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Ganys: Bros, i assumed you forgot your brain at home while you typed this at your cobwebs-laced cyber cafe. Get back your brain before you reply to this...Odenson....mtchwwww

You are a cretinous product of a failed education system.

Shut up and don't let me ever see you have an opinion again.

confuscius: pls somebody correct me if am wrong, how can an Economist tackle malnutrion, what does an Economist know about childhood malnutrition

Knows about money/funding, government policy, supply, demand and production.

KNOCK KNOCK! HELLO!

Dahmum: OMG i cant stop laughin .ur wife must v done it so as to suprise u, i mean as a suprise.go back home n enjoy ur beautiful mamammma

A useless wife is a wife that attempts to surprise you with something you passionately hate.

A good wife would understand what you like and attempt (if comfortable with it) to give it to you.

If she wanted to surprise him, she would not be hiding it from him.

Stop giving useless pro-woman advice. The useless sought of advice that try and portray women as never wrong even when blatantly wrong. The type a lot of mugu men fall for for the reward of being called a "real man".

Ganys: sometimes i laugh when i read some news.America and their yeye trick. why should UN make this appointment when they know that the woman is vying for world bank presidency. It is very clear here that there is conspiracy going on. Come to think of it, what qualifies Ngozi for this malnutrition appointment?...I think Dr. Kim world have been the best candidate for this UN malnutrition appointment than Ngozi with reference to their CV.
From the look of things, Ban ki moo is trying to play a racial card here. He wants smooth road for his fellow asian who is being backed by the america. But Inshallah, they will all fail. Its Ngozi or no one. i know her CV is intimidating them but God will prevail. Nigeria will laugh last inshallah

Dumbfuck simpletons will always see any situation through "Us vs Them" prism.

They don't even need any evidence, they just vomit it as the first line of argument.

knowledge4: I wish them a happy married life.
The man in the picture is at least 60 years old from his looks.
What is a man of 60 looking for in a bride aged 30?
what is a bride aged 30 looking for in a 60 year old man?
I find this disgusting but it is common in the African society.
It has to do with the fleshly lust and desires inherent in man.
Religion is meant to put the desire in check.
Two years ago,someone at age 70,already a grandfather, married a 35 year old lady.
His 3 eldest children from his elder wife were several years older than the new wife.
I find it shameful, dirty,disgusting.
I will never consent to give my daughter in marriage to any man who is old enough to be her father,even a 10 year gap is unacceptable to me.
I cant imagine myself in a sexual intimacy with a woman 10 years younger than i am. Maybe because my wife is barely 3 years younger than i am?
I cant comprehend what a 60 year old will be doing atop a 30 year old woman? Or a 70 year old man atop a 35 year old woman?
A 30 to 40 year age difference! its dirty!

Keep your warped moral standing to yourself.

anishe: Islam permits only four wives at a time. Anything outside of that is sin.

4?

Why 4?

An arbitrary number?

One of those senseless rules people follow in religion and then rant their religion is the right one.

@OP, if the way you put it is the truth, I can guarantee you, she has no respect for you.

One thing I always tell the students attending my Masterclass on "Being a Man": A woman that does not respect you can NEVER love you.

Take this as . . . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCEUpIg8rE

tjskii: Foolishman,instead mak iiim dey bounce iim greatgrandchildren for knee,hez ther marryin his grandchildren agemate,next thing we'll here now is,died after a brief illness mmsschheew

Day there dey tell persin how e suppose dey live im life.

Wetin consign you how he choses to live his life? He should want what you want him to want?

Jakumo: The last few bales of cash were left behind in the vault on the instructions of the gang leader, who mentioned that they represented the bank manager's share of the days' transaction.

These fcking moorons always think they are humorous.

I think I would laugh better when I see them being put on their knees and a sawn-off shotgun is used to blow their brains and I see the contents splatter everywhere.

eghost247: 1. The Barbie.
8. Your neighbour’s teenage daughter.
Forget how she looks in a tank top. There’s a law against that type of thing.

You must be having a laugh or smoking some new kind of weed.

Why not?

Cuddlemii: @op, you are right. Even as individuals without involving a relationship or being in a relationship,we all keep secrets at one point in time so as not to get judged, criticized, taken advantage of, be vulnerable or let people use it against us either through blackmail or aggression.

The trick is this, most couples or partners find one grievous or convincing secret to tell each other so as to get the trust of their partner but deep down its not everything that was told. For example, a former runs babe who aborted and was fought by her married man-friend's wife can decide to tell her bf that she was once a bad girl that grooved and made mistakes because her childhood was rough. That would quickly get the sympathy & trust of the bf that she is very open & sincere to him. But was she? Critically she wasn't, she only built his trust but she didn't mention the abortion, involvement with a married man and the fight with the married man's wife. So anytime anyone mistakenly gives account of her past deeds to her bf, he would overlook it as she has won his trust even if she cleverly didn't tell him everything but how would he know? Its a secret cleverly told with hidden elements. So people tell a fraction of secret so as to get into their partners psyche, build trust, impress them that they are genuine and prepare them for future gist that might spring up and destroy the relationship. Its part of the psychologies of game playing, mind playing and relationships. Some people can assume any role and act it convincingly but deep down their secrets rest within.

But no one would come out and tell you all the decadence in their past or present life except in rare cases with peculiar people that either have big mouth, no control of what they utter or they can't keep secrets or they are not good liars or they are also dealing with a partner who has a can of secrets too but told them most of it.

So well said!

I have seen a lot of mugu men fall for the "We should tell each other everything" and the struff the girl throws when she finds out about some secret he had not told her. Yet, the same girl has a lot of secret she is hiding.

There have been girls I have had secrets with (basically it is both our secrets) and they keep it to themselves well. That is, well when we are together. And then when we stop being together they have no contrition spilling the secret. I have also had cases of finding out a secret a girl that has been screaming "We should tell each other everything" had not told me. So now I know the "rules of secret principles" of most women.

I keep any secret or even information I am not comfortable sharing with a girl to myself. If she does not like it, tough. I don't even hide the fact I am not spilling my secret or mislead them about it, I just refuse to spill bluntly. I have no doubt she has secrets she would not tell me too, and I know honouring my secret most likely can only be relied on while together, so why should I tell?

2buff: I like how people call robbers "sir" when they been robbed.
I don't think I would....

Anyway, yes my family had a home visit once.
One of them looked familiar to be honest...

Was it this guy?

Picture

Any of you guys that have been robbed, check to see if it was the guy in the pix o.

Here are the names of the fucktards calling themselves SANs:

- Godwin Obla
- Emmanuel Ukala
- Konyinsola Ajayi
- Edward Okpe
- Ayodeji Arowolo

These fooools should never get a government engagement again.

You have to start of with the fundamental and basic: A strong and competent police force.

That would stop corruption and crime, then see how Nigeria would fly.

violent: Does anyone have information on the kinds of guns that are permissible for individual ownership and the process involved in licensing such guns?

Ori e ti pe ju!

That is EXACTLY what is on my mind.

The only difference is that I honestly don't give a fck what is permissible. I am interested in the most potent guns I can get legally or illegally. Including a sniper rifle to pick out muthafckers from a safe part of my roof while they are beating a retreat.

I would not only gladly, but would looove to, end their lives.

Celyt: i kept everything bottled inside me but let out my frustrations by giving him the silent treatment. He would try to know whats eating me up but i wouldn't tell him why. The thread continued but we always made up and i can't say how, but whenever we have a trivial issue,i would always bring up the previous ones and my frustration compounded. We had Lots of issues that at a point,i told him that i wanted us to get separated,that i could take care of myself and the baby.

If it was me, we would be separated.

I want to be married to a matured adult, not a child.

You would get what you carefully wished for.

sugar 001: Am still at my 1st year in marriage. Every thing has been damn rosy untill untill I got pregnant. My husband sometimes come in too late at night for my liking. We used to hang out a lot @nite runs but am heavy now,can't drink my favorite liqor and I go to bed early now.
Few weeks ago, he came back home by 5am in the morning. I was sad ... But welcomed him back home as my momma taught me. We talked about it and he apologised.
Few days ago,he repeated the same thing. Then I realised I am in trouble. He slept off as soon as he entered the house cos of highness.
I couldn't sleep and his phone kept on beeping. Out of curiousity, I picked up the phone and a chick "spanish eye" was pinging my darlyn husband. I read up the chat and couldn't believe my eyes. They chatted about how much they miss each other's p***y and d**k and how the love eachother etc.
I confrounted my hubby when the highness had cleared from his eyes. Of course after much drama. He apologised but denied ever sleeping with the chick. Even claimed that they have not met before. But the chick sends her nude piz to him,they talk dirty and that's what their relationship was about.
He promised to end it with the chick, and was sober for days. But I am so disappointed in this man I love so much. The marriaGe isn't even upto one year. *sobs

Pele!

He is fooling himself.

semid4lyfe: What I deduce from her replies is she's immature and awfully proud

How? Where? What?

It is quite foolish to conclude which region has the most educated based on JAMB enrolments or which university is of the highest quality based on selection popularity.

All the data from the table are only (at best) indicative, not conclusive.

If anyone is foolish enough to disagree with my assertion, feel free to challenge it.

IHNetworks: Becos most of them think the responsibility of relationship success rests solely with the man. All they need to do is just lean back and be the centre of attention.

Yep!

Mostly the Naija and Jamo girls that have this effed up mentality. I call girls like that "Shytheads"!

They live their lives thinking they are entitled to something because they are L'Oreal!

I feel sorry for guys that marry such. As far as I am concerned, na hit and run.

moHot: whatever floats your boat mehn!!! the only thing you owe yourself in this life is happiness and if being single is gonna make you achieve that please remain single. And for those who think they can't be completely happy without having to get hooked then please try and do that ASAP!!!

Many are 6/ft below because they got hooked to the wrong person........please do what you feel is right and will make you happy
Life is too short.

So fcking well said!

The dunces that have been fed a mantra would stupidly assert that people can only be happy if they are married despite all the misery left, right and centre we see people go through in marriage. Lets not even talk about the ones that hide it and keep in behind closed doors that we can't see.

Ilekokonit: There is so much deliberate deceit in the world today that being single (though it sucks) is probably safer than being hooked.
Its better to be alone than being in the wrong company.

But being hooked to the right person is better than being single anyday.

And what proportion of people do you think are hooked to "the right person"?

How realistic is that illusion?

So which line of promotion is more of a "deliberate deceit" in the world today? The "be single and be safe" or "be married and blissfully happy and fulfilled"?

Whiteboys experiment with too much unknown chemicals.

Beowulf: It is rather unfortunate that most people on here chose to knock the OP unnecessarily. Is it so difficult to disagree with someone without getting abusive?
The last time I checked it was not a sin nor was it unlawful to remain single.

It is a serious fallacy to think that marriage confers one with a sense of responsibility or responsibility in itself. I know lots of married folks (male and female) who are the most irresponsible persons I know and many single fellows who have more sense of responsibility in their index fingers than most married persons have in their entire anatomy.

Choosing to remain single cannot be an indication of selfishness at all. It is with due respect a very asinine line of reasoning. Being single and getting married like everything in life have their merits and demerits. None is qualitatively superior to the other. It is all swings and roundabouts as per what works for each individual. Marriage does not place you on a moral high ground over singelhood any more than singlehood does over marriage.

Personally, I have had many reasons in life to entertain a life of singlehood and at the same time seen enough to decide to take a stab at marriage eventually when the time is right.

Whichever status I eventually choose, I will never adopt a false sense of moral superiority over any person that chooses an opposite status.

Rant over!

So fcking well said.

queenafric: Still in it. Will be back next year to tell more stories, but I'm loving it so far except that my mum can call..ehn..she is always calling me and saying she misses me. Maybe becos am her only daughter. As for my MIL, she always want us to visit her. Anytime, we visit her, she keeps praying for triplets and expects me to say amen to her prayer. I will just silent the 'a' in the amen, then she will open her eyes and tell me to say amen. Nonetheless, I like it when we pay her a visit cos she is a good cook...lol

If I was the one, I would silent the "am" at the beginning of the "amen" when I reply her prayers and even add an "h" between the "en".

manibuds: cugresources,why do you think there are a lot of single mothers,divorcees and grass widows?simple, there are many guys like you,just that they are smart enough or hard enough to play the 'normal guy' until they acheive their aim-which is to get a woman to have kids for them.these guys are so eager to relocate abroad or to another city promising to come back and pick them or behave so badly that any sensible woman we find her level(clearly you dont have stomach for this).
for oyinbo land there are sperm banks for women and sergeant mothers for men who cant find mates[check ow xtiano ronaldo had his son]-why haven't you explored this option?If this is too weird for you then make a budget of between 5 and 10million naira and some months,enter a small nigerian town like ondo,agbor,okene,auchi,ikirun and the like---eye don open for lagos,abuja,PH you will find a semi decent girl to have your kids,you should be able to build a small bungalow with a shop for tailoring or hair dressing or bakery or bottle water plant or a combination of any for her and in return she gives you your 2 boys,the boys will live with you and have a place to stay if they miss their mum.this plan requires some fine tunning but trust me when i say that many single mothers,divorcees and grass widows would have jumped at an offer like this had they known what was in store for them.
as the western world continue to tinker with marriage,the less attractive marriage becomes to men.
God made man,then made woman.Men made marriage for the acquisition and assignment of women to themselves.The advent of DNA testing has made the complications of fatherhood a thing of the past.Gay marriages have added their own to further complicate things.
cugresources,hold on to what makes you happy,you need kids?think about my idea

You are a cretin!

How is the fact he said he wants to be single and live his life alone mean it is guys like him that cause single mothers,divorcees and grass widows?

lastpage: I see a lot of "me, me, me, it allows ME to ...." in your post!

Let me ask, (forgive me if it appears challenging, no offense intended): DO you think you are SELFISH PERSON WHO THINKS ABOUT HIMSELF AND HIMSELF ALONE?

Having said that, let me add that being SINGLE IS SWEET!
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ONLY THAT IT IS SWEETER BEING MARRIED/HOOKED!....if you're with the right person!
Even Paradise is not as sweet and blissful like being with someone you love and who loves you back even more!
Believe me, l know what l am saying!

Lastpage!

What is wrong with him being interested in what makes him happy? How is that selfish? Why does he have responsibility to live his life thinking of how to make someone eles happy if the required activities would make him unhappy?

[quote author=Okija_juju]Being single is lonely, but I am scared of getting married!! My girlfriend is a drama queen!! Jesus!!

The sweetest part of being single (single being not married) is the reset button. . . When the babe fhuck up, you press reset!![/quote]Bruv, I would press reset if babe fhuck up even in marriage.

No one should feel marriage is a lifejacket for fhucking up.

Litmus: Uhm, I'm, with the judges, Avatar for me.

Well I think most people would say the think a human is far more finer than an avatar.

Here is a list of the universities with the largest aggregate of wealthiest students.

The Telegraph did a research of the universities in terms of what proportion of their home student rejected, or did not qualify for, the student maintenance grants. Basically, they paid their accommodation and living costs out of their/parent's pocket (or, in minority of cases, maybe the university was local and they stayed at home).

Universities with the highest proportion of rich students

1) St Andrews (58%)
2) LSE (52%)
3) Imperial (51%)
4) UCL (49%)
5) KCL (42%)
6) Cambridge (36%)
7) Glasgow (36%)
Edinburgh (34%)
9) Nottingham (34%)
10) Warwick (32%)
11) Manchester (29%)
12) Oxford (27%)
13) Southampton(27%)
14) Bristol (24%)
15) York (24%)
16) Durham (23%)
17) Birmingham (19%)
18) Sheffield (19%)
19) Leeds (18%)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/8882007/Universities-with-the-richest-students-or-parents.html


Mix with highest proportion of privately educated students (i.e. paid heavy fees at secondary level to avoid going to government schools).

Universities with the highest proportion of privately educated students

1) Oxford (45.3%)
2) Durham (40.8%)
3) Cambridge (40.7%)
4) Bristol (40.0%)
5) St Andrews (39.3%)
6) Imperial (37.9%)
7) UCL (35.9%)
Nottingham (30.4%)
9) LSE (29.3%)
10) Edinburgh (29.2%)
11) Exeter (29.1%)
12) Oxf. Brooke(28.4%)
13) KCL (28.3%)
14) Leeds (25.8%)
15) Bath (24.5%)
16) SOAS (23.8%)
17) Warwick (23.4%)
18) Royal Holl.(21.7%)
19) Manchester (21.4%)
20) York (20.6%)

Then you can use both to gauge which are the poshest schools. Obviously, posher students, on average, go to and have access to more prestigious universities.