at Fortis Hospital in New Delhi, within the first few minutes of meeting, women will not only suss out your level of confidence, they will also interpret the vibes you give out and how you think. “Women notice how clear or decisive you are and whether you approach things positively.” Just remember, cockiness and arrogance are not the same as confidence!

6. Conversation
Men have successfully given womankind the impression of being strong and silent. So women aren't expecting you to have mad talking skills. All you've got to do hold her attention. “We know (scientifically) that the more or longer that a woman gets to know a man, the more physically attractive he becomes in her mind,” says Dr Patzer. Women are looking for someone to keep up the conversation -- so forget the one-liners, just be yourself!




http://www.menslifetoday.com/in/feature/relationships/things_women_notice/index.html#axzz2oVqspuo7

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant list!

I particularly like the fact he added number 3. One thing about me is that I rarely smile in pictures and I have noticed many women that have seen my pix ask me to send one where I am smiling or ask me "where is the smile".

I would put number 5 before number 4 though. Women are more likely to be turned on by confidence than sense of humour. Humour is a long term company thing. Confidence makes cream.

And definitely if a girl is super hot (as in fcking steaming), cockiness works better than confidence on its own.

deols: The boy is dressed like a mafia boss.


I like GEJ and PEJ as a couple sha. She is always very comfy around him.

Maybe because he steals enough money to feed her belly.

Enegod: "Nice" men AND women get dumped all
the times. I think that in some cases -
not all, it's due to a different definition of
the word nice...

Nice men get dumped mainly because women find them boring.

Only when the women have had their fun, lost their looks and now need long-term stability and reliability do they settle for nice men if they have not been able to tame and keep hold of a bad boy.

They now flash their full 32 teeth to a nice guy and show him they would agree to his approach and he gets excited (as they expect him to) and he quickly puts a ring on it saying he has found a "nice girl".

That is real life for you.

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Straight to the point: You probably attended a wedding last weekend, and all the time, you kept wondering why this bitchy, unpleasant, unattractive, nasty, choosy, ‘un-nice’ girl got herself a husband – a very handsome and well-to-do one at that! And there you are, a VERY NICE girl. You still don’t have a serious relationship. Maybe you have one, but you really are not sure where it is headed. In fact, the last guy before this one slept in your house, drank your beer, ate your food and even spent your cash. Yet he didn't even forewarn you before he vanished into thin air, probably in search of another prey.
(Not only Satan, even some bad guys are roaring like lions seeking whom to devour).
You follow beauty tips to the last letter. You are a one-time MISS UNIVERSITY. You've even subscribed to a fashion and lifestyle magazine where you read ‘10 STEPS TO GET A MAN, 5 BEAUTY TIPS TO MAKE HIM PROPOSE, 8 WAYS TO DRESS TO KNOCK HIM OFF HIS FEET’, blah blah blah. You have mastered all the ‘man-catching skills’. You've even learnt how to cook Calabar, Ibo and Hausa delicacies, yet you’re one step forward, three steps backwards.
You are really not a bad girl. You seem very perfect. You are always agreeable and sweet. Yet, no one wants to put a ring on your finger. I know what you’re thinking. You are saying, “You don’t know my story; you don’t know where I come from. My village people, my stepmother, etc. don’t want me to marry. A man of God even said I have a spirit husband.”
Well, I don’t have the power to disagree with you. But let me tell you a story I read somewhere.
One day, a woman was sweeping her sitting room and she found a baby frog beside the couch. Trust some women, she screamed, got help from neighbours, and they killed the poor thing. It didn’t stop there, she set it ablaze and buried the ashes, and then she called her pastor. With a Bible and a bottle of anointing oil in tow, the fiery pastor arrived at the ‘crime scene.’ But before he started blasting in dangerous tongues, he asked to see the back of the living-room window. Lo and behold, there was a pond there brimming with frogs and toads. He simply checked the mosquito net of the window and there was a whole the size of blackberry phone. This is what he said: “I’m not saying the devil cannot manipulate frogs to attack you, but CHECK the pond and the net first.”
My question then is: what if your so-called ‘spirit husband’ has got himself another ‘wife’? What if now that you’re born-again, old things have indeed passed away? By every standard, you are a nice girl. But what is really wrong with ‘nice’ girls? Don’t get me wrong, there are nice, agreeable, perfect ladies out there who are happily married. Granted, there are no perfect situations in life. Don’t ask me how I know they are happy. Before I go further, let me be frank with you: all the men agreed that ‘nice’ girls are a boring lot. They (we) all prefer ‘crazy’, interesting ones. We really don’t care whether you won the last MISS WORLD PAGEANT. When you appear too nice and too perfect, in our mind, we have already marked you as ‘hit and run’. We will try and get you to bed, ‘hit’ you and then ‘run’. Now, don’t go looking up the meaning of NICE and CRAZY in your dictionary. That’s not what I’m talking about. I will define a NICE girl and a CRAZY one, for the purpose of this research.
But first, let’s get this clear: I’m not saying if you read these findings here that you will get a man immediately; that Emeka or Lanre who left you last month will come back on bended knees, with a diamond ring begging for forgiveness. BUT if you ever follow these simple and easy guidelines to the last letter, you will get the best out of your relationship. It will keep you in the driver’s seat and you will control the outcome of your relationship. No man will ever take you for granted any more. He will respect you and dear lady, you will have that man who understands why you need to be in his world, why he needs to treasure you and also see you as an asset; and a prize to keep; the real woman of his dreams!
So, why do we (men) prefer to date and marry seemingly ‘crazy’ girls, while we dump the ‘nice’ ones? Why can’t some ‘good’ or ‘nice’ girls maintain a stable relationship that will lead to the altar, if that’s what they truly want? Why are some ‘nice’ girls always used and dumped? Why can’t they have the man of their dreams? What mistakes are the ‘nice’ ladies making and how should they avoid them? Who is a ‘crazy’ girl?
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This is an utter rubbish article!

FACT 1: The vast majority of nice girls are the not so good looking ones. There are mainly 3 types of girls that are nice to a man:

a) The one that fancy him and hope to have a relationship or sex with him.
b) The mediocre/ugly/insecure one that feels her looks would not get her far, so she has to rely on the secondary tool of attraction to get a man.
c) The one that has an ulterior motive to exploit him. Maybe for his money.

Very few girls are naturally nice. To find a naturally nice girl is like trying to look for a man that would not cheat if he had a clean chance. That is very rare.

FACT 2: Most fine girls are not nice. They know they have several options so it does not even register in their head to be nice. As a matter of fact, they screen their numerous suitors by testing them to see if he is a mugu. Such tests includes testing his tolerance boundaries of her misbehaviours before he tells her to fcking behave and then take control, which turns her on. Most men fail this test because our logical brain and the misleading training women and moronic real men give us is "just be nice to a girl and she would like you". Women don't work that way, especially fine ones. Most women are selfish and do not give much hoot about a guy's feelings except they are attracted to the guy or they see him in tears or they face calumny for their action, otherwise his feelings does not register in their world. They just want the world to work in their favour, that is their life priority, not your (a man's) useless feelings. They don't understand fair and equality.

FACT 3: No Miss University would struggle to find a man. There will be a queue longer than the worst day of delays at Muritala Muhammed Airport. Even if she was mean, many men would even allow her shyt on their head and would still take her because of her beauty thinking they can change her because, according to their moronic brainwash, "women are pure". The only time majority would reconsider is when she loses her looks and the attitude still stinks.

Again, the point is: Nice girls get dumped easily because they tend not to be the best looking out of the lot of women. Most men are strongly attracted to looks, personality only brings comfortability. Many men would keep on seeking the finest girl they can get or that knocks them off their feet.

[quote author=#1BOBO]Is a person the best insult your incredulously lacking brain stem could possible summon up to formulate a dislike? Or perhaps has your ignorance overtaken all traces of common sense? Please, get off my post! For someone who thinks I am moronic, it surprises me that you are sitting behind your computer writing up replies to a fool. As I have concluded that that is all you are, a fool, that is, I will take myself from the situation. Please, try to do thesame.[/quote]You are a person!

It is not an insult. It is an observation. I never insult people.

I can spot fucktards like you in a second as you do not apply any reasoning before you talk. From the minute you said "God said ......", I knew "here is another one".

Bloody fucktards that pull moronic opinions they cannot back up from the crack of their hairy arsse.

[quote author=#1BOBO]Hahahaha, this mumu dey nairaland dey yap mouth. Abeg, disappeyah![/quote]You are a person.

Tell me what part of your moronic post I should have addressed na. You just re-read it and realised you were dumb?

[quote author=#1BOBO]You made a previous remake about how you make alot of money of some nonsense, I guessed it was addressed to me too so I made a statement about it, isn't it obvious? Why else could I have made the statement? Hahaha. Human beings are something else.[/quote]And when you were corrected that it was not directed at you, what other moronic rubbish in your write up did you think I should have addressed?

Truckpusher: Sharrap crackhead.....little wonder you keep using too many smileys.

Go take your meds

person, if you are not a patient of Yaba Left, instead of the rant, you would explain how your dumb post makes sense.

Or did you wake up on Xmas day and pull moronic opinion out of your arsse and thought you were a genius?

[quote author=#1BOBO]Chai, you see? with all that I wrote it's only that one thing you thought was worthy of writing of? That should tell you something about your thinking process.[/quote]What sense is in the other junk you wrote?

You prayed?

And you made a statement that had no basis?

[quote author=#1BOBO]Hahaha, I am actually pretty well off thank you very much, but it's evident from your statements that you're set in your mindset, so for the sake of not making unnecessary argument on Christmas day, I will just tell you Merry Christmas, and may the Good will of the Most High be with you. Amen! [/quote]Who mentioned your wealth?

Truckpusher: yeah just like this?

person, instead of the rant, explain how your dumb post makes sense.

loswhite: all this ranting Js becos sumbody decides to use his/her own money to buy what they like...smh...poverty is indeed a disease. Someday u will get there and realise how foolish this ur post was

You are a person!

I am positive you can never dream of making what I make in a month in one year, so don't let your moronic arsse ever talk about "poverty".

People can spend their money the way they choose does not mean they way they choose cannot be moronic. I guess such clarity is above your cretinous head because of lack of a balanced diet and too much oppression from those that loot your future.

[quote author=#1BOBO]Read your bible, or for a quick search you can just use google. Poverty is actually a sin according to the bible, so... yeah... (also google that, maybe that will change your mindset.)[/quote]The bible?

I should read folktales of medieval illiterates and then come and say I know what God said?

You have a better chance of J.R.R Tolkien's Lord of the Ring changing my mindset.

[quote author=#1BOBO]Hahaha, My brother you're contradicting yourself. Even God says his children will have good things as a testament to his glory and good will. If you have that mentality you will forever stay in thesame level. If I had the money, you can be rest assure that I will buy it without a second thought. Not because it is expensive, but because I like it![/quote]When did God say that?

Or is P Diddy your God?

Truckpusher: That's an idiat talking like an idiat.

What more can i say?

person, can you make sense?

Truckpusher: Lowlife nigga trying to feel good....arsehole ,everyone knows you're a diickhead.

Go shagggy first ,take a shower and i'll listen to your tales of woes and frustration

What was your prison number back then again?
You prolly don't wanna talk abt that ,right?

Now get lost and stop following me like a lost puppy in NL.

better still ,go in there and take your rest.....this is where you belong

You are a person!

What is all this Yaba Left rant?

Dem don dey sell you fake psychiatrist pills for Naija?

person, instead of the rant, explain how your post makes sense.

Truckpusher: This rabid dog is here again

person, e dey pain you I am ridiculing the belle of your Jesus Chris on Earth?

Abbey2sam: Sheppopotamous you mean

Maybe that is who the person president is feeding.

That big belly sure needs food.

taharqa: Very Fooolish people. ASO ROCK, just like many Presidential 'palaces' around d world, has always had a Zoo. Spending about 14m on d Zoo is supposed to be a 'bad' tin, faa?? ... Bunch of Jobless DOLTS

You are a person!

Which kind of presidential palaces have a zoo?

Cretin!

Ngwakwe: Not so fast, even the Obamas' dog Bo costs the taxpayer thousands of dollars - his handler is reportedly paid over $100,000 a year.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210323/Obama-family-costs-taxpayers-1-4BILLION-year.html

You are a person!

Never quote moronic reports from a moronic website which clearly states its own source is even from a more moronic source.

Product of a failed education system, you think the USA is like your shithole country ruled by fucktards like Jonathan that are destroying your life and brain?

Truckpusher: And how does that affect your sorry a$$ ,you lil piece of cuunt.

Must you attack every comment you don't fancy like a rabid dog?....you skunk.

If you want a pissing party, bring it on biitch you can pass for my Christmas gift tonite.

How about that?son.

Affect me?

You are a person and I am just informing you that you are one.

Just say "Thank you for the insightful information, Sir".

Your moronic arsse has wisen up not to try and claim some stewpid "sarcasm". Cretin!

Any fine woman can make heaven by coming to my place instead of going to church.

They would even get to heaven faster through that my route than a church one where they have to wait another infinite billion years.

Truckpusher: Educated zombie.......that's all you could learn while schooling abroad?


Why do parents keep sending dumb airheads like you to study abroad ,instead of keeping you here to grow up in the ghetto where you belong or maybe the parents are just dumb too ........after all dumb heads begets dumb heads

You're so fuccking dumb ,that you couldn't even see the sarcasm in my comment.

Please change the person thingy ,it makes you look more like an old clown with old dry jokes because you keep repeating it all the time and it doesn't tell that one is properly schooled anyway, dumbo....now go and die

You are a person!

What sarcasm is in your moronic post? Or you just formulated a moronic opinion from the crack of your arsse, like a typical product of a failed education system, and then vomited it?

To all the fucktards that voted for this cretin called Jonathan, this idiocy is what you get.

https://edge.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/President-Goodluck-Jonathan-360x225.jpg

Ikengawo: great move! a culture of respect and preservation of wildlife and our environment will help nigeria learn that their country means more than just politics and tribes.

You are a person!

You are a product of a failed education system?

So this in your moronic world is preservation of wildlife?

Truckpusher: Lots of folks are having E-CHRISTMAS here......eh

what a bunch of lonely people......life must be hard...smh

Anyway merry e-xmas

What kind of person are you?

A born one or a professional?

aventura: 1. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
https://media2.ftbpro.com/post_image/image/1144129/DV1576546.512.jpg


Zlatan makes number one for a number of reasons. He is a giant at 6 foot 5, as well as being supremely strong. There have been many cases where Ibrahimovic has kicked his own team-mates, threatening to break both of Van Der Vaart's legs. At AC Milan he head butted a team-mate in training and has recently been banned for stamping on a defender's head. He is a black belt in Taekwondo, and owns an island in Sweden in which he hunts wild boar on horse back. I certainly wouldn't get on the wrong side of him.

http://www.ftbpro.com/posts/alex.gilbert/510572/10-footballers-you-wouldn-t-want-to-fight

The author seem to have omitted the fact that the team-mate he headbutted, Oguchi Onyewu, broke his rib for that mistake of attacking the wrong guy.

Babzilla: HEY NIGGA!
WHHERE'VE U BEEN HIDING?

Just dey busy, mate.

Xmas na freedom day.

lertee: i disagree with this and it is obviously wrong.
In the first place,we are two different individuals,what appeals to him may not appeal to me,his friends don't have to be my friends neither should his enemy be my enemy all because. If my partner keeps malice with one person,it will be fooli*sh of me to keep malice with that person NO. I would rather find a way to make peace between them.

Well said!

Who ever wrote that part was a pure person!

jmichael: Lol dude. I also ended mine some days ago (18th december), which hapens to b ha birthday. It was a 4yrs old r.ship. We started from university days and it was so sweet bck den. Abt a year ago, she started doin all d tins she usualy wasn't doin bfor. Regardles of ma constant complains, she continued and yet was always tellin me dt nofin has changed (foolin hasef tinkin its me she was foolin). Well, I painfully ended it on ha bday and gues wat, since den she hasn't even called to apologize for d reason I ended it which further proves to me dat I took d right decision. It is well. Na to move on sure pass!

She just played No. 5 on you.

https://www.nairaland.com/962850/ladies-which-these-dating-evils

And maybe No. 10 as well.

packman: FUC.CKK LOVE

FUC.KK GIRL FRIENDS

PLEASE DON'T ASK ME WHATS THE PROBLEM

(I ENDED MY LONG PAINFUL SOARING RELATIONSHIP YESTERDAY)

IT WAS PAINFUL THOUGH BUT SOMEHOW HAPPY I AM A FREE MAN

AT LAST......

THE PAINFUL TRUTH IS THAT WE GUYS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY WE ALWAYS SEE IT COMING

BUT WE ARE ALWAYS ADAMANT AND WE REMAIN THERE TILL IT FINALLY CRASHES UPON ON US

MY EXPERIENCE FOR THIS ONE YEAR AND SIX MONTHS HAS BEEN HELL LOVING A GIRL WHO WAS

JUST PLAYING ALONG..... YEA I KNEW BUT IT WAS DIFFICULT TO LEAVE BUT I AM REALLY GLAD

AM OUT SLEPT LIKE A BABY THOUGH THERE IS NOTHING LIKE HEART BREAK THAT WORD DOESN'T

EXIST AND LOVE IS IN EXTINCT

COMPLEMENT OF THE SEASON PEOPLE TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS I WANT TO SAY A BIG THANK YOU

AND ALL MY HATERS I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU FOR QUOTING ME AND HATING THANK YOU FOR NAGGING

AND JUDGING ME

LOVE YOU ALL

COURTESY: PACKMAN

Where are the person "Real Men" to tell him to "calm down, it is all a learning experience. He should take it like a man and look for a good girl. They are out there. He just needs to work hard to search and get one. He should be open so that he does not miss one".

Useless advice from useless ediots!

Woman are selfish. Don't fight or deny logic, accept it. Always work from that angle and manage things to your best interest and you will never go wrong!

Trust a lot of person "big boys and girls" in Nigeria to rush out and pay some moronic price for the wristwatch. Just to show they are "successful".

Fcking thank the Lord I have a brain, no dey do follow-follow and no bunch of moorons can define for me what success is by saying their product can help me.