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FamilyRe: What Is The Biggest Source Of Conflict In Your Relationship by Sagamite(m): 4:14pm On Oct 01, 2012
"Me, me, me" (selfish) mentality of women!
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 3:21pm On Sep 30, 2012
ba7man: let me try to focus your point. We could also blame the people that interprete Religions to suit their selfish purposes.
If you did that, then you have not applied a root cause analysis and a comprehensive analysis.
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 1:21pm On Sep 30, 2012
dartsidius7: Thats a biased way of reasoning. I have seen in both religious books, how many people tend to interpret different verses in different ways. some christians say that its bad to drink while others say, drink, but in proportion. the extremists that carry out this nasty acts might have some screws loose but we cant generalise and say that the religion is bad. thats just like saying that all hausa people are wicked because of boko haram. I have not seen how the muslim religion enhance that mean human instinct.
We can't say the religion is bad but we can DEFINITELY blame the religion for these people's actions.

Another one: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19776747
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 9:09pm On Sep 28, 2012
F00028: then what was this infantile tantrum all about huh
You are a person!

Answer my questions, fool!

You thought I was a Xtian? You moronic arsse was feeling cool and funky with yourself that you "got me"? grin grin grin grin grin

F00028: my God! sagamouse you’re an I’diot! you shudda known better than to come at me with this. tongue

and what did i say about people who live in glass houses?
Cretin! grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Infidelity: Objective Analysis by Sagamite(m): 8:58pm On Sep 28, 2012
[quote author=Efemena_xy]Sagamite angry angry

99 pages of that stuff?? A whole 99 pages??!! shocked shocked

Abeg, I'm nothing like that o! Besides, nor be today you start. You don spoil finish.

Now, I'm out of here lipsrsealed[/quote]
ronkebp: Saga is crazy.....lol, just went over that thread again.... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
When I tell you guys I am Sagamite aka "Balogun leyin obinrin" aka "Hot boy" aka "I'ma flirt" aka "Hold on to your chic" aka "Dutty talker" aka "Prof of womantology" aka "I'ma hit that" aka "Juice lover" aka "She wants it" aka "Mo baaad gan" aka "Professional ashawo" aka "No waste time" aka "Naughty teddybear" aka "funminigoodstuffjor" aka "How do you wanit?" aka "Mo ni issues", believe me I am not joking.

I take ashaworism to another stratosphere. I am a self-appointed UN envoy on women affairs on every continent, I am like a diplomat who creates "friendly" relationships internationally. I work very hard to employ my skills across the world's continent. The fuku faka fuku faka magician.

Just today, I was walking on the streets to do some grocery shopping in a black part of London, as I was walking briskly, I passed 2 black girls on the pavement. As I passed, one was speaking to the other one in a different African language that was not Naija or Southern African (it sounded more french-like like Congo or Ivory Coast). I think as I was passing, she was shocked as I came from her back and very close to her (I had to adjust my chest sideways slightly to avoid contact), so she was probably saying I made her heart jump. She spoke in the local language.

I turned around and looked at them with my notorious cheeky smirk and said "What did she say?". They looked shocked but because I had a friendly smirk (probably also because of my soft face and proper speaking) they smiled and said "She was not talking to me". I said yeah I know, but she was talking about me. I said as I passed she was saying something about me in their language. They laughed and said "No". I said I was sure she was talking about my butt. They looked at each other and started giggling. I looked at them and said cheekily but with a serious face "don't deny it, I know when some girl is talking about my butt even in another language". By this time they were laughing hard because of (1) my accusation in public, (2) sheer confidence despite not knowing them and (3) facial delivery (part serious, part smirky).

We were at a red light waiting to cross, I started my ad hoc comedic routine of imitating them and their language. I said don't deny it, "you girls were talking in Congolese and checking out my butt, are you girls not congolese?", they laughed and said "yes". I pointed to the girl that spoke and said what she said was "shaka shoko wigi waga look at his nice butt" and that the second one said (which I delivered imitating a dreamy girl's voice) "Oui". They were laughing and saying that is not what she said. I rebutted and said I know what I heard. Then I said the first one then said "bigi bongo wanga see how strong and nice his butt is, I just want to grab it and squeeze it like a fresh french baguette" and the second one said (again, dreamy girl's voice) "Oui, Oui". Then I said the first girl now said "wonga wonga that is the best butt I have ever seen in my life" and the second one said "C'est Oui". Honestly, by this time these 2 girls wanted to die with laughter. They were laughing so hard to the point they were clutching their belly and almost crouching on the floor that this guy is crazy and see him murdering our language. Pedestrain lights came on, I gave them the cheeky comedic face and started walking away. As I walked away, I used one hand to cover my butt and turned around like "I know you are looking at it, stop looking" and now shouted back at them "Oui". They were just laughing so hard.

I am just a ridiculous flirt. grin I bet they will be joking about what I said for years to come. grin "Oui"!
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 6:16pm On Sep 28, 2012
F00028: Well, you wage war against God, He wages one back.

I know you’re shaking your pea-brained head right about now so try and wrap it around this:

death to followers of other religions - (Exodus 22:20)

just one person worships another god? – DEATH TO ENTIRE TOWN (Deuteronomy 13:13-19)

don't listen to priests? – DEATH (Deuteronomy 17:12)

gay? – DEATH (Leviticus 20:13)

do a little astrology? – DEATH (Leviticus 20:27)

fool around? – DEATH (Leviticus 20:10)

priest’s daughter fool around? –DEATH (Leviticus 21:9)

kill nonbelievers- : (2 Chronicles 15:12-13)

fake pastors? – DEATH (Zechariah 13:3 )

not a virgin on your wedding night? – DEATH (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB)

blasphemy? – DEATH (Leviticus 24:10-16)

disrespectful children – DEATH (2 Kings 2:23-24)
and many, many, many more…

oh yeah, and Jesus says: "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil". (Mathew 5:17)

my God! sagamouse you’re an I’diot! you shudda known better than to come at me with this. tongue

and what did i say about people who live in glass houses?
You are a person!

You are a what?

Say it!

Say "person"!

Cretin, No 1, who told you I am a Xtian or I give a shyt about Xtianity? What glass houses are you talking about? Are you this dumb? person!

No 2, do you see Xtians practicing those acts like muslims do?

Mooooron!
FamilyRe: Infidelity: Objective Analysis by Sagamite(m): 6:09pm On Sep 28, 2012
[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ **scoffs**

Don't know what you're on about o! grin

But if you're refering to the er...party Tgirl threw on your behalf, on that that thread dedicated to you, then what can I say??

Na devil work na! Must have been drunk cos I don't remember a thing. Besides, Jenny, CC, Tgirl, BusyBody, Ishilove & co drink pass me sef. tongue

Did you spike our drinks??!! shocked shocked shocked Cos I dey seriously suspect you o! Anyway, party's over... cool tongue[/quote]See this one. Which kin spiked drink.

As ronki said, you no fit control situation when show hits ground.

I don write about babes like you before: grin

https://www.nairaland.com/316937/what-nairaland-female-members-pictures/93#5323856
FamilyRe: Infidelity: Objective Analysis by Sagamite(m): 1:21pm On Sep 28, 2012
Sagamite: Something is definitely happening.

You will have to catch koboko directly in a woman before they can ever admit their cheating. Her denial means shyt to a man like me. grin
Nuff said! angry

If you ask them what they came to do in Sagamu last week, they will start stuttering and stammering. grin
FamilyRe: I Dey Vex by Sagamite(m): 1:04pm On Sep 28, 2012
chaircover: How can you financially, physically and emotionally care for 37 children huh

They are all going to end up morons and products of a failed educational institution grin

Eyin len da ilu ru angry
grin grin grin grin grin

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Lol!!



I love this up-side-down logic of yours!

Saga, you are a confirmed nut case!! grin grin grin[/quote]I know na.

I have already confessed: grin

https://www.nairaland.com/379302/honestly-nutcase-sagamite
FamilyRe: Infidelity: Objective Analysis by Sagamite(m): 7:08am On Sep 28, 2012
ronkebp: Reallyhuh?? you add married women too to the queue nihuh?? wink wink slip your hands every where abihuh?
Go and ask jennykadry, chaircover, Efemena_xy and Tgirl4real?

I need say no more. cool
FamilyRe: I Dey Vex by Sagamite(m): 10:35pm On Sep 27, 2012
ronkebp: yeah!!! that is what happens when old age sets in. the number will keep reducing......
I am already 55 years old, by the time it reduces to 1 when I am 90, then I would marry that ONE. cool

If I finally become a millionaire by my target age (70), I know it would triple.

So, no shaking. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 10:32pm On Sep 27, 2012
F00028: x
person!

[Quran 5:33] "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter."
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 9:45pm On Sep 27, 2012
shuddyy: Hey FUCKmite, its time for your drugs!
You are a person!
FamilyRe: I Dey Vex by Sagamite(m): 9:44pm On Sep 27, 2012
Odunnu: smh @25 girls in the last 12mths
Say wetin?

E too small? I slack?

Na 37 girls in 2010 o. Recently I have lost some of my guile, dat na why e reduce. I need to up my game. grin
FamilyRe: I Dey Vex by Sagamite(m): 9:39pm On Sep 27, 2012
Tgirl4real: Liar!!!

He has 3 baby mamas grin grin grin
Technically I am not lying.

No 1, the paternity test is not conclusive for the 25 girls that have come to me with belle in the last 12 months.

No 2, they have not contacted CSA to ask me for child support.

I have been calling the CSA monthly to know if I have any liabilities or claims against my name and hence need to run away from the UK. So far, they have been quite reassuring every month that I have no case to answer.

That said, as a responsible guy, I send one box of pampers every year to any girl that claims I am the baby father even when I dispute it, purely just to keep the peace and be a responsible father.
FamilyRe: I Dey Vex by Sagamite(m): 8:32pm On Sep 27, 2012
[quote author=Efemena_xy]grin grin grin

Pls Saga, stop this at once! I nearly choked on my drink!! grin grin grin

Sounds like you've got tons of er.. nephews and nieces back home dependant on you tongue[/quote]Unfortunately there are some you just can't ignore.

I never marry, I never born pikin (at least none I am aware of sha grin) but yet I am already paying school fees and feeding kids:

https://www.nairaland.com/450945/should-micheal-essien-chelsea-fc/2#6093882
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 8:23pm On Sep 27, 2012
As I said, people would follow the behaviours of their most reverred messenger.

Muhammed himself ordered several killings of people that distrespected him, so don't be surprised if there are muslims willing to kill because Muhammed was disrespected.
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 8:22pm On Sep 27, 2012
F00028: x
I said shut up, person!
FamilyRe: I Dey Vex by Sagamite(m): 5:36pm On Sep 27, 2012
Freiburger: Which one be moronic sense of entitlement na bro?
A sense of entitlement that is moronic. grin grin grin grin grin

Like taking a stranger's camisole and wearing it without permission because you need one and they have one.

Like thinking because someone is related to you and abroad, they need to send you money for the upkeep of the kids you created.
FamilyRe: Infidelity: Objective Analysis by Sagamite(m): 4:23pm On Sep 27, 2012
ronkebp: the Bible requires faithfulness if you are a christain and i am sure the muslims believe that too....The truth is the body cannot hold on for that long, only if you have subdued and subjected it to total obedience, and very few people do that. So it is very possible for a lady to have affairs or choose to remain faithful....it is just a personal decision.

Some women will be kissing a guy and at the back of their mind, they will be thinking out loud " oh no, this is so wrong, i am not supposed to be doing this, but i can't help it, oh no, please save me", meanwhile the guys hands has slipped to different part of the body....loobaatan!!!!!
Kai! You must have bought and read my biography. shocked
FamilyRe: I Dey Vex by Sagamite(m): 3:25pm On Sep 27, 2012
[quote author=Unique!]^^^ You're very right there. People can be so terrible. I took in my hubby's cousin, saw her through secondary school, paid for jamb classes, and Jamb exams so many times, cos the girl was not particularly bright. Eventually, she got admission to the university, where she spent 4yrs, all on our account. The same week she returned to my house after Uni education that was fully sponsored by my hubby and I, she staged a walk-out on us. This coming after 10years of care. And with the full support of her family.

My point being that people are not always who they present themselves to be. They come to you as nice people, when in actual fact, all they want to do is to take advantage of you. One needs wisdom to discern and weed out from one's life such opportunists.

@OP, it pays to set boundaries in one's relationships. It helps to avert a lot of future stress.[/quote]Nigerians have this moronic sense of entitlement. They feel anyone that is doing okay owes them something.

You are in London, so you should be able to send me some money to "assist" me.

I have this project I want invest in, I want you to "assist" me by sending me some funds.

I can't afford to send my 8 kids to school, I want you to "assist" me.

If you don't, then you are a selfish or bad person. Like if you are social services. grin

But yet, they would pray for the people destroying their lives at the slightest opportunity.
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 3:02pm On Sep 27, 2012
F00028: MY GOD! sagamouse you are an i'diot tongue

do you have put a lot of work into being this insufferable or is it a gift huh

FROM NOW ON THIS APPLIES TO ALL MY POSTS: sagamouse and other ignorant buffoons need not answer because screaming “person!” wont count as a rebuttal.
You are a person!

Your madrassa educated arsse can never have the intellect to deceive me. Fooool!
FamilyRe: Infidelity: Objective Analysis by Sagamite(m): 1:53pm On Sep 27, 2012
BluStreak: @Mrs Mansson: N150k to a frugal person is enough and one can even make savings from it considering the fact that clothings and some other essentials are sent in from abroad. To some people, N150k aint enough and to others, it is more than enough. These 3 kids are 6,4 & 3yrs old. Differents strokes for different folks.

@Dirifred: If my sister attempts such, I will repremand her myself and also support her hubby in any punishment he chose including divorce let alone my own wife (She no dey fear? See divorce on top table). I dont condone evil cos thats what I will call this act. Like I have always affairmed, it is none of my business. I have never treated her any less despite how I feel about her actions.

Well, I just wanted to get people's opinion. She is actually doing it with the guy and I know about it. She came to seek councel from me because of the respect she has for me. She hasnt told my wife about it and I have not disclosed to my wife either and will not (maybe I will when we eventually move). I feel bad about that sha so I wanted just to know if there is any justification for the act. Its not as if I am just accusing her falsely.
Whether there is justification or not, frankly it is not any of us' business.

She owes us nothing.

The only person she owes something is her husband.
EntertainmentRe: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Sagamite(m): 1:12pm On Sep 27, 2012
Gialmine: Yeah! Dats wat am talkin abt!
Guys should make their proposal more interesting and not just the normal boring dinner type cheesy
Why? Because of what?

They don't have something better to do with their lives?
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 11:48am On Sep 27, 2012
Tgirl4real: Instead, it says love those who hate you and pray for them sef . . .

No workers of iniquity or those who practice unrighteousness can inherit the kingdom of God.

I'm beginning to like that word... can I adopt it? grin
I can sell partial usage rights of once a week to you. grin

Some fucktards think they can come here and try to use desperate comparisons as a defence.

They do not know the minute they stop applying logic and objectivity is the beginning of their roasting by Saga Saga.

I don't know jackshyt about the bible but just the cautious observation of Xtians in real life can indicate to me what Bible says about things.
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 10:55am On Sep 27, 2012
F00028: MY GOD! sagamouse you are an i'diot tongue

do you have put a lot of work into being this insufferable or is it a gift huh

FROM NOW ON THIS APPLIES TO ALL MY POSTS: sagamouse and other ignorant buffoons need not answer because screaming “person!” wont count as a rebuttal.
You are a person!

So you mean by giving us selective definitions is sufficient proof of the non-existence of something?

Madrassa cretin!
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 10:53pm On Sep 26, 2012
shuddyy: SagaMICE is sick - you should have known. Am impervious to his rants and vituperations. I told my friends around me that the silly man sagaMICE first line of response to me would be 'you are a person'. Now, you tell me if I didn't guess right!
You are a person!

Call your friends, tell them I just called you that again.

F00028: those who do good deeds and submit to God -Q41:33

those who are not stingy- Q64:16

those who hasten to forgivness -Q3:133

those who dont testify to falsehood and pass by evil speech with dignity -Q25:70-72

http://www.quranabc.com/quran/

http://www.dar-us-salam.com/TheNobleQuran/index.html
WTF is this?

You are a really an extremely daft person.

Someone told you I am muslim?

Someone told you I understand Arabic?

Someone told you I read the Quran to know where to find everything?

Foool. Dig out a link that shows all the definition of "righteousness" in the Quran in fcking English!

Or you think you are debating with fellow fucktards where you can create an avenue to utilise omission to prove a point?
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 8:16pm On Sep 26, 2012
F00028: And because I knew you were going to be stup1d as you always are, I decided to show you what the koran describes as righteous here:


QURAN 9:123:"O you who believe, fight those of the unbelievers near you and let them see how harsh you can be. Know that Allah is with the righteous."



but then the Qurán describes the righteous as:

those who restrain their anger and pardon others -Q3:134

those who are humble-Q28:83

those who pray and give charity -Q2:277

those who repent -Q3:133

those who are good to their parents -Q17:22-37
etc etc
For the sake of clarity, can you list those "etc etc"s?

And also provide a link to let non-believers view it in English.

That is called transparency. grin
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 7:11pm On Sep 26, 2012
shymexx: Imagine a slut who can't even put words together to form a sentence, nor spell correctly talking about IQ and intelligence.... Bwahahahahaha

Only on NL...

Stay stalking me, slut - I know you want this dyck, but I don't want you... undecided undecided
Only on NL would someone copy and paste another person's work and pass it off as their own but yet publicly claim it is not plagiarism. grin grin grin


F00028: a wise man once said truth passes through 3 stages:

FIRST, IT'S IGNORED (you've passed that);

SECOND, IT'S RIDICULED (you tried that: person, cretin, terrorist...);

THIRD, IT'S VIOLENTLY OPPOSED (this is where you are now);


THEN, IT TRIUMPHS OVER FALSEHOOD!

did you get all that or am I talking over your head again?
undecided
I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Just kill them. grin
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 6:48pm On Sep 26, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Lol Sagamite, you will not kill me this afternoon.

grin grin grin

Shey London Ghetto abi Amelikka ghetto version? grin cheesy grin[/quote]But he said he "honoured" the invite to the debate na? grin grin grin grin grin

By copying and pasting the EXACT and ENTIRE write-up of someone else he found while googling and pretended he wrote it. grin grin grin grin grin

Then, as usual he turned around after he was exposed and said he won the debate despite being disqualified. grin

Fucktardic lunatic! grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m):
shymexx: BummyKing - this is the debate again... You jumped into a debate, took everything out of context, just because you wanted to show your mentor(you stay biting my shyte) you have arrived...

This is the debate again:



My reply in context of the bolded parts below:



However, rather than read through the posts, you chose to expose your ignorance - just because you wanted to show me how your brain cells have developed since the last time I called you out...

Where is the correlation between suicide bombings and virgins in the quotes from the Qu'ran that you cited?? - albeit the 'virgin' language in the Qu'ran is a figurative language...
You are a person!

You mean your calling people out is by saying priests molested kids in the name of God? grin grin grin

Is that calling out in Shymexx escape fucktardism? grin

Is plagiarism the ghetto version of "honouring" a debate? grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Religion Against Humanity By Wole Soyinka by Sagamite(m): 6:05pm On Sep 26, 2012
shymexx: That Qu'ran you quoted means the same thing with the Bible saying 'Righteous' people will go to a heaven paved with gold and diamond floors etc with everywhere looking as white as snow... These words are figurative words...

And these clowns call themselves intellectuals... Bwahahahahaha
You are a person!

No 1, where in the bible did it say be harsh to unbelievers and you will go to heaven.

No 2, where do Xtian practice such edict with the belief they would go to heaven.

person, don't come back here saying Catholic priest molested kids because they believe it would get them to heaven.

FOOOOL! grin

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