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kandiikane: You are really an ediot. You should have just stayed in your village rather than venture out because you are an embarrassment. You cannot comprehend simple english. The point here is, you just cannot afford me that is why you cannot/will not buy me. Ok, let me explain it to you in the way you understand since we have obviously established you are a broke negro. It's like that tasty £2.56 bread you eye at a shop but can only afford the 99p bread so you just don't bother. It is not your level. Men like you wish women like me were hos, just for the simple fact that we are on a higher class and level than you. I completely understand your fantasy but you can only wish.

You are a person!

You are the one that lacks comprehension.

The point there is that you are a backstreet hoodrat skank that is probably £5 a go.

I can afford that over and over again, I am just not interested as I have good taste and I don't want AIDS. It sure is not my level, my level is higher than that, I leave that to your hoodrat yardie boys that like hoodrat girls with piercings all over their face and AIDS between their legs.

kandiikane: Oh, no hun, I was brought up with respect and class but only to deserving people, not useless old fools like you who just do not want to acknowledge they are old. They rather come online feeling funky with their neverending pregnancy and balding head looking like a crazed vultures. Mid life crisis- no this one is end life crisis. Aids? This negro is fingering azzholes and he is talking about aids? Did you not know it is very likely that you are even infected? Yes, maybe anyone can buy me but that is anyone who can afford to and the price tag is something you just cannot afford.

No, you were brought up to look like a ho and speak like a hoodrat.

Class is not something to be associated with you, be it in behaviour or in education.

Classy women are not the type to pierce their face like a hoodrat, talkless of speaking like a pure skank.

It is hoodrats and street skanks like you that are vulnerable to infections.

You are cheap and classless, so "No" I will never buy you.

pickabeau1: Floored how..... modernism n political correctness have thrown spanking to the dogs

By comparing outcomes, destroying misinformation arguments and throwing dysphemism to the dogs.

Funky always sounds and looks nice (modernised and politically correct), but it does not always get you the best or nice outcomes.

You can have a look at my arguments on the page of this thread to understand further:

https://www.nairaland.com/1118061/buharis-first-daughter-zulai-dead/9#13206732

pickabeau1: contestant 5 wrote 2 essays.. his own and his link to Siena's

Please give him a harder topic to argue for. it seems the argument against spanking is too easy sef

It is not easy.

It can be easily floored.

kandiikane: Chai, see this contradictory fool. Did you not mention how you can buy me? Opps, I forgot you are an illiterate!
Aye saga, send me your bank details so I can dash you a pound. Buy yourself some toothpaste atleast, I understand your white masters have not been paying you for all that tongue phucking you've been doing. Delirious goat! You have nothing to do with your life but concern yourself with buttphucking and arguing with someone young enough to be your great granddaughter. Are you not ready to die yet you balding shyt?

Skanky ho, anyone can buy you. That is the point.

You already said do it on the streets. That is cheap and for AIDS seeking people.

And, No, you can be my great, great, great grand daughter. But you are not well brought up to have respect.

Here is another survey of international employers. It is based on responses from 2,700 recruiters in 20 countries, who were asked which of their local universities produced the best graduates.

It was conducted by the French consulting group 'RH Emerging' in partnership with the German polling institute 'Trendence'. The result of the research allows to establish a ranking of what are considered the best universities in terms of employability at the moment and to hear recruiters idea of a perfect university. The proposed uniqueness of this particular rankings is that the international recruiters do not only establish a classification but above all give their opinion on what an ideal university should look like. The panel is made up by the biggest recruiting companies of 20 countries where 90% of the world's students can be found; it also contains recruiters from countries which do not often figure in international HR surveys such as India and Turkey.

UK Rank) University (World rank)

1. Oxford (1)
2. Cambridge (3)
3. UCL (13)
4. Edinburgh (15)
5. Imperial College (21)
6. Manchester (27)
7. KCL (37)
8. LSE (41)
9. Nottingham (45)
10. Birmingham (57)
11. Bristol (66)
12. London Business School (79)
13. Warwick (106)
14. Durham (129)

Universities in my top 10 that missed out: St Andrews [-, -]


Top 10 (World)

1. Oxford
2. Harvard
3. Cambridge
4. Stanford
5. MIT
6. Princeton
7. Columbia
8. Yale
9. Caltech
10. Tokyo

http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/news/global-employability-university-ranking-2013/2008497.article

http://emerging.fr/rank_en.html


In terms of UK universities best for employability, the table is very similar in outcomes to the 2 other employability tables by New York Times surveying Executives and Recruiters that I showed earlier above.

As usual, HYPMS + Columbia in the US and the Golden Triangle + Edinburgh in the UK rate very well amongst professional hirers for employability.

kandiikane: Ediot, you just shot yourself in the foot. Goat, who brought money in this issue? A village champion calling someone illitrate because he has access to the internet cafe is quite entertaining. Lol, you can buy me? You must be high on smoked grass. Chicken shyt talking big, abi? Abeg, joor! Find your level, i guess you can just about afford a girl from your village. Try there. Buy me? Haa, you cannot even afford you.

I am just one of those 'dirty skanky hos' even your future generation will not be able to afford.

Shut up, person!

Why will I want to buy a dirty skanky ho?

A disturbed and lost child with piercing all over her face? And you are talking about someone else smoking grass? Is that not what your hoodrat circle do?

I have spoken about fucktards like you before:

https://www.nairaland.com/1425962/lg-officer-fighting-civilian-bribery/1#17907449

Achievementless ediots always talking about "your mates".

Skank!

GenBuhari: [s]After school the kids ride around in his luxury car and return home to their huge luxury mansion where they could do extra studies and homework on state-of-the-art computers with high speed Internet and uninterrupted electricity supply.[/s]

However providing it is not just a publicity stunt, then he should be praised for his little contribution but it would also be helpful if he can demonstrate how he is using his office as a lawmaker to improve education in his state and Nigeria as a whole.

Your post would have made more sense if you were just intelligent enough not to include the comments crossed-out.

andromida: Erm this thread is proving otherwise.

Life does not prove otherwise.

I know many women talk shyt that real men love to believe. Experience professionals like me don't fall for it.

https://www.nairaland.com/1436171/black-berry-wahala-wit-girlfriend/12#18144948

Men, have the power. Because at the end of the day, they will be the one that have what you want and can decide to give it to you or not. They will have more choices than you. It is even worse considering women are more emotional, as that means the effect of the disappointment is more impactful.

https://www.nairaland.com/1436171/black-berry-wahala-wit-girlfriend/12#18145239

49cents: Trouble dey sleep inyanga go wake am na wetin hin dey find.....

You can tell a girl wey her eye don tear yet u go dey ask am out what do you expect? A saint!? Cmon your longa throut no gree you and when the bill come u con dey cry like nollywood actress

Most of these guy complaining and coverging on how to deal with them 'bitchy' girls are just under-age chaps who want to do adult stuff when they have JAMB and semester exams to write!

When two mature people are dating the entire story is not what I see here....so much complex issues, puppy love drama SMH

Thank God ASUU is calling of the strike today!!!

You are very right.

As long as you stick with "my time don pass" older babes or "I know I no fine" women, you will get maturity and it is not complex.

Those are adults ready to write JAMB and semester exams with you because dem don see say the future na hardwork if dem no settle the exams soon.

The loss of looks is a strong sedative in terms of women's behaviours.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Many of them are bitter from betrayal and poor choices.[/quote]Are you talking about women?

Because they are usually the ones bitter and moaning.

deols: I read this on Governor Aregbesola's wall. I find it a beautiful story of selflessness and thought to share..


Discovering and empowering the "golden eaglets" of Kastina

The Katsina State Minority Leader in the state house of assembly, Hon Abdullahi Mahuta had this touching story to share with us.......

Last week after the Sallah break, my two children, who I transferred to a public school in Katsina, said they would not go back to school with their canvas and sandal shoes. They insisted that they would only be wearing bathroom slippers to school because all their friends in the school are using same to school and that some come to school without shoes .

Initially I told their mother to allow them to use the slippers, but my little daughter advised: "Father, pls buy sandals for all the pupils in the school so that my brothers can also wear sandals". I thought I could not buy sandals for all the pupils in that school. I called the headmaster and asked him the number of students in the school. He told me they are about 800. After a rough calculation, I realized that it will cost about N230,000 only to buy a pair of sandals and white socks for every child in the school.

Alhamdulillah! Yesterday, by the will of Allah, I bought and distributed the sandals for all the 800 children in the school. And today we are also in sha Allah, we are going to distribute for all the students of another primary school at Tsamiya mai Lamba village, at Gora ward in Malumfashi LGA.

Just imagine, if only the 34 members of KTHA, 34 LG chairmen and the about 40 commissioners and SAs will do the same, over 100,000 pupils would be saved from the problems of (Sanyi, Kaya da kusoshin da ka iya ji ma yara ciwo) meaning thorns and cracked legs

I therefore call on you the people to insist that all public office holders enroll their children into public schools to be friends, help, give hope and play together with the children of the poor. among us.

Attached is his picture, putting on sandals for one of the pupils..we are indeed proud of this scion of the APC

Kurfi Abubakar

If we had most lawmakers having a mindset of this man, then we will somehow by in the right direction.

Unfortunately, we have fucktards like Jonathan that is only interested in helping convicts like Dan Etete loot the country of billions of dollars so his illiterate wife can carry it in suitcases abroad.

yellowpawpaw: I think she was referring to moi.

Baby123. Thanks for the link. Went tru it now.
It xplained the why.
Thanks.

Tgal and co, una welldone!

Why r pple hurling insult on d judges?
Why didn't they complain since.
Its not healthy abeg o.

She is lucky then.

I was going to bend her over, put her on my laps and slap her bum.

Tgirl4real: The last option sounds good.

I wish I could be half as bad as these ladies. Lol

All the options will mean his initial investment is lost.

As an experienced investor, one just has to add to the investment and reap the benefits later without maintenance of the assets when the other party starts investing.

[quote author=baby_123]Oyinbo repete........................................... [/quote]Were you referring to the debates or my comment?

Tgirl4real: May be the guy get the money ni.

Why is he complaning after paying.

What is he suppose to do?

Get himself in the awkward position of telling her to fck off when she said lets go to a restaurant instead of just sitting in the car?

Tell her the restaurant is too expensive after seeing the menu?

Tell her to cough up 50% when the bill arrives?

Which of the above do you think will work in his best interest?

ifyalways: Why is Tgirl posting the debates? Makes the debte sort of boring.New handles should have been created and given to the contestants just before the debate starts.

Take "Contestant X" as a handle name, olodo.

Many of the debaters did not address the complexities of the issues and there was a lot of narrow vision and platitudes being employed.

That said, 2 debaters stood out in terms of addressing complexities and the logical structure of their arguments.

bukatyne: The Bobo has too much noni and might be probably thinking of how to sleep with her to recoup his 'investment'. Don't be surprised if the foolish boy cannot give his family that money. Like someone would say, 'the boy is good, apa lon je be'. I.e. a waster


I find it as absurd as a random guy asking me to cook for him.

.ike seriously?

Damn right!

I told him to include his petrol cost in the returns paa paa.

Then she will come and moan that he used her, when she herself is a moronically inconsiderate ediot. And real men will say "he is such a baaaaaaaaaastard".

[quote author=2s£xy]Oga, Sagamite the Dynamite, what is your definition,description of the REAL MAN? because I sense it( as often used in your context) opposes or contradicts its meaning as generally used by the female/ladies.[/quote]Abeg, I dey come.

That deserves a comprehensive address and at the moment I am busy judging many essays in the Family Debate section.


Anyway, a friend just messaged me about this Naija girl he just met, she asked for them to briefly meet up and chat. When he drove to her house to pick her up, this girl demanded they go to restaurant. She then selects an expensive-ish one and for this brief meet-up bobo don spend £55.

What makes this girl think a guy that is not your man should be spending such sum on you?

bukatyne: Lol! Funny how most of them have testimonies of how they have been heart broken

Una ndo, it is well

Have a great weekend

For all the learners, this is a suppression tactic.

It is meant as a challenge of you masculinity to get you to shut up so they have more mugus they can pat on the back as "real men".

Always remind them that they have more testimonies, will probably have lasting testimonies in future and they are likely to suffer more in the battle of the sexes.

Unfortunately, when you ridicule them when they moan about this in future, there will be some moronic real man coming to tell you that it is wrong and not gentlemanly, so he can get his daily affirmation sustenance from the women that will not give him face until the game is over.

I have a passionate dislike of real men.

Tgirl4real: Hahahahaha

Please, that is not necessary o.

jay bee: Debaters are being scored against published criteria
Each criteria carries a maximum of 5 points
Each judge is required to give feedback
Above all, only the "content" criteria is susceptible to some level of bias

Ignore her.

It is baby_123 na.

She is just making noise so I can notice her and tell her to touch her toes.

After that, she will calm down.

Johnpaul88: He's right! If you don't like homosexuality, stop talking about it. You should have noticed you don't make sense to anyone anymore. Your continued stay on this thread and/or other gay titled threads, is no longer in anyone's interest - not even you!

Btw If you are always idle in the UK where you claim to live, no need to continue to be there, when there are some gays to kill here in Naija. We multiply daily & may yet be the majority!

You are a person!

An homosexual is saying another person is not making sense anymore and no one is interested?

And you homos will be majority in Nigeria?

You sure are a pure person!

Maybe your AIDS is affecting your thinking.

Johnpaul88: It's necessary, at this point, that i asked those questions. And you haven't answered them?

What moronic questions did you ask?

You picked race when I asked you to state your "facts".

The fact is that based on your few posts that I have addressed, you are thick.

Johnpaul88: If you understand marriage as a union of love rather than of gender, you'll no longer call gay couples, deviant!

Besides if the simple analogy of myself i gave above , isn't enough to convince you, i don't know what else will! If your mind is made up in this issue, there's no need for us to continue in this hide & seek
game, which essentially wastes our time,leading you to start exhuming past comments & pasting them here as answers.

You are a person.

Marriage is a union of gender and love. So in that cultural terms, homosexual coupling is deviant.

That is by the way. The homosexual desire is deviant.

kandiikane: Listen person, you're the one mistaken. Whether i do it on the streets or not. I still earn more than you so let us not go there. Your 7-9 pound an hour isn't shyt compared to how much I make in a day. This dirty skanky looking ho brings home a night more than you have ever brought home in 6months. Lol@when closet homos talk shyt.

Your mates are talking money, you're talking shyt. Uselessness of the highest order. Better go earn money, you're here concerning yourself with buttphucking.

Typical rants of illiterate fucktards!

"Your mates are talking money".

Just like any gutter urchin on the streets of Africa will say. Their mentality and measure of success is strictly based on money.

Hoodrat mentality, ho-rat personality.

And by the way, I can buy your dumb arssse. But that us besides the point.

ccollins: I think you are the one acting that way with your myopic and derogatory remarks about issues of intellectual depth. If you do not like homosexuality,you can as well stop talking about it

Intellectual depth?

And you don't think that is enough reason for you to shut up because it is above your level?

I should stop talking about homosexuality because I don't like it?

Can you see part of the reasons why I am saying intellectual depth is above your level?

Johnpaul88: I have also come to understand that you have hard time understanding & putting to mind what People say. You tend to forget so easily too! Gush, do you go to school at all?

You are a person!

What did I struggle to understand from someone that postulate that people migrate because they seek liberality?

And your moronic arsse is asking if someone else went to school?

charles316: Bros,abeg no vex.

Abeg, helep me beg am o.

The bobo wan scatter my head with grammar. He dey think say I go skool.